Ferocious Beast Breeding Manual

"Here, it's ready, let's eat." Jiao Xiaoba put the fried chili fish in front of Hun Huan.

Hundun looked at Jiao Xiaoba with a smile, until Jiao Xiaoba felt creepy, "You, what do you see me doing?"

"Hey me." Hun Chao spit out two words lightly.

Nima, don't you have hands?

Jiao Xiaoba almost threw the plate on Hunhun's face, but he didn't dare, because the king of Hunhun Mountain showed a Mona Lisa smile.

Jiao Xiaoba was going to get the chopsticks, but Hun Chao stopped Jiao Xiaoba's movement, and he said to Jiao Xiaoba, "Feed with your mouth."

"..." Thinking about holding food in his mouth, and then pushing the rice into Hunhun's mouth with the tip of his tongue, Jiao Xiaoba's body trembled, making him sick, so Jiao Xiaoba flatly refused. Said: "You still don't eat."

Hun Huan stared, Jiao Xiaoba didn't intend to compromise, well, he is still a very bottom line person, so the two used their eyes to fight...

When Jiao Xiaoba's eyes were about to shed tears, Hun Huan smiled brightly, and said bluntly, "Then change it to a spoon."

Jiao Xiaoba almost shed tears when he heard this, and the labor and management almost compromised!

Jiao Xiaoba actually didn’t want to feed Hun Dun at all, because he put a lot of chili peppers in his food. He thought he was a kind person, and he couldn’t bear to see perverted men with crooked eyes and slanted mouths, let alone perverted men. Spray food on your face.

The latter is the key point. The feeling of being sprayed with food in the face must not be very good.

Jiao Xiaoba didn't know, at this moment Hun Huan bent over with a smile in his heart, he looked at Jiao Xiaoba, and only had one feeling, the little thing was shy~

The little thing must be shy so that he doesn't need to feed him with his mouth. Since the little thing is so shy, although he would prefer that the little thing feed him with his mouth, but because he is considerate of the little thing, it's the next best thing.

At this time, Hun Chao felt that he was the most magnanimous mountain king in the prehistoric times.

Jiao Xiaoba is stewed fish this time. The fish soup is very rich. Jiao Xiaoba's cooking spirit makes him unable to fool any dish. Although he put a lot of chili in the dish, the taste is still very good. It is worth a try. What I want to mention is that the seasonings in Honghuang Dalu have salt and sugar, but they are not sour or spicy. Jiao Xiaoba originally wanted to make the fish a hot and sour taste, but now it has become a salty and spicy taste.

Jiao Xiaoba himself has a weird sweet and spicy taste, he likes to eat sweets, ahem, who said that big men can't eat sweets!

When Jiao Xiaoba growled "Spicy to death" in his heart, he didn't dare to let the perverted man see it, so he tried his best to maintain a bright smile. When the chaotic man saw Jiao Xiaoba smiling, he laughed too. He felt that the little thing must He especially likes to feed himself. Seeing that he was so excited that he couldn't hold the spoon steadily, so Hun Huan made a movement. He held Jiao Xiaoba's hand with his own hand, rubbed it, and fed food into his mouth. If it wasn't for Hunhun's own control, Jiao Xiaoba almost screamed and smashed the spoon on Hunhun's face.

Nima, teased me again!

After the first bite, Hun Tuan ate it, his eyes lit up, it seemed to be really delicious, this taste...

Ah, the wonderful taste that has never been eaten in the wild!

Delicious!

Chaos narrowed his eyes, with a happy expression on his face.

Jiao Xiaoba was dumbfounded, why didn't this guy feel it, obviously he put so many peppers, isn't this pepper spicy...

Jiao Xiaoba was a little skeptical.

However, his doubts were quickly dispelled, because the next second, when Hun Chao held Jiao Xiaoba's hand and brought the second mouthful of food to his mouth, Hun Chao changed his mind and looked at Jiao Xiaoba. Ba's face curled up with good-looking eyebrows and eyes. In an instant, the chaotic male hormones exploded. Jiao Xiaoba was completely amazed.

