Yokohama crumb boss six and a half years old

On a slope near Yokohama Harbor, there is a building made of red bricks.

Perhaps because of sea wind erosion and disrepair for a long time, the exposed rainwater pipes of this building are covered with rust, which looks very fragile.

However, on the fourth floor of this inconspicuous building, there is an organization of supernatural powers that the entire Yokohama, black and white, are in awe of.

That is--

"Armed Detective Agency ~ oh oh ~"

The tall and thin Junxiu youth was humming a weird little tune that he made up, his head still shaking slightly with the beat.

He put his hands in the pockets of his long sand-colored windbreaker, and his walking posture was very...

Ask for a fight.

At least from the perspective of his partner, Kunikida Doppo, he really deserves a beating.

"Too! Jae!"

Kunikida Doppo gritted his teeth and read out the young man's name.

"Two people~you can die in love~" The young man called Dazai cut a song naturally.

Kunikida Doppo's forehead was throbbing with veins.

"Don't pretend you can't hear me, you bastard! Go faster! My plans for today will be messed up again!"

"Oh! Kunikida-kun! Look at that tree over there—it's so nice, why didn't I find it a few days ago? That tree is really suitable for hanging up and trying~ Sure enough, it's because Kunikida-kun has always been so I hurriedly dragged people to work, so I didn't appreciate the beautiful scenery, right?"

"Normal people don't want to commit suicide when they see a tree, do they?!"

The two, Kunikida Doppo and Dazai Osamu, are field members belonging to the Armed Detective Agency.

They have only formed a partner for a few days, and they already have a fixed communication mode.

What a joy, a joy.

Osamu Dazai turned a deaf ear to Kunikida Doppo's complaints, and was still reluctant to part with the "scenery" he had already passed.

Just when Kunikida wanted to waste a precious piece of paper in his notebook, conjured up a rope, tied up his uneasy partner and carried it away (he didn't know it was useless), Dazai seemed to notice When it comes to the imminent crisis, he no longer looks at Dashu with the eyes of a lover, but turns his head with a serious face.

The young man with brown-black fluffy hair stepped forward, and soon passed Kunikida who stopped at the spot and looked at him suspiciously.

Kunikida (alert): What does this guy want to do?

Dazai's voice came lightly from the front.

"Kunikida-kun~ Hurry up, I have work to do soon~ Oh, why are you moving so slowly? You should concentrate on walking, don't just focus on the surrounding scenery! Kunikida-kun is like a child. "

Kunikida Doppo: ...This person doesn't change his face, turns black and white and beats him up? !

He couldn't bear it anymore, stepped forward a few steps, grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar and shook it back and forth.

"Bastard Dazai!"

"Oh, oh, oh, oh-!"

Dazai was shaken from side to side like boiled soba noodles.

Passers-by who don't know what's going on will definitely mistake him for a gangster with glasses and a fierce face who is oppressing a fair-looking, innocent and thin brother.

"Self...suicide..."

The dizzy Osamu Dazai tried his best to raise his hand and pointed to the red brick building where the Armed Detective Agency was located.

However, Kunikida Doppo completely misunderstood this sentence.

"Huh? You still want to go back to the club and commit suicide? I'll just help you here and send you on your way!"

"No... yes, someone... jumped off the building..."

Dazai struggled to complete the sentence, and Kunikida Doppo's expression changed drastically, and finally let go of the collar of fate.

The thin and tall young man pointed to the top roof of the building where the detective agency was located with one hand, smoothed his chest with the other hand, and took a deep breath.

Kunikida looked over according to the instructions, and caught the thin figure standing on the edge of the roof at a glance.

—is a child.

——and super familiar.

Osamu Dazai noticed that his partner's face was gradually turning black, and then he strode angrily towards the red brick building with a ferocity no less than when he taught himself a lesson.

Well?It's so interesting~

What kind of person can make Kunikida-kun show such an expression?

He also walked over briskly, and at the same time stretched out his right hand, and built a shed on his forehead to block the glare of the sun, and looked towards the roof——

Standing on the edge of the roof is undoubtedly a child.

About five or six years old, small in stature.

She was wearing a light-yellow gown that reached down to her calf, which made her look more like a fluffy chicken cub.

With Osamu Dazai's good eyesight, he could even see that the child had milky white skin, a small fleshy apple-like face, short orange-blond hair fluttering in the wind, and a precious ruby ​​hidden behind the hair. The same big clear eyes.

"Ah, it's a little angel~"

"No. This is a little devil who has focused on causing trouble for 100 years, don't be deceived by her appearance... Although she is very cute sometimes..." The voice of the last sentence was so small that it was almost inaudible.

"Well, but she looks like she was only five or six years old..."

Kunikida glared at Dazai, who was being deliberately arrogant.

