Yazi never knew that gods could be so unlucky, and now he was thrown into this place where birds don't shit and chickens don't lay eggs.

The spiritual energy in this place is thin, and there are gods and people who have no divine power everywhere.

In the prehistoric God Realm, even mollusk beasts can't have no divine power at all, okay, what is this place?

Just when Yazi was about to get angry, a trembling old man emerged from the ground, and then many, many old men and women emerged from the rocks and mountains.

Yazi frowned, his divine breath and divine pressure are so weak, even Jiao Xiaoba didn’t have such weak divine breath when he was born, these people are not qualified as high-level gods, but they are better than those gods who have no divine power many.

"The younger one is the land lord of Phoenix Mountain, please refer to Master Yazi."

"The younger one is the Phoenix Mountain Immortal, please refer to Master Yazi."

"The younger one is the Phoenix Mangosteen Immortal, please refer to Lord Yazi."

……

Yazi frowned, Lord of the Land, God of the Mountain, Immortal of Bamboo... What are these all for?

Well, Yazi, who had never listened to Mr. Peng Zu's lectures well, was very irritable. At this time, a very annoying voice sounded: "Is this the human world?"

"See Mr. Qiongqi, the little land lord of Phoenix Mountain."

……

Another round of similar self-introductions.

Qiongqi, ever since Jiao Xiaoba said that this guy is very powerful, Yazi has an inexplicable dislike for this guy, and now he is in this place because of being implicated by this guy.

Yazi squinted his eyes, and there was a bloodthirsty light in his eyes, it was this guy himself who fell into this situation.

Thinking about it, Yazi transformed into a sword and swung it at Qiongqi.

Qiongqi quickly dodged Yazi's sword and spit fire at Yazi, but to their surprise, only a string of small flames spewed out of Qiongqi's mouth.

Yazi staggered, overjoyed, with a dark face, looking dangerously at the many old men kneeling on the ground.

"What's going on?" How can I be so ashamed!This string of small flames, even that good-for-nothing weakling can do it!

The kneeling earth immortals were trembling, this is a fierce spirit, Qiongqi, you must explain it well, or you will die, "Master Qiongqi, you don't know something, after the four supreme gods separated the God Realm from the Three Realms, The laws of the God Realm have been formulated jointly, the high-level gods will fall into the human world, and their mana will retreat to the first level..."

Not to mention Qiongqi this time, even Yazi was stunned, and there was only [-]% of spells left, what could he do?

Yazi's sword slashed heavily on the ground, but felt the ground shaking, and you earth immortals felt miserable, even if there is only [-]% left, you will be killed!

After hearing what these self-proclaimed Earth Immortals had said, Yazi remembered that there seemed to be such a thing in his impression.

But he can't remember too clearly, how many brothers, Sixth Brother and him have the least cultural points, and he is still literate, Sixth Brother is basically illiterate, he has always read half of the words!

After all the immortals explained tremblingly, Yazi waved his sleeves, "Go down!"

After finishing speaking, the earth immortals fled away in a flash. They were indeed high-level gods. The powerful gods oppressed them so much that it hurt to speak, cough cough cough, and they were coughing up blood.

Yazi didn't want to talk to Qiongqi, he was going to leave, he wanted to go back, he didn't want to stay in this place at all, isn't there a fairyland, Yazi was going to visit the fairyland, maybe the people there knew how to go back.

Qiongqi saw Yazi's thoughts, he was seriously injured at the moment, the little flame just now was really humiliating, he needed a lot of spiritual energy for him to inhale, he felt that since immortals are the closest to gods, there must be ones with higher strength. At that time, if those people plotted against him...

So a villain is a villain in everything he sees, and he never thinks of people in a good way.

Compared with those strangers who are trembling at him, Qiongqi feels that Yazi who comes from the same place as him is more reliable.

He didn't believe in it, but he had to.

"Let's cooperate. I guarantee that with our ability, we will be able to find the way back." Qiongqi said.

