Yokohama crumb boss six and a half years old

"...?"

Zhou Fangzun's gaze stayed on the newcomer's face and did not move for a long time.

He frowned slightly, looking quite puzzled.

This unusual appearance naturally attracted the attention of colleagues.

Osamu Dazai touched his face, smiled and said, "Is there something wrong? Could it be that I look like someone I know?"

Zhou Fangzun shook his head.

"Not like."

Dazai: That's not what your eyes say.

"It's exactly the same...but it's not an acquaintance."

"Huh?" Dazai blinked, and finally revealed a look mixed with surprise.

Immediately, he looked at the Mafia building at the port outside the window, and a clue flashed through his mind, and he instantly understood who Zhou Fangzun was referring to.

"You look exactly the same as a member of the detective agency upstairs, and you have the same name." After all, he only met each other today, so he didn't forget it so quickly.

Dazai: Of course.

He propped his chin with one hand, still with that "everything is in my expectation" expression.

Not surprised at all.

On the contrary, other people started to gossip.

It has been a while since Red A and the others moved here.

Due to certain irresistible factors (referring to a child who often bombs the laboratory), several of them have become very familiar with the detective agency upstairs, the kind of people who meet in the elevator and can chat a few words in daily life.

They really didn't know anyone who was exactly like Osamu Dazai in front of them.

"It's also a newcomer~ Now it's Dubu's partner." Asuka sneaked out of his busy schedule and opened his mouth to say something.

Then he wrinkled his cute little face into a ball, looking very distressed.

"What's wrong?" Kakyoin helped her put her broken hair back.

Her bright eyes stared straight at Osamu Dazai, and the little adult sighed.

"If I call Osamu 'osamu', what should I call Osamu Dazai?"

The skinny young man with bandages evoked a gentle smile, and his voice was also very soft:

"Then pretend that person doesn't exist."

Onlookers: Devil!

What kind of enmity is it?

Later in the narration, they realized that Osamu Dazai who was upstairs and downstairs was the same person in the parallel world.

Seeing yourself as unhappy is simply the normal operation of the Dazai.

No surprises at all.

Anyway, except after a certain point, their life experiences are different, and there is no difference between them.

"There are still."

Osamu Dazai was lying on the table, lazily fiddled with the biscuits on the white porcelain plate.

He used biscuits to attract Asuka's attention like teasing a puppy, and then swallowed them viciously.

Asuka: quq

Osamu Dazai completed what he said before, and he patted the table in displeasure: "He actually got to know Oda Saku! He even became a close friend!"

But soon he smiled smugly like a child, showing off his treasures: "But my Oda works are unique, although I haven't read his unfinished works, which is a pity~"

Kakyoin blinked: "If it's Oda Sakunosuke, there are his literary works in other worlds."

Red A also looked a little nasty when she laughed: "And your own book, do you want to read it?"

"Hey?!"

Dazai was clearly confused.

"Xia Ke, when you go to find Mr. Urahara, please bring back some famous books from the bookstore, and treat it as a special gift for your new colleagues."

Spider Brain fiddled with the little devil's phone, watching the show with great interest: "Okay."

Time moves, travels into the night.

Before the script monster could crack the password of the dialogue, the head of the family used the excuse of getting up early tomorrow to send everyone to bed.

Osamu Dazai looked at his slightly transparent palm, and he understood Red A's thoughtfulness clearly.

He was expecting to be taken to his room, but saw Lian Mian, who was dressed in glittering gold, running in front of him.

"Little bird, what's wrong?" He said deliberately.

Sure enough, Ruan Tuanzi paid special attention to addressing.

A steaming steamed bun is out of the oven.

"Yes, doctor, doctor!"

"Okay, okay, little doctor~ I really can't call you by your name? That will make you appear more intimate."

Seeing his aggrieved expression, Asuka was very entangled.

She pointed her fingers and faltered for a long time.

Osamu Dazai felt the chilly gaze on himself, so he had no choice but to stop teasing the children.

How awful, he thought.I have a preliminary impression of the status of everyone in the company in my mind.

He stretched out his finger and poked Asuka's nose: "Do you have anything to tell me, Doctor?"

This is what happened before.

Asuka secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and grabbed his sleeve: "Zhi will sleep with me today."