That look seemed to say: You are as bad as this kid.

Dazai put his pockets in his pocket, tilted his head indifferently, and continued to watch the development of the matter.

The blond-haired Han Kuni Kida Doppo pushed his glasses, took a deep breath, and shouted.

"Flying Birds of Spring Water!"

"What are you doing standing there?! It's dangerous! Now! Immediately! Come down!"

The little girl on the roof who was staring into the distance in a daze was immediately attracted by the sound.

She looked over.

"Only one step!"

The little girl's eyes lit up, she showed a smiling face, and waved her hands vigorously, with large movements.

This way, the little guy looks even more teetering.

Kunikida was very angry.

"I'll go to the rooftop to pick you up now! Don't move!"

When the words fall, people will rush into the corridor.

The little girl tilted her head and saw the bag in the hands of the blond-haired youth. It was a snack bought for another kid of the same age from the detective agency.

She clapped her hands and said pleasantly: "Is Dubu going to come up to deliver delicious food to Asuka?"

"Dubu! Just stay there and don't move, the bird will go down faster!"

Kunikida frowned: "How do you get down fast?! Jump down?"

Just as he was talking, the little man on the top of the building stretched out his arms and jumped.

Kunikida Doppo's heart almost jumped out of his throat!

He locked on to the target, quickly adjusted his posture, and his eyes became sharper.

Catch her no matter what!

As long as she doesn't die on the spot, she can be cured by Dr. Xie Ye!

Even if that kind of treatment will leave a psychological shadow on the child, there is no way to let this little devil be taught a lesson. She is already six years old, and she needs to know what can be done and what can't... Eh?

Hey? !

"Wow~" Dazai's frivolous sigh reached his ears.

Kunikida also stared blankly at the sky.

——The little girl was suspended there.

There was no support under her little yellow boots, but they just didn't fall off as expected.

Same as her name.

She is flying in the air.

"Dubu ~ Asuka came down quickly, right? Isn't it super powerful!"

The child looked up proudly.

"Fly...a bird?"

"It's not Asuka, it's Hakase!" The little girl stuck out her tongue and crossed her chest.

"Okay, doctor, this... did you suddenly awaken your supernatural power?!"

Kunikida Doppo had no choice but to change his words, and looked left and right strangely.

After all, he has heard that there are inheritance faction and innate faction of supernatural powers, and there has never been an example of a halfway monk faction!

"Puff~"

"Dazai, what are you laughing at?"

Kunikida pushed his glasses and glared at Osamu Dazai.

He ignored this partner who was no less troublesome than a bear boy, and just babbled at the little girl.

"Since the doctor has become a supernatural user, why don't you report it to the president with me? In the future, you should also remember to use supernatural powers in public. Also, you really scared me to death just now, so you can't do it next time. If this happens again..." Kunikida Asama went online completely.

The 6-year-old girl whose full name is Izumi Asuka tilted her head in doubt: "Ability?"

What are you talking about?She doesn't have supernatural powers... Could it be that she accidentally bumped into a telephone pole when she went out today, so she became stupid?

Then she has to study how to cure him...

Asuka thought sadly.

"Kunikida-kun, no~ You made a mistake!"

Osamu Dazai quickly stopped his upright (cross out) and deceitful (cross out) partner from continuing.

"This child was able to fly with the help of something else~"

The young man approached the little girl, pointing to her abnormally bulging back that was covered by the robe.

Kunikida opened his mouth and subconsciously looked over.

Asuka immediately lowered the flying altitude in cooperation, and raised his little head triumphantly.

She took off her goose-yellow chick robe.

Revealing the dark green on the back——

"Uh... a turtle shell?!"

The two mature adults showed surprised expressions.

"Clang clang-"

"Grandly introduce, this is the new invention of Asuka!"

"Do you want to soar into the sky? Do you want to look down on all beings? Do you want to experience the loneliness of being so cold at a high place?"

"[Rotating Jump with Eyes Closed·Three Forms·Change] will help you fulfill all your wishes!"

"Call 888-8888 now, come to Dr. Asuka to order~"

Dazai & Kunikida: No, no one wants to spend money on turtle shells!

The author has something to say:

Dazai: Someone in this book committed suicide before me.

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Double opening, head iron

Sand sculpture daily, only outline

Pay attention to copywriting

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Izumi Asuka (Izumi Asuka)

The name comes from Sakai spring water and Saito Asuka

Asuka's way of naming inventions is learned from Mr. Fourth Hokage Namikaze Minato (mistake

no cp in

(The maximum death penalty starts from three years)

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I saw a comment saying that there is a doctor in the daily life!

That's right, my source of inspiration is her hehehe

People have partially overlapping oh (wait a minute, will this be hammered