Are You Addicted?

Along the way, YanYaJing's car rode crookedly and collided with TongZhe's car several times. Fortunately, the distance between the front and rear cars was wide enough, otherwise it would be like a series of domino collisions.This little girl has never touched a bicycle since she was a child. When she was a child, she had a special car to pick her up and drop off from school. When she grew up, she drove by herself, so this car skill is completely learned. The master next to him is the person who was repeatedly hit by him on the guardrail .

After a lot of times, the person next to me couldn't stand it anymore.

"I said, why are you so excited when someone gets married?"

YanYaJing gave TongZhe a sideways look, but in the end she lost her mind in such a way that she slammed into TongZhe once again, which was not a good quality car.When the two adjusted their bicycles, there were already countless cars parked behind them, but the one in front was nowhere to be seen.

"Oops..." Yan Yajing turned her head to look at TongZhe, "Do you know Bai Luoyin's troops?"

TongZhe said that he had never been there.

YanYajing was worrying, when she had an idea, she turned on the navigation system on the front of the car.

Then, he said triumphantly to TongZhe, "How is it? The product I developed with the team is useful, right?"

TongZhe snorted coldly, "It's so-so."

"So-so? This is the first self-developed bicycle navigator in my country."

After finishing speaking, he stepped into the car arrogantly and took the lead, while TongZhe followed behind and watched her hips twist and turn.I still remember when I was a child in class, the teacher asked the students, if you had the opportunity to become something, what would you most want to become?Everyone answered Superman, Sword, Doll, etc. Only TongZhe said that he wanted to be the back seat of a girl's bicycle.

Bai Luo Yin and hundreds of officers and soldiers were sitting in the barracks waiting for the car horn to sound, but after waiting for a long time, nothing came.For a distance of [-] kilometers, welcoming the bride by bicycle is definitely a physical effort.No matter how strong our Young Master Gu is, we still have to ride for three or four hours to get there.

I looked at my watch, it was already past seven o'clock, I hope to go out, otherwise it's time to catch up with the morning rush hour.

Just as he was thinking, he suddenly heard a car bell ringing.

Bai Luo Yin opened the door curtain and looked outside, he couldn't help being stunned, Gu Hai was riding an old bicycle, sitting on the seat profusely in sweat.This bike is really tossing him to death, not to mention the missing pedals, and the chain fell off many times in the middle, and the red candied haws stuck in the rear seat, only one left is Shanlihong.

Even so, Gu Hai was still charming, he whistled and smiled at Bai Luo Yin with his eyes narrowed.

"Come up, brother will take you to the palace of marriage."

Ten years ago, Gu Hai rode the same bicycle and came to Bai Luo Yin's house. At that time, the words he said were "Come on, brother will take you to school".It was such an abrupt decision, he got on the rear frame of Gu Hai's bicycle, and since then created a ten-year relationship.Ten years later, Gu Hai came to Bai Luo Yin again, and what he said was to take him to the palace of marriage.

Bai Luo Yin was filled with emotions, and couldn't help but tease him in the tone he used back then.

"As for your broken car, it will fall apart when I get on it."

Gu Hai laughed, "You look down on people who ride bikes even when you're walking?"

The conversation back then was repeated verbatim by the two of them.No one reviewed it in advance, and no one thought hard about it. From the very beginning when these two people appeared in each other's lives, they were destined to be of great significance.

Bai Luo Yin still couldn't wake up from the aftertaste of being moved, so he was dragged back into the room by a few pairs of big hands, followed by seven or eight heads towards the door, choking all over the place.

"You don't take our leader seriously!"

"That is, a broken bicycle wants to fool our leader away?"

"You think our army is a scrap yard? Get such a broken bicycle!"

Bai Luoyin wanted to explain to everyone for Gu Hai, but he didn't even have a chance to intervene. This group of officers and soldiers are used to being abused, and today they managed to catch a high-ranking prince. Fan.

"Shout out the ten nicknames of our regiment leader, and it won't work if one is missing."

When Bai Luo Yin heard this, he became anxious, how could he make such a request?Isn't this a sign of embarrassment to him?Reluctantly, he has been squeezed to the innermost position, surrounded by more than a dozen people, no matter what he shouts, except for the few people around him, no one else can hear him.

"Shh, stop shouting, people are starting to shout, everyone listen carefully! Don't let in if it doesn't sound good!"

Bai Luo Yin wished he could find a crack in the wall and slip in.

"Yinzi! Baby..."

As soon as the word "baby" was called out, the inside boiled, and the officers and soldiers laughed so wildly!baby?Our most admired, most respected, and most powerful Bai Tuanchang, even sometimes let others call you baby?

"Little slut, little naughty hoof..."

Bai Luo Yin yelled embarrassingly, "Gu Hai, you've had enough!!"

