Are You Addicted?
Chapter 160 What a Big Oolong!
As soon as the beauty from Beiying left, Mengmeng's alluring face instantly became hideous.
"Fuck, you're suffocating me, next time you don't need me for this kind of thing."
YouQi cheerfully put his arm on YangMeng's shoulder, and praised: "To be honest, you performed well today, and I found that you have a unique potential to be a woman. Why don't you cut that thing off, anyway, growing there will be a hindrance .”
"Grass, do you think you can become a bitch by cutting off the dick and digging a hole?"
YouQi abruptly blocked YangMeng's mouth, "I said, be more reserved, you haven't taken off your makeup yet."
"Anyway, she's gone too." YangMeng made a gesture to take off the wig on top of his head.
YouQi stopped YangMeng, "Why are you in such a hurry? Now you have taken off your wig, wearing such sexy clothes, wearing such heavy makeup, and wearing a cropped cut, are you trying to scare people?"
YangMeng had a nonchalant expression.
"Anyway, no one knows me. I can scare whoever I like. It's better than scaring myself."
"How beautiful!"
YouQi is still coveting YangMeng's makeup at the moment.
YangMeng swung his fist, YouQi swiftly dodged it, but YangMeng missed, and was stumbled by his own high-heeled shoes. Fortunately, YouQi reacted in time and grabbed YangMeng's waist to avoid being caught. Come clothes and kiss the earth.
"Anyway, she's gone too, so you should leave as soon as possible." YangMeng couldn't get angry.
YouQi asked, "Where am I going?"
"Where are you going? Go home!"
You Qi tugged at the clothes on his body, "I rented these too, and they are the same as yours. If you go to remove makeup and change clothes, I don't have to go?"
YangMeng rolled his eyes viciously in his heart.
Forget it, anyway, I've already spent a day with him, and it's not too late.
There is a car beauty maintenance center next to the makeup and styling shop. This Saturday, Bai Luoyin and Gu Hai drove their beloved car here for maintenance as usual.
Sitting inside and waiting for a while, Bai Luo Yin kept yawning.
"I'll go out and smoke a cigarette to refresh myself."
After all, he walked out.
Bai Luo Yin stood at the door, lit a cigarette, and smoked comfortably.
Not far away, a couple walked over.
Originally, Bai Luo Yin didn't have a penchant for standing on the street and watching people, but this couple was really cool, handsome man and beautiful woman, as if they stepped out of a TV series.Bai Luo Yin couldn't help but take a second look, only to find that the man looked more and more familiar, and the more he looked more familiar, then he walked a few steps towards the styling shop next to him.
You Qi had already walked in front of Bai Luo Yin's eyes, Bai Luo Yin dared to confirm.
"It's really you!"
You Qi was stunned for a moment, and then saw Bai Luo Yin.
"Why are you here?"
Bai Luo Yin pointed to the shop next to him, "I came here with Gu Hai to wash the car."
YangMeng was standing next to YouQi, almost kicking his high heels out of his feet in fright, damn it!Why is Bai Luo Yin here?I'm stupid, is this me driving me to a dead end?YangMeng shook off his tears, turned around, and felt like getting under the wheel of the car.
What should I do?God is going to kill me! !
YangMeng beat his chest twice in grief and indignation, his heart suddenly moved, and traces of light flashed out.
I am a woman!
Yes, I am a woman, what am I afraid of?
Anyway, the two of them are chatting here, as long as I take the opportunity to run into the stylist shop, no matter how good his eyes are, Bai Luo Yin won't be able to recognize me with these few steps, right?
Thinking about it, YangMeng turned around.
Bai Luo Yin had been staring at her back for a long time, and finally when Yang Meng turned around, he couldn't help being amazed in his heart, she really was a great beauty!
"Then who is it?" Bai Luo Yin deliberately asked You Qi.
You Qi didn't dare to laugh, "My former classmate."
"Tsk tsk..." Bai Luo Yin had a detective look on his face, "Isn't it? I saw that you two were talking and laughing when you walked over just now, the relationship is very close!"
Especially vague.
