Fat birds are self-improvement

Hearing what Prince Long said, Shang Xi immediately retorted, and the two began to chatter.Feng Wu then sat down and ate with his head buried in his head. Although his eating posture was still indescribably beautiful, he was definitely not like Ling Ziyue who was at the side sipping like a bird pecking at food, not knowing the taste, but eating It looks very, very fragrant.

Ling Ziyue couldn't help being attracted by the way Feng Wu was eating, and unknowingly began to eat more.Originally, he was full of worries, and he was ready to grab a few dishes before going back.

At this moment, the Emperor of Heaven clapped his palms suddenly, which stopped the music and noise in the hall, and Shang Xi and Prince Long also had to stop their quarrel.

At this moment, the Emperor of Heaven said with great dignity: "I am very pleased that lovers from all over the world are gathered here tonight, so this glass of wine is dedicated to all lovers." After finishing speaking, he drank the wine .

All the people stood up and paid respects to the Heavenly Emperor.

At this moment, the maid poured wine into the Emperor's glass again, and the Emperor smiled and said, "I want to respect the crown prince of the Feng family, Feng Wu, with this glass of wine."

Then everyone was surprised, why did the Emperor of Heaven offer Fengwu wine?Feng Wu suddenly became the focus of the audience.

Fat Niao had no choice but to stand up, took a glass of wine, and respected the Emperor from a distance: "Thank you for your kindness."

The Emperor of Heaven laughed. Although he didn't explain why he paid so much attention to Feng Wu from the beginning to the end, it is obvious that as long as he can distinguish between beauty and ugliness, he will be attracted by Feng Wu, right?

Shangxi=Dan=Nima has more and more opponents!I want to fight the sky and the earth! !So he stood up again and said loudly: "Your Majesty, Feng Wu has been weak since she was a child and should not drink too much. I will replace this glass of wine for him."

As he spoke, he took the wine from Fat Niao's hand, respected the Emperor of Heaven, and drank it all in one gulp.

Shang Xi's move was undoubtedly a challenge to the Emperor of Heaven, but the Emperor of Heaven was so thoughtful and his emotions and anger were invisible, he just looked at Shang Xi with a faint smile.

"Shangxi, you are so brave! You are just the crown prince of the Moon Clan, what right do you have to be so offensive in front of the Heavenly Emperor!" an immortal accused.

The Emperor of Heaven waved his hand slightly, indicating that he didn't care.A sense of grandeur.

Feng Wu had no choice but to say: "Your Majesty, Shang Xi is just worried about me. If the Emperor of Heaven blames me, please punish me."

The Emperor of Heaven looked at Feng Wu and said, "Come here, present the objects."

So a maid took a gold plate, covered it with a gold silk embroidered brocade handkerchief, and brought it to Feng Wu.

what is that? !Everyone was in an uproar, and everyone thought it was an imperial edict from the Emperor of Heaven—Nima is so good-looking and really useful!

However, when the brocade handkerchief was lifted in front of Feng Wu, what was placed on the gold plate turned out to be a Tianzhixia bracelet glowing with five colors of auspicious light. The bracelet was clasped with a golden phoenix pattern, and anyone with a discerning eye could recognize it at a glance. Well, that is something that the Empress Dowagers of all ages possessed—it seems that the current generation of Heavenly Emperors has not really conferred the title of Empress Dowager.And he gave Feng Wu his mother's bracelet, the metaphor is self-evident-although the atmosphere in the heaven is not as rigid as that in the lower world, men and men can also marry, but the majestic emperor of heaven actually gave Feng Wu the token of being the queen of heaven, This kind of thing has to be said to be extremely bold.

Shang Xi is about to lose his temper - the whole world is against him, no!That's exactly what he wanted!This shows that his Fat Bird's outfit is in place!Shang Xi started self-comforting hypnosis again.

Feng Wu looked at the bracelet in the tray, but refused to accept it.The Emperor of Heaven couldn't help asking: "Aiqing, do you think this ceremony is light?"

"Feng Wu doesn't know what virtue and ability to receive such a great gift from His Majesty? Besides, this is a woman's thing, and it is not appropriate for Feng Wu to accept it." Feng Wu said proudly, the demeanor that is not afraid of the emperor made everyone admire him even more.

"This bracelet is just a gift, it doesn't carry other meanings, so you don't have to think about it." The Heavenly Emperor smiled while propping his head, "I heard that you are weak, and this bracelet has the effect of calming the nerves, so I reward you."

Who would believe it!It's obviously a show of love!Everyone said in their hearts.

"Your Majesty's heart is appreciated by Feng Wu." Feng Wu shook her head, "But I consider myself an upright man. I don't need such feminine accessories, and I hope Your Majesty will take them back."

Nima, you are full of gorgeous accessories!Everyone (⊙_⊙)

You are an indomitable big fat bird!What a man!Shang Xi (⊙_⊙)

The Emperor's face finally changed slightly: "It's useless for me to keep this bracelet. Since Ai Qing doesn't need it, there is no one in this world who can match it, so let's destroy it!"

After finishing speaking, as soon as he stretched out his hand, the bracelet flew into the hands of the Emperor of Heaven, and the jade shattered instantly!

"I really don't know how to flatter you..." Everyone discussed in succession.

Feng Wu looked calm.It stands to reason that after being harassed like this, Feng Wu should turn around and leave with a flick of his sleeves, but he sat down calmly, picked up his chopsticks and ate the dishes gracefully.

Did he deliberately show embarrassment to the Emperor of Heaven!Too strong! !

