Are You Addicted?

In the blink of an eye, it was May, and the weather was already starting to heat up. In the first two days, Bai Luo Yin and Gu Hai worked hard once, putting away their thick clothes and quilts, but the next day the wind cooled down.

For nearly three months, the days were warm and peaceful.

The number of times Bai Luo Yin went home to stay was getting less and less. On weekends, he just went back to have a meal, stay with his family for a while, and take A Lang for a walk... Then he brazenly looted all the delicious food that he could take away, and stuffed it in the in their own refrigerator.

Bai Luoyin's driving skills are getting better and better, Gu Hai will occasionally be lazy and let Bai Luoyin drive to buy breakfast.Gu Hai's cooking skills are also getting higher and higher, the cooked noodles are no longer lumps, most of them can be connected into a line, although the lengths are different and uneven, but they are very chewy.

The little days of the two of them lived happily.

One day at noon, the two quarreled over who ate an extra quail egg. Two 1.8-meter-five men hit each other's heads with chopsticks like mentally retarded.Moreover, they were in a hurry, halfway through the meal, they started running around the room, Bai Luoyin could always sneak up on Gu Hai, Gu Hai was deflated, and chased after Bai Luoyin with a fierce face.

Bai Luo Yin hid until the end and had nowhere to hide, so he rushed outside the door, tightly gripping the door handle to prevent Gu Hai from coming out.

Gu Hai and Bai Luo Yin stalemate for a while, and locked the door from the inside.

Aren't you capable?If you have the ability, you can pry the door open with your fingers.

Gu Hai glanced out through the cat's eyes, saw Bai Luo Yin's expression of exasperation, and was secretly having fun in the room.After I had enough fun, I swaggered back to the dining room, ate my meal indifferently, and snorted in my heart, "Small, don't ring the doorbell, don't give me a kiss, and I will never open the door for you!"

Bai Luo Yin was still thinking about how to get in, when the elevator door opened right in front of him, and a familiar figure came into view.

"Gushou... Uncle."

Bai Luo Yin smiled unnaturally.

Gu Wei Ting's mighty body stood in front of Bai Luo Yin, his gentle gaze carried a chilling air.

"Why don't you go in?"

Bai Luo Yin's eyes dodged for a moment, "I was just about to go in, and I haven't had time to ring the doorbell yet."

Gu Wei Ting directly extended his hand to help Bai Luo Yin carry out this task.

Gu Hai's ears were pricked up, and when he heard the doorbell ring, the corners of his mouth curled into a triumphant arc.

Can't hold it anymore?

He walked out with a frightened expression.

Slowly twisting the door lock, slowly opening the door, then quickly dragged the person outside the door in, and slammed a sneak attack on his lips.

This catch was really ruthless and accurate.

Even Gu Wei Ting, who was always paralyzed, showed a surprised expression at this moment.

It's been 17 years, a full 17 years, except for the fact that Gu Hai pissed on his neck when he was born, the father and son didn't have any extra physical contact.

Needless to say, Bai Luo Yin's expression was natural, he covered half of his face with his hand, and his jaw was so happy that it almost dislocated.

Gu Hai was dumbfounded, when did this old thing come out?

The one I kissed just now couldn't have been... Grass!I said it was like kissing a steel plate!

The three stood at the door, and no one spoke, the atmosphere was completely dead.

Gu Hai gave up on himself, and kissed him anyway, and now he said that the kiss was wrong, wouldn't he be calling himself a trick?Now that it's a foregone conclusion, let's just go with it, and today I'm going all out.

"Dad, you're here." Gu Hai smiled brightly towards Gu Wei Ting.

Gu Wei Ting's smile was a little stiff, but he was indeed smiling, and it was more connotative than usual.

Bai Luo Yin coughed twice, followed Gu Wei Ting into the room, and when he got to Gu Hai's side, he pursed his lips and kissed him back.Gu Hai was so angry that a layer of enamel was worn away.

"Where are you eating?" Gu Weiting could smell the aroma of rice.

Gu Hai continued to pretend to be enthusiastic, "Yes, why don't you sit down and eat together?"

The reason why Gu Hai dared to say that was because he was sure that Gu Wei Ting would not join them. Who would have thought that after Gu Wei Ting received a kiss from his son today, he would be in a good mood and readily agree.

The two sons sat across from each other, watching Gu Weiting not avoiding suspicion, picked up a meatball with chopsticks and put it into the bowl.

The last two meatballs.

Gu Weiting snatched away one, which meant that the remaining one had to be robbed.

It's too late to say it!

The chopsticks of the two people reached the edge of the plate at the same time, they paused for a moment, and adjusted to the best posture. Before they started fighting, they saw the meatball soaring into the air, and landed in Gu Weiting's bowl with a graceful arc.

"It tastes good." Gu Weiting took a bite.

Gu Hai and Bai Luo Yin glanced at each other, lowered their heads to each other, and picked up the rice in the bowl like ostriches.

Gu Wei Ting looked at Bai Luo Yin and asked, "You did this?"

"No." Bai Luo Yin pointed at Gu Hai, "He did it."

Gu Wei Ting glanced at Gu Hai's pair of rough-skinned veteran hands, he really couldn't imagine how those hands rubbed the balls.

As expected of father and son connecting hearts, Gu Hai could see what Gu Wei Ting was thinking at once.

"The meatballs are ready-made, and the juice is made by me."

Gu Weiting nodded, and flatly praised, "Not bad."

Gu Hai complained in his heart: I performed so well in the army when I was young, and I never saw you praise me, but now I made a bowl of meatball soup, you see how flattering you are, in your eyes, your son just cooks What's the material? !

After eating, Gu Weiting wandered around the room, looking around.When he saw that the sofa towel was crooked, he helped straighten it, and when he saw the socks being thrown around, he came and threw them into the bathroom... Bai Luo Yin was quite embarrassed, you said that he was a chief, and he had a high position in the army, so he had to give it to him when he came back. The son cleans up the house.

"What is this?" Gu Weiting picked up a translucent medicine tube.

Gu Hai's expression changed, he took a big step forward, and grabbed the lubricating oil.

Bai Luo Yin next to him looked very embarrassed, it was too dangerous, luckily it was an English sign, luckily Gu Hai snatched it up in time.Yesterday someone had a fit and insisted on playing on the sofa, Bai Luo Yin couldn't resist his bad taste, so he went along with him, and ended up playing so high that he forgot to put the "criminal evidence" in the closet.

Gu Wei Ting glanced at the things in Gu Hai's hands suspiciously.

"