Yokohama crumb boss six and a half years old

Red A sorted out the ingredients in the kitchen at home, and looked at Osamu Dazai.

"When we're gone, keep an eye on her."

"Yeah~ I remember it all." Osamu Dazai said with his fingers, "There are rations for snacks every day. You have already divided the number of days. Even if you order takeout, you have to eat every meal, and you can't let her stay up past twelve o'clock. ..."

"Well. I'm counting on you at home."

"Leave it to me~"

It was a little strange to be told that for the first time.

Is this warmth?

He waved at his colleague who had left the house. After the colleague said goodbye, he even glanced at him.

Red A: "Master Onmyoji, don't be too willful."

"Last time you fooled Zhou Fang out to buy snacks, I don't believe you can fool Dazai this time."

The little kid and the boss are not happy to pout.

That's right, she listened to the whole process of those exhortations aimed at her just now.

"Asuka is a very mature girl, not very willful."

Kakyoin raised his eyebrows, "If the mature Onmyouji really behaves well, we can bring you donuts after we return from Stark."

Asuka:!

"Okay! Guaranteed to complete the task!" She immediately put her feet together and saluted as a military salute.

After the door was closed and the two elders could not be seen, they could still hear their communication.

"Buy something so sweet for her to eat?"

"What's the matter? It's okay to eat a little less."

"Then we still go to the store to buy it? Then we have to re-plan the itinerary."

"It's okay, I think Stark's secretary must be happy to let Asuka share some sweet troubles for her boss."

Osamu Dazai: It's okay.

He felt a small and weak force pulling at the corner of his clothes, and when he looked down, Asuka was acting cute.

He meant that the little boss was looking up at him.

From this angle, the sensual apple face and the big watery eyes like ruby ​​are very obvious.

Little child: "In addition to the daily ration, can't Asuka go to the whirlpool cafe downstairs and order something else?"

Osamu Dazai: "What do you think?"

He pinched his opponent's cheek, "What did you promise Huajingyuan three seconds ago? Forgot?"

"You don't want the alien donuts they brought back with great difficulty to end up in Yinshi's stomach, right?"

Asuka fantasized about such a scene, and became angry like a hamster.

"be patient!"

"The bird has gone to the laboratory." She waved her hand weakly, took the pink robe hanging on the side, and walked away listlessly.

"Be careful with the experiment, I wish everything goes well~" Osamu Dazai turned on the TV and PS4, picked up the controller, "I will play the game obediently, and I will ask you to eat at noon."

Asuka:! ! !

She works and plays games with each other? !

angry!

She closed the door with too much strength!

Osamu Dazai: Hey, it's fun to tease children.

But probably because he teased the child too much, God couldn't stand it anymore, and his retribution came soon.

He heard a persistent knock on the door, and in order not to disturb Asuka's research, Osamu Dazai angrily paused the game.

"Who?" he asked, opening the door.

Then a face that looks super familiar, a face that I see absolutely every day appeared!

"...You knocked on the wrong door." He closed the door expressionlessly.

"That's right, I'm here to play with Xiao Feiniao." Slippery like a loach, Wu Xunzai bent down and walked around the line of defense in a snakeskin.

Or how do you say that the person who knows you best is you?

He expected that if the leader Zai came to open the door, he would definitely close the door as soon as he saw it, so he was already prepared to sneak in.

The leader Zai now lives a happy, warm and stable life, and was addicted to games just now, so naturally he failed to complete the classic nesting dolls, "I predicted you predicted mine".

"Asuka isn't there?" Wu Jingzai took off his leather shoes and looked around freely.

"In the laboratory, idlers are not allowed to enter."

"Hey~? It's rare for you to come back and I have time to talk. I thought I could play with her."

The leader, Zai, took him to the living room and continued playing the game without caring about him.

"Tea for the guests?"

"Get it from the refrigerator yourself."

Takenzai wandered over to the refrigerator over there, not knowing what he found, and kept making a sound of surprise.

The leader Zai pressed the handle and rolled his eyes in his heart—is it because "I" is so noisy?

Osamu Dazai came back with a cup of canned coffee. Because it was a brand he had never seen before, he guessed that it was bought from another world, so he wanted to try it.

He watched the TV screen of "myself" playing games, and while commanding blindly, he casually opened the soda can and took a sip.

"Huh? This tastes very good!" Wu Jingzai's eyes sparkled.

The leader, Zai, had just cleared this level, and he glanced over inadvertently while moving his wrist.

"You actually took this?! It's the last can! This tastes great!"

