Ferocious Beast Breeding Manual

In the vast prehistoric world, there are not a few high-level gods with smelly habits, and only normal ones have ghosts. They have lived for tens of thousands of years, millions of years, tens of millions of years... the days are the same, every day is like this, will they go crazy?The life of the high-level gods is quite boring. Most of the high-level gods eat and sleep after eating, such as the Qilin twin gods. It is said that these two brothers and sisters have been out of the mountain once in thousands of years, and they are too lazy to roll over while sleeping. Especially Linshen, it is said that he was too lazy to open his mouth to eat, and almost starved to death.

From Jiao Xiaoba's point of view, Qiongqi Taotie is at least a positive type. For Mao, these two at least know that they are looking for fun for themselves.

Seeing the woman holding the golden toilet and looking at his shack with distaste, Jiao Xiaoba burst into laughter in his heart. There are many gods in the prehistoric world, but there are not many cleanliness into Qiongqi, and a toilet exposed him , Brother Taotie may have a woman beside him that he doesn't know, but this woman in front of him is definitely not a beautiful woman, but a genuine man, Qiong Qi.

Why is Jiao Xiaoba so sure that the other party is Qiongqi, instead of just having a woman with the same habits as Qiongqi?Jiao Xiaoba's reason is very simple, I feel disgusted when I see him!

Jiao Xiaoba and Qiongqi are naturally at odds with each other, they hate each other, they don't like each other, they both look forward to each other, hurry up and die!

Qiongqi searched left and right in Jiaoxiaoba's small shack, but couldn't find a place to put his clean toilet, and then he saw some oily residue on Taotie's dining table, and felt sick to his stomach.

So he took his toilet and walked straight in front of Taotie, condescendingly looking down at Taotie who had eaten his face round, "Don't you feel disgusted?"

Chenghuang Chongtianpao: You are the one who is disgusting. What right does a woman holding a toilet say others are disgusting.

Taotie's answer was impressive. He stretched out his fleshy and oily hand, grabbed a piece of fish and put it under Qiongqi's nose, "Do you want to eat it?" The fish almost touched Qiongqi's toilet, looking at the sky cannon Chenghuang felt nauseous for a while, vomit!

Qiongqi narrowed his eyes, he felt that the fish was not as clean as his own toilet, he narrowed his eyes, took a step back, and said: "I don't eat it."

Gluttonous pouting mouth, there is a posture that you will regret if you don't eat it, "If you don't eat it, I will eat it myself!" He said and put the fish in his mouth.

Cheng Huang and Soaring Pao are disgusting again, the fish almost stuck to the toilet...

Soaring Pao and Cheng Huang have no doubts that the "strange woman" and Tao Tie are a couple, both of them are out of their minds!

Why would someone take out the toilet while he was eating, and he didn't care at all? Did this "woman" do this so often that Tao Tie got used to it? !

Taotie has actually eaten, but as a rice bucket, he will be hungry anytime and anywhere. Since Gouwu Mountain has become the queen of the mountain, he will often miss the old lady who made delicious food for himself on the mountain. Well, although the old lady is not actually old When I was older, when I thought about the gentle and kind grandmother, Taotie would have a sore nose, blah, blah, granny is dead, eating delicious food, Taotie felt that life was simply too happy, so he immediately decided: "Little Ba, why don't you?" Brother, let me stay! Don't be too moved!"

When Taotie said this, Shen Shen happened to enter the door. Hearing this, his feet gave way and he almost fell outside the door. Let me go, the fateful Xunshan, the ill-fated king, why are you so pitiful, and left the chaos? Here comes the glutton...

These two are not good stubble!

When Jiao Xiaoba heard Taotie's words, the corner of his mouth twitched. His sixth brother has always been shameless when it comes to eating. As long as there is something to eat, he can do anything. He should be used to it. As long as no one provokes him, the simple sixth brother will He basically didn't have the IQ to get angry. Jiao Xiaoba always believed that Taotie became friends with the pervert Qiongqi because he was bewitched by Qiongqi. Why not separate them on this basis?

Jiao Xiaoba smiled, and thinking of Qiongqi losing Sixth Brother's distraught face, Jiao Xiaoba felt secretly refreshed.

Chenghuang didn't have much objection to Taotie's stay, and he also felt that such a crap like Taotie wouldn't make any money in Xunshan unless Jiao Xiaoba made him starve.

But that "strange woman" made Chenghuang feel sick for a while, he didn't want to live with a woman holding a toilet.

"Don't stay here... this place is dirty, messy and broken... don't live here..." A hoarse voice sounded, which startled everyone. It was a "woman" holding a golden toilet. When the "woman" said this, she frowned, this is our territory, if you don't like living here, get out!

Taotie didn't think anything of it, he looked at Jiao Xiaoba's shack house and felt kind, because the old lady Shenmin who was very kind to Taotie also lived in such a simple house, Taotie thought about it, and demolished his friend's desk.