This group of officers and soldiers laughed loudly and kept urging, "Keep talking, keep talking, we are willing to listen!"

Bai Luo Yin looked up to the sky and lamented, "Fuck, it's not nice to meet people!"Why did you find such a group of two hundred and five to help out?

After all ten shouts were finished, the group of officers and soldiers turned to Bai Luo Yin and asked, "Chief, he has already finished talking ten, should he be allowed in?"

Can Bai Luo Yin let him in?I lost my face.

"Our leader Bai said that your answer to this question is very unsatisfactory, and he is unwilling to let you in. How about this, you answer a few more questions for us, and then consider whether to let you in if the answer is correct."

All that said, let's bring up the first question.

"What color is the underwear Commander Bai is wearing today?"

As soon as this question was asked, Bai Luo Yin immediately interjected, "This question is too childish."

Indeed, without even thinking about it, Gu Hai said, "Light gray boxers."

A few men pulled down Bai Luo Yin's trousers a few centimeters, exposing the edge of his underwear, and found that it was exactly what Gu Hai said.Originally, Bai Luoyin's underwear was bought by Gu Hai and washed by Gu Hai, even if he was asked how many threads were on his underwear, he would probably be able to answer fluently.

"No, the question just now was too simple. Let me ask you one more question. What is the current weight of our regiment leader Bai? To be specific, it's not even one or two."

Gu Hai replied in a deep voice: "The net weight is 73 kilograms and three taels."

As soon as the words were finished, a group of men pushed Bai Luo Yin onto the scale, took off his clothes and shoes, leaving only a pair of underpants that weighed negligibly.Looking at the display screen again, I can't believe it, it's really not bad.

"Leader, let him in!" Liu Chong on the side was so moved that he was about to die.

Unexpectedly, Bai Luo Yin didn't let go of his mouth, so what's the point of torture?It's a bit difficult.

So, more wickedness came.

"Please answer the length and width of Captain Bai's face, the distance between the eyebrows, the height of the bridge of the nose, and the length of the chin."

As soon as this question was asked, everyone was amazed, this is too cruel!

Unexpectedly, Gu Hai replied confidently: "The face is 20.3 cm long, 12.7 cm wide, the distance between the eyebrows is 36 cm, the height of the bridge of the nose is 1.3 cm, and the length of the chin is 33 cm."

A group of people gathered around Bai Luo Yin, one of them held a ruler in his hand, and started to measure one after another. After measuring one, he compared it with the data given by Gu Poster, and after measuring one, he compared it, and waited for all of them to compare and play, everyone was dumbfounded.

So, someone began to denounce the questioner, "Are you in collusion with him?"

The questioner looked aggrieved, "I just met him today."

Even Bai Luo Yin was surprised, when did Gu Hai measure it?Why doesn't he know?

This group of officers and soldiers was aroused by Gu Hai's fluent answers, and they had a strong desire to challenge. Another person stepped forward and asked a question that defied the sky, "How many pubic hairs does Captain Bai have?"

As soon as I finished asking, I was beaten by everyone, "You are too evil, I just thought about it, how dare you ask!"

Bai Luo Yin's face turned green, are you planning to rebel?

"Captain Bai, why are you so excited? We were just joking, and he definitely won't be able to answer."

"That's right, hahaha..."

In the end, when the crowd had had enough trouble, Gu Hai actually reported a number. Whether this number was correct or not, only Bai Luo Yin knew it well.

"We don't believe it, we have to check and check!" The inside shouted loudly.

Unexpectedly, after being made things difficult for N times just now, Gu Hai didn't get angry, but as soon as he said these words, he immediately exploded.

"You dare to take off his pants!"

"Just try it!"

A group of military hooligans gathered together, coaxing and bluffing, quite arrogant.Poor Gu Hai, the large army hasn't arrived yet, so he can only fight alone, desperately defending his own territory from being invaded by others.

Bai Luo Yin was really hurt, he stood behind the crowd and shouted angrily: "You let him in!"

"Let him in?" Liu Chong said imposingly, "We think he is too evil and extremely unreliable, we don't feel at ease handing you over to him, don't you think so?"

With one order, hundreds of people responded.

I rub, I am the groom, are you the groom?Listen to me, listen to you?Bai Luo Yin also participated in the struggle.

As a result, the wedding ceremony turned into a chaotic scene in which the two grooms were besieged by everyone, and they wanted to be together but were blocked by many obstacles, until a sea of ​​red flames appeared in the far east.

The group of officers and soldiers were all quiet, no one was making a fuss, and their eyes were staring straight.

The one-kilometer-long convoys converged on the training ground one after another, the red flames began to spread, and the beautiful faces were like delicate peonies, all of them competing for beauty.

This is 99 beauty!There are only 99 people in total here, even if they are shared equally, one person can still share 10!