So when Jiao Xiaoba was in a daze, Hun Huan took the spoon and sent the food into Jiao Xiaoba's slightly opened mouth because of the surprise...

In order to be afraid that the small things would not be eaten, Hun Huan even pushed a spoon into Jiao Xiaoba's mouth, and the food got stuck in Jiao Xiaoba's throat.

Jiao Xiaoba can't spit it out, can't swallow it...it's so spicy, damn it, why is it so spicy...

Hundun laughed again, the little thing was really moved, he just fed him a mouthful, and he was so moved that he cried, Hundun held Jiao Xiaoba's hand holding the spoon, and put a spoonful into his mouth. Spoon fish, next, he didn't forget, and gave Jiao Xiaoba another bite.

Since the little thing is so excited, he must have been looking forward to it for a long time, so he should satisfy the little thing's wish.

So under the feeding of "one bite for you, one bite for me", the food quickly bottomed out.

During the whole feeding process, Jiao Xiaoba cried from the beginning to the end, almost sat on the ground and cried, it was so spicy, so spicy...

How did this kind of "lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot" happen?

Misfortunes never come singly, after Hundun finished eating, he stroked Jiao Xiaoba's dog's head, "I want this kind of taste in the future, it's really delicious, don't cry, I'll feed you like this next time, don't worry..." Hundun is rare Be gentle.

Jiao Xiaoba cried even harder, who asked you to feed it, it was so spicy, the labor and management will never put chili in the next cooking.

The sweet and spicy pepper Xiaoba has cast a shadow on the pepper for a long time, turning into a purely sweet taste.

Jiao Xiaoba’s mouth was always red until before going to bed, Hun Hun thought it was very beautiful, um, I don’t know why, when he saw Jiao Xiaoba’s tears, red eyes, red cheeks, and red mouth, The sarcoma beneath him recurred and swelled up again.

Hun Chao felt that it was really necessary to ask what was going on, but right now there was nothing he could do, because the royal doctor of the high-ranking gods, a family of gods and witches who originally lived near Kunlun Mountain, left their hometown because they were dissatisfied with the rule of Hun Huan. people.

Hun Chao couldn't catch people for the time being, so he had to solve it by himself. Hun Chao decided to read the ancient books and look up the information. The King of Hun Chao would never allow himself to have parts that he didn't understand.

He wants to crack these weaknesses and turn them into advantages!

At night, Jiao Xiaoba hugged the quilt and looked at Hun Huan anxiously, why did this guy come here again...

At this time, Hun Huan took off the villainous black clothes he usually wore, and changed into soft little clothes, which were the pajamas he wore for sleeping.

Jiao Xiaoba's face turned red all of a sudden, yesterday the perverted man wore a lining to sleep, why did he change into pajamas today, pajamas and lining are different, the pajamas of the Great Desolate Continent, women's style Jiao Xiaoba don't know , the men's top and lining are similar, the focus is on the trousers, which are crotch trousers!

"You, you, why did you change into a small coat..." Jiao Xiaoba covered the quilt and looked at the perverted man in horror. The pajamas are not surprising, and the crotch pants are nothing special. Jiao Xiaoba himself wore them. The problem is, The problem is, hey, brother, your stick has raised its head! !It's sticking out, don't you care? ?

After seeing the men and women in Sushen country running naked together, Jiao Xiaoba originally thought that he would not be surprised anymore, but now...

This kind of half-covered and half-revealed is even more frightening than full-revealed...

Especially that huge volume...

Jiao Xiaoba is a bully again, this guy is definitely not human, not human!livestock! !Livestock! ! !

Hundun raised his head, and the "little Hundun" in his crotch trembled like his master. Hundun looked at Jiao Xiaoba's panic-stricken look and smiled inwardly. The little guy must be frightened, he didn't It's normal to see such a big sarcoma, it's okay, I'll tell the little guy when he finds out what it is...