Bai Luo Yin tugged You Qi's clothes again, "You look so handsome, are you here on a date?"
"When am I not so handsome?"
"Aren't you going to introduce your buddies?" Bai Luo Yin insisted.
You Qi endured so much that his stomach was twitching, you two grew up wearing a pair of underpants, why do you need me to introduce you?
YangMeng's feet had already stepped up a step, upon hearing this, he quickened his pace.In the end, he forgot that he was wearing high heels, so he sprained his foot in such a jump, and almost rolled down the steps.
Seeing the situation, Bai Luo Yin pushed You Qi, "Aren't you going to give him a hand?"
You Qi glanced at Yang Meng with pity, and walked over while holding back a smile.
Bai Luo Yin also followed.
YangMeng grinned in pain, and rushed towards the store just like that.
"Hey, Mengmeng, are you okay?" You Qi supported YangMeng.
YangMeng squeezed out a few words between his teeth, "If you dare to tell him that I am YangMeng, I can't kill you."
You Qi stuck to YangMeng's ear and said, "Don't worry, Bai Luo Yin won't see it."
At this moment, Bai Luo Yin had already walked to You Qi and Yang Meng's side. Yang Meng lowered his head on purpose, and gathered the long hair on both sides to the middle, covering two-thirds of his face.
"Is she the legendary beauty from Beiying?" Bai Luo Yin asked You Qi.
You Qi's expression froze for a moment, then he nodded.
"Hello, senior."
Today, Bai Luo Yin rarely had the pleasure to strike up a conversation with a stranger.
YangMeng felt so embarrassed, his good buddy who played with him since he was a child, actually called him Senior Sister! !This kind of blow is not something ordinary people can bear!
Seeing that Yang Meng kept his head down and didn't speak, Bai Luo Yin was a little puzzled. It was said that girls majoring in acting in Beijing Film Academy are very open. Are you still stage fright?Thinking of this, Bai Luo Yin looked at Yang Meng a few more times, but the more he looked, the more familiar he looked.
"Especially, why do I think she looks like a person?"
You Qi was taken aback, "Isn't it? Maybe all the female stars now look the same."
Plastic surgery?Bai Luo Yin thought in his heart, to make it look like Yang Meng?Which hospital has such a high standard that it looks like it came out of a mother's womb?
"Sister, can I ask you something?" Bai Luo Yin took the initiative to strike up a conversation.
YangMeng trembled suddenly, lowered his voice and raised his voice to ask: "What's the matter?"
Bai Luo Yin glanced at You Qi, "Can you temporarily lend me your girlfriend for 2 minutes? Just 2 minutes, and I'll return it to you as soon as I run out."
You Qi coughed twice, "Then I'll go in and change, and you two can chat."
After finishing speaking, I went overboard first.
YangMeng's proud twin peaks fluctuated irregularly with the rhythm, betraying his nervousness.
"Sister, I have a buddy named YangMeng, I think he looks very similar to you, do you know him?"
YangMeng shook his head, "I don't know."
Bai Luo Yin suddenly stretched out his hand, and went straight to Yang Meng's C-cup. Yang Meng couldn't dodge it, and was hit in the chest instantly.
"Senior, don't get me wrong, I just saw that your chest is crooked, so I'll fix it for you." Bai Luo Yin's mouth overflowed with a smirk.
Hearing this, YangMeng knew that he was completely exposed.
He also raised his head, brushed his hair back, and looked at Bai Luo Yin with a desperate expression, don't look down on me!Don't look at me with strange eyes!This is my selfless devotion, eliminating disasters for others!
Bai Luo Yin was a bit dumbfounded, "Why are you dressed like this? Life is too empty?"
YangMeng sighed, when it came to this, he didn't need to hide it anymore, and told Bai Luo Yin the whole story.
After Bai Luo Yin finished listening, he gave a four-word evaluation.
"You two are really good!"
YangMeng was embarrassed, "Well... I'll go in and change first."
Bai Luo Yin grabbed Yang Meng, "Why are you in such a hurry? How can such a fine work of art be destroyed? Let me appreciate it. Not to mention, this hairdressing shop is really not bad. Didn't recognize it was you."
