Yokohama crumb boss six and a half years old

Osamu Dazai picked up the slightly chubby little girl and looked him up and down.

"Captain, you should lose weight."

"Humph!" The cub puffed up his cheeks, turned his head to the side, and showed his non-cooperation with actions.

"But you actually have to go to the first grade like an ordinary child, which is unexpected." He put the happy-looking and blessed child on the ground again.

Seriously, if the current artificial body hadn't been adjusted, the arm would be sore right now.

Osamu Dazai felt tired holding Asuka, but Asuka also disliked how painful it was when his arm was wrapped around his armpit.

She stretched out her little hand to rub it for herself, and said unhappily, "What's the matter? Asuka should be in the first grade at the age of elementary school, what's the problem?!"

Everyone: If it's a normal kid, it's not surprising, but for you... don't you feel a little bit like killing a chicken with Tsurumaru Kuninaga?

Asuka actually regretted it in her heart, but she was guilty and stubborn at the moment, and she would never admit that she regretted it.

At that time, she suddenly had a brain twitch and asked Ah Cha to help her get into school.

In the first week or two, I played well with children of the same age, but later found that going to class is really a waste of time. Wouldn't it be nice for her to use this time to do experiments in the laboratory.

and--

Her main goal of entering the first grade of primary school was not achieved.

"The captain's school isn't in this world, is it?"

It has been almost 4 months since Osamu Dazai was summoned (Buno time), and no children have been to school at all, so it can be inferred that the school is in another world.

"Yes." Asuka nodded bitterly, "The school is in a world where homicides are frequent and the world's population has reached a new low."

Osamu Dazai & Zhou Fangzun:? ? ?

"You will know when the time comes, anyway, I have to send me to school QAQ the day after tomorrow." Asuka wrinkled his face, and uttered the voice of thousands of students, "I don't want to go to school."

Kakyoin patted her head affectionately.

"Treasure your time at school."

Don't wait until you become a legal social animal to learn to cherish.

Asuka nodded lazily.

But today everyone came out to play, buy delicious food, drink and have fun, how can you let the only child in the family fall into a sad mood?

The chivalrous man next to him has a first-class ability to perceive words and expressions, and has already prepared the milk tea he bought in the store earlier.

"Captain, your favorite taro ball milk tea." Xia Ke held a medium cup of milk tea and waved it in front of Asuka's eyes.

The little one was totally hooked.

Her big eyes were condensed into cross-eyes, and there was a sweet smile on her face.

With the acquiescence of Red A, this cup of milk tea was held in the palm of Asuka's hands, which made people think of the advertising slogan of the classic Huaguo milk tea brand.

With the help of the knight, Asuka managed to get used to it, and then took a big sip, his glutinous rice ball-like bun face swelled up, and then disappeared quickly.

Then you can see her moving her mouth like a little squirrel, chewing the taro balls she sucked very seriously.

After taking a sip of taro ball milk tea, she felt better.

Then on the way, he started to arrange work: "When we go back, Satoru should have convinced Jie, let's have a meeting directly to discuss how to assist the Ghost Killing Team to deal with Ghost Mai Tsuji.

Since it is an indisputable fact that school will start tomorrow, let's take advantage of tomorrow to finish the work that needs to be solved.

After this mission is over, there is no need to adjust the time of Ghost Slayer Blade.

"Okay." Hong A's mother straightened the folds of her back collar.

They all showed a level of trust in Gojo Satoru beyond the usual level, and they didn't take the possibility that he didn't persuade Xia Youjie into consideration.

After all, Gojo Satoru is not a well-behaved person, even with good friends, it is estimated that he will play the trick of intimidation and temptation during the conversation.

The family of Jiyuanwu entered the largest shopping mall in Yokohama, and accidentally met a group of men in black who came here to talk to the person in charge.

There are quite a lot of people from the two parties, and they bumped into each other at the gate of the mall. You go left and let me go right, but in the end they still block each other's way, and they couldn't help but stare.

When Asuka saw the petite figure with orange hair standing in front of a group of men in black, his first reaction was to use the corner of his eyes to catch the figure of Osamu Dazai in his team.

Very well, Osamu Dazai reacted quickly and hid behind Red A without any trace.

187's strong male mother can block him tightly.

I really didn't expect to see Chuya Nakahara, the cadre of PortMafia, on the street after coming to Yokohama for almost half a year.

Today is a memorable day, Sahua~!

She laughed, her eyes bent into small crescents, and then, amidst the terrified eyes of the Yokohama citizens, she sweetly said to Nakahara Nakaya: "Big brother, you and your friends don't move, we will let you go."

After she finished speaking, she moved to the left on her short legs, followed by a large family behind her.

Only then did the two groups of people successfully stagger.

And Osamu Dazai, relying on his excellent hiding skills, used his colleagues as pillars to hide along the way, successfully stuck every step in the blind spot of Chuya Zhongya's sight, and entered the mall safely.

"Master Zhongyuan?" The subordinate in the black suit called his boss suspiciously. He didn't know why the other party was still staring at the direction where the group of people left just now. "Do they have any questions?"