"Archie, you'd better leave first, I'll be staying here for a while." Taotie gnawed on the bird's wings, his face glistening with oil.

The "woman" named Archie was furious when she heard Taotie's words, I was about to die of rage, Taotie, you can die if you skip a meal.

Taotie: If you skip a meal, you won't die, you'll go crazy!

In the end, Qiongqi or the "strange woman" decided to stay. Seeing the way Taotie and the "strange woman" get along, Cheng Huang, who loves to gossip, has already imagined a woman who is upside down. Oh, this girl looks really good. , It's a pity that the temper is too stinky, the habit is disgusting, he likes to run around holding the toilet, it's normal that no one likes it, Cheng Huang takes himself from the perspective of Taotie, and feels that if he is himself, he will not like this woman.

But when choosing a room, the "strange woman" started looking for trouble again, "I don't want to live in the guest room, I want to live in this room!" "This room" refers to Jiao Xiaoba's room.

Comparing the two rooms, he felt that Jiao Xiaoba's room

A little cleaner.

Taotie thinks it's all right, he really doesn't have high requirements on where to sleep, most of the high-level gods are not high, such as Jiao Xiaoba, Jiao Xiaoba used to sleep in the river in Longyu...

Chenghuang's evaluation of "strange woman" is a bit more, there are so many things!

Cheng Huang looked at Jiao Xiaoba, he didn't know how to deal with Jiao Xiaoba, Jiao Xiaoba looked embarrassed when he heard what the "strange woman" said, seeing Jiao Xiaoba in a dilemma, the "woman" seemed very happy, but listening Jiao Xiaoba said: "That's great! Our elders often lie on the bed without washing our feet or changing our clothes. Sometimes Xiao Huang urinates on the bed before going to the toilet. I have long wanted to change rooms. , but I was always afraid that Xiao Huang would not want it, girl, since you can think about it, it is great, I agree to change it!"

Cheng Huang heard that Jiao Xiaoba said that he almost blew up when he peed on the bed. I never wet the bed before, but before he could explain, he noticed that the face of the "woman" had changed. He still had a condescending expression just now. After he finished, the way he looked at this room changed, as if he disliked it every time he stood there.

"She" gritted her teeth and said, "I should live next door!"

At this time, Chenghuang saw that Jiao Xiaoba's expression had changed, he was a little strange, could it be that Jiao Xiaoba knew this woman, so he deliberately said these words?

After the "strange woman" dragged or carried Taotie away, Cheng Huang moved his body, went to Jiao Xiaoba, and whispered, "Do you know that 'woman'?"

Jiao Xiaoba blinked, with an innocent face, "Where did I know you!?"

When eating breakfast the next morning, Cheng Huang inadvertently glanced at the room where Tao Tie and the "strange woman" lived, and then stood there in a daze...

Overnight, the house has undergone earth-shaking changes. The walls are so white, the floor is so bright, and the sheets are so new...

Every decoration in the room is glowing, it looks like it's brand new, I'm going, it's only been one night, how did this guy do it...

Soon, Chenghuang found the answer in the words that Taotie muttered while eating.

"Archie, please let me sleep a little longer, yesterday you rattled and wiped the table, making me so noisy that I didn't sleep well..."

The corner of Cheng Huang's mouth twitched, and he began to count on his fingers, which female high-ranking god in the wilderness is good at cleaning the house and traveling with a toilet.

The scope is so small, why can't I find the corresponding person!Cheng Huang couldn't understand it.

After dinner, Jiao Xiaoba went to patrol the mountains, Taotie had to go back to sleep, and Qiongqi had to take a bath, he had to take a bath three times a day, His Highness Qiongqi is a man with such rough living habits!

In the afternoon, when Jiao Xiaoba came back from patrolling the mountain, Taotie just woke up. Jiao Xiaoba looked around, but found that there was no sign of Qiongqi. Qiongqi came back angrily.

Seeing Jiao Xiaoba, Qiongqi, who was defeated by women's clothing, was out of breath, "

Why is there excrement under those trees on the mountain, and why those gods and people pour excrement into the ground, I want an explanation! "As he said that, he stretched out his hand to pinch Jiao Xiaoba's neck.

Taotie was shocked, "Archie, what are you going to do!?"

Jiao Xiaoba dodged sideways. He quickly took out the bone-carving knife given to him by the farmer from the shell necklace around his neck, turned around, and turned to Qiongqi's side. At this moment, Qiongqi's hand is grabbing Jiao Xiaoba's shoulder.

Taotie's face instantly became gloomy, "What are you going to do?" There was already a tendency to get angry in the words.

He stared straight at Qiongqi in women's clothing, "Archie, I have told you many times that he is my younger brother!" You are not allowed to do anything casually!

