Are You Addicted?

On a rare weekend, Gu Hai decided to make dumplings for dinner.

Bai Luoyin was helping to roll the dumpling wrappers beside him, he could barely see it, but the speed was too slow, it couldn't match Gu Hai's speed of making dumplings.So Gu Hai disgustedly pushed Bai Luo Yin aside to watch the excitement, he was busy rolling out the skins and then making dumplings for a while.

The dumplings made by Gu Hai are typically thin-skinned and filled with large fillings, and each one is rolled into a round belly, looking very happy.Bai Luo Yin wanted to try it too, so he took out a dumpling wrapper, scooped up some filling on it with a spoon, pinched it like Gu Hai did, repaired it after pinching it, and held it in front of Gu Hai's eyes.

"How is it? Not bad, right?"

Gu Hai cast a gloomy glance at Bai Luo Yin, his firm thin lips slightly raised.

"Okay, it's good, take it and play while playing, be obedient!"

Bai Luo Yin, "..."

The two of them could eat a whole family's worth of dumplings, Gu Hai made it all by himself, and Bai Luo Yin was really bored, so he just sat next to him, reminiscing about the bitterness and thinking about the sweetness.

"When I was young, my family only ate dumplings during the New Year and festivals. At that time, my grandparents were quite tough. Usually my grandma rolled the dumpling wrappers, and my grandpa made them. I watched from the side, and my dad waited at the dining table. eat."

Gu Hai stopped the movements of his hands, and couldn't help but sighed, "My grandfather was gone as soon as I was born. In my impression, my grandma never cooked. At that time, the army assigned two cooks to my family. There are also babysitters, house workers, when I was a child, I was always in charge of what I ate, and I couldn’t eat whatever I wanted.”

Bai Luo Yin's eyes showed surprise, "Wait a minute... I remember when we first met, you told me that your grandfather was always paralyzed and incontinent, why are you now saying that your grandfather died before you were born?" No more? How many grandpas do you have?"

"Just one!" Gu Hai was stunned, "I said my grandpa was paralyzed? Did you remember wrongly?"

Bai Luo Yin's eyes were firm, "I remember correctly, it was you who said it. Back then when you came to my house for dinner, my grandpa sprayed it all over the table. On the way back, I apologized to you. You told me that your grandpa did the same."

Gu Hai's heart skipped a beat as he remembered that he had indeed said that.Grass, why do you remember such little things?

Bai Luo Yin immediately saw what was going on in Gu Hai's heart, and his expression was bitter.

"You didn't fool me a little back then, didn't you?"

"Where?" Gu Hai sneered, "Didn't I just want to get close to you?"

Bai Luo Yin snorted coldly, turned his head and kneaded the dough in his hand.

Gu Hai suddenly remembered Bai Luo Yin at that time, carrying a ragged schoolbag, wearing a leaky school uniform, sleeping like a chicken coop with his hair all day long, and occasionally wearing a pulley to class... the more he thought about it, the happier he was , couldn't help stretching out his hand, grabbing the little monster under Bai Luo Yin's crotch.

"Monkeys steal peaches!" There was a burst of obscene laughter.

Startled, Bai Luo Yin angrily punched Gu Hai's butt a few times, then took out a small object from his pocket and handed it to Gu Hai.

"Put this in a dumpling."

Gu Hai picked it up, looked at it, and asked, "What is this?"

"It's just a small jade pendant. It was given to me by a recruit, who said it was consecrated in my hometown. Wearing it will keep my life safe."

Gu Hai's eyes narrowed into a line, "Why did he give you this thing?"

"Isn't it common for subordinates to give gifts to their superiors?" Bai Luoyin urged, "Hurry up and wrap it up. When I was young, my grandma used to make steel packages, saying that whoever gets it will be blessed. Let's try it too and see who is more blessed. "

Gu Hai couldn't hold back Bai Luo Yin, so he had to wash the jade pendant and wrap it in dumplings.

While eating the dumplings, Gu Hai said to Bai Luo Yin: "This time, the company has a surplus of funds. I bought a luxury house in the Olympic Village and gave it to you."

The chopsticks in Bai Luo Yin's hand stopped abruptly, he raised his head and looked at Gu Hai, his eyes filled with dark fire.

"Are you out of your mind?! I own a house, my parents have a house, and you have a house yourself. Why are you buying a house?"

Gu Hai looked at Bai Luo Yin with a half-smile, "One day when we break up, you can save something..."

Bai Luo Yin picked up a dumpling and threw it over, Gu Hai stretched out his hand and caught it with his chopsticks.

With a smile on his face, he stuffed it into his mouth, and returned to the seriousness, "Bring it to the two of us for retirement."

"Why do you need such a big house for the elderly? We have no children..."

Gu Hai put down his chopsticks, and there was a hint of longing in his tough eyes, "I've already thought about it, the house has three floors, with more than ten rooms on each floor. One room is enough for the two of us, and the rest of the house They are all used to raise dogs, all kinds of pet dogs, we can plan the land outside and build a few sheds to raise donkeys, what do you think?"

