Fat birds are self-improvement

Fenghuang no longer paid attention to the fat bird, and Eunuch Fu didn't dare to touch that scary red fat chicken easily.Fat Bird started his "kindergarten" life - learning basic knowledge with all kinds of chicks.

The so-called parenting palace young phoenix education is nothing more than teaching some court etiquette and common sense of the phoenix clan. The real profound knowledge can only be learned after they can all become human beings.

The red fat chicken also has its own seat, at the back of the seats of the princes.

In fact, court etiquette is very boring. The other princes are just chatting and chatting during class, only Fat Chicken is sleeping seriously.

"Look at that ugly fat chicken, he must be a super fat pig when he becomes a human!" The other young phoenixes began to talk about the fat chicken. In fact, the fat chicken has always been a thorn in their side. In their hearts, the fat chicken The one with the lowest status, stupid, cheap, fat and ugly, is recognized as a laughing stock, and people can't help but want to bully them when they see it.

At present, both Fengbi and Fengxiang have formed an indissoluble hatred with Fei Jiji, and the other princes don't have the slightest affection for Fei Jiji.I heard that even the emperor hates Fat Bird so much!

"Fat chicken, wake me up!" Fengbi—the little green-haired young phoenix walked up and kicked the chubby little fat bird.oh!It's all meat!So fat!Didn't hit the ground at all!

A handful of red feathers on Fat Bird's head [uh, it should be Feng Ling] shook, and then reluctantly opened his eyes: "What are you doing?"

"get out of class is over, come and play games together! Play the game of drilling the crotch! Come and drill the king's crotch!" Lu Mao said arrogantly.

"(⊙o⊙)!" Fat Chicken asked, "Do you really want to drill?"

"If you don't drill, I'll beat you to death today! Shave your hair and skin! Then use an iron rod to penetrate from the asshole to the mouth, and make it into roast chicken!" Lu Mao said with her small wings on her hips.Don't know who taught him those things.

Note, the ratio of green hair and fat chicken is 1:3

The fat dick squinted at its short green-haired legs, which were only a few inches away from the ground.

"It's difficult..." Fat Chicken said, "But! I will try my best! But I need a venue!"

"Oh yes!" Lumao glanced at the other young phoenixes triumphantly, and signaled that he would tame this bastard fat dick for everyone to see, especially for Fengxiang who had a displeased face.Seeing the gritted teeth expression on Fengxiang's self-righteous face, Lumao felt extremely proud.

A group of young phoenixes came to the flat courtyard paved with white jade floor. The green hair jumped onto the stone bench and yelled, "Everyone, come and see! The dead fat chickens are coming to get under my king's crotch!"

Then Lumao jumped off the ground, stood with her legs spread apart, and waited for the fat cock to penetrate her crotch.

But the fat chicken is very big and fat, even if the green hair spreads its legs, the space formed can't even pass the fat chicken's head, so the fat chicken planned it this way - the space is like a sponge, as long as it is squeezed, it will always Yes, in order for its body to pass smoothly under Lumao's crotch, it needs acceleration.So Fat Jiji walked to the root of the courtyard and made a posture of a [-]-meter race.

"Huh? Is it necessary to be so far away?" Lu Mao hadn't reacted yet.But the two insidious young phoenixes next to each other pressed Lumao's shoulders one by one: "Brother Lu, we will support you!"

Fat Jiji took a deep breath, and then heard a loud fart—no!That's not fart!It is the nucleon accelerating the thermal flow!

Under the impetus of accelerated heat flow!The fat dick rushed over like a rocket! ! [Please associate yourself with a propulsive rocket] At the moment of being hit into the sky, Lumao felt that everything became so slow, and all the memories since birth began to replay like a revolving lantern, leaving only a bright light in front of him.No—is this his bird life?Not long after he was born, he died at—————————

Being drilled into the crotch to death? ! ! ! !

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Of course Lumao didn't die, but he couldn't get out of bed for several days.It is said that later on he had splayed legs, which might have something to do with Fei Jiji.

But Fat Chicken was punished again.After the eunuch's nth whipping stick was burnt by high heat, the corporal punishment of whipping came to an end.

Do you really think Fat Chicken has lived a miserable life ever since?

No, in the subsequent life of the chick's kindergarten in the Parenting Palace, Fat Jiji is a well-deserved "poor emperor"!Any young phoenix is ​​very afraid of him. When adding meals, as long as the fat dick's face is enlarged in front of you, staring (⊙v⊙) at the food in your hand, if you don't give it to him, there will be terrible something happened! [Fat Jiji didn't add meals, no one cared about his life at all] Similarly, even though no one is responsible for feeding Fei Jiji rice, at night Fei Jiji will enter the kitchen in a big way, and the cooks will respectfully give it to the princes Give him the extra food that was deducted during cooking.If you don't want all the food in the kitchen to suffer, you must worship the God of Fat Chicken!

On the other hand, Fat Chicken will also help guard the kitchen. Before leaving the child-rearing palace, Fat Chicken has been sleeping on the big steamer in the kitchen, eating and drinking free food taken by force, living a comfortable life wantonly.At least he still feels pretty good about himself.No one gave him food, he can ask for it by himself, there is no place to live, he found a big comfortable steamer by himself, the winter is extremely cold, and other princes have warm brocade clothes, so he will get hot at home, so he won’t be afraid of the cold .

Fat Jiji is very satisfied with his current living conditions.In his little mind, he felt that it would be like heaven all the time, eating and drinking enough to sleep in the big steamer!

But such a peaceful day will finally come to an end.