Crossdresser

Wang Zijian smiled awkwardly, picked up his teacup and drank vigorously.

Meng Cheng looked at Wang Zijian and knew that he hated such incidents.Isn't Mengcheng worried or hated?No, Montreal doesn't like to show it.

Mengcheng's original intention was to let the scholar read the magazines on his chair. Unexpectedly, the scholar read the newspaper and saw the Indian news about women being raped.

In order not to make Mengcheng panic, he pretended to look down at the magazine.The scholar opened the catalog and looked, and saw a joke:

A female teacher drew an apple on the blackboard and asked the students: "What is this?" As a result, everyone replied: "Ass!" Did the teacher cry?" He looked at the blackboard again: "Hey, you even drew a butt on the blackboard!"

After the scholar read the joke, he didn't laugh, he couldn't laugh.

Mengcheng looked at the scholar's face, and waved from outside the door.The waiter Xiaocai came in.Mengcheng ordered white wine.The scholar ordered beer.The scholar added a dish: braised pork with preserved vegetables.The two of them didn't talk, they ate food and drank heavily.

The waiter Xiaocai looked at the two customers, one tall and handsome, the other bookish, and felt that they were a bit like Brokeback Mountain, but they were also a bit like gay friends, good iron brothers.They are quick to order without rushing the food. They are really the best customers I have ever met. The waiter Xiaocai admired in his heart. As soon as it came out of the oven, he took it up and ran away. The head chef was very puzzled, did the side dishes meet Gao Fushuai?

The liquor Mengcheng ordered was only in two-packs, and the beer the scholar drank was also a can.In order not to affect the clarity of thinking and consciousness, neither of them dared to drink too much.One-third of the liquor is left, and one-third of the beer is left.Mengcheng tentatively asked the scholar: How are you going to answer Huabuque's question?You see, this restaurant is also very large, with about 100 tables and more than 20 private rooms. It seems that the cultural atmosphere is good.

Scholar: I don't want Hua Buque to work here.

Mengcheng: Well, I think so too, but, look, she needs a job, she needs to earn money to support her family.

Scholar: I will marry her. Once we get married, we can raise her and her children, as well as her mother and my mother-in-law.

Mengcheng: She promised you?

Scholar: No, I haven't proposed yet. She is unemployed, so I don't think it's the best time to propose.

Mengcheng: Marriage proposal, marriage proposal, a woman will get married when she is in a daze, and the best time is for a woman to be unemployed and in a daze.

Mengcheng: I'm still not sure what people think, so let it be.

Scholar: Yes, to dissuade her, she won't listen to you, what are you going to do?

Mengcheng: Well, we need to find a way, come on, cheers.

After the two drank it up, Mengcheng acted as the supporter in the movie, and said in a deep voice: Follow your innermost thoughts, be brave, and I will support you.

Mengcheng's serious performance touched a certain nerve of the scholar.The scholar really wanted to set off immediately to find Hua Bu Que, holding roses in his hands and said: Hua Bu Que, marry me, don't be afraid, we will be happy, we will get rich, we will have money.

Mengcheng joked: How about making cooked rice with raw rice?hey-hey.

It was the first time for the scholar to hear Mengcheng come up with a bad idea, so he put on a straight face and didn't speak.

Mengcheng was joking, knowing that he had said something wrong, so he remained silent.

Wouldn't it be good for Ming people not to do secret things, and talk about marriage openly and aboveboard?Now that you are in love, you have to boldly pursue and tell the other party what you want, and dare to speak out if you dare to love.The scholar thought secretly.

Scholar: Mengcheng, would you like to order some more dishes?Take it home and prepare it for the next meal.

Mengcheng nodded and waved, the waiter Xiaocai came.Then he nodded at Xiaocai, and nodded again.Xiaocai understands.

At this time, the voice next door was getting louder: a man was telling a story about a waitress loudly, maybe the private room was not soundproof, or maybe the man who was talking was too loud for the scholar and Mengcheng to hear clearly :

In a certain restaurant, a customer was waiting for the checkout after he was full of food and drink, because the restaurant’s business was booming, and he had to wait for the checkout.Seeing that the pretty waitress was idle temporarily, he took the initiative to chat with her: "Little girl, how old are you? Are you 20 years old?" The waitress politely replied, "I'm only this year." While answering customers' questions, the waitress also used a finger of her left hand and a finger of her right hand to draw the specific shape of the Chinese character "ten".Then, she asked the customer again: "Sir, what is your age?" It is a slap of your hand.When the waitress heard it, the customer said it was a slap.The waitress suddenly withdrew her hand, and the customer was holding it tightly—the waitress suddenly withdrew her hand and hit the customer's cheek with a loud "slap". The customer was so angry that he complained to the manager's office.When the manager heard this, he was also very angry, so he put aside what he was doing, followed the customer to the waitress, and asked sternly, "What did you do to our customer just now? Did you slap your face?"

The customer agreed angrily: "Yes, slap the customer for no reason, fire her, deduct her wages, and compensate me." The waitress looked aggrieved: "No, I didn't slap the customer." The waitress looked The customer added salt and vinegar, distorted the facts, and in a rage, picked up a stool and threw it at the customer.The result can be imagined... The man next door said here, let alone, just listen to the people around him ask: What happened afterwards?The man who spoke loudly did not continue speaking...

The scholar was fascinated by what he heard, and Meng Cheng was looking at the magazine in his hand, seemingly not hearing the story that the man next door said out loud.

The scholar said quietly: "Hua Buqiu can't come to work here, it's too messy, waiter, pay the bill."

The scholar realized that he was a little out of breath, so he took a deep breath to calm himself down as soon as possible.At this time, because the scholar and Mengcheng were both drinking, they could not drive or ride a motorcycle.In order to prevent them from drinking and driving, Dejuquan Restaurant hired substitute drivers for them.

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