Are You Addicted?

"Hey, why did you marry me?" Gu Hai frowned, "I even gave the dowry, and my parents called me, no matter what, I should marry you!"

"Stop doing that!" Bai Luo Yin looked at Gu Hai with a provocative expression, "Don't think that I don't remember anything when I drink too much, I asked you if I could marry me that night, but you clearly agreed For nothing."

Gu Hai immediately retorted, "You can remember things when you drink too much, but I don't remember anything when I drink too much. Who knows if you took the opportunity to blackmail me at that time? Let me tell you, I signed it when I was unconscious. All agreements are void, let alone verbal agreements."

Bai Luo Yin raised his eyebrows, "Even if the promise made that day is invalid, I should marry you! I am a military officer with thousands of troops under my command, how can I humble myself and marry you, a businessman?"

Gu Hai didn't care about Bai Luo Yin's provocation.

"You are a dignified military officer. You can't kneel down and marry me, but you can kneel down and scream under me? I don't know which backbone officer it was last night. It's rubbing against my dick! Husband, hubby Come in quickly, I can't take it anymore..." Gu Hai imitated exaggeratedly.

"Get out of here!!" Bai Luo Yin beat him up, "Stop talking nonsense, when did I call you husband?"

For some reason, the word "husband" popped out of Bai Luo Yin's mouth, stronger than Viagra.Every time Gu Hai heard it, his heart would itch, it was a wonderful feeling that was indescribable.So, after being punched countless times, Gu Hai domineeringly held Bai Luo Yin in his arms, and put Bai Luo Yin's hand on his crotch with a smirk.

"I told you not to mess with me, you see, you just talked about me."

Bai Luo Yin was completely speechless towards Gu Hai, last night the two of them were chatting about serious matters, and when they talked about coping strategies for a bridal chamber, it was Nima who fought for half the night.Just woke up now, and before he could say a few serious words, this guy changed the subject again.

"Should we both go for a pre-marital check-up first? I suspect you have incontinence syndrome." Bai Luo Yin said.

Gu Hai smiled and rubbed his stubble against Bai Luo Yin's neck, "I don't know why, I just want to fuck you when I see you."

Bai Luo Yin clasped Gu Hai's head hard with his big hands, and said coldly, "Let's talk about the business first."

Gu Hai was silent.

Bai Luo Yin gave Gu Hai a black look, "Don't pout your lips, it's useless!"

Gu Hai had no choice but to turn his attention back.

Bai Luo Yin still used the same old sayings, leaving the matter of welcoming the bride to him.

Gu Hai changed his tone this time, "What good is it for you to welcome the bride? As a groom, you will have to make things difficult when you get here. It is good to stuff red envelopes. If you are made to do something embarrassing, don't worry. Let me give you a price cut for this officer! Leave this kind of dirty work to me, I'm used to thick skin, and I can handle even disgusting demands."

"Stop!" Bai Luo Yin didn't listen to Gu Hai's fooling around, "Don't put on a face that thinks of me, I can bear it in my heart! You'd better worry about yourself! And welcome your relatives? Can you give it to me? If I drag three men, I will submit to you! All female soldiers, have you ever heard of a groom bringing a huge group of bridesmaids to greet his bride?"

"You don't understand this." Gu Hai was still struggling, "Think about it, is it the bridesmaid who is more likely to be troubled, or the best man? Of course it is the best man! The officers and soldiers at the head will definitely come to open the door; on the contrary, if you want to come to me to welcome the bride, the bridesmaids on my side will definitely punish you to death. Those officers and soldiers can't deal with women, and you won't be able to marry me gone."

Bai Luo Yin waved his hand, "If you don't marry me, then I don't want it, whoever loves it will want it."

"What did you say?" Gu Hai was so angry that he poked Bai Luo Yin's waist.

Bai Luo Yin laughed and ran to hide, the two of them argued for a while, and finally stopped, deciding whether luck will determine the outcome.

"Scissors, paper, rock!"

In the first round, the two of them all stretched out the rocks, in the second round, Gu Hai continued with the rocks, and Bai Luo Yin was the cloth.

Thus, Bai Luo Yin cheered happily.

"Two wins in three rounds!" Gu Hai cheated.

Two wins in three rounds will be two wins in three rounds, Bai Luoyin will still win if he makes another move.

Gu Hai raised his thick eyebrows, "Three wins out of five!"

"Get out!" Bai Luo Yin was annoyed, "Are you so shameless?"

Gu Hai rubbed his face shyly, grabbed Bai Luo Yin's hand, and begged in a good-tempered manner: "How about this, we don't need to marry each other, each of us will have a kiss, what do you think?"

When Gu Hai said this, Bai Luo Yin thought about it seriously.To let Gu Hai be a bride and wait for him to marry him is a bit unrealistic to be honest, after all, his condition is not inferior, even better than his own, so there is no reason to marry him.But if Bai Luoyin is really allowed to marry, Bai Luoyin is not happy, even a man is not happy.