Hun Chao stretched out his hand, bent down, and touched Jiao Xiaoba's dog's head again. He pulled off the quilt naturally, lay on the bed, covered the quilt, picked up Jiao Xiaoba, and familiarly wiped his swollen "sarcomatoma." "Put it between Jiao Xiaoba's legs, the flowing movements made Jiao Xiaoba petrified...

After finishing all this, Hun Chao said to Jiao Xiaoba: "Go to sleep!"

Jiao Xiaoba stared dumbfounded at the huge thing between his legs, wondering if it was his illusion, he always felt that "it" was still growing, hot and swollen, separated by thin fabric...

Jiao Xiaoba felt that the tip of his nose was hot, and for some reason, his face became strangely hot...

No, isn't it just this big stick, he, he has it too!

Jiao Xiaoba was thinking wildly, just like that, gradually drowsiness swept over him. Before going to bed, Jiao Xiaoba suddenly remembered, Ciao, why did he agree to this guy climbing into bed again, why didn't he stamp this guy out...

Well, he dare not.

Another morning...

Every man has a story that he has to tell the "Five Girls" in the morning, and of course it may be the "Five Young Masters"...

Jiao Xiaoba was awakened by a nightmare. Originally, he was dreaming of an avalanche in Kunlun Mountains. He was running for his life. He hid everywhere, but he couldn't find a safe place. He finally found a safe place to hide, but he heard groans the sound of.

"Ah—hmm—"

Fuck, it's the end of the world, man, you still have time to fight here, stop it.

After listening for a while, Jiao Xiaoba gradually felt that something was wrong. Why is this man's voice so familiar...

"Uh-ah-"

The groaning continues...

In the blink of an eye, Jiao Xiaoba thought of someone, ahhh, this voice, this voice...

Perverted man! ! !

Jiao Xiaoba instantly opened his eyes!

So Jiao Xiaoba saw a scene that might be wiped out in the next second. The perverted man was on his bed, humming and masturbating!

Jiao Xiaoba was stiff all over, he felt that he was not far from death, he saw such a private scene of the perverted man, would he be killed by the perverted man who turned from embarrassment into anger!

Maybe it was because the eyes around him were too hot, and Hun Huan saw Jiao Xiaoba who was sleeping beside him opened his eyes. What made Jiao Xiaoba horrified was that the perverted man didn't get angry and strangled his neck, but Continue to masturbate like no one else...

It's not like there's no one else around, because he's talking to Jiao Xiaoba! !

"See?" Hun Chao said nonchalantly.

Jiao Xiaoba's whole body was stiff, he pursed his lips, and said for a long time, "I, I didn't see anything."

"Well, I know not to say it." Hun Huan told Jiao Xiaoba calmly while busy with manual work.

Jiao Xiaoba looked blank, "Okay."

He didn't think he would be too surprised to see what the pervert did in the future.

Xixi Suoso, after everyone got dressed and washed, Jiao Xiaoba still had a dull expression on his face, but Hun Huan felt nothing, Jiao Xiaoba noticed that the perverted man didn't spray out, that is to say, this guy shot half of the pistol , when it was time to get up, he ignored his standing brother and let it "raise his chest and head up" before going to work.

At this moment, Jiao Xiaoba inexplicably sympathized with the "little pervert" who had met several times.

Jiao Xiaoba decided to go to the river for a while to wash his eyes well, and then go to find Mr. Tumo, thinking about him, he walked towards the Chishui River in Kunlun Mountains.

After washing his eyes, Jiao Xiaoba cleaned up and went to find Tu Mo and Cheng Huang.

I don't know what happened to Xiao Huang's ass.

When Jiao Xiaoba slid to the bottom of the cliff, he heard Chenghuang's "huh, heh, heh", um, from the sound, it seemed like he was punching?

Jiao Xiaoba's prediction was right, Chenghuang was indeed punching, and the target of his punching was a mole.