He is reluctant to part with the food here.Shang Xi (⊙_⊙)

The Emperor of Heaven said again: "You don't need to panic. Tonight is just to let you relax and entertain. I'm just teasing Feng Wu Aiqing. Hey, it would be too boring if I just let the musicians play and sing. Why don't I take the lead, everyone How about participating in it, showing off their talents, and having fun with the monarch and his ministers?"

Everyone agreed.So the Emperor of Heaven personally held the wine as a song, and sang a gift from heaven, which was also majestic and majestic, and won warm applause from all the halls.

Fat Bird is still burying his head in eating.

Then the Emperor of Heaven said again: "I heard that the Feng clan is good at dancing, Feng Aiqing, don't you mind showing us the wonderful dance of your clan?"

"I don't know how to dance." Feng Wu raised her head and said.

"Oh, Feng Aiqing seems to be sincerely not giving me a bad face tonight. She just refused my toast and returned the jade bracelet I gave you. Doesn't Aiqing think it's too much tonight?" said the Emperor of Heaven.

Fat Niao thought about it tonight, and seemed to be a bit disrespectful to the Emperor of Heaven, and said, "Then I'll make a fool of myself."

Shangxi = dish =: "You can't go!" He doesn't want the whole heaven to know what the fat bird sings about the sun shining brightly!

So he stood up again: "Your Majesty, Feng Wu was assassinated by the villains a few days ago, and now he is able to come here. In addition, he fell off his horse the day before yesterday and injured his knee, so he couldn't dance at all. Your Majesty, please allow me to replace him."

"Oh? But I just saw that Feng Aiqing has a good appetite, she doesn't look like a seriously injured person." Heavenly Emperor said.

Finally someone has spoken out! !

Shangxi=mouth=how round is it now! ! !Fat bird, you big foodie! !Tell you to eat tell you to eat! !

"Shang Xi, please sit down." Feng Wu finally put down her chopsticks and stood up, saying to the Heavenly Emperor, "I really can't sing and dance today, but I can perform other performances for everyone. I wonder if Your Majesty will allow it?"

"Sure." The Heavenly Emperor really wanted to see what he wanted to do.

I saw Feng Wu slowly leave the seat, before leaving, he looked at Shang Xi: "Shang Xi, remember well, this is something I have never done in front of you."

Shangxi=mouth=what are you doing! !How come it looks like you're going to commit suicide! !

"Feng Wu!! Don't!!" Shang Xi subconsciously grabbed his arm, but only caught the corner of his clothes that quickly slipped from his hand.

Emperor of Heaven==nnd, I am not a tyrant who wants to promiscuously phoenix dance on the spot, what are you calling so miserable.

Feng Wu finally stood in the center of the hall, so holy that no one could look directly at it.What kind of self-sacrifice would he use to please the Emperor of Heaven, who was poisoned?

Everyone is looking forward to seeing Feng Wu endure the pain and dance the most beautiful dance, it will be the biggest visual feast tonight!

The mournful music began to play from the side of the musicians who knew the current affairs.

But Feng Wu clapped her hands to signal them to stop.

"Change to a cheerful one." Feng Wu said.

The musicians looked at each other in dismay - dancing happily with a knee injury, this is really...

"Feng Wu! You can't do that!" Shang Xi yelled very worried, but was reprimanded by Prince Long: "Presumptuous! This is not a place for you to make noise!"

Feng Wu began to chant with his incomparably beautiful voice:

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"Once upon a time, there were five eggs lined up... (⊙v⊙) The first egg said to the second egg, look, the fifth egg has green hair! The second said to the third egg , you see the fifth egg has green hair! The third egg said to the fourth egg, you see the fifth egg has green hair! The fourth egg said to the fifth egg, brother, you grow green Gross...the fifth egg said angrily: I am a kiwi!"

Fat Bird Preserved Items! ! !The kiwi and egg jokes I've heard since birth! ! !Mysterious skills that have never been shown in front of Shang Xi! ! !

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After the joke is told.

The world fell into silence.

every face is

=mouth==mouth==mouth==mouth==mouth=

Shang Xi was the first to respond: "It's funny, isn't it? Haha." He gave Fat Bird a laugh twice.

That night, Fat Bird became a legend—he successfully repelled the Heavenly Emperor's harassment by telling cold jokes.

But the shock to everyone that night didn't stop there. After everyone finally recovered from the cold joke, the Emperor of Heaven coughed dryly and announced: "My kiwis..." Then he was stunned.

Your sister's kiwi! ! !Bah bah bah bah bah! !

The resentment of everyone = mouth = kiwi fruit is really deep! ! !The beauty of the phoenix dance is mighty! !

The Emperor of Heaven blushed, straightened his face, and said again: "My dear friends, I want to announce one thing - due to the instructions of the sky wheel, the destiny of heaven has changed, so there is only one edict of heaven this year. One of the best among them will be selected to issue the edict!"

This news really shocked everyone! !Shang Xi was also shocked!So, he and Fat Bird are now...

Hostile relationship? !Because there is only one winner!

God is really bad.

The Emperor of Heaven continued: "The only edict will be contested through fair competition. I have already ordered people to place the edict on the Light Tower. At noon tomorrow, no matter what means are used, whoever can obtain the edict on time will win the prize." Edict!"

Fat Bird Monk Xi looked at each other.

Their relationship faces its first major challenge.

Choose love or choose interests?Their identities and responsibilities make them face the most difficult choice!Please look forward to the next chapter - the test of human nature!