To be honest, Bai Luo Yin thought that Gu Hai's unreliable longing was... quite good.At that time, I had retired and came back from a walk every day. As soon as I entered the house, a group of dogs jumped on me. Thinking about it, I felt very happy.

"The head of the household has been changed to your name." Bai Luo Yin said, "One day when the organization investigates personal property and finds out that I have a luxury house, what should I do if I'm suspected of taking bribes?"

"Who dares to investigate you?" Gu Hai's eyes revealed a ferocious look, "He dares to investigate for a military officer? He dares to investigate a member of the Military Commission? He dares to investigate the commander of the Air Force?"

Bai Luo Yin's eyes lit up, he immediately slapped the table and laughed loudly, "I like to hear that."

"Cheers to our bright future!"

After drinking a glass of wine, Bai Luo Yin said to Gu Hai, "I might have to leave in a few days."

Gu Hai almost choked on the dumpling in his mouth.

"Go? Where are you going?" My heart suddenly pulled together.

Bai Luoyin's face darkened, "Next month, the Air Force will be inspected by the Central Military Commission. In order to achieve the best training effect, we may need to move the training venue and conduct training in a fully enclosed manner. The superiors attach great importance to this military parade. I will not only lead the troops Training, and there is an air show, the task is quite heavy, so..."

Gu Hai struggled to swallow the dumpling in his mouth.

"Okay, you go, perform well, maybe I will apply for admission to watch."

"Why are you so happy this time?" Bai Luo Yin was puzzled.

I am happy?I'm almost heartbroken! !But in order to make Bai Luo Yin feel better, Gu Hai insisted, "I support your work."

Bai Luo Yin's complexion changed, and he didn't continue to say anything.

The two ate up all the dumplings, and went to the kitchen to wash the dishes together. While doing the washing, Bai Luo Yin suddenly remembered something, turned his head to Gu Hai and asked, "Where did my dumplings go?"

"What dumplings?" Gu Hai asked.

Bai Luo Yin had an astonished expression, "The dumpling with the jade pendant!! You forgot? Which of us got it?"

Gu Hai's expression froze, "I didn't eat it."

"I didn't eat either."

But... there are no dumplings left! !

Bai Luo Yin, Gu Hai, "...!!!"

In the evening, after two o'clock, Gu Hai sat up suddenly, his stomach churning.

Bai Luo Yin rubbed his eyes and looked at him, "What's wrong with you?"

Gu Hai showed a confused look, "The Buddha has manifested."

Bai Luo Yin, "..."

In the morning of the next day, Bai Luo was wearing a neat military uniform, stepped on military boots, walked to the training ground in a heroic manner, and walked back and forth in front of the team with his usual serious face. body shuttle.

"Hello, Chief!!" Uniform military salutes and resounding slogans.

Bai Luo Yin faced the soldiers, but there was still no expression on his face.

"I haven't watched your training for a few days, have you been lazy recently?" asked a majestic voice.

There is a sparse area underneath, "No."

Bai Luo Yin's face turned black immediately, "Didn't you eat yet? Shout again!"

"No laziness!!!" Shocking.

Bai Luo Yin nodded in satisfaction, walked to the middle of the line, and checked everyone's mental outlook.

Suddenly a soldier called to report, "Chief, I have a stomachache."

At the same time as Bai Luo Yin nodded, he suddenly thought of Gu Hai from last night, and his heart was full of joy.But he couldn't be happy in front of the soldiers, he had to maintain a serious image, so he endured it desperately.Enduring it, he found that the few soldiers not far from him also had an uncontrollable smile on their faces.

Could it be that they saw what I was thinking?Or did the look on my face betray my heart?Bai Luo Yin's nerves tensed up, but he quickly ruled out this thought, how could he be detected by others because he concealed it so well.

So he continued to walk with his head held high, walking steadily between rows of soldiers.

As a result, he found that more and more people were secretly having fun, and their eyes were all directed at themselves.

Finally, Bai Luo Yin was furious, grabbed a soldier by the collar, and asked sharply: "Training is a serious matter, are you so funny?"

Not only did the soldier not turn pale with astonishment as usual, but he also didn't tense up, and laughed out loud.

With his smile, the entire army behind him laughed.

Bai Luo Yin's face suddenly changed color, and before he could react, an officer came over and dragged Bai Luo Yin away.

"I said, my sister-in-law is bold enough!"

Bai Luo Yin didn't understand, he looked at him suspiciously.

The officer coughed lightly, motioning Bai Luo Yin to look down.

It didn't matter if Bai Luo Yin saw it, his face turned purple after seeing it.

There is a clear five-finger print on his crotch, white, covering the entire lifeblood.

"Monkey steals peaches!"

The four words that Gu Hai uttered when he attacked him unexpectedly appeared in Bai Luo Yin's mind, and his heart almost exploded with anger.It's okay to make such a fuss, but yesterday he had a face!Have a face! !