Jiao Xiaoba was dumbfounded, what did this come from?

Cheng Huang just punches one-sidedly. In other words, the soil has never faced a frontal battle at all, and the soil is just hiding. From the perspective of Jiao Xiaoba, an outsider, the soil is not punching at all, but walking the dog, not walking the fox. !

Cheng Huang was so tired that his eyes were crooked and his mouth was foaming at the mouth, and he sat down on the ground. Seeing this scene, Jiao Xiaoba felt at ease. Cheng Huang's ability to use his butt so proficiently meant that his butt was fine.

Hearing the sound, the sky cannon riding on the loess and watching the battle looked at Jiao Xiaoba who made the sound. The most excited one was the sky cannon. He took three steps in parallel and flew towards Jiao Xiaoba. in the arms.

{Master, Sky Cannon misses you so much! }Sky Pao acted like a baby to Jiao Xiaoba, seeing Cheng Huang's eyes burning, he and Sky Pao had been together day and night for several months, and Sky Pao had never acted like a baby to him.

That is necessary, Jiao Xiaoba and Sky Pao have been together for thousands of years in Longyu day and night, their relationship is very strong.

Chongtianpao looked at the exhausted Chenghuang and the calm mole who looked like nothing had happened. He was very surprised, so he asked, "Apao, what are they doing?"

{Master, Cheng Huang is chasing Uncle Yang and biting him...} Soaring Cannon tells the truth.

Uncle Yang...

It's an apt title, but Cheng Huang chased and bit him, embarrassing, Xiao Huang, you're not a dog...

What Soaring Pao said was of course very one-sided. The truth he told Jiao Xiaoba was the truth it understood. In fact, Cheng Huang was indeed fighting Tu Mo, but the content of the battle made Cheng Huang want to vomit blood. He said that as long as Cheng Huang can touch the corner of his clothes, he will win by Cheng Huang.

For Cheng Huang, who has been famous for millions of years, the conditions offered by Tu Mo are simply a shame. Huang kept chasing and chasing the soil mole, but no matter how fast Cheng Huang moved, he never caught a piece of the soil mole's clothes. Dodging in one step, this creates the illusion of "chasing and biting behind the mole's ass" with the sky cannon.

Cheng Huang was so tired that he almost vomited blood, but no matter how hard he tried, he still couldn't grab the corner of Tu Mo's clothes, and he didn't even touch it.

Cheng Huang almost wondered if he had lived in the dog's stomach for millions of years.

Tu Mo looked at Chenghuang who was lying on the ground in a state of distress, and there was not much warmth in his eyes, "Is it only this level? Is the famous Chenghuang only capable of this?"

Of course Cheng Huang refused to admit his failure, even though he knew that he had really lost, he let out a heavy breath and said: "Lao-capital only used [-]% of the mana, there is a kind of waiting for labor-capital to recover mana..."

Tu Mo's next sentence completely hit Chenghuang, he sneered and said: "The old man didn't even use [-]% of his mana..."

One sentence almost made Chenghuang vomit blood, he couldn't be reconciled, he staggered up from the ground, looked at the soil mole fiercely, "Stinky old man, let's do it again!"

Jiao Xiaoba looked at this scene, and suddenly became a little jealous. Cheng Huang didn't understand, but he understood that the local clerk was teaching Cheng Huang, and he actively taught Cheng Huang.

The local clerk and Cheng Huang are not related, and they didn't even know him before. Why he taught Cheng Huang, in the final analysis, was because of him.

Jiao Xiaoba hugged the sky cannon, exhaling luck while watching Chenghuang chasing the soil mole.

Cheng Huang's feet are fast, after all, he is a four-legged beast, but he did not expect that the earth mole is faster than Cheng Huang, Cheng Huang is the wind, and the earth mole is lightning...

There is no comparison at all.

This chase, until the end, when Cheng Huang was exhausted, he still didn't touch the corner of Tu Mo's clothes. In other words, Cheng Huang lost completely.

