After becoming the prey of paranoid school grass

"The Seventh Year After Marriage" is a marriage and love variety show produced by Squirrel Entertainment. The last episode of the second season has just been broadcast, and the response has been overwhelming.Due to the fact that the schedule of a family consisting of a pair of two female artists cannot be adjusted, under the strong suggestion of some fans, Zhao Zhikai called to ask if Wu Xi and Qin Jingze had time to attend.

The other guests are all entertainers, or at least one party in the family is an entertainer, only they are a couple of amateurs.Wu Xi is not even considered an internet celebrity now. In recent years, she has completely stopped being a beauty blogger and opened a small studio. She only conducts live broadcasts occasionally three or two times a year to chat with fans. The pole has nothing to do with it.

Wu Xi originally wanted to decline the invitation. After all, Qin Jingze is very busy, so he should rest more if he has time. Participating in the program will take at least a whole day, and he must be exposed to the camera all the time, so he is very tired.But after thinking about it, it has been seven years since they were married, and Qin Jingze still likes to declare his sovereignty. If this person finds out that he pushed the show, he will inevitably ask him for compensation.So I still agree.

The name of the show is "The Seventh Year", and the invited guests are all couples who have been married for about seven years. In the show, I want to show everyone that the "seven-year itch" does not exist, and they are still loving each other.But variety shows have to create conflicts, and there are inevitably quarrels among the guests. There was even a couple getting divorced when the show was broadcast in the first season.

This time, the live extra program group guarantees that there is no script, and it will broadcast the real daily life of getting along after marriage.Including Wu Xi and Qin Jingze, there are three families in total.The live broadcast started early in the morning, and the three sides were carried out at the same time until they met together. The morning arrangement was to climb mountains to promote the newly developed mountain tourist attractions in Province A.

The staff knocked on the door, and as soon as it was opened, two fluffy dog ​​heads came over, one yellow and one white, and sniffed them vigilantly. He retracted his head when he heard Qin Jingze say that it was a guest, and lay neatly on the door of the bedroom. on the blanket.

"So obedient, it seems like they can really understand what you say," the assistant director couldn't help but exclaimed, and saw the two dogs stand up and stare at him abruptly, shutting up reflexively in fright.

Qin Jingze nodded, and then made a silent gesture, his voice was very soft, "Xixi is still sleeping."

"Oh, okay, I'm sorry...but it's past eight o'clock." The assistant director scratched his head and watched the live broadcast of the show. Sure enough, the other two couples and four people were all up and busy, only there was a lazy guy who stayed in bed.The barrage is full of social animals crying, envious of adults who can still have the self-willedness to sleep until the sun basks in their ass.

Because he had to meet the other two families in a hurry, he couldn't wait for Wu Xi to wake up. After asking Qin Jingze's opinion, the staff could tiptoe behind him into the bedroom, preparing to film him waking Wu Xi up.In one episode of this season, the husband and wife did not have the same schedule, which caused friction when they got up early in the morning. The couple also participated in the live broadcast today, and the assistant director thought that maybe they could cue this topic later.

The first thing Qin Jingze did when he entered the door was to stuff Wu Xi's exposed feet back into the quilt, then knelt down to the side of the bed, leaned over and kissed Wu Xi carefully on the face, but Wu Xi waved her away impatiently, He got up and took the staff out of the bedroom, "He's too tired, I'll carry him to the car later."

"Hahahaha", the assistant director laughed a little awkwardly, glanced at him cautiously, as if he had been beaten just now, so he didn't dare to mention it, so he could only talk about something else, "We all thought he wasn't very busy at work ", a small studio that is almost for the purpose of entertaining oneself, how busy can it be.

The barrage understands better than the director, and dares to say:

Maybe it's not because I'm tired from work, hehehe

After watching the program preview, I went to make up the live recording of their university dating. Once Qin Jingze took off his shirt. Damn, that figure is too exaggerated. This kind of man is generally in great demand, like a wolf like a tiger. Is what my sister said true or false?I feel that Qin Jingze looks very cold, he doesn’t seem like a person with a lot of desires, right, the rankings of male stars’ abstinence feelings on Weibo before, all of them are not as good as Qin Jingze’s overbearing boss hahahahahahahahahahahaha but they are old men The old man is still so used to it, he is reluctant to wake up when he has business to do, no wonder Wu Xi is sleeping late, here Qin Jingze packed up his things and sent them to the car, then went back to the bedroom and hugged him and the quilt together, his muscles were so tense that he pulled his clothes Stretch out the silhouette.The barrage was full of crowing again: Mr. Qin, if he goes bankrupt one day, he can become a model. Is it my illusion that the tears are streaming down from my mouth? I feel that this couple is so licking. , and it turned out to be Mr. Qin licking, is this a variety show effect?

It's not an illusion, the old fan said that he is used to it, Mr. Qin has always been a puppy in front of Brother Xi hahahahaha, god damn puppy, the contrast is so strong that my world view collapses Wu Xi woke up from the car rubbing his face, half closed Curling up lazily in Qin Jingze's arms with closed eyes, he only needs to open his mouth to be fed, and he gets out of the car before he wakes up completely and greets the director and staff.