Bai Luo Yin fiddled with Yang Meng, studied his whole body, and didn't forget to take the opportunity to tease him, where would he usually find such a beautiful woman who doesn't want money and doesn't break the law?
Gu Hai waited inside for a while, wondering in his heart, why did he smoke this cigarette for so long?
He was also a little bored, and wanted to go out to get some air, but he stopped suddenly as soon as he reached the door.
His good daughter-in-law was standing outside, flirting with the beautiful woman openly. The beautiful woman struggled to give way, with a helpless expression, but Bai Luo Yin was relentless.Not to mention cuddling and cuddling, but also Nima sneaking up on other people's breasts, and even reaching under the girl's skirt...
Gu Hai thought he was wrong.
Then he rubbed his eyes and wiped the glass, and found that it was indeed Bai Luo Yin.
Gu Hai's heart was occupied by a wave of fury, wishing he could rush out and strangle that woman right now, and carry Bai Luo Yin home to commit domestic violence.But past experience told him not to be impulsive, he had to calm down and observe for a while, this didn't look like what Bai Luo Yin did, maybe there was something tricky hidden in it.
I need to calm down, I need to calm down, I can't go out now... Gu Hai hinted to himself.
When he turned his eyes outside again, the beautiful woman had disappeared, and Bai Luo Yin had an expression that was still unfinished.
Damn, I can't take it anymore, the one who can calm down now is the silly B!
Gu Hai rushed out with big strides.
Bai Luo Yin was walking in, his eyes were still looking at the shop next to him, he didn't notice that there was someone in front of him at all, and he bumped into Gu Hai just like that.
"Hey, I was just about to go in and tell you something, so funny!"
Gu Hai's face was frighteningly gloomy, his eyes staring at Bai Luo Yin like a mad lion.
"Do you want to tell me that you molested beautiful women on the street?"
Bai Luo Yin wasn't happy enough, "How did you know?"
Gu Hai paused every word, his breath was choking and frightening.
"Because-for-I-saw-saw."
Seeing Gu Hai's expression, Bai Luo Yin guessed that he must have misunderstood, so he hurriedly explained, "That's not a woman, it's Yang Meng pretending to be, hehe...you didn't see it either, did you?"
"I really didn't see it." Gu Hai looked at Bai Luo Yin with sad eyes, "Can you think of a more plausible excuse?"
"I didn't lie to you!" Bai Luo Yin said firmly.
Gu Hai stood there with a dark face and didn't say a word, it could be seen that he was still trying to suppress his anger.No matter how Bai Luo Yin explained it, he was angry anyway, whether you were molesting a beautiful woman or Yang Meng, as a husband I just feel unhappy.If you don't give a serious reason today, don't think about this matter!
Bai Luo Yin lost his patience, "Believe it or not!"
Turning around to enter the store, I saw a person coming out of the store next to me.
"YangMeng!"
Bai Luo Yin shouted.
Originally, when Gu Hai heard the name YangMeng, he thought about the truth of Bai Luoyin's words, but it turns out that YangMeng walked out after changing clothes, completely different from the beautiful woman Gu Hai saw just now. Not like, how can he believe this?
Bai Luo Yin, however, seemed to have caught a savior, and directly dragged Yang Meng to Gu Hai.
"I didn't lie to you, did I?"
Gu Hai still had a negative face, "Don't tell me, he is the same as that woman just now?"
Yang Mengzu was startled, and ruthlessly tugged at Bai Luoyin's cuff, shit, didn't you promise me that you would never say anything about it?
Bai Luo Yin was dumbfounded, it seemed that he really agreed to Yang Meng.
How can this be done?
Gu Hai gave Bai Luoyin ten seconds to answer, but during this time period, Bai Luoyin didn't say a word, but YangMeng just kept pretending to be stupid.
"What kind of girl? Zizi, what did Gu Hai say? How can there be a girl? Why can't I understand?"