Yazi's heart moved slightly when he heard it, but when he thought of the godhead in front of him, he sneered, "Why should I trust you?"

Qiongqi smiled, and he lowered his voice and said: "Then do you trust other people here, we are weak now, they seem to know it, are you sure they don't want to kill us and share our flesh, those immortals? They are much more powerful than the gods..."

Xian: We don't want to eat you, my lord, don't mess with black people...

After hearing this, Yazi frowned slightly. It was indeed like this. Who can guarantee that these immortals will not besiege them collectively?

In the turmoil in the God Realm, it is not only the gods and the people who are disappointed, but also the high-level gods. Many high-level gods, such as Yazi Qiongqi, have no feelings for the gods and people. No sense, such gods and people are lunatics, and I don't care about them!

Yazi hesitated for a while, then nodded, "Okay, I will take a gamble, but I advise you to put away your fancy, or I will kill you!"

Qiongqi looked at Yazi with a cold face, a trace of gloom flashed in his eyes, hum, kill me, I want to see how capable you are!

So Qiongqi and Yazi lived in the human world. The two were outstanding and handsome, and soon caused a sensation in the local area. Many girls passed by Qiongqi and Yazi's courtyard, wanting to have a chance encounter with either of them.

Well, those girls were disappointed, because they soon discovered that these two people didn't have the slightest thought of pity.

On a certain month in a certain year, Yazi and Qiongqi passed by a villa. The young lady of the villa heard the news and stayed there early. When she passed by them, she pretended to fall and tried to come to a hero to save the beauty.

As a result, the little lady fell and ate shit.

The moment the little lady fell, the two avoided her at the same time.

The little lady who fell on the ground bit her small silver teeth, these two officials really don't understand style.

In fact, this is not the case at all, Yazi and Qiongqi didn't see this little lady at all, they were all thinking about something, but instinctively sensed that there was an obstacle in front of them, so they avoided it.

That's what it means to be arrogant.

There were more girls who fell down, so everyone gradually realized that these two gentlemen had no feelings for female sex, what's more, these women felt sorry for themselves in the mirror. As women, they were not as good-looking as men. God made sense.

Yazi and Qiongqi are actively looking for mountains with more spiritual power.

In the battle against Chaos, both of them had internal injuries to varying degrees, and their cultivation was limited. They recovered very slowly and needed external force.

The two followed the taste and found Kunlun Mountain all the way.

There is also Kunlun Mountain in the human world, which is as majestic as the prehistoric Kunlun Mountain. Why did they come to Kunlun Mountain? Because both of them thought of the Lord of Kunlun.

Thinking of that guy, the two gods secretly gritted their teeth, and when I go back, I will definitely not let you go!

The cultivation base has been reduced so much, and the two of them felt cold during the retreat.

In order to reduce the loss of divine power, Yazi Qiongqi unanimously chose to use the original form. When the high-level gods are in the original form, most of them will succumb to instinct.

It was so cold that the two of them inevitably moved and squirmed, so the two of them got together and squeezed together to keep warm.

Rubbing back and forth, something happened.

"Remove the magic weapon you held against my stomach, did you hear that..." Yazi stared, with an expression of "why don't you deserve a beating".

Qiongqi's face is also not very good, what's going on?He looked at the thing between his legs, is it broken, why did he get up without holding back his urine?

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The author has something to say:

Every teenager has one or two small pornographic movies in his mind, such as Qiongqi, such as Yazi.

There are always one or two unrestrained guys these days.

hey hey hey hey hey...

Qiongqi and Yazi saw a man and a woman in the mountain who were humming and exercising.

Qiongqi and Yazi looked at each other.

Yazi: "What are they doing?"

Qiongqi suddenly remembered the stick he had erected that day, the scorching feeling. After thinking about it for a while, Qiongqi said uncertainly: "They are keeping warm..."

Yazi paused, "For warmth?"

I don't know why Yazi also inexplicably thinks of the magic weapon erected by the poor relative that day, oh, or the big pillar.

