Yokohama crumb boss six and a half years old

"I didn't expect the heroic Kunikida-kun to be afraid of ghosts~"

Osamu Dazai said lightly, with a smile on his face.

Kunikida Doppo pretended to be calm, his hand pushing his glasses trembled slightly, and his face was solemn: "It's not that I'm afraid of ghosts, it's just that I maintain the most basic awe of the unknown."

"Pfft."

The Dazai of the two worlds sneered, and immediately received a bluffing stare from the blond youth.

Asuka tilted his head, thinking for a moment.

She stretched out her soft claws, patted Kunikida Doppo and comforted him, "Don't be afraid of Doppo, everyone is a good ghost, and resentful spirits are rare in this era."

However, this did not succeed in comforting the blond youth at all.

If it is said, he can treat ghosts that retain their humanity as human beings, but the way of existence is slightly different.

Then things like wraiths... are exactly the same as the imagined monsters.

"Ah, Kunikida-kun's soul is about to come out of his mouth."

Wu Jingzai was talking sarcasticly beside him.

Seeing his partner becoming sluggish, Osamu Dazai also became a little more serious.

He also has something important to ask.

"Little Master, since other worlds have souls, our world must also have souls, right?"

When he asked this sentence, his throat was dry, and the familiar figure kept appearing in his mind.

"Yes." Asuka nodded affirmatively.

Osamu Dazai trembled uncontrollably.

For many years, even though he always believed in the other world in his heart, he guessed that Odasaku's soul would be happy to see that he chose to save people.

But the moment he heard the exact answer, he still couldn't hide his ecstasy, the smile on his face came from the heart, and he couldn't hold back at all.

He glanced at himself in the black suit.

I feel a little proud.

This guy who didn't leave the port of Mafia, maybe he didn't know Odasaku.

He was sure that as long as he became friends with Oda Tsukuru, he would definitely be infected by that person.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai's childish emotions were completely on the line.

Even though he has sorted out the conclusion in his heart that "Oda Saku didn't meet Osamu Dazai, does it mean that Oda Saku in the parallel world is still alive and writing his beloved novel", but he still firmly believes that Dazai and Osamu Dazai in his own world Oda is the best.

"Is it possible for you to turn the soul of our world into an employee?" He clasped his hands and groped anxiously.

Asuka: "Theoretically, it is possible..."

As she spoke, she puffed her cheeks, looking angry at someone.

The young man in a black suit beside her straightened her bangs: "What's wrong?" His voice was extremely soft.

"It's nothing, I just thought of a super serious and fierce guy." She knocked on the table with her small fist angrily.

Osamu Dazai chose to ignore these, and continued to ask: "Why only say it is theoretically possible?"

Asuka immediately put down the previous matter and continued to explain: "First, the matter we are in is not a B-type world, and we cannot forcibly draw it from the card pool."

"Secondly, although it's okay to sign a labor contract directly with a soul that has just died, I dare not..." She whispered more and more, pointing her fingers aggrieved.

Now she is exactly the same as when she was bullied by Edogawa Ranpo, with an expression of daring to be angry.

Not to mention that Osamu Dazai of the Armed Detective Agency saw this situation very strangely and was puzzled.

Even the leader Zai who was her guardian couldn't figure it out - after all, he only came here for a day and was on duty temporarily, so he couldn't compare to those old mothers who had been with the bear children for a long time.

Fortunately, she continued on by herself: "I tried it before, and when I was about to sign the contract, I was warned 1551 by a super fierce unicorn from hell."

Kunikida Doppo just came back to his senses when he heard that a new map has been opened here, and a new species has been added.

But people are more frightened, and they have the ability to resist.

His hands trembled, and he continued to listen with a calm face.

"He said that the rules of the yin and yang realms cannot be broken. Although he doesn't care about the souls I draw from other worlds, he definitely can't QAQ the souls that want to mess with this world."

The unnamed unicorn obviously brought a huge psychological shadow to the little guy.

She looked like a little crying bag with tears in her eyes, and she couldn't see the arrogance of jumping off the building yesterday when she was full of anger.

Osamu Dazai sighed secretly, it seemed impossible for Asuka to call Odasaku over by overtaking in a curve.

As a lover of suicide, he quickly changed to another favorite topic.

"What is hell like? Does the little Master know?"

Of course he just said it casually without hope.

After all, that hellish unicorn and little guy didn't sound like much to deal with.

Unexpectedly, Asuka nodded.

She wiped away the tears that didn't fall from her eyes with a tissue, and nodded seriously.

Xiao Ruan Tuan waved his Fat Claw, beckoning the audience to get closer, and turned his head left and right to observe.

Her cautious appearance instantly made the three adults laugh, but they still stuck to her very cooperatively.

"Hell is terrible. Try to be a good person and don't go to hell!" She tried her best to pose as an elder, and said earnestly.

"The rabbits there will beat the soul into mud, and sometimes the soul will be put into a pot and boiled, and the jailer will force you to jump from a very high place, and the bottom is full of knives, and the small animals inside It will bite people piece by piece!"