You are enough... Bai Luo Yin squeezed out these three words from between his teeth, I will try my best to protect you, so don't take revenge for your kindness!
"Fuck, you're suffocating me, next time you don't need me for this kind of thing."
YouQi cheerfully put his arm on YangMeng's shoulder, and praised: "To be honest, you performed well today, and I found that you have a unique potential to be a woman. Why don't you cut that thing off, anyway, growing there will be a hindrance .”
"Grass, do you think you can become a bitch by cutting off the dick and digging a hole?"
YouQi abruptly blocked YangMeng's mouth, "I said, be more reserved, you haven't taken off your makeup yet."
"Anyway, she's gone too." YangMeng made a gesture to take off the wig on top of his head.
YouQi stopped YangMeng, "Why are you in such a hurry? Now you have taken off your wig, wearing such sexy clothes, wearing such heavy makeup, and wearing a cropped cut, are you trying to scare people?"
YangMeng had a nonchalant expression.
"Anyway, no one knows me. I can scare whoever I like. It's better than scaring myself."
"How beautiful!"
YouQi is still coveting YangMeng's makeup at the moment.
YangMeng swung his fist, YouQi swiftly dodged it, but YangMeng missed, and was stumbled by his own high-heeled shoes. Fortunately, YouQi reacted in time and grabbed YangMeng's waist to avoid being caught. Come clothes and kiss the earth.
"Anyway, she's gone too, so you should leave as soon as possible." YangMeng couldn't get angry.
YouQi asked, "Where am I going?"
"Where are you going? Go home!"
You Qi tugged at the clothes on his body, "I rented these too, and they are the same as yours. If you go to remove makeup and change clothes, I don't have to go?"
YangMeng rolled his eyes viciously in his heart.
Forget it, anyway, I've already spent a day with him, and it's not too late.
There is a car beauty maintenance center next to the makeup and styling shop. This Saturday, Bai Luoyin and Gu Hai drove their beloved car here for maintenance as usual.
Sitting inside and waiting for a while, Bai Luo Yin kept yawning.
"I'll go out and smoke a cigarette to refresh myself."
After all, he walked out.
Bai Luo Yin stood at the door, lit a cigarette, and smoked comfortably.
Not far away, a couple walked over.
Originally, Bai Luo Yin didn't have a penchant for standing on the street and watching people, but this couple was really cool, handsome man and beautiful woman, as if they stepped out of a TV series.Bai Luo Yin couldn't help but take a second look, only to find that the man looked more and more familiar, and the more he looked more familiar, then he walked a few steps towards the styling shop next to him.
You Qi had already walked in front of Bai Luo Yin's eyes, Bai Luo Yin dared to confirm.
"It's really you!"
You Qi was stunned for a moment, and then saw Bai Luo Yin.
"Why are you here?"
Bai Luo Yin pointed to the shop next to him, "I came here with Gu Hai to wash the car."
YangMeng was standing next to YouQi, almost kicking his high heels out of his feet in fright, damn it!Why is Bai Luo Yin here?I'm stupid, is this me driving me to a dead end?YangMeng shook off his tears, turned around, and felt like getting under the wheel of the car.
What should I do?God is going to kill me! !
YangMeng beat his chest twice in grief and indignation, his heart suddenly moved, and traces of light flashed out.
I am a woman!
Yes, I am a woman, what am I afraid of?
Anyway, the two of them are chatting here, as long as I take the opportunity to run into the stylist shop, no matter how good his eyes are, Bai Luo Yin won't be able to recognize me with these few steps, right?
Thinking about it, YangMeng turned around.
Bai Luo Yin had been staring at her back for a long time, and finally when Yang Meng turned around, he couldn't help being amazed in his heart, she really was a great beauty!
"Then who is it?" Bai Luo Yin deliberately asked You Qi.
You Qi didn't dare to laugh, "My former classmate."
"Tsk tsk..." Bai Luo Yin had a detective look on his face, "Isn't it? I saw that you two were talking and laughing when you walked over just now, the relationship is very close!"
Especially vague.
Bai Luo Yin tugged You Qi's clothes again, "You look so handsome, are you here on a date?"