Can rubbing really warm up?

So on an equally cold night, the two hugged each other, rubbing rubbing rubbing rubbing, oh, to keep warm or something.

I press you, you press me, except for a little pain in the buttocks, it's really warm!

Qiongqi and Yazi are sucking up the aura of other people's mountains everywhere, and the land owner of Kunlun Mountain is quitting. Brother, I know you two are awesome, but Kunlun Mountain can't suck indiscriminately, you all suck it away, we How to practice.

Qiongqi: None of my business.

Yazi: If you say anything else, I will kill you!

Violent maniacs and selfish ghosts can't afford to hurt.

But soon, Qiongqi discovered another good method of cultivation. He found that the gods and people in the human world are amazing. Although they have no spiritual power, they can emit a kind of resentment, jealousy, and imbalance. There is hatred...

This thing is called bad mood in modern times, but it is called food in Qiongqi's eyes.

Qiongqi tried his best to absorb the grievances in this world, and what he expels is naturally grievances. The people in the mountain where Qiongqi used to practice, because of Qiongqi's grievances, the whole person was darkened.

So the land lord in the mountains quit again, two uncles, uncles, let’s go, don’t feel aggrieved in this corner of mine, this is a small valley, don’t stage human tragedies every day, okay?

The good gods and fierce gods in the Great Desolate God Realm are in a balanced state, and there are all kinds of positive energy gods there, and Qiongqi's negative energy cannot be brought into play so much, but it is not the case now, without the restriction of the good gods, Qiongqi wantonly volatilized his evil factors, causing chaos wherever he went.

Qiongqi thought it didn't matter, but Yazi couldn't stand it, he was a good god anyway, well, in order to keep each other warm, the two had to keep moving and moving.

Until one day, Qiongqi was hit on the head by a stick full of the smell of Yingyu and Jiaoxiaoba. Looking at this strangely shaped stick, Qiongqi inexplicably thought of the sarcoma he had for keeping warm.

Well, if I need to practice one day, let Yazi play by himself~

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About Wuwu Pixiu——

At that time, Pixiu was still a good boy. One day, he met a little boy who was blushing with a snot in his nose.

Pixiu kindly took in the child and taught him how to read, er, the half-baked Pixiu didn't know many characters, er, half of the characters he didn't know should be good.

The child said that he got separated from his little friend.

Pixiu felt soft when he saw the soft child, but he didn't know that he fell into the child's trick.

Children are not children at all, they are as old as Pixiu's father.

The kid didn't get separated from his little friend either, they walked away from Pixiu's purse, touched every corner of Pixiu's body, and that kid even tried to snatch away the only small mushroom on Pixiu's body!

That feeling Pixiu will never forget in his lifetime!

Woohoo, he swears that he must not be a pedophile!

After a long time, the child became a big child, Pixiu became a bad child, and the child who became a big child said, um, mushrooms are delicious!

The irresponsible side story about Baozi——

Jiao Xiaoba is a snail clam, how could it give birth to babies! ?

Oops, isn't this the Great Desolate God Realm? With a single spell from Hun Chao, he turned Luo Mujiao Xiaoba into Mussel Jiao Xiaoba.

After a hundred years of vicissitudes, Jiao Xiaoba pulls out a pearl!

After another hundred years of vicissitudes, Pearl spoke,

Little Pearl's first sentence was, Nima, labor and management have so few scenes!

About the many unsolved mysteries——

Why was Jai Zi Qiong Qi Tao Tie chosen by the great god of time travel?

Who is the author of the "Breeding Manual" and "Top Feed"?

Where did the four supreme gods go, the Yellow Emperor, Queen Mother of the West, Nuwa, Qinglong, Baihu, Suzaku and Xuanwu?

What happened to Bu Zhoushan's punishment?

How did the dragon god who didn't understand the circle give birth to the nine sons of the dragon?

Most importantly, how will the turmoil of the gods and the people end? !

"Toilet Observation Log" tells you!

-End of the book-

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