My golden finger is delicious [Quick Transmigration]

Centipede wine is a great tonic, but the taste of medicinal wine is not very good.

Do you guys need to fix it?

Of course not.

So it was unanimously decided to bake and eat.

After unanimous approval, the problem came again.No one bakes.

How to roast such a big centipede?How long to bake?What seasoning?

If the chef is not here, Wu Ding will not.

"Let's keep it. Maybe it can be used as a proof of identity or something."

"What's the proof?? I mean, you're all hypocritical! It's just a centipede, it's fine if you swallow it in one bite, what are you roasting!!!"

Glutton roared.

All the big guys: Yes.

Wu Ding: I said "eat directly", but you have ignored this option.

After appeasing Taotie.

The bosses turned their attention to the "identity certificate" that Wu Ding mentioned.

"If there are demons in this world, then there must be demon eliminators."

"What's more convincing than a ready-made loot." After speaking, he used a pinch spell to save the corpse and put it in the mountain and sea world.

I'm new here, and I don't know how far I've come to this world.

For example... Journey to the West.

That's really a high level of martial arts that he can't bear now.

If it was really a story about Journey to the West by accident...

If you are on the way to learn scriptures, hold Tang Seng's thigh tightly.

It would be even better if it was in Datang.

Zhenguan Prosperous Age check-in is successful... The holy monk is going well all the way.

If you are unfortunately trapped in any country in the 81 disasters...

As long as it is not a daughter country.

With Wu Ding's triple trump card of technology + metaphysics + big boss in the world of mountains and seas, he can still save his life by making waves.

I guess don't even think about the altar.

Well, this is all a step back and preparations.

He also wanted to meet the Great Sage, and wanted an autograph and a group photo.It is best to take a few monkey hairs as souvenirs.

But now...it's better not to travel to the west.

Kyuubi: "Oh? Then when do you think you have the confidence to go?"

The bosses looked at Wu Ding curiously and hesitantly.

This is a strange scene.

Since everyone met, they knew that Wu Ding had always been quite assertive.

He always knew what he wanted, what he could do, what he should do

When I was a child, I met cheating fingers and found that they couldn’t be used. I immediately returned to normal life and pretended that cheating fingers didn’t exist.

Encountered psychological shadow after work, I immediately went home to the flower shop to recuperate my body and mind.

When encountering tasks like saving the world, they are all well-organized and the steps are clear.

After starting the time travel, no matter whether it was facing real Jiugu or the organization in black, from steady fighting to head-on confrontation, there was no cowardice.

Returning to the main world, fooling the family, arranging excuses, returning the "Lanting Collection Preface" to the status of a national treasure, or using myself as a bait to get out of Wuxiangguan and so on.

These actions are his own ideas and thoughts.

But it is rare to see him hesitate about anything.

In the words of a well-known author, putting a male protagonist with this personality is extremely unfavorable for filling the word count.

"Confidence... who can guarantee this." If you went to the original Journey to the West.

That is really a waste of human life, how many of them are not enough for him to fit between his teeth.

"If you can choose the place to cross... wait until the matter of the female clown's corpse is settled."

That is, after saving the world.

That is... even if it is life-threatening, I want to go.

Taotie: "That's rare, is that monkey that good?"

They have all read Journey to the West.

But from the eyes of the gods and beasts, no matter how cool the special effects are, there is only one conclusion—[That's it? 】

"I haven't seen you miss you so much in other worlds."

"That's different. Other Two-dimensional characters, that's liking. Great Sage... that's faith."

Wait until the end of the world is done.

He also has strength, and he is also qualified to take the risk of "Journey to the West".

Just beg Grandma Zhu a little bit, improve your positioning, and search carefully, it should work.

Well, it's all future plans.

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There are too many stories of monsters appearing in China since ancient times.

The collections are countless.

And even ordinary stories may encounter mutations.