"When am I not so handsome?"
"Aren't you going to introduce your buddies?" Bai Luo Yin insisted.
You Qi endured so much that his stomach was twitching, you two grew up wearing a pair of underpants, why do you need me to introduce you?
YangMeng's feet had already stepped up a step, upon hearing this, he quickened his pace.In the end, he forgot that he was wearing high heels, so he sprained his foot in such a jump, and almost rolled down the steps.
Seeing the situation, Bai Luo Yin pushed You Qi, "Aren't you going to give him a hand?"
You Qi glanced at Yang Meng with pity, and walked over while holding back a smile.
Bai Luo Yin also followed.
YangMeng grinned in pain, and rushed towards the store just like that.
"Hey, Mengmeng, are you okay?" You Qi supported YangMeng.
YangMeng squeezed out a few words between his teeth, "If you dare to tell him that I am YangMeng, I can't kill you."
You Qi stuck to YangMeng's ear and said, "Don't worry, Bai Luo Yin won't see it."
At this moment, Bai Luo Yin had already walked to You Qi and Yang Meng's side. Yang Meng lowered his head on purpose, and gathered the long hair on both sides to the middle, covering two-thirds of his face.
"Is she the legendary beauty from Beiying?" Bai Luo Yin asked You Qi.
You Qi's expression froze for a moment, then he nodded.
"Hello, senior."
Today, Bai Luo Yin rarely had the pleasure to strike up a conversation with a stranger.
YangMeng felt so embarrassed, his good buddy who played with him since he was a child, actually called him Senior Sister! !This kind of blow is not something ordinary people can bear!
Seeing that Yang Meng kept his head down and didn't speak, Bai Luo Yin was a little puzzled. It was said that girls majoring in acting in Beijing Film Academy are very open. Are you still stage fright?Thinking of this, Bai Luo Yin looked at Yang Meng a few more times, but the more he looked, the more familiar he looked.
"Especially, why do I think she looks like a person?"
You Qi was taken aback, "Isn't it? Maybe all the female stars now look the same."
Plastic surgery?Bai Luo Yin thought in his heart, to make it look like Yang Meng?Which hospital has such a high standard that it looks like it came out of a mother's womb?
"Sister, can I ask you something?" Bai Luo Yin took the initiative to strike up a conversation.
YangMeng trembled suddenly, lowered his voice and raised his voice to ask: "What's the matter?"
Bai Luo Yin glanced at You Qi, "Can you temporarily lend me your girlfriend for 2 minutes? Just 2 minutes, and I'll return it to you as soon as I run out."
You Qi coughed twice, "Then I'll go in and change, and you two can chat."
After finishing speaking, I went overboard first.
YangMeng's proud twin peaks fluctuated irregularly with the rhythm, betraying his nervousness.
"Sister, I have a buddy named YangMeng, I think he looks very similar to you, do you know him?"
YangMeng shook his head, "I don't know."
Bai Luo Yin suddenly stretched out his hand, and went straight to Yang Meng's C-cup. Yang Meng couldn't dodge it, and was hit in the chest instantly.
"Senior, don't get me wrong, I just saw that your chest is crooked, so I'll fix it for you." Bai Luo Yin's mouth overflowed with a smirk.
Hearing this, YangMeng knew that he was completely exposed.
He also raised his head, brushed his hair back, and looked at Bai Luo Yin with a desperate expression, don't look down on me!Don't look at me with strange eyes!This is my selfless devotion, eliminating disasters for others!
Bai Luo Yin was a bit dumbfounded, "Why are you dressed like this? Life is too empty?"
YangMeng sighed, when it came to this, he didn't need to hide it anymore, and told Bai Luo Yin the whole story.
After Bai Luo Yin finished listening, he gave a four-word evaluation.
"You two are really good!"
YangMeng was embarrassed, "Well... I'll go in and change first."
Bai Luo Yin grabbed Yang Meng, "Why are you in such a hurry? How can such a fine work of art be destroyed? Let me appreciate it. Not to mention, this hairdressing shop is really not bad. Didn't recognize it was you."