"Oh, I'm not interested in women as big as Asuka, and I'm not the kind of perverted loli control."

Suddenly, there were more slashes on his body.

Asuka tilted her head, she was too young to understand the meaning of his words.

Just forcibly hold the little hand and walk together.

Passing by Sakata Gintoki who was paralyzed on the ground and didn't want to move.

The silver hair was naturally curly and snorted: "Dirty lord!"

Osamu Dazai jumped flexibly, dodging the attack of flying dry nasal secretion.

Facing everyone's eyes of "don't lead bad children", he followed the little girl out of the meeting room and came to the corridor.

Asuka led him past one door after another, with the purpose of each room written on it.

The ones marked with [Archer], [Noraki Kakyoin] and other names are naturally their own rooms.

Dazai turned his head and found that on the room he just came out of, nameplates were pasted up and down, including [meeting room], [living room], [dining room], and [kitchen]. It really is a veritable multifunctional activity room.

When passing by the [Bathroom], Osamu Dazai paused.

The little flying bird was affected by the weight, so she naturally felt more. She turned to look at him in doubt.

Then understand, but disagree.

"Zhi's current state can't take a bath, it will consume a lot of soul power, even if I can help replenish it, the supply will be in short supply." She clasped her cheek with her empty hand, "But you can go and have a look!"

After speaking, without waiting to refuse, he led the person and walked over.

She raised her hand to open the door, and what imprinted in Osamu Dazai's eyes was the wooden corridor.

There is a small door on the left, and the curtain is lifted, and everyone's bathrobe and slippers are placed in their own partition.

Inside the door on the right is a row of 3 shower rooms with partitions.

Going further in, when you open the glass sliding door, you will naturally enter the hot spring bath covered with black anti-skid stones, which seems to be able to accommodate 5 people lying together in one breath.

The [Bathroom] of Quanshui House is really as written, and it is no problem to take it out and open a shop.

Asuka also introduced homemade soup packets with various flavors and functions to Osamu Dazai.

Asuka: "This is [Asuka's Unique Soup Pack], it can be used when Zhi's body is finished and delivered!"

Since the time when Osamu Dazai was summoned was too close to the previous one, it was completely unexpected.

And there is only one basic prosthetic skeleton standing in the warehouse, and there is no time to replenish it.

Naturally, he had to be wronged for a few days.

They came out of the bath, and Asuka pointed to the display screen embedded in the wall.

"This can make an appointment for a bath time. The [Bath Fairy Scrubbing System] made by Asuka will help to preheat the temperature and boil the water in advance."

As she explained the gadgets she made, her eyes sparkled, and she looked at Osamu Dazai expectantly.

The black-haired young man who had a new understanding of her rubbed her hair.

Then give praise.

Although he still had the usual frivolous to a little false tone, Asuka saw the essence through the phenomenon and jumped up happily.

Asuka's bedroom is at the very back, farthest from the elevator in the corridor.

Because her sleep quality is quite poor, a slight movement can wake her up.

This is probably the annoyance of geniuses (strike out).

Therefore, the walls and glass in the bedroom are unique, and the sound insulation effect is excellent.

Before entering her room, Asuka pointed to an unmarked empty room nearby.

"Zhi's room is that one, let's go to the furniture store together tomorrow."

The little girl's room is unexpectedly traditional in style.

Dazai thought he would see a cute princess room before he entered.

She ordered him to take out the bedding from the closet.

One set is embroidered with yellow flowers, and the size is just for children.

The other set is a clean and ordinary cyan color, which is placed in the inner position and does not seem to be commonly used.

Dazai, who basically only worked on his mind and escaped as much as his body could, was panting slightly from exhaustion.

Asuka smiled like a little hamster who stole something good, and turned left and right after him.

Hei Ni was torn between working on his own and oppressing the cubs.

In the end, I still couldn't figure it out.

The author has something to say:

Dazai: Should I let the child make my bed?

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In fact, when he visited the bathroom, the scene of muscular men taking a bath together flashed through his mind

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"I lie down and win in the running group"

Self-created noun explanation

【Shame and shame】

Qi Ya, the heir to the family of killers, stealthily voted a big failure, very ashamed, thinking it was a great insult to him.