The leader Zai glared at "myself" angrily, and now he can only wait for the next silver hour to bring supplies to the store.

The person he hates most in this world is indeed Osamu Dazai.

But compared to himself, another person in this different world would be more annoying.

"Oh~? Is there something wrong with the coffee?" Butei Zai smiled, "You let me take whatever you want!"

"Cut." Yes, he should have expected it a long time ago. If it was him, even if he had hidden the can of coffee in an inconspicuous corner, he would still be found by this dogecoin.

Since there is no way to get rid of this troublesome spirit, then squeeze his value.

"Come on, I have a game that needs to be cleared by two people. We have similar ideas. With you joining, it should be easier to clear the level?"

"A new work I've never seen before." Wu Zhenzai sat down with a coffee.

The leader gave him the handle he was using before, and took out a new one from the TV cabinet, and connected it.

Wu Zhenzai thought for a second, and calmly held the handle.

Then came the stage of character selection.

"I use this, Fire Mage, I suggest you use these."

While speaking, the leader Zai turned his head and smiled at "myself" subtly.

"I don't know everyone's skills, how do I choose?"

This game is a fan game in a certain world. When the handle operation mouse is moved over the head of the game character, no specific skill operation will appear on it.

Of course, the original boss of this fan game has seen it in the past few days.

"It's okay, of course I know your preferences so I can recommend these to you." The leader Zai said, "You trust me."

Buteizai: ...the most unbelievable guy in this world is you.

So he struggled for a while whether to listen to the suggestion or not, and chose a character that was no longer recommended.

He still smiled and said: "Well, this young lady looks the best in Lihui, is it an elf princess? Let's play with this."

The game successfully entered the loading page, and just before the start, Wu Jingzai acted like a demon again.

"Can I exchange game characters with you? It looks like your standing picture looks better."

Having said that, in fact, only Dazai Osamu knows his own game level.

Even if the ones recommended to him before are not easy to operate, but the one chosen by the leader himself for his own use will definitely not be cheated.

However, this decision was made after observing that the handle that the leader Zai is currently using is not the opposite of the buttons.

It was obviously just a game, but the two had secretly predicted each other for several rounds.

The leader Zai turned his head, with a strange smile, his drowsy iris-colored eyes closely caught Wu Zhenzai's facial expression.

"Aren't you afraid that I deliberately chose a difficult game character for you to change?"

"Then I fell into the trap~ Admit it!"

Wu Jingzai handed out the handle, "Come on, come on."

"Okay." The leader Zai replied softly, and the two sides exchanged.

The game begins.

As soon as they came up, there were soldiers all over the ground rushing towards them.

The leader Zai pressed the handle and manipulated the character to jump and escape to a floating stone.

Wu Jingzai also pressed the handle and manipulated the character to squat down, and was instantly overwhelmed by the mobs who came.

The flame mage's blood bar dropped rapidly, and then he jumped to the side of the blood-soaked elf princess in a rather embarrassing manner.

On the screen, there is a stark contrast between the gorgeously dressed elf princess and the mage in a dark red robe.

At the same time, the insolent laughter of the leader Zai sounded out.

"Hahahahahaha! It's so funny! It's strange to squat down hahaha!"

Wu Jingzai was pitted into a depressed face.

He tried to manipulate the flame mage to move on the screen, and found that at some point, the buttons on the handle, which was originally fine, suddenly changed.

Up is down, left is right.

It was exactly the same as when he was in the pit.

"Reincarnation of the heavens?" The leader Zai smiled with tears in his eyes, and leaned over cheaply, "You said you were caught in a trap~"

He hummed a messy tune, and he was in a really good mood.

"Who would have thought it was a trap on the handle! Change it back, change it back!"

This kind of handle is very uncomfortable to play. There must be some mystery in it, which can switch the position of the button in a second.

He won't be able to figure out this little mechanism for a while, so it's better to switch back to be safer.

"Okay~"

So the two exchanged the handles again.

Sure enough, once the controller that had problems just now was held by the leader Zai, it became docile again.

The two played the game quietly for a while.

2 minutes later--

"Why is this elf princess so so! Difficult to use!" Zai San was so angry that he threw the handle!

The leader Zai continued to sneer: "I reminded you very kindly, whoever told you to choose by yourself, you can choose the most difficult role after a while."

This round of prediction, after all, he won!

whee!

The author has something to say:

The leader of the previous round of prediction was unstable and lost

In the next round, there was insufficient information in the pre-judgment of Wu Jingzai, so he lost