Qiongqi smiled, "You also said that he is your younger brother, not my younger brother, hum."

The cold metal texture of the Jiao Xiaoba Diao bone knife touched Qiongqi's neck, and Qiongqi smiled gloomily, "You think I will be afraid of this!"

Jiao Xiaoba also laughed, innocently saying, "I used this bone to dissect the corpse. I was in Kunlun Mountain back then, and I had nothing to do every day, so I could only poke the corpse with this bone. If you don't believe me, you can smell it." , The tip of this knife still smells of rotting corpses."

Qiongqi's face immediately turned pale, his stomach began to churn, it was so disgusting!

Thinking about it, he flew into a rage, "Take this thing away!"

Jiao Xiaoba squinted, gloating in his eyes, "I don't!"

"Let go, you two!" Tao Tie angrily reprimanded.

"Don't!" "Don't!" Jiao Xiaoba and Qiongqi said in unison, the voice was so loud that Taotie's ears buzzed instantly.

Taotie is really depressed, why Qiongqi and Xiaoba fight as soon as they meet, it was like this in Longyu in the past, and it is the same when they are out of Longyu. If there is any problem, Xiao Ba never takes the initiative to pick things up.

But why do two people who have no problems meet and fight? !

Jiao Xiaoba would vomit blood if he heard what Taotie was thinking, Mr. Sixth Brother, you are the only one in the whole prehistoric world who would feel that Qiongqi is normal!

Qiongqi stared at Jiao Xiaoba. At this time, he had forgotten that he was still dressed as a woman. After taking a bath, Qiongqi heard Jiaotu say that he was going to patrol the mountains, so he followed the smell of Jiaotu and followed the route formed by Jiaotu. He wanted to find the Phoenix God, but he was disappointed. This unknown mountain is not very big, and the spiritual sense detection can easily detect that there are only a few high-level gods on the entire mountain, and the Phoenix God is definitely not among them. Qiongqi is full of doubts Well, he didn't believe that such an enchantment was made by a weak chicken, so someone else drew the enchantment.

Qiongqi wanted to know who it was, but he racked his brains and couldn't think of it. There was such a person in Honghuang, could it be the demon god Nine-Tailed Fox who has only heard his name but never seen him?

The more Qiongqi thought it was possible, the more he became interested in the mountain where Jiao Xiaoba was.

Shy, but also a little jealous.

Born from the essence of the sun and the moon in Mount Bei, Qiongqi was bullied when he was a weak boy in the old days. Everything he owned was obtained through his own hard work. He admired Taotie and became friends with Taotie because of Taotie He wanted to break away from the Dragon Realm, escape from the reputation of the Dragon God, and start a career by himself.

But I don't know why Jiaotu, who also came from Longyu, made Qiongqi unspeakably disgusted. This guy has no strength at all. He can be crushed to death with two weak fingers, but he is so lucky that he will die when he comes out of Longyu. Afterwards, he has survived until now, showing that he has escaped the chaos, and he has been infatuated with the Phoenix God in the reincarnation, and finally escaped from Kunlun Mountain and has his own mountain...

Why is he, why is this guy so lucky!

In front of Jiao Xiaoba, who is so lucky with his golden finger, Qiongqi's mentality is unbalanced. I have worked hard for thousands of years to get a little reputation. You have everything in a few years. You are open Plug-in guy, shameless!

"Let go!" Qiongqi narrowed his eyes and stared at Jiao Xiaoba.

Not to be outdone, Jiao Xiaoba stared back, whoever is afraid of whom, "You let go first!"

"Let go, or you'll lose one of your arms." Qiongqi threatened.

Jiao Xiaoba sneered, "Believe it or not, I'll put the bone knife in your throat right now!"

"you dare!"

"See if I dare!?"

"Humph!" "Humph!" The two of them "hummed" at the same time.

Just won't let you!Just hate you!

Seeing this posture, Taotie didn't want to bother, anyway, it had nothing to do with him, Taotie went straight into the kitchen, he seemed a little hungry and wanted to find something to eat.

So Taotie shook his head, decisively chose to leave this right and wrong place, the emperor was big to eat, and went to find food first!

After Taotie left, Qiongqi and Jiao Xiaoba had their faces completely torn apart. Qiongqi was glowing red all over, while Jiao Xiaoba was shining golden. The two began to fight with each other!

Qiongqi is naturally better than Jiao Xiaoba, but during this time Qiongqi has not eaten and is exhausted, while Jiao Xiaoba has just left the customs and is full of energy.

The two were inseparable from each other for a while.

Qiongqi was horrified, when will the weak chicken not be weak anymore! ?

Jiao Xiaoba was also very shocked, could this be the gap! ?

Cold sweat broke out on both of them at the same time, "Let go!" Jiao Xiaoba said through gritted teeth.

