Fat birds are self-improvement

Chu Junfengwu is finally going to the Central Heavenly Court.He was wearing the most splendid dress of the Phoenix clan and a pure gold phoenix headdress on his head. When he boarded the imperial chariot of the Phoenix Emperor, it really shone like the sun.There is no doubt that Feng Wu will be the most beautiful and brilliant emperor in the history of the Feng Clan, and as a Phoenix, that is the strong evidence of the monarch.

Feng Xiang stood among the ministers, looking up at the golden imperial carriage driving into the sky, his expression became complicated and lonely.

Even if you know that Feng Wu is a big foodie, but... Nima, why is Mao still so beautiful! !Fengxiang thought painfully.

Color control is a disease that goes deep into the bone marrow.

At the same time as Feng Wu and Shang Xi, there were also the princes of seventy other tribes in the heavenly world. In order to obtain the approval of the central heavenly court and successfully ascend the throne, everyone was determined to win.

The cruel battle for kings has already begun from this moment.

The concubines of the palace, such as Meng Ying, who have been upgraded from the palace to live in the palace, are really arrogant at the moment. They have been assigned to a harem palace that is more luxurious and magnificent than the palace, with a cloud of servants and servants, because they are the first concubines of the prince. , Their status is respected, and they have become the new generation of harem masters. They are the objects of everyone in the palace, and even the ministers and nobles of the Manchu Dynasty are eager to have a relationship with them.

Life seems to be incomparably brilliant at once, becoming a princess is already a supreme respect, but now she actually entered the palace, and really competed for the respect and authority of the country's matriarch, which made these women all greedy for profit, and began to fight more intensely.

Just like those aging concubines commented on this imperial palace—the harem, which is glamorous and luxurious on the surface, is actually the cruelest battlefield in life. You will not wake up until you grow old. Grace, everything is better than living to the end.Because in this harem, life and death are shocking every step of the way.

However, with Fat Niao as the monarch, in addition to life-and-death shocks, the harem also needs to add a lot of tossing attributes that have never been seen before.That's another story.

Fat Bird's luxury journey has begun. His golden carriage is open when it sets off, but once it enters the night flight mode, it will be covered by an organ-controlled car cover. The interior is as spacious as a three-bedroom, with all the facilities for eating, drinking and bathing.

It's a pity that the pony has to pull the cart all the way and can't enjoy it with the fat bird.

"Meow~~Meow~~Meow Meow~~" The silver tabby cat rolled proudly on Fat Bird's big bed. That's right, Mr. Meow was also secretly brought here as the contact person of Monk Xi.

Fat Bird changed into his sleeping attire—big underpants, poured a glass of red wine, lay comfortably on the bed, and passed the time admiring the high-altitude scenery outside the car window.

You can reach the Central Heavenly Court in two days, so how do you spend these two days?Fat Bird began to think.

However, this journey to the central heaven was not all smooth sailing. In order to crowd out other competitors, some tribes even resorted to low-handed means—such as posing as air robbers and intercepting carriages.

When the pony was running happily in the sky, he suddenly saw a strange purple smoke screen in the distance in front of the supposedly clear sky.

"It's a robber!" The head of the guard who was escorting the royal driver came up on horseback and said, "Protect the prince! Form into formation! Hurry up!"

The pony blinked, and then he became excited - this is the first time it has encountered a big scene of protecting its master!The pony immediately said to the four horses nearby: "You are in charge of pulling the cart, and I am going to protect the master!"

The four celestial horses stared blankly at the pony. Obviously, with their IQs, they couldn't understand what the pony, such a tall and weird-looking horse, was going to do.

Immediately, the pony broke free from the rein and leaped proudly to the front of the team.

"Look! Xuexiao is going to charge!" The guards all shouted—it seemed that Xuexiao's horse was a symbol of ineffectiveness in the Feng Clan's war.

The pony raised its hooves and neighed, and the sound shook all directions, making the enemies hiding in the smoke feel terrified. I saw Xue Xiaoma's figure was like lightning, and suddenly it was faster than expected, and it rushed into the smoke in an instant.

In the heavens, Xuexiao horses are actually known for their toughness and ferocity, and an untamed Xuexiao horse is even more terrifying than a dragon.The guards stared closely at the battle situation in the smoke, only heard the sound of fighting and screams from inside, and some masked people were thrown out of the smoke from time to time.

Finally, when the pony roared again, the surrounding smoke cleared away, and on the enemy side, except for the masked men who were beaten to the ground by the pony and scattered on the clouds, there was only a masked burly man wielding a giant sword. Ax fought unyieldingly with Xue Xiao.But even though the man was tall, Xue Xiaoma's size still had an overwhelming advantage—Xue Xiao bit his giant ax with a mouth full of fangs, and bit the fine steel giant ax with a click. smash.

The man was stunned - he didn't expect this beast to be so terrifying!

"Roar!!!" The pony threatened the man with its fangs, and it also let the saliva drip down on purpose. When the saliva dripped on the man's armor, white smoke would rise, corroding a hole, showing that there was extremely strong corrosion. toxicity.