In fact, he didn't do it at all yesterday, otherwise he wouldn't have woken up so early, and he wouldn't have the strength to climb the mountain, just because of this Qin Jingze bargained with him, saying that what he owed would have to be made up in the account.

Other people's enthusiasm fades after several years of marriage, and the frequency becomes lower. Qin Jingze has developed a new problem. He is restless and dissatisfied after two days of not doing it. It's like an upgraded version of skin hunger and thirst, so that his body is forced to get full exercise. , now obviously not as weak and sick as before.

Leaving aside the fact that he became more and more presumptuous towards him, this man's illness has improved a lot over the years, and his emotions are no longer prone to extremes. Although he still has a lot of perverted thoughts, he started to play straight balls under his connivance and never held back. with.

Wu Xi jumped out of the car and stretched, and touched Qin Jingze's face, "Did I hit you just now?" He actually wanted to protect Qin Jingze's face in front of the camera, but when he was not awake, everything was a habit Qin Jingze didn't hide from his movements, as if it was an honor to be beaten by him in public.

The other two pairs of guests over there also arrived at their destination and came over to shake hands and greet each other.Although the two of them are amateurs, amateurs of their status are the objects that artists want to please.

Both pairs of guests are male and female couples.The couple is the veteran actress An Bing, who announced a flash marriage in a high-profile manner, and her boyfriend Shu Heng, who has been married for seven years. They had the most disputes and frictions in the show, but no matter how much they argued, they never mentioned divorce.

The other couple is male folk singer Tan Qiu and Feng Zi's married girlfriend Rong Pingting. They are about the same age, both in their thirties.

"Do you like children? If the second child is born as a younger brother, how about giving it to you?" Rong Pingting joked with Wu Xi, but when she opened her mouth, she couldn't answer.She is famous in the show for her low emotional intelligence and can't speak. She is not a bad person, but she is often scolded online because of her mouth.

Just like now, the barrage has scolded her until the screen is full, and there are so many things to complain about, people don't know which point to scold first.

Wu Xi touched the tip of her nose and was about to speak, but An Bing cut the conversation first, "I like children, why don't you say give them to me?"

Ask two men who are destined to have no children if they like children, if everyone knows that she is just stupid, they will think she is full of malice.

Tan Qiu hurriedly stopped his wife from offending others, and rounded up the words with a haha, while carefully looking at Qin Jingze and Wu Xi.

Fortunately, Wu Xi didn't care about it. The director wiped off his sweat and thought to himself that Rong Pingting should talk less if she couldn't speak, so don't spoil the show. Although the boss behind Squirrel Entertainment is named Wu, and Wu Xi is A family, but not only voted for this show, there are rumors that the big boss spoils his younger brother without a bottom line, and no one will get good results if he provokes Wu Xi.Not to mention that there is such a big Qin Jingze standing here, whoever sees him will panic.

On the contrary, Wu Xi's temper is much better than he imagined. He thought he was a spoiled young master, but he turned out to be very gentle and polite. When working together, he felt that he was not just pretending, but really good.

It's just that the relationship between the couple is a bit weird, as the barrage said, one party is like a dog licking.It is reasonable to say that Qin Jingze has developed a high position in these years, and no one would think that he is a head lower than the Wu family, so it is not like this.

"There is a chair in front, can I take a 10-minute break Director?" Wu Xi, who was halfway up the mountain, heard that An Bing was also tired from talking, and it happened that he was also a little bit, so he raised his hand to signal.

Resting for 10 minutes is fine, but the program team still has to make trouble. There is a section of road ahead called the ladder of death, with more than 200 steps, not too steep, so it is not dangerous, but climbing up makes people physically and mentally exhausted. If one party challenges the other, the winner who arrives first can eat and drink at noon, and order whatever they want, and the program team will solve it. The two losers have to cook their own meals with the limited ingredients provided by the program team.

Shu Heng pointed at Wu Xi, "It's not fair, Wu Xi is a man, so he should be heavier."

"It's okay." Wu Xi shook his head and smiled, "We have no objection."

Even if the program team wanted to make things difficult for them to compete in embroidery, Qin Jingze would not lose with his learning ability, let alone physical strength, which Qin Jingze was already good at comprehending.With his thighs flying, he is responsible for lying down and winning.

But he didn't expect that the opponent was weaker than he imagined.

Shu Heng and An Bing were fine, they walked steadily at first, and then slowed down when they lost their strength.Tan Qiu couldn't carry Rong Pingting on her back at all, and it was futile to toss for a few minutes.The barrage marveled at Qin Jingze's desperation, and laughed at the tragic situation here.

Rong Pingting, who had abstained from voting, couldn't hold back her face. She climbed up first, leaving her husband behind. When she reached the top of the mountain, she was out of breath and laughed at herself, "Tan Qiu's health is too bad. I didn't feel that way before."

"It's nothing." Wu Xi kindly handed him a step, "Brother Tan is still physically stronger than me."

Rong Pingting looked up at Qin Yuze with admiration in her eyes.

