Fat birds are self-improvement

When Feng Wu came to the courtyard of the harem where Feng Ji was, Feng Ji sent someone to prepare a sumptuous banquet, and she was also wearing gorgeous costumes, combing the concubine's hair bun, standing there with jewels and emeralds waiting for him.The life of a noble concubine these days really made Feng Ji forget that she is just a weapon.

Feng Wu happily entered Feng Ji's palace, he dismissed the servants in the palace, and was alone with Feng Ji.Feng Ji came over to toast: "Congratulations to the Holy Majesty for his upcoming enthronement, and my concubine is here to congratulate the Holy Majesty in advance."

"Feng Ji, you really think of yourself as a noble concubine." Fat Bird (⊙_⊙)

"Master, didn't you just tell me to pretend to be a noble concubine? Of course Fengji must do her duty - if you don't kill Meng Ying's little hooves, I will write my name upside down!" ! 】"Well, stabilizing the situation in the harem and maintaining balance is indeed one of the tasks I entrust to you, but I came to you tonight for another matter - do you know the secrets of Tianning Palace? "Feng Wu asked.

"Tianning Palace is the core of the entire Phoenix Palace. It has existed since the establishment of the Phoenix Clan. I don't know what secrets it contains, but there is a lot of spiritual energy under that palace—but The seal inside is too powerful, so I don't know exactly what's inside." Feng Ji said.

"Then, I'm going to explore the secrets tomorrow night, and you go with me." Feng Wu said, "You are my weapon, and you must accompany me to slay demons!"

"The concubine is honored! But, before driving the concubine, can you promise me one thing, my lord?" Feng Ji said.

"What?" Feng Wu (⊙_⊙)

"Please ask your majesty to promulgate the imperial system after ascending the throne, make me a queen, and make those little hoofs mad!" [You are enough! 】"Don't be stupid, quack, how can you make a queen with a weapon, my queen can only be Shang Xi."【This is even more unreliable, hey! 】.

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It is said that Xiao Ma has been studying Ling Ziyue's mysterious future notes in the stable. At the end of the notes, he mentioned Ling Ziyue's secret treasure burial place. Those secret treasures are the precious books he brought from his "hometown". With those secret books , and even subvert the Three Realms!

The pony was moved.

So it walked out of the stable, and said to the respectful Bi Ma, "I will prepare the best fodder and meat before I come back, and I will also take a bath with fragrance."

In this royal stable, the pony is the master.

Xiao Ma flies into the sky to find Ling Ziyue's secret treasure.But Xiao Ma has overlooked one point, what kind of secret treasure can Ling Ziyue, who has lost the chain, have? Xiao Ma, who is obsessed with secret treasures, doesn't think so. Unify the Three Realms. 【Your ambition is greater than your master】When the pony finally came to a certain place in the sky floating wasteland indicated by the map, and after digging hard all night, he finally found the secret treasure that was properly preserved in the cave!

Immediately, the pony couldn't wait to tear off the oiled paper wrapping the books with his paws under the moonlight, and look at the contents inside—I saw that the thick stack of books inside were——

People's Education Press "High School Chinese", "Mathematics", "Chemistry", "Physics", "English"...

The room Ling Ziyue was in before he crossed, that is, before he committed suicide, happened to be his study room, and there were piles of high school textbooks that he bundled up and prepared to throw away, so when he crossed, these textbooks also traveled through.

"Heavenly book! It's a heavenly book! Hahaha! Master! I want to study it hard! Help you dominate the Three Realms!" Pony laughed wildly. 【Ah, why isn't Mao dedicated to the master for the master to learn?Xiao Ma: My master is so lazy, it's no wonder he knows how to learn! !Or I will learn insurance by myself! ] The pony is running wildly on the broad road leading to the academic horse, and there is no turning back.

The next day, the court lady Han Mei was in charge of delivering spices to the royal stables—how extravagant, the stables were equipped with the best spices, worthy of being His Majesty's royal horse.Just as Xiaomei was passing Xuexiao Shenma's luxurious stable holding the spice box, Xiaoma suddenly appeared and shouted: "Hello! hanmeimei!"

The result of studying English textbooks all night.

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"Did you hear that! Feng Ji actually asked the crown prince to make her a queen!" The rumors among the concubines in the harem were spread quite quickly—since Feng Ji deliberately revealed the news that she was a queen, it spread in less than half a day. All the courtyards of the harem.As a result, many new nobles rushed over to curry favor with Feng Ji, and Meng Ying, a woman who only had the status of the original concubine but was never valued by the crown prince, gradually took advantage of her power, and the balance of power in the harem began to tilt. To Feng Ji's side.

Eunuch Fu, who used to be domineering, was so frightened that he didn't know how to deal with himself. He had been hiding all the time and dared not meet Feng Wu.However, there happened to be that young eunuch who was making trouble and was preparing to seize power against Eunuch Fu, and took the opportunity to quietly speak in front of Feng Wu, saying that now that the new emperor has ascended the throne, is he planning to replace the candidate for the head of the harem?

"The original manager was Eunuch Fu, but he has served two generations of emperors, and he is old. Even so, it is better to promote a eunuch with flexible eyes, loyalty, and high qualifications to replace him." Feng Wu is also quite emperor. shelf.It's just that he didn't pursue Eunuch Fu's conspiracy in his early years, and easily spared his life.

The chief eunuch who has lost power, because he is usually domineering, once he loses power, someone will step on him. This is also the retribution he deserves.