Speaking of which, those men are indeed not easy to mess with, I'm afraid they are not from the Tao... But they have never seen each other before?

The more the subordinate thought about it, the more serious his expression became, and he even secretly made a gesture of touching the pistol.

As long as Zhongyuan Zhongye gives an order, they can directly rush into the mall to find people out.

"Ah, it's okay." Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly came back to his senses, he rubbed his forehead and said, "I don't know why... I feel a very disgusting breath."

Just now his fists were hardened subconsciously, but when the little girl laughed, he felt a little better.

It’s weird.

"Then shall we stop those people for questioning?" The subordinate continued to suggest, "Their aura is very dangerous, but I have never seen them before, so they probably came from outside."

"I haven't seen it either." The black suits responded one after another.

"It's okay." Zhong Yuan also shook his head, he has always disliked being suspicious.

The land of Yokohama is chaotic enough, but it can accommodate all kinds of people. Looking at the child with a sweet smile just now, he can almost imagine a gangster thug who broke away from the organization and worked hard to live a normal life and raise his daughter. s story.

Maybe it wasn't even a story, because he knew someone who would do it.

Although he has no friendship with that person, he still admires him very much.

"Go, go back."

PortMafia has a lot of prestige, if you stand here for a while, ordinary people who planned to go shopping in the mall today should go home.

Even gangsters should not infringe on the rights of civilians to live their own lives.

A group of men in black surrounded Zhongyuan Zhongye and left.

What he doesn't know is that his mackerel sensing radar is really smart.

Although it was Osamu Dazai from another world that he sensed.

"Woo~ Chuya in this world is also so imposing~ I'm scared to death." Osamu Dazai took an exaggerated and artificial deep breath, leaned closer to Asuka and said with emotion, "If you are seen, you will definitely be beaten up, right? After all, in this world, I am not the boss he must respect."

Asuka blinked and shut up.

It's not just a beating, Zhongye probably has the desire to kill someone.

Whoever made Da Zai in this world put "fireworks" on other people's cars when he left his job deserved to be beaten to death.

"If there is no me in this world, it means Mr. Mori is the current leader." The slender and handsome brown-black-haired young man squeezed his chin and said, "It's really unpleasant. I really don't like any Mr. Mori."

"Compared with Zhongya? Which one do you hate more?" Asuka asked curiously.

Osamu Dazai immediately showed a terrified expression of "What are you talking about?!"

He said, "Why do I have to choose between chocolate-flavored shit and shit-flavored chocolate?"

Everyone in the Dimensional House: ………

Why use such a flavorful metaphor?

Asuka thought about the "shit-flavored chocolate" he said, and couldn't help shivering.

"I feel wronged for Zhong Ye."

No, Chuya is obviously very good, so it is not possible to describe him with such terrible things.

Zhi is really jealous that the other party is in the dark, but dares to accept himself, live a positive life, and is even kind enough to help the old lady cross the road!

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They returned home with food and drink, big bags and small bags.

Before Asuka went to press his fingerprints, the person inside heard the voice and opened the door—it was Xia Youjie.

Undoubtedly, this represented the success of Gojo Satoru's persuasion.

Just as he was thinking, the silver-haired young man poked his head out from the reception room (part-time entertainment room). He didn't have the old-fashioned round sunglasses that looked like a magic stick, and his face was as young as a teenage high school student.

Wujo·Pseudo·High School Student·Satoru is holding a Switch in his hand, and the classic Pokemon battle bgm is coming from the blue, red and black color matching machine.

He said: "Welcome back, I'm hungry~"

"You used the game card in the box with your name written on it, right?" Asuka asked.

There are a lot of games in the family collection. Games like Pokémon that exist in almost every world have the most cassettes.

In order to distinguish the records of different people, Pokémon game cards have always been packed according to the head.

"Yes, yes." Gojo Satoru raised his head in his busy schedule, and gestured OK to Asuka, indicating that he had successfully completed the task of persuading Xia Youjie.

There is one more person in the big family, although the cost is also higher, but it is more lively.

Red A is feeling that this family is really growing, and he needs to cook more and more meals. Fortunately, there are machines in the kitchen that automatically process ingredients.

When Gojo Satoru caught his Riolu, everyone looked serious and watched Asuka hold a formal contract ceremony for Xia Youjie.

After the ceremony was completed, Red A carried the big and small bags to cook, while the others got together to fight online.

It is rare for Kakyoin to show a lively side, "One of the things that makes me happiest in Dimension House is that I can play excellent games from various worlds."

It will be much better than when he went to school.

Hearing this, several internet-addicted teenagers nodded in unison.

"Why don't we clear OO all night together today?" Asuka said excitedly.

She didn't pay attention to controlling the volume. Red A, who was cooking in the kitchen over there, poked her head out when she heard it, "You start school the day after tomorrow and work tomorrow. Don't you have a meeting tonight?"

Asuka: ...

Amidst the laughter of the adults, she wilted.

Okay, okay.

A worker who doesn't finish his job is not worthy of playing games.