"He has always been very strong." Wu Xi noticed her gaze and jokingly enlivened the atmosphere, "He is stronger than a cow, suitable for grinding."

"Mr. Qin's genes are so good," Rong Pingting sighed, "It's a pity not to have children, otherwise I'd like to get married with a child and improve my genes."

The smile on Wu Xi's face faded.

As soon as Tan Qiu climbed up, he sensed that the atmosphere was not right, and he felt a shock in his heart, and heard Wu Xi calmly say, "There are no genes that have to be passed on, this is a personal choice."

Qin Jingze lowered his head and carefully coaxed him, saying that he blamed himself for not giving birth, which made Wu Xi smile again, "Isn't there still Da Mao and Di Di, both of which are sons you adopted for me."

When the director saw Qin Jingze's meaningful gaze, he couldn't help but shudder, and gave Rong Pingting a white look.

Now it's all right, it has nothing to do with Tan Qiu's future resources being cut off, he just hopes that the program's funds will not be cut off.

Wu Xi didn't take Rong Pingting's words to heart at all.Mountain climbing consumes energy, and he has a good appetite at noon. The program team also took over Da Mao and Di Di. The two big dogs circled around him and acted like a baby. Not only the other guests, but also the people watching the live broadcast were bubbling with envy.

Barrage: Hey woo woo woo, I want to raise a puppy too. My cat only hits me. It’s too sweet. I can’t tell which of the three dogs is sweeter. I declare that Wu Xi is the winner in life.

I vote for Qin Yuze

"Will such a big dog bite people? It will be very dangerous if it is disobedient one day." An Bing wanted to touch Didi but dared not reach out.

"Very obedient, doesn't bite, but only likes to be touched by me." Wu Xi stretched out her foot to hook Qin Jingze's thigh with a half-smile, "The disadvantage is that she has too much energy, and she can't bear it."

After chatting like this, he realized that he had finished his meal and rested contentedly for a long time, but An Bing hadn't finished cooking yet.

In terms of cooking, Shu Heng is a hands-off shopkeeper, and the two of them often quarreled over this. Today Shu Heng performed fairly well, helping to peel potatoes.

Wu Xi couldn't stand it anymore, got up and went to the kitchen, "How can I help?"

An Bing pointed at the freshly peeled potatoes sheepishly, "Can you cut it for me? Just slice it."

Without letting Wu Xi touch the knife, Qin Jingze went straight over.He said that it was Wu Xi who helped, but he was like a slave owner, ordering the slaves to work.

With the comparison, An Bing became even more dissatisfied with Shu Heng, and babbled that you should take a look at him.Because she almost retired from the circle at home, Shu Heng always emphasized that he was busy with work and left all the family affairs to her.But Qin Jingze has a successful career and is very busy, but he still takes care of Wu Xi in every aspect.

No wonder Wu Xi looks young.There is nothing to worry about, being raised like a carefree child, aging will naturally be delayed.

Wu Xi waved his hand to stop An Bing from arguing with Shu Heng, "Qin Jingze is wrong, he is not happy seeing me working, brother Shu doesn't need to compare with him."

An Bing was stunned, she didn't expect to have such a problem at all, and didn't know what to say for a while.

See why they can only eat in the afternoon, Wu Xi didn't want to live broadcast the nap, so she hooked Qin Jingze to the bathroom, there was no camera there.

The audience watching the live broadcast couldn't see them, but suddenly heard a rustling sound, like the fabric being rubbed and torn vigorously, and there were interlaced breathing.

They heard Wu Xi chuckle, "I haven't kissed and touched for a long time, are you greedy, puppy Qin?"

Barrage: Grass!

Is this something I can listen to for free? !More!Modo Modo!

Fuck, the nickname is really a puppy, I didn't believe it before

Hungry after not doing it for most of the day?Mr. Qin is so bitter

Qin Jingze's breathing was very heavy, but it seemed that he could feel the scorching heat on his face, and the strong sense of oppression, making people feel like being held by the neck by a wild beast, and they were nervous and did not dare to move rashly.

Not being able to see it made people wonder even more, the barrage even guessed whether Wu Xi had taken off his clothes, and actually hooked Mr. Qin, who had a sense of restraint, into this appearance.

However, Wu Xi was well-dressed, half-sitting on the sink, condescendingly staring at the man kneeling in front of him, and raised his foot to step on his broad shoulders.

Without his permission, no matter how much you want, you have to endure it.

An obedient dog is a good dog.Even if the fangs are sharp and the body is huge, they will not bite him, unless he nods and agrees to nibble on his lips, and allows the puppy to leave marks on his body to declare his sovereignty, Qin Jingze will get what he wants.It is satisfying to eat half full, and tolerable after a little taste.

The moment Qin Jingze entered the bathroom, he realized that the microphone was not turned off, but he didn't say a word to remind him.

He lowered his head, his Adam's apple rolled wildly, and buried his face in Wu Xi's knee and rubbed.The spoiled appetite is stronger than before, and if I can't eat it for most of the day, I will scratch my heart and scratch my liver.

"Please Xixi." Everyone watching the show heard the man's soft pleading.