Are You Addicted?

YangMeng opened the refrigerator, there were colorful fruits and crispy vegetables on top, and the freezer below was full of ice cubes, it looked really dull.Turning to You Qi, he asked, "What's for dinner tonight?"

Without thinking about it, You Qi said, "Fruit salad and boiled vegetables."

YangMeng asked again, "What about the staple food?"

"This is the staple food."

YangMeng licked his chapped thin lips, and swallowed bitter spittle.

"A little too vegetarian?"

You Qi stood up, took a few fruits and walked to the kitchen, and said as he walked, "I eat like this every day, for almost three years, I can't help it. If you are fat, you won’t be on camera, which directly affects my work. If you don’t have enough to eat, there are still compressed biscuits in the kitchen drawer, which are used to save my life when I am about to pass out from hunger.”

YangMeng couldn't help sighing, "You said what's the use of earning so much money? You can't even eat a full meal."

"Don't underestimate these fruits. The price is not low. Just the apple you held just now is a royal tribute. It is natural and pollution-free, and its nutrients are many times higher than ordinary apples."

"I don't even eat it as a tribute to the Queen Mother. I would rather eat the roast chicken sold at the road stall."

Said to go out.

"Why are you going?" You Qi asked.

YangMeng said while changing his shoes, "Go and buy something else to eat, I won't be full from these."

Unexpectedly, You Qi locked the door with the remote control, "No, you have to eat with me, you have to eat whatever I eat, and you can't make a small stove."

"Hey!" YangMeng was annoyed, "Why? I'm not afraid of getting fat."

"You are my bodyguard and assistant, and your image is also part of my image." You Qi said.

YangMeng spoke eloquently, "Since I'm your bodyguard, I have to eat to be stronger. Besides, I'm not easy to gain weight, no matter how much I eat, I won't get fat. Sometimes I worry, why can't I get fat?"

"Don't worry about it!" YouQi said with a straight face, "You don't want to go out today, just share an ecological dinner with me!"

YangMeng yanked the door several times but failed to open it, and finally got angry and went to another room.

"Zhang Shengji Roast Duck Restaurant? I want a takeaway! A roast duck, it needs to be on the fat side, yes, yes... wait, replace the sweet noodle sauce with stinky tofu, and add more scallions!!"

You Qi walked into the living room with two plates of fruit, and as soon as he put them down, he heard the doorbell ring. He went to open the door full of doubts, and as soon as he opened it, he smelled a deadly fragrance.

"Your takeout."

YouQi held his breath, "I didn't order takeaway."

"I ordered it."

A chubby little head poked out from the next room, with a sinister smile on its face.

YouQi's face instantly darkened.

Five minutes later, while eating the sweet and sour high-nutrition organic fruit meal, You Qi squinted at the voracious second-hand man next to him with resentful eyes.Erhuo rolled the crispy and juicy roast duck slices into the pancakes, and then served them with sliced ​​scallions and shredded cucumbers. After taking a bite, he must show an intoxicated expression, and then turned his eyes to Youqi.

"Would you like some?"

Especially pretending not to hear.

YangMeng rolled another one and handed it to YouQi's mouth.

"Really don't try it?"

You Qi turned his head to the other side, "Get lost!"

"Actually, you really want to eat it, don't you?" YangMeng put his mouth close to YouQi's face this time, deliberately chewing very loudly, puffing his mouth full of praise, trying to choke the delicious taste into YouQi's breath.

You Qi turned his face to the side, because the distance between the two of them was too close, and under You Qi's eyelids was YangMeng's thin, greasy lips, and this mouth was about to open at this moment, biting towards the freshly rolled pancake.

YouQi found the right timing, and swished his mouth to YangMeng's. Before YangMeng could react, the roast duck went into YouQi's mouth. When he was shocked, he suddenly realized that his first kiss was gone, and it was still smelly. No tofu and scallions.

Sure enough, You Qi rushed to the bathroom without chewing twice.

YangMeng was stunned for a while, deliberately avoided the sensitive topic of first kiss, and laughed unscrupulously, "I know you can't help it, and you still want to sneak attack? Are you smoked enough?"

You Qi walked out of the bathroom with a tangled face, smacked her, and the creases between her brows suddenly relaxed.

"Don't tell me, the aftertaste is quite fragrant."

The smile on YangMeng's face froze for a moment, and he immediately turned to the remaining half plate of roasted duck slices, but it was a pity that he was a step too late.

"You are really shameless, who said you wouldn't eat it just now?"

"Grass, if you want to eat it, order a takeaway."

"You just eat, be careful to grow fat."

"Nimma! Save some for me!"

"Two bites left, one bite left, ahhh..."

"Gone."

After the meal, You Qi hugged YangMeng with a contented face, and said emotionally: "Meng Zi, thank you, it's been a long time since I ate so happily, and I only dare to eat like this when I'm with you. I've heard people say, If one person dares to fart loudly in front of another person, then the two will either become a husband and wife, or become friends for life."

"You should add one, if the two dare to chat with each other after eating stinky tofu and green onions."

especially,"……"

"Get the fuck away from me!!!!!!"

At night, YouQi stood in front of YangMeng in a heroic manner wearing well-fitting pajamas.

"Let's sleep together!"

"Thank you!" YangMeng was very polite, "I don't want to have nightmares at night, dreaming that I am incontinent."

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[Seeing the rewards from my dear friends, I am really touched!I thought that no one would care about it after it was over, but I didn't expect that there would be relatives thinking about it. I accepted this big red envelope, and I will update the episode in the next few days. PS: Tomorrow, Yin Zi will play tricks, and we will also take the opportunity to spy on the married life of the young couple. 】