What Feng Wu cares about is the night visit to Tianning Palace—although Xiao Ma has asked Feng Chuao about it, but he has lost his memory and has nothing to tell.Everything can only be investigated by himself, and according to his speculation, the Ning Palace that day was probably related to the eternal fire of fate that Feng Chuao once said.

The Emperor of Heaven also said that the real Sun God has not recovered yet, and is still deep in the Feng Clan, so if everything is connected, it is very likely that the secrets of the Feng Clan will be unearthed again.

The efficiency of the eunuchs in the harem is very high. After Feng Wu said a word, after two hours, all the duties of Fu Gonggong were removed, and the new head of internal affairs, Feng Wu's personal eunuch, officially took office: Before that, Feng Wu was still in charge. There is no personal eunuch.

This eunuch is named Yuan Gonggong. He has been fighting against Fu Gonggong in the palace for many years, but the momentum has been suppressed by Fu Gonggong. Now he finally sees the sun through the clouds and mists. He is overjoyed. On the first day he took office, he followed Fengwu Stay close at every step, observe words and demeanor, and observe the new emperor's preferences.

As a result, after a day of observation, the smart Eunuch Yuan discovered that the biggest hobby of New Long Live is eating.

Food master!

"Long Live Lord, look, the plaques in this hall are all replaced after the new emperors took office, and rewritten by the new emperors. The servants of the hall's plaques have already ordered someone to take them off. Look at what plaques should be replaced. ?” Eunuch Yuan cautiously started the first negotiation with Xin Wansui.

"Do you want me to write it myself?" Feng Wu was idly waiting for dark, lying on the recliner and eating the melon seeds peeled by the eunuch.

"Exactly, apart from Lord Long Live, who else in the Feng clan dares to write this plaque?" Eunuch Yuan bent down and smiled apologetically.

"Haha, then get a pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and let me write well." Feng Wu began to use that noble self-proclaimed name.

So the palace people hurriedly prepared, and soon the Four Treasures of the Study were placed in front of Feng Wu, who saw Feng Wu scribbling with a brush, and soon a few large characters appeared on the paper: food is the first thing for the people.

"Good calligraphy! Great inscription! The word "Long Live God" is unprecedented! Look at the artistic conception of this painting... 啪啦啪啦!" Yuan Gonggong began to praise.The other palace people also echoed and applauded endlessly.

Fat Bird was overjoyed—he liked praise and praise from others the most, so he waved his hand—"Then hang up on this!"

Which bastard emperor would hang this sentence in the court hall!Don't you usually use four-character idioms for pretending to be x?Everyone == But no one dared to say it, for the sake of future and life, they all flattered Fat Bird even more desperately.

The golden age of Fat Bird is here!

However, at least this five-character plaque that has been hung in the main hall of the Feng Clan since then illustrates the characteristics of the entire era that Feng Wu started.

That is the Food Dynasty.Later, these five words have been hung up, because Feng Wu has been serving as Fenghuang for a long time.Who told him to be the eternal fire of chaos?It can be said that Feng Wu can also be regarded as the last emperor of the Feng clan, but this last generation really lasted an infinite time.

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At night, Feng Wu quietly left the bedroom, and walked towards Tianning Palace with the Phoenix Ji wrapped in cloth.Eunuch Yuan, who was guarding outside the palace, followed immediately: "Long live, it's so late now, where are you going? Let the slaves do it all." He thought Feng Wu wanted to go to some concubine, but seeing Feng Wu It doesn't seem like it is holding a long object.

"I'm going for a walk, don't disturb others." Feng Wu said.

"Your Majesty, the current situation is unstable. It's not safe for you to go for a walk alone. This servant will arrange for shadow guards..."

"No, I don't want the second person to know about this matter, do you understand?"

"Slave understands!" Eunuch Yuan thumped in his heart, realizing that he might have started to involve the emperor's secrets!He quickly knelt down and kowtowed until Feng Wu left without a trace.

Eunuch Yuan began to feel uneasy—as expected, emperors have been unpredictable since ancient times.

When Feng Wu carried the phoenix halberd to the Tianning Palace along the deep forest path, she realized that the core of the real inner hall of the Tianning Palace had already been sealed and locked, and those maids were just cleaning the periphery. Judging from the situation, it has not been opened for at least hundreds of years.

At this time, Fengji said: "This seal can only be opened by the blood of the true Fenghuang in the past."

"Then I'll do it." Feng Wu untied the cloth bag, scratched his hand with the sharp tip of the phoenix halberd, causing a drop of blood to flow out, and he applied the drop of blood on the sealed lock.

The seal didn't budge.

"Aren't I the real Phoenix Emperor!" Fat Niao said dissatisfied.

"You are a monster..." Feng Ji explained.

"Then we have to force a breakthrough!" Feng Wu opened her mouth and protruded a ball of fire.

But the seal remained motionless.It can be seen that the seal is strong.

"Probably not enough firepower." Fat Bird thought for a while, and then took a few steps back.

"Don't do this!!! You are the master of Phoenix Ji! You can't be ashamed like this!!" Feng Ji shouted.

But it's over——

boom------! !

With a loud bang, the door of the inner hall was sprayed open by a powerful nuclear explosion-level flame.

"The pants were burned..." Feng Wu touched the pants on her butt, and a large piece of them was burned, but fortunately, there is still a robe to cover it.

There is still some truth to taking off your pants and farting.