Yokohama crumb boss six and a half years old

"Whether it's the doctor's science and technology product experience hall, her laboratory, or her and her guardian's living room... In short, all activities are carried out on the third floor."

"Oh~ Kunikida-kun, have you experienced those technological products? How do you feel?"

Dazai immediately became excited, he held his chin, two exaggerated blushes appeared on his cheeks.

But Kunikida Doppo, who already knew his hobby, heard another meaning—is there any good thing in the doctor's invention that makes people die happily.

Kunikida's face darkened: "Although they are all inventions with strange shapes and functions, they are definitely not what you think!"

The skinny young man suddenly collapsed into a ball on Kunikida Doppo's desk like an eggplant beaten by frost.

"Dazai! Get up for me! Go to your own station and don't disturb me!"

"I don't I don't I don't~"

"Huh?! You still have work to do, do you want to act coquettishly and play tricks to shirk responsibility?"

"Grumbling..."

Kunikida was about to get started, and when he gave his partner a wild shake of love, the other party suddenly became serious.

A soft voice reached Kunikida's ears.

"That is to say, other than that, where did she live and what was she doing before she moved here... There is no such information."

Kunikida pushed his glasses, and looked at the boy with the detective hat and curly hair.

That is the pillar on which the entire detective agency rests.

"Mr. Ranpo said that Asuka is fine, we trust his judgment."

"So, just treat her as an ordinary child who is a little smarter."

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"..."

In the detective agency, near the detective's desk, there are two little kids confronting each other.

To be precise.

One of the little kids is Ranpo Edogawa, a four-year-old fake child with a body of 24 and a face of [-].

Confrontation refers to: Quanshui Asuka unilaterally stares at Mr. Ranpo who is unpacking snacks.

"Walk around~"

After realizing that no matter how he looked at the boy, the other party was indifferent, Asuka made a small milk sound specially for cubs acting like a baby.

She grasped the armrest of the chair with her small hands, jumping anxiously on the spot.

Mr. Ranpo, a famous detective, turned his attention away from the snacks and glanced at her.

Asuka looked eagerly at the lollipop in his hand, and pointed to his open mouth: "Ah..."

"want to?"

The little girl Chickie nodded, her raised hair swaying back and forth with her movements.

It also made a loud swallowing sound.

Mr. Ranpo slowly peeled off the pink candy wrapper, revealing the fruit-flavored hard candy inside.

He bent down to pass something to the eager little dough.

Asuka immediately opened his mouth and closed his eyes happily, very well-behaved, ready to welcome the coming sweet taste.

"No."

When he said this, he made a big turn with his hand, and put the delicious lollipop into his mouth.

"?"

Asuka opened his eyes.

stunned.

She foolishly licked her mouth with her tongue—is there really no sweetness? !

Ranbu, who successfully ate candy, was triumphant: "It's delicious~"

The sneaky onlookers: ...As expected of the wayward Mr. Ranpo!

But this will make the child cry!

Sure enough, he smacked his lips hard but couldn't taste any sweet dumplings. After realizing that he had been cheated, he used the crying skill that every child would be equipped with.

She curled her lips, frowned, and her big bright red eyes began to sparkle.

"Wow..."

"Don't cry."

Without warning, Ranbu reached out and poked her forehead.

The child was poked so violently that the huge decibel noise that was about to be brewed was immediately stuffed back into his throat.

"..."

"belch!"

She started to hiccup uncontrollably, one after another, even if she covered her mouth, her chest was still like a little frog, bulging and bulging, looking extremely pitiful.

Luanbu let her dry like this for a while, and when the physiological golden peas on Asuka's face finally couldn't control her fall and the crowd started to riot, she bent down and took out a bottle of juice from the side cabinet, opened it and put it on the table.

"This is your punishment for stealing all my snacks while I was going to Hokkaido a few days ago."

A detective bent down to pick up Xiaotuanzi, muttering "Your turtle shell is dead", but still placed her on his lap.

"Take a big gulp and swallow, then hold your breath."

He recalled his own childhood, and said this to Asuka.

The dumpling who was aggrieved and wanted to solve this trouble had no choice but to be obedient.

If the hiccups continue, her whole body will shake and fall apart!

After drinking half a bottle of juice, holding his breath and taking a deep breath, Asuka finally returned to normal.

She let out a long sigh of relief like an adult, and leaned comfortably into the arms of the padded human flesh.

However, the essence of a bear child is to remain stubborn.

Mr. Ranpo quickly caught the sight of someone aiming at the candy, as well as the little hand tentatively stretched out.