"Okay, that's it."

The two of them clapped their hands together, and the agreement was completed, and a tick was drawn.

"Next question." Bai Luo Yin focused on looking at the small notebook, "Let's discuss what to send out at the wedding banquet. I don't want to give out wedding candy. I think it's very uncreative to send out wedding candy."

Gu Hai looked at Bai Luo Yin's eyes flickering, shrewd and cautious, and his demeanor was especially touching, he couldn't help stretching out his hand to pinch his face.

"Hold on!"

There was a roar without any warning, and Gu Hai quickly retracted his hand in fright.

Bai Luo Yin suddenly remembered something, and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Why don't we give everyone a bag of pot-flavored dicks?"

After he finished speaking, he burst out laughing, Gu Haijun's face darkened, and he immediately pounced on Bai Luoyin to ravage him. Bai Luoyin continued to laugh until he lost his strength in the end, lying on Gu Hai's eldest son, slowly breathing out.

Gu Hai patted Bai Luo Yin's buttocks with his hand, and asked with feigned anger, "Have you laughed enough?"

Just as Bai Luo Yin finished nodding, he giggled again.

Gu Hai was so angry that his teeth were itching, "You can count on this joke for the rest of your life!"

When Bai Luo Yin's mood stabilized, Gu Hai suddenly had an inspiration.

"Let's distribute a pack of heroin each!"

The corner of Bai Luo Yin's mouth twitched, "Can you afford it?"

"Of course it's not real drugs, it's just marked on the package."

Bai Luo Yin thought for a while, "This is quite creative, but we have to make a good deal with the public security department first, so we don't get married by then, and we both go in."

"Don't worry, I will never forget this."

"That's about it..." Bai Luo Yin poked Gu Hai's nose with the cap of his pen, "I will discuss the layout of the venue after I finish visiting the venue."

Gu Hai nodded, his eyes were full of lewd light.

"Then we should get down to business?"

"Busy business?" Bai Luo Yin wondered, "Is there any business we haven't done?"

When Gu Hai saw that Bai Luo Yin had forgotten, he ruthlessly pressed Bai Luo Yin to his crotch.

"Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss." Bai Luo Yin struggled to break free, "I have to go to my parents' place soon... um..." His mouth was sealed.

Bai Han Qi and Aunt Zou were taking out all the clothes in the closet at home, but when it came to an important occasion, only one suitable dress was missing.

"No way..." Aunt Zou shook her head in the mirror, "Is my dress too plain?"

Bai Han Qi was holding a half-meter-long cucumber, and he was chewing it vigorously beside him, and he didn't hear what Aunt Zou was saying at all.

"Old Bai! I'm asking you something!" Aunt Zou repeated again.

Bai Han Qi remained indifferent.

Aunt Zou strode over, knocked the cucumber in Bai Han Qi's hand to the ground, and said angrily, "Every time I talk to you, I can't hear you! It's a waste to have your ears on your head, you have to take them off!"

Bai Han Qi chuckled twice, "If I could catch it, I would have already caught it!"

Aunt Zou was furious, her clothes were already thin, and after such a heavy breath, two buttons on her belly were undone.Embarrassed, Aunt Zou hurried back to the bedroom to look for other clothes, thinking in her heart: It's terrible, luckily I tried it at home first, if this kind of thing happened at the wedding, it would be really embarrassing.

After changing his clothes and coming back, he saw Bai Han Qi picked up that cucumber and ate it again.

Immediately black face, "How many times have I told you? Don't eat anything that falls on the ground. My son gave you so much money. Why don't you keep it?"

"No matter how much money you have, you can't waste it! Isn't our floor cleaned every day?"

Bai Han Qi came from hard times and always advocated thrift. If he knew that Gu Hai had spent so much money in order to propose to his son, he would definitely have to veto the marriage on the spot.

The two of them were choking, when Bai Luo Yin and Gu Hai opened the door and entered.

"How can it be so lively?" Gu Hai smiled and exchanged greetings with the old couple, "I heard the voices of both of you in the corridor."

Bai Han Qi complained to Gu Hai, "I picked up the cucumber that fell on the floor and ate it, but your aunt scolded me."

Gu Hai finally knew where Bai Luo Yin's unhygienic style came from, but if it happened to the father-in-law, it's another matter.

"As long as the floor is clean, it doesn't matter if you pick it up and eat it. If it's not clean, you won't get sick if you eat it!"

Bai Luo Yin stabbed Gu Hai at the side, and warned in a low voice, "Next time I will pick up the things that fell on the floor and eat them, so don't scold me again!"

"You can't!" Gu Hai immediately changed his tone, "You dare to pick one up and try!"

What the hell... Bai Luo Yin replied inwardly.