This was a fatal blow to Huang Chenghuang, a high-ranking god who had guarded the Bai Republic for millions of years and was loved and admired by others. He never thought that he would lose so badly. Seeing Jiao Xiaoba couldn't make him happy, he forced a smile, and walked into the temporary shack by himself. It was a temporary residence prepared by Tu Mo for Cheng Huang and Sky Pao. It didn't look very good on the outside. In this way, it is very comfortable to live in.

"Little Huang..." Jiao Xiaoba looked at Cheng Huang, who was deeply hit, and didn't know how to comfort him. He has been beaten for nearly ten thousand years. Well, he has been hated by others since he was born. Self-esteem and pride are a bit far away from him. , Jiao Xiaoba couldn't empathize.

Cheng Huang looked frustrated. He felt that this blow was more sad than he was chained by the king of Bai Minguo and suffered the humiliation of being imprisoned for a hundred years. In a sense, he was forced to bear the humiliation of Bai Minguo. Because the other end of the black iron chain is the national vein of the Republic of China, a slight movement will cause natural disasters and man-made disasters, the gods and the people are innocent, he can't do this.

Also right now, fighting against the mole made him discover his deep inadequacy, he couldn't even protect himself, how could he protect Jiao Xiaoba.

Xiao Ba is making progress, but he is stagnant, even regressing...

In the past, Cheng Huang felt that he had lost [-]% of his mana as an excuse, but now, he lost [-]% of his mana, but he only used [-]% of his mana, and he didn't even touch the hem of his clothes.

Mana battles are certainly important, but if you don't cast a spell before the opponent casts a spell and hit the opponent with a spell, then the mana is useless at all. This is why high-level gods have to temper their bodies and body sensitivity even though they have mana. s reason.

"Xiao Ba, am I stupid..." Cheng Huang said dejectedly, "I can't even beat you... The four-legged beast lost to the mollusk beast, and I completely lost the face of the four-legged beast."

Jiao Xiaoba hugged the sky cannon and remained silent... Although what you said was the truth, why did I want to beat you so much, Xiao Huang, when you said this?Mollusks should be bullied all their lives?

Cheng Huang also seemed to realize that there was a typo in his words, he explained in a panic, "I don't mean anything else, Xiao Ba, you, don't get me wrong."

"It's okay, I won't misunderstand." Jiao Xiaoba said very understandingly, um, I'll take care of you when you get better.

Cheng Huang continued to be frustrated, "Oh, I didn't even touch the hem of his clothes, it's really embarrassing, I'm so stupid..."

Cheng Huang continued to complain about himself.

Seeing Cheng Huang's appearance, Jiao Xiaoba thought for a while, and said carefully: "I think Xiao Huang is very smart and very powerful. You have lived for tens of millions of years, and you only have a million years. You still have many opportunities." of……"

What Jiao Xiaoba didn't say is that I'm only a few thousand years old, and I'm also very powerful.

Chenghuang was stunned for a while when he heard Jiao Xiaoba's words, "You, you really think so, you don't think I'm stupid."

Jiao Xiaoba nodded, "Yeah, Xiao Huang is very good, so don't be depressed..."

Cheng Huang lowered his head, his shoulders twitched and seemed to be trembling, Jiao Xiaoba was taken aback, he won't be crying...

Unexpectedly, in the next second, Cheng Huang jumped up from the bed, looked at Jiao Xiaoba, and his whole body was burning with fighting spirit, "Hahaha, there is no doubt that Laozi is the smartest person in the prehistoric world!"

As he spoke, Cheng Huang jumped off the bed, jumped out of the room, and shouted loudly: "Smelly old man, let's fight for another [-] rounds! Hahaha!!"

Pepper Xiaoba: ...

Sky Cannon: ...

Single-celled animals, the resilience is always so amazing...

Jiao Xiaoba was speechless, he no longer knew why he wasted his saliva on comforting this bastard!