Qiongqi narrowed his eyes, "Let go first!"

"Humph!" "Humph!"

……

When both of them were a little exhausted, they finally couldn't hold it anymore, Qiongqi gritted his teeth, "Play it at the same time."

Jiao Xiaoba is naturally willing, "Okay!"

Poor odd numbers, "One, two, three!"

Then the golden light was shining brightly, Qiongqi removed Jiao Xiaoba's arm, and Jiao Xiaoba stomped on Qiongqi's crotch.

"Ah!!!" The two shouted at the same time.

One hugged his arms, covered in cold sweat; the other covered his crotch, with a pale face.

The two fell to the ground at the same time, glaring at each other, wishing they could kill each other with their eyes!

Qiongqi: "Despicable!"

Jiao Xiaoba: "Shameless!"

Qiongqi: "Dirty!"

Jiao Xiaoba: "The whore!"

……

Taotie was holding a fruit plate and gnawing fruit outside the door. Well, it’s been a long time since I ate fresh fruit. The mountains in the south are all bare, so it’s really hard to find something to eat!

This fruit is so sweet and delicious, oh, pack it when you leave!

Crunch, crunch, gnaw, gnaw~~~ so happy~~~

When I came back from Zhou Rao Kingdom by the Huang Shen Shen Cannon, what I saw was this scene. In the yard, a pile of fruit shells was scattered around Tao Tie, and in the house, Jiao Xiaoba and the "strange woman" brought in by Tao Tie were pale and weak. scolding frame.

"You eat shit..." "You eat my shit..."

Riding on the yellow cannon: ...

Cheng Huang rolled his eyes, looked at the two people on the ground who had less air intake and more air out, and looked sideways at Taotie who was squatting at the door, eating fruit with great enjoyment, the corners of his mouth and eyelids twitched, "These two people How long?"

Taotie was in a good mood after eating, he looked like a pink dumpling, very cute, he looked up, saw Cheng Huang, blinked, with an innocent face, "The two of them have been arguing for two hours... ..."

Cheng Huang looked at the hills of fruit shells around Taotie, and the corners of his mouth twitched even more, "What about you..." Do you not care if your brother quarrels with your woman?

Taotie smiled brightly when he heard this, "I've been eating here and listening to their fights!"

Cheng Huang rolled his eyes, and said dryly, "Good boy."

Taotie smiled so much that his eyes narrowed into a line, he was in a good mood after being praised, so he continued to crunch the fruit~

Looking at Jiao Xiaoba, who was still arguing with others with his arms covered in a pale face, and Tao Xiaoliu, who was eating passionately outside the house, Cheng Huang suddenly felt sympathy for the Dragon God nesting in the Longyu far away. A great father can tolerate such two two children...

In Longyu, a million miles away, the Dragon God who was eating sneezed heavily, oh, who is thinking about me, oh, it must be those incompetent children of me!

Qiongqi, who was kicked by Jiao Xiaoba, lost his pearls and clothes, and looked so weak and helpless. Looking at the other side, the pitiful Jiao was circling his arm. Little Bahua's face was pale and full of sadness...

They are all beauties, oh beauties, I can't bear to look at any of them, so I just don't look at them!

Cheng Huang shook his head and was about to climb onto the bed to sleep, but the Sky Pao went over to rub against his master, the high-level god has a strong self-healing ability, in fact, Jiao Xiaoba is not in such pain now, he is a bit pretending like this , because he kicked the opponent's kick [-]% of the time, if he was alive and kicking in an instant, would he be retaliated by Qiongqi! ?

Do you think you will not be retaliated if you are not alive and kicking?

In Qiongqi's most hated list in his life, Yazi and Jiaotu are ranked in no particular order!

Taotie finally fought hard and killed all the fruits in the pot, so he wiped his mouth, entered the room, and kicked Jiao Xiaoba's ass, "Xiao Ba, go cook, I'm hungry!"

Hearing this, Shen Shen held the door with a weak face, Cheng Huang almost rolled off the bed, I'll go, the guy who killed a pot of fruit is still yelling hungry!

Jiao Xiaoba rolled his eyes, Sixth brother, why don't you see how half-dead I am?

I'm sorry, Taotie really didn't see it, he just felt that he was very hungry, he pulled Jiao Xiaoba up from the ground, pulled Jiao Xiaoba's injured arm, and in full view of everyone, he pulled and tugged, but listened There was a "crack" sound from the arm, accompanied by Jiao Xiaoba's shrill howl, "Ah——"

Taotie looked innocently at the stunned crowd, and said innocently, "Your arms are ready, let's cook!"

……

After being stunned for a while, Qiongqi sat up and laughed with no image at all, "Hahahaha, Jiao Xiaoba, you also have today, hahahaha——ha———"

So, His Highness Qiongqi laughed so hard that... his jaw dropped.