"Don't even try to run away. If you dare to intercept my lord, you will be punished with death!!" The pony grinned slyly, and the monster who spouted human words made the man feel even more creepy.

Finally, the man roared and decided to use his last ability to gain life!

The man suddenly transformed in front of everyone!It turned into a big black bear with a height of several feet! !

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The masked big black bear patted its chest with its big paws to demonstrate.

Is this guy an idiot... The guards of the Feng clan looked at each other, even if they covered their faces, but just by transforming themselves like this, they can tell that they are from the Bear clan, so they don't need to be arrested and interrogated!

The minds of the Xiong Clan are really... It is already amazing for them to come up with such a low-level method as Jie Daoer?All the guards ==

The big black bear grabbed Xue Xiaoma with its big paws, and the pony gave a sinister smile—it would look good to stew the bear's paws for the owner tonight!

Just as the two were engaged in a new duel, Qingyue's kingly voice suddenly came from the carriage: "Xiong Yang, long time no see."

"Ya Ya Ya Ya!!!" The black bear hastily touched the mask on his face with his paws, why did he recognize himself! !Why is this voice so familiar!

The black bear's memory suddenly recovered! !He remembered!That terrible scene sleeping in his memory!The dark memory he was trying to get rid of!

【Memories of being scared to pee by a fat dick】

"Aww..." the black bear covered its face with its paws in despair.

"Xue Xiao, because he and I used to be classmates, let him go this time." Fat Bird said in the carriage with a crystal wine glass in his hand. He was only wearing a pair of big underpants at the moment, leaning lazily on the soft bed. Talk on the pillow.

Just as the black bear was covering his face, the Feng clan's convoy passed by him as if nothing had happened. Although Xiong Yang had exercised his courage countless times since returning to the clan, he still couldn't help himself when he faced his nightmare again. I can't move anymore.

Huh, but fortunately, no urine came out this time.After the convoy left, the black bear lowered his head to look down at himself in comfort, and smiled gratifiedly.

However, looking at the mess all over the place, Xiong Yang knew that he had completely screwed up this time, that he had failed his father's entrustment and hope, and that he would be severely taught by his father when he returned.

In that case, why not escape to the mortal world first?

But I heard that mortals are very vicious, and they will take bear bile alive to make medicine.

The black bear is tangled up, it's so troublesome.How can he say that he also has the great responsibility to revive the bear clan, how can he walk away? !

Tangled and tangled, the black bear lay down and fell asleep.

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After going through twists and turns, Feng Wu's convoy finally arrived at the magnificent central heaven - a suspended palace capital, a huge heavenly palace like several cities, every brick and tile is made of heavenly jade, and the pure white palace will last forever. The earth is bathed in the sun of the sky, and there has been no night since ancient times. The auspicious lights of seven colors surround the surroundings, forming twelve rainbows, surrounding the entire heaven, which is beyond magnificent.

At the majestic Tianting Wharf, monarchs of many countries have already landed. Feng Wu changed into a second set of special dresses and stepped out of the carriage.The Feng clan has always been the fashion vane of the entire heaven, and the king of the Feng clan has always been famous for his colorful attire. This time Feng Wu went out and brought twelve sets of dresses.

With the support of his attendants, Feng Wu stepped down gracefully and luxuriously from the carriage. Xue Xiaoma was standing on one side with the saddle on his back, waiting to carry Feng Wu to the imperial court some distance away.

Except for the people of the Feng clan, everyone's eyes were on Feng Wu at this moment.Everyone was in an uproar, staring blankly at the big beauty.

However, when Fat Bird tried to get on the horse, disaster happened.Because the Xuexiao horse is too tall, Fat Niao, who originally wanted to be handsome and jumped on the horse, couldn't climb up—the stirrups were too high!

Xiao Ma (⊙_⊙) Only then did he realize that he was no longer the pony horse he was before, so he quickly knelt down and let the fat bird climb up—the fat bird finally got his wish and sat down on the horse's back.As a result, the fat bird regained its beautiful appearance, and the peerless beauty riding a tall horse left without a trace.

Shang Xi happened to arrive after Fat Bird rode the horse, and seeing Feng Wu riding away, he quickly jumped out of the carriage, yelled in mid-air, and summoned his horse, Tianma, to chase Feng Wu. Ling Ziyue in the carriage was at a loss.

I saw Shang Xi and Feng Wu chasing each other in the corridor of the palace in the heaven - the corridor is actually wider than a street and boundless, Shang Xi shouted from behind, and the pedestrians in the corridor shouted at them one after another. The two cast strange glances, but they were too fast to see clearly.

The pony deliberately played tricks, running faster and faster, so that Shang Xi could not catch up. Seeing this, Shang Xi suddenly flew up from the horse's back, jumped onto the pony's back, sat behind Feng Wu, and galloped On the back of his horse, he suddenly broke Feng Wu's face from behind, and kissed him forcibly—there was a large crowd, and he wanted to announce his ownership of Feng Wu to the entire heaven!

But the pony was so fast that no one saw the kiss clearly.