Are You Addicted?

The dinner party is over, and the time for the bridal chamber has arrived.

Zhou Lingyun, Gu Yang, Yang Meng, You Qi, Liu Chong, Tong Zhe, Yan Yajing... and others followed Gu Hai and Bai Luo Yin to their new house, which was the small nest that had been renovated. They are going to spend an extraordinary night here.

Gu Hai and Bai Luo Yin came out of the elevator and took the keys to open the door, only to find that the door couldn't be opened.Bai Luo Yin's face changed, and he said eagerly to Gu Hai: "Quick, get a thin stick out, our door has been tampered with by them."

Gu Hai touched his body for a long time, finally took out an ear picking spoon and handed it to Bai Luo Yin.

Bai Luo Yin kept digging the lock cylinder with an ear digging spoon. Gu Hai saw that the number of elevators behind him was constantly rising, so he kept urging beside him, "Hurry up, they've reached the fifth floor, the eighth floor. One floor, ten floors..."

The number jumped to eighteen, Bai Luo Yin twisted his wrist, and the door finally opened.

At the same time, there was a ding sound from the elevator behind him.

Seven people rushed out together.

Bai Luo Yin and Gu Hai sprinted into the house and quickly went to close the door, but unfortunately, these seven people had already squeezed to the door.The door was barely closed by a small crack, and then a big crack was pushed out by a force from outside the door.Bai Luo Yin and Gu Hai tried their best to defend their wedding room, while the seven people outside spared no effort to break in.

Two people fight against seven people, the result can be imagined.

Six men and a woman broke into their den with smirks on their faces, and the bridal chamber officially began.

Soon, Bai Luo Yin and Gu Hai were stripped down to nothing but a pair of underwear, waiting naked for the seven of them.Bai Luoyin was fine, he had no enmity with You Qi and Yang Meng; the worst thing was Gu Hai, everyone in here had a relationship with him, and they were determined to pursue it back.

"Ahem..." Zhou Lingyun signaled the big guys to be quiet, "Let's follow the order we discussed in advance. The first link is a tacit understanding, and Liu Chong will read the specific rules for everyone."

There was a round of applause.

Bai Luo Yin and Gu Hai very tacitly cast a look of disdain.

Liu Chong read clearly: "Tips for the army to steal mobile phones...uh..." Feeling something was wrong, he immediately stuffed the note back into his trousers pocket, and looked at Zhou Lingyun in fear, "...I took the wrong note." After that, he hurriedly flipped through another note.

Zhou Lingyun said with a sullen face, "Go back and use your so-called tricks to search for ten mobile phones in the soldiers' dormitory. If there are a few less, you can buy a few with your own money. In short, you can make up ten for me."

Liu Chong nodded with a mournful face.

YangMeng was having fun on the sidelines, especially in charge of video recording. As soon as the camera was turned on, YangMeng's gloating face was captured.He decided to go back and make this video of the bridal chamber into an album. The cover uses YangMeng's expression, which vividly reflects the wretched mentality of the seven of them.

"The rules of this session are as follows. We will write idioms on the question board, and one person will make gestures and one person will guess. If you guess correctly, you will pass. If you guess correctly, you will use a cigarette butt to burn a hole in your underwear. At that time, we will put the cigarette butt in the In the flowerpot, the punished person is blindfolded, and another person directs him to touch the cigarette butt with his underwear, and a hole must be burned to be effective."

Bai Luo Yin protested, "This will definitely burn the flesh."

"If you have a good understanding, his heart will tell you which way to move and how much to move, and it will definitely not burn you. If you get burned, it proves that the tacit understanding between the two of you is not enough." Gu Yang stood aside Easier said than done.

Gu Hai encouraged Bai Luo Yin, "Don't worry, even if you get the wrong answer, I won't let you burn your butt, not to mention that we both will answer right."

After speaking, he asked the supervisor, Yan Yajing, "Is there a time limit?"

"Not yet." Yan Yajing said.

Bai Luo Yin frowned, "What do you mean not yet?"

The recorder TongZhe said, "We will remind you when the timeout expires."

Zhou Lingyun announced the official start of the game.

For the first idiom, Bai Luoyin gestured and Gu Hai came to guess.

"Three people, there must be my teacher."

This is simple... Bai Luoyin thought to himself, he first pulled Gu Hai to his side, then pulled Zhou Lingyun, and dragged them for a while.Then he cupped his fists and bowed to Zhou Lingyun, squinting at Gu Hai, Gu Hai had a confused expression on his face.Then Bai Luo Yin asked Gu Hai to clasp his fists together, and also bowed to Zhou Ling Yun.

Gu Hai suddenly realized.

"Two dragons playing with pigs (beads)!"

After answering, Gu Hai cocked the corners of his mouth self-righteously, as if to show how high his IQ was, he even guessed the homophonic idioms.In the end, when he looked back at the answer, everyone in the room was bursting with laughter, especially the video camera in his hand kept shaking, YangMeng almost had appendicitis from laughing.Even Gu Yang, who usually doesn't like to smile very much, couldn't hold back anymore, poked Gu Hai's chest muscles with his big hand, and praised with a smile, "You are really talented!"

Zhou Lingyun's face was so green that it was almost moldy.