Bai Luo Yin fiddled with Yang Meng, studied his whole body, and didn't forget to take the opportunity to tease him, where would he usually find such a beautiful woman who doesn't want money and doesn't break the law?
Gu Hai waited inside for a while, wondering in his heart, why did he smoke this cigarette for so long?
He was also a little bored, and wanted to go out to get some air, but he stopped suddenly as soon as he reached the door.
His good daughter-in-law was standing outside, flirting with the beautiful woman openly. The beautiful woman struggled to give way, with a helpless expression, but Bai Luo Yin was relentless.Not to mention cuddling and cuddling, but also Nima sneaking up on other people's breasts, and even reaching under the girl's skirt...
Gu Hai thought he was wrong.
Then he rubbed his eyes and wiped the glass, and found that it was indeed Bai Luo Yin.
Gu Hai's heart was occupied by a wave of fury, wishing he could rush out and strangle that woman right now, and carry Bai Luo Yin home to commit domestic violence.But past experience told him not to be impulsive, he had to calm down and observe for a while, this didn't look like what Bai Luo Yin did, maybe there was something tricky hidden in it.
I need to calm down, I need to calm down, I can't go out now... Gu Hai hinted to himself.
When he turned his eyes outside again, the beautiful woman had disappeared, and Bai Luo Yin had an expression that was still unfinished.
Damn, I can't take it anymore, the one who can calm down now is the silly B!
Gu Hai rushed out with big strides.
Bai Luo Yin was walking in, his eyes were still looking at the shop next to him, he didn't notice that there was someone in front of him at all, and he bumped into Gu Hai just like that.
"Hey, I was just about to go in and tell you something, so funny!"
Gu Hai's face was frighteningly gloomy, his eyes staring at Bai Luo Yin like a mad lion.
"Do you want to tell me that you molested beautiful women on the street?"
Bai Luo Yin wasn't happy enough, "How did you know?"
Gu Hai paused every word, his breath was choking and frightening.
"Because-for-I-saw-saw."
Seeing Gu Hai's expression, Bai Luo Yin guessed that he must have misunderstood, so he hurriedly explained, "That's not a woman, it's Yang Meng pretending to be, hehe...you didn't see it either, did you?"
"I really didn't see it." Gu Hai looked at Bai Luo Yin with sad eyes, "Can you think of a more plausible excuse?"
"I didn't lie to you!" Bai Luo Yin said firmly.
Gu Hai stood there with a dark face and didn't say a word, it could be seen that he was still trying to suppress his anger.No matter how Bai Luo Yin explained it, he was angry anyway, whether you were molesting a beautiful woman or Yang Meng, as a husband I just feel unhappy.If you don't give a serious reason today, don't think about this matter!
Bai Luo Yin lost his patience, "Believe it or not!"
Turning around to enter the store, I saw a person coming out of the store next to me.
"YangMeng!"
Bai Luo Yin shouted.
Originally, when Gu Hai heard the name YangMeng, he thought about the truth of Bai Luoyin's words, but it turns out that YangMeng walked out after changing clothes, completely different from the beautiful woman Gu Hai saw just now. Not like, how can he believe this?
Bai Luo Yin, however, seemed to have caught a savior, and directly dragged Yang Meng to Gu Hai.
"I didn't lie to you, did I?"
Gu Hai still had a negative face, "Don't tell me, he is the same as that woman just now?"
Yang Mengzu was startled, and ruthlessly tugged at Bai Luoyin's cuff, shit, didn't you promise me that you would never say anything about it?
Bai Luo Yin was dumbfounded, it seemed that he really agreed to Yang Meng.
How can this be done?
Gu Hai gave Bai Luoyin ten seconds to answer, but during this time period, Bai Luoyin didn't say a word, but YangMeng just kept pretending to be stupid.
"What kind of girl? Zizi, what did Gu Hai say? How can there be a girl? Why can't I understand?"
You are enough... Bai Luo Yin squeezed out these three words from between his teeth, I will try my best to protect you, so don't take revenge for your kindness!
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