His palm seemed to have inadvertently blocked Asuka's way of stealing snacks.

Asuka was startled, and retracted his claws.

To peek and peek, to observe secretly.

After realizing that Ranbu didn't seem to be looking at her, the thief Naimiao attacked the snacks again.

Luanbu pinched her pink and chubby cheeks.

"Kia!!"

Oops, got caught!

Asuka raised her head cowardly, her big eyes filled with innocence.

Luanbu's piercing ice green eyes stared at her, seeing through everything.

"Your snack quota has almost exceeded the limit today, do you want to eat all the evening's portion in advance?"

"Now my stomach is full, and your adults will definitely find out when it's time for dinner and dinner."

Ruantuanzi tried to quibble: "Asuka didn't..."

"Let's go out and test the strawberry mousse that I ate before the turtle shell. It seems to taste good. Is it made by that black-skinned, white-haired guy with a fierce face? Remember to bring some to Ranpo-sama next time."

Asuka puffed up her cheeks.

How could Luanbu know so clearly, there is no way to fool around!

But sharing and exchanging sweets with good friends should be...

"Then the day after tomorrow, let's have cake and drink lemon soda!"

It's only fair that one person pays the same price.

Luanbu nodded decisively: "Okay."

Asuka rubbed her stomach, reluctantly glanced at the candy that was close at hand, and cheered herself up while drinking juice.

We must overcome the enemy of life as soon as possible - tooth decay!

For the good life of eating sweets and snacks carefree, rush to duck! !

She clenched her little pink fist, and the pikapika was shining brightly in her eyes.

"Playing?" Luanbu took out the super difficult Sudoku that he used to pass the time.

"Uh-huh."

One big hugged a small one, and happily played the number game.

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"Dong dong dong."

"Please come in."

The door of the detective agency was opened, and Tanizaki Naomi greeted her with a record book.

"Hello, how can I help you?"

Her smile was sweet and kind, and she also took a look at the client this time.

The man is tall and muscular, wearing a simple white T-shirt and jeans with a black jacket over it.

His red hair was combed up unruly, his golden eyes were lazy, his brows were furrowed, a cigarette was hanging from his lips, and the red sparks were flickering on and off.

This is a male lion taking a nap while restraining its minions for the time being.

Maybe the comer is not good.

Naomi was keenly aware of this, and seemed to inadvertently glance at the plastic bag in the opponent's hand, and then said politely: "Sorry, sir, smoking is not allowed in the detective agency."

"Feel sorry."

The man simply stubbed out the cigarette butt in the ashtray.

Although it looks fierce on the outside, is it actually easy to talk?

Naomi thought so, and led him to the tea room where the guests were received.

"Have you made an appointment before?"

"No appointment. I'm looking for someone."

Naomi's expression became a little serious: "Is the family member missing? How long has it been? Have you looked for the places you often go to?"

The man froze for a moment, subconsciously answering the questions one by one.

"Yes, it didn't take long, I didn't find it..."

He stopped suddenly, as if trying to understand something.

Naomi Tanizaki still wanted to ask, but Osamu Dazai, who was fishing at a nearby station, poked his head over: "Naomi misunderstood."

Tanizaki Naomi:?

Don't you want to entrust someone?

"I'm here to pick someone up." The red-haired man turned his head to look at one place.

Naomi also followed her gaze.

One big and one small are lying on the table, you and I are writing something in the pamphlet.

"Doctor, it's time to go back."

The little girl raised her furry head and looked over in confusion.

The moment he found out who was coming, he waved his hands in surprise, looking like he wanted to stand directly on the detective's desk.

"Respect~"

"Ah."

Mr. Ranpo took Asuka from his arms.

Zhou Fangzun walked over a few steps, took the child's limp hand, and suddenly recalled Anna's arrival at Homra.

How time flies.

"Respect, respect."

"What's wrong?" The man looked at her.

"What did you buy?" She stared at the plastic bag curiously, looking like she wanted to bury herself in it.

"Strawberry milk."

"Let me see!"

She finally got her wish and plunged in.

When the head was pulled out of the plastic bag again, the already fluffy hair became even more messy.

She clenched her small fists and said solemnly to the former third ruler, "We'll drink it all up! Don't leave it for Yinshi!"

Zhou Fangzun thought of the tragedy of a box of strawberry milk that he had hoarded, being wrapped round by a certain silver-haired natural curl.

"it is good."

Asuka: Resolutely implement the work policy of boycotting silver hour.

The author has something to say:

Obviously it's strawberry milk for three people

Zun and Asuka are not worthy of names

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Please don't mind quq if the timeline is chaotic