Liu Chong reminded with a smile, "Chief, according to the rules, you will provide the cigarette butts."

Zhou Lingyun immediately took out a thick cigar, lit it and inserted it into the flowerpot.

You are really my mentor... Bai Luo Yin thought to himself.

After his eyes were blindfolded, Gu Hai walked towards the flower pot, he took a push-up position, moving his abdomen down to touch the cigarette butt.Because his arm has relatively strong control, he can control the size well, so as not to burn his skin.

According to Gu Hai's thinking, he wanted to burn the side of his waist, which is harmless and the best choice.

Bai Luo Yin began to carefully guide Gu Hai beside him.

"Front, further forward... Move a little more to the left, yes, your hands can touch the ground, move down slowly, now you are only one centimeter away from the cigarette butt..." Bai Luo Yin was sweating, "You You can try to move it a little bit more, do you feel the heat? Yes, that position is the cigarette butt, be careful...be careful..."

With the tacit cooperation of the husband and wife, the cigarette butt successfully landed on the edge of Gu Hai's underwear. He dodged it with a swish, and the movement was quite neat and beautiful. There was a hole in the edge of the underwear, and the skin inside was intact.

Gu Hai stood up with a sense of accomplishment, and unfastened the blindfold with his hands. At the same time, his lower body felt cold.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The men laughed wildly.

YanYaJing quickly turned her face away.

Our great talent, Gu Hai, he burned the elastic band of his underwear, lost the elastic, the upper edge of the underwear instantly loosened, and the underwear quickly fell to the bottom of the heel.

"Quickly grab his underwear!" Gu Yangyin shouted with a smile.

Bai Luo Yin hurried over, immediately pulled up Gu Hai's underwear, and then three or four men rushed over, rushing to grab Gu Hai's underwear.Bai Luo Yin held on to Gu Hai's underwear tightly and wouldn't let go. He fought fiercely like wild wolves against the perverts, and shouted angrily, "Don't you grow birds yourself? Why do you have to look at him?"

"I've never seen such a big one." YangMeng chuckled.

Gu Hai's underpants were about to be torn apart by others, and there was still an unscrupulous smile on his face. They were laughing at him, and he was laughing at Bai Luo Yin.It was the first time to see Bai Luo Yin protecting him in such a hurry, his heart was almost overjoyed.It's really different after getting married. I know it's a family, and I know how to protect my husband.

The uproar ended for a while, Gu Hai pinned his underpants with a pin, and started the next question.

For this question, Gu Hai gestured and Bai Luo Yin guessed.

"The land is vast and abundant..."

What an idiom that is difficult to express, it would be better if you can speak. It is really difficult to describe such an idiom with body language alone.

"Can you do it?" Gu Yang asked, "If you can't, just prepare the cigarette butts!"

Bai Luo Yin gave Gu Hai an encouraging look, you have to believe in our tacit understanding, no matter how obscure the gesture is, I can understand what you are talking about.

So, Gu Hai put Bai Luo Yin's hand on Xiao Haizi, then took his hand off again, shaking his head to express no.

Bai Luo Yin meditated for a moment, his eyes lit up.

"Brother, don't let your hair down."

As soon as these words came out, Gu Hai threw his arms around Bai Luo Yin, you are indeed my heart and soul, you know me so well! ! !

Everyone was shocked, is this all right?

Bai Luo Yin survived the disaster, and it was Gu Hai's turn to guess the next idiom.

"Nonsense..."

They murmured silently in their hearts, and then misinterpreted it into the habitual thinking of the two of them, and finally cast their eyes on YangMeng who had been yelling to see the big bird just now, and walked over with a wicked smile.

Before Yang Meng understood what was going on, Bai Luo Yin pressed Gu Hai's hand on Yang Meng's crotch.

"No chicken talk!" Gu Hai replied immediately.

YangMeng was stunned for an instant.

Then there was another burst of laughter, YouQi's camera fell to the ground, it was so funny! !

YangMeng's cheeks were so stretched that they were about to explode, who said I don't have a dick?My dick is just hiding it!If you really want to stick it out, you will definitely be scared to death!Speaking of this, I have to mention the ability that YangMeng is so proud of.When he was young, all the boys' birds were the same size, they often stood in a row and competed who could pee the farthest, YangMeng could always pee in front of everyone.From then on, he always thought his bird was the strongest bird in the world.

Bai Luo Yin and Gu Hai clapped hands to express their happy cooperation.

For the next idiom, it's Bai Luo Yin's turn to guess again.

"The husband sings and the wife follows."

Gu Hai thought about it, and he pulled TongZhe and YanYaJing over.

First, he strangled TongZhe's cheeks with his hands, and TongZhe's mouth was deformed, and he made an indistinct sound.Then he grabbed YanYaJing's cheeks, and then covered her mouth, forcing her to whine.

According to normal thinking, seeing this scene, Bai Luo Yin should be able to make a good guess.

The key is that his thinking has been distorted by Gu Hai.

This idiom flashed through Bai Luo Yin's mind, and then twisted into an evil version.

"Chickens talk to ducks!!"

With a pop, the water in Gu Yang's mouth sprayed out.

This idiom guessed too much to relieve hatred!

There was another burst of crazy laughter in the room.

TongZhe took out a pipe directly.