For example, there were no ghosts in Lu Xiaofeng's world.

The woodcutter is dressed in bunts, and there is no difference between the dynasties.It can be seen that he is leisurely and leisurely, with a ruddy complexion and a strong and healthy appearance.

It should not be the spirit that ordinary people in Journey to the West can have.

When Wu Ding approached the city and saw the clothes of the common people, he was even more relieved.

It's Song.

Modern people want to wear Hanfu, they can choose according to their body shape and preferences, even regardless of the season.

We have air conditioning and heating.

But the ancients couldn't.

They have to live.

Tang Dynasty Ru skirt and thin shirt.

How could the Ming Dynasty become popular during the Little Ice Age?

After looking at the clothes and proofreading the approximate dynasty, Wu Ding walked inside in a personable robe with some Taoist elements.

With his current attire, he can be regarded as a Taoist priest who has become a monk, but he is dressed a little out of the ordinary.

It can also be said that he is a son of an ordinary family, advocating Taoism and believing in religion, so he dresses like a layman.

When Wu Ding lined up to enter the city gate, he looked at the heavily guarded soldiers who were checking the road guides.

Also miss the past.

When he wore it for the first time back then, the third-tier town and the world of martial arts were not strictly controlled at all.

Put a little money in, say a few nice words and let him in.

Now...if it weren't for the fact that you already know how to use two hands now, you still wouldn't be able to get in.

this city...

"Qiantang... Then we must go to see the West Lake in the Song Dynasty."

There is heaven, there are Suzhou and Hangzhou.

Suzhou and Hangzhou in the Song Dynasty were unintentionally the most prosperous and glorious time to appreciate.

"I don't know if the Leifeng Pagoda has been built now."

The "screen" of the Mountain Sea Realm was suddenly blocked by a large white python that covered the sky and the sun.

Wu Ding:......Boss, can you step back?

"This is the Legend of the White Snake?"

All of a sudden, all kinds of snakes in the mountain and sea world became excited.

Black, white, red, blue, with wings, with feathers, in the water, in the swamp, several heads all stretched out their bodies and poked their heads out.

Their excitement is completely understandable.

"The Leifeng Pagoda is not unique in the story. It is a historical relic and one of the top ten archaeological wonders. It was built in 977 in the Northern Song Dynasty."

Apart from any cultural relic value, the sunset of Leifeng is also one of the top ten beauties of the West Lake in history.

It's a pity that Leifeng Pagoda was destroyed over the years. In order to protect the remaining broken pagodas, the country directly built a new pagoda outside Leifeng Pagoda to protect Leifeng Pagoda.

"Not only the Leifeng Pagoda itself is a cultural relic, but the cultural relics under the Leifeng Pagoda are even more extraordinary. I remember... there are 47 national first-class cultural relics, including five rare national treasures."

"More precious than your Preface to Lanting Collection?"

"It's hard to compare. Let's put it this way, one of them is Shakyamuni's hair relic."

One is the inheritance of literature and Taoism, and a religious belief has different values ​​for different people, and it is indeed difficult to measure its value.

"It's all here in Qiantang, this authentic version of Leifeng Xizhao is a must-see... Well, maybe it's really the world of The Legend of the White Snake?"

If the Great Sage is a well-deserved male god, then Bai Niangniang is the goddess in everyone's dreams.

Gentle, kind, beautiful, affectionate, and powerful, the white lady...

"It's still early, let's put the inn aside. Let's go to see the scenery first."

He is no longer who he used to be.

Not only do you have cash from various countries around you.

Broken silver, small gold beads, gold leaves, small pearls, small jade pendants, etc. are all prepared.

It perfectly fits the possible requests of various dynasties for preparation.

Wu Ding called to stop a young man who was passing by, wearing a short jacket and carrying a wooden gun.

"My little brother, may I ask how to get to Leifeng Pagoda?"