As she spoke, she gestured with her teeth and claws.

The other three looked at each other.

It hurts to hear it.

They have read all kinds of books, and naturally they have also read some records about the Eight Great Hells and the Eight Cold Hells.

What the other party said is undoubtedly exactly the same as in the book, and of course some of them are also unclear.

Like rabbits mashing souls into mud.

Why are rabbits so cruel... Isn't the jade rabbit in Tiangong making medicine?What kind of operation is it to smash people?

Although I want to tell myself that these are all lies... but children like Quanshui Asuka can even summon their souls, so why lie to them.

If hell is real...

At this time, Asuka happened to be talking about the trial process in hell.

"King Yan Mo will first judge a person's crimes based on his life. The more types and quantities of crimes he commits, the more punishments he will suffer and the longer the time will be. So don't Do bad things!"

Kunikida Doppo was fine after listening to it, but Dazai Osamu's eyes drifted away immediately after listening.

If he followed the complicated and strict trial rules in the Japanese hell, he might not have the day of reincarnation...

Thinking about it this way, Odasaku used to be a killer, and he is probably being tortured in some kind of hell now.

For the first time, suicide lovers develop a faint sense of resistance to death.

They didn't talk about this for too long, Kunikida Doppo, who still had work at night, took his partner Buteizai to leave.

After all, Kunikida's "arrival around 19:20" refers to a [-]-second error.

The rest, one big and one small, waved goodbye to them, and took the elevator back to the third floor.

"Fortunately, the little master summoned me." Dazai Osamu said suddenly before entering the house.

Although he didn't know if there was hell in the world he lived in, he really didn't want to try it.

To be alone in hell and suffer beatings... absolutely not!

Asuka tilted his head, unable to figure out what he was referring to for a moment.

Xiaotuanzi only thought that he fell in love with this special family and liked her very much.

Therefore, she waved her hand, signaling Osamu Dazai to bend down.

With his extraordinary control over people's hearts, he judged in an instant what she had misunderstood, and guessed what she was going to do.

But still do it obediently.

Rather, after his death, he was so soft-hearted towards this cub that he couldn't resist her hospital at all.

"Chirp!" A milky kiss was printed on the young man's cheek.

Xiaotuanzi smiled sweetly and softly: "Asuka likes to cure too!"

"..."

He had clearly predicted it, why did he still blush!

Osamu Dazai quickly turned his head and rubbed his face with his hands like a cat.

He took a deep breath, ready to press the combination lock again to open the door.

As a result, he turned his head back, and saw the old red A father who was staring at him.

Dazai: ...

Although Osamu Dazai didn't know the specific abilities of this man named Archer, but just looking at the muscles, he knew that the value of force was not low.

But now he is also the breeder of the cute cubs, what's wrong with being intimately expressed by his own little boy?

He immediately straightened his back with confidence.

"Welcome back, Master." Red A turned away her death gaze, and looked at the cutie with orange-blond hair with a gentle expression.

He reached out and stroked her soft hair, and immediately got a subconscious rub from her.

Guanwei's mother unconsciously gave Osamu Dazai a look.

Tai three-year-old Zai: What's there to be proud of!

"After walking so far today, I still haven't rested at noon, are you tired?" He let the two of them in by opening the door, and very virtuously and smoothly put the shoes that the little guy took off back into the shoe cabinet.

Asuka didn't feel it until he was reminded, and when he got home and was cared about, he immediately yawned.

"Sleepy." She pouted and said, her eyes kept glancing at the door with the [Kitchen] sign.

Red A knows that even if he is sleepy, this greedy cat still wants to eat dessert.

He could guess that she secretly ate other snacks outside, but he still pretended not to know: "Master can eat a pudding pad to pad his stomach, and then go take a shower."

"Okay!" The little guy jumped happily on the spot immediately, like a rabbit having fun everywhere.

She rushed into the kitchen and pressed the black screen on the side of the refrigerator with bright eyes.

Only then did Osamu Dazai discover that the refrigerator at home had also been remodeled.

Place the milk pudding on the top shelf of the refrigerator.

But as long as it is selected on the screen, the top layer will be sent out automatically, and then descend to a height that the flying bird can reach.

Fortunately, the refrigerator was big enough, and it wasn't piled up like ordinary people's houses, and things would fall if it moved a little, so she could do so smoothly.

When the three of them were sitting around eating pudding, the outermost gate rang, and then the knight's cheerful voice sounded.

"Asuka, we're back, come and see if there's anything wrong with this skeleton!"

The author has something to say:

The structure of the spring house is like this

Occupying the entire third floor, there are rooms on the left and right sides of a corridor leading directly to the bottom, two major areas

The laboratory, exhibition room (part-time reception room), public toilets, elevators, and stairs are divided on one side, and you can see them directly from the elevator to the third floor

Each person's bedroom, living room, bathroom, etc. are divided into living areas

There is a very advanced anti-theft door between the two areas