"Nong just said?" The little brother turned around in a daze, and spoke softly in Wu Nong's language, obviously not understanding Mandarin.

Wu Ding: Wait a minute, the whole world speaks Mandarin! ! !

Why did a world disappear, this rule has been upgraded!

Is it interesting to add difficulty to this kind of detail?

The young man stopped by Wu Ding was also enthusiastic.

Say it again in half-baked Mandarin.

It's just the official dialect of the Song Dynasty... emmmmm

The almighty cutie Luduan makes another appearance.

Wu Ding listened to the translation and tried hard to imitate the pronunciation before continuing the conversation.

The young man expressed enthusiastically that he could take Wu Ding to see Leifeng Pagoda.

The two walked together, although the communication was a little difficult, but the most beautiful scenery in the world was nearby, and there was an enthusiastic and energetic tour guide.

It's really not lonely at all along the way.

"Xu Xi, did anyone say you're good-looking?"

"It's okay." Xu Xi scratched her head in embarrassment. Too many people have said this.

"Master has always said that my face should go to study and become an official, not to practice martial arts."

Regardless of Xu Xi's strong figure and nimble steps, at first glance he is a martial arts practitioner who never leaves his fists.

But his face is really beautiful, like a crown of jade, plump and elegant, with red lips and white teeth, Zhong Ling is beautiful.

The practice of martial arts under the sun and rain did not make his appearance rough at all. If he put on a long robe to hide his sturdy figure and held a book in his hand, he would be a real scholar.

It looks like a white chicken that is super easy to bully.

"No, it's not just this kind of goodness." Wu Ding judged Xu Xi's beauty from a metaphysical perspective. "You are glowing."

"???"

"A good person who has accumulated merits and deeds for many lifetimes. No matter what you want to do in this life, you will get what you want. So, you can really consider abandoning martial arts and pursuing literature."

Wu Ding was afraid that his half-baked divination would not be accurate.

Please come out of the mountains and seas to see it.

All got the same answer.

In the Song Dynasty, the life of civil servants was obviously much better than that of military officials.

"So I'm so powerful!" Xu Xi jumped happily, "Then I will definitely become a super powerful general in the future?!"

"……Yes."

"Great, I will practice martial arts diligently and devote myself to the military camp. In the future, the imperial court's Northern Expedition will take back the list of generals from the sixteen prefectures of Yanyun. I must be on the list."

Wu Ding felt sad for a moment.

Wang Shibei set the Central Plains Day, and the family sacrifice never forgot to tell Nai Weng.

The dream of the Northern Expedition of the people with lofty ideals throughout the Song Dynasty was not realized until the fall of the dynasty.

"Brother Wu Da, do you think I will go to the Long Family Army, Li Family Army, Guo Family Army, Qiu Family Army, Yue Family Army, Zhongshan Army or Zhenbei Army in the future?" Xu Xi said the names of a lot of troops as if he was giving a mouthful.

A small question mark appeared on Wu Ding's head.

Although he is not very familiar with the history of the Song Dynasty, is there any dynasty in the Song Dynasty that has so many generals who can be alone?

"Well, it's fine."

"It can't be casual. I want to join the main force of the Northern Expedition. In the future, I will rely on my military achievements to become a marquis and a minister, and earn a royal order for my future wife."

"Eh..." The more I said it, the more I felt something was wrong. "Xu Xi, how old is this year?"

"Ming Dao has been two years." Xu Xi replied casually. "The officials and the Queen Mother are very active in the Northern Expedition. The name was changed to Ming Dao last year to show their ambition. Within three years, the imperial court will definitely start the Northern Expedition again. I must not miss this opportunity."

Ming Dao, Renzong's reign title.During the Ming Dynasty, if I remember correctly, the Empress Dowager Zhang Xian still listened to the government behind a curtain.

Renzong and the Queen Mother...Northern Expedition?

Is there something wrong with this Song Dynasty?

"Although my elder sister is worried about me, a man is naturally going to fight in the battlefield. I don't want those civil servants swearing and cursing all day long. And..." Xu Xi showed a bit embarrassed expression. "Military officers always have a higher status than civil servants."

He is still a very mundane little person. He wants to defend his family and the country, and he also wants to be a prince and a minister.

Wu Ding: Well, very good, sure, the Song Dynasty is really not right.

But... it seems to be good.

"Brother supports you. I..."

Wu Ding originally wanted to join, but hesitated for a while, and then sighed.

Fighting takes too long.

The army is well disciplined.

If he joined, he would not be able to cultivate properly.

"Although I can't join the army with you, brother Xu Xi, to serve the country, but I have quite a small fortune, and I'm willing to spend all of my family wealth to use as military funds."

Xu Xi stood still suddenly, and immediately made a big gift to Wu Ding, thanking him for his righteousness.

"Brother Wu, you and I hit each other so well, so don't call each other names, it looks like a segregation, my brother is Chinese, you can call me Chinese. Brother, what is your character..."

Wu Ding: ...

"Brother Wu?"

"Wait, what did you say your name is?" Lu Duan seemed to have translated a rather special word just now.

"Hanwen, Xu Hanwen."

The well-behaved Lu Duan also helped translate several times.

"I've been calling you Xu Xi, am I wrong?"

When exchanging names, Xu Xi nodded too quickly, and Wu Ding thought he read it right, so he didn't ask Lu Duan to translate.

"The pronunciation is a bit wrong, but it's okay." [Xu ​​Xi] understands the distress of accent differences. "There are also foreigners who call me Xuji. I am Yan Wuxu, an immortal who cultivates immortals. I write in Chinese, the Han of Hanshui, and the text of both civil and military."

Speaking of this, Xu Xian was a little embarrassed.

"My handwriting was created by my father before he died. My father left early. When I was young, I looked like...he always thought I would learn from writing."

Yes, now you practice martial arts.

Wu Ding looked at the tendons on Xu Xian's arms protruding from his clothes, looked at Xu Xian's sunny and healthy appearance, and the wooden gun behind him.

Well, very good, a Xu Xian who studied martial arts hard to defend his family and country.

Bai Niangniang, you don't have to be afraid of scaring your husband to death by showing your true colors.

"Is Hanwen married?"

"Not yet." Xu Xian twitched suddenly. "I think, I think..."

"Marry someone who looks good."

"Brother Wu!!!" Xu Xian blushed.

"It's okay, it's normal."

"I, I, I..."

"It's best to be virtuous and virtuous, to be friends with each other, and it's best to be as beautiful as a fairy, right?"

In fact, Xu Xian's standard for choosing a mate is the standard in everyone's heart.

Both men and women hope that their other half has good looks, good character and gets along well with them.

The point is...Xu Xian didn't just think about it, he did it.

The wife fell from the sky, perfect.

A Da Song who was a martial artist, and a Xu Xian who practiced martial arts.

He will not be surprised what happens in this world again.

Well, actually, there are more magical things, too.

"Brother Wu, don't talk about this anymore, the Leifeng Pagoda is coming soon, it's right there."

Before Wu Ding could look in the direction Xu Xian pointed, his arm was grabbed by a man who looked like a butler.

Xu Xian's quick response was a misplacement.

It stood in front of Wu Ding, separating him from the housekeeper.

The butler looked at Xu Xian's alert look.

Immediately bowed and apologized, with a very sincere attitude, and only after being forgiven did he ask in a mysterious and soft voice.

"This Taoist priest... dare to ask, can the Taoist priest know how to eliminate demons?"

The author has something to say: The story of The Legend of the White Snake happened in the Southern Song Dynasty.

The plot needs to be moved forward.

PS, I don't know the pronunciation of Hangzhou dialect, I used Shanghai dialect instead.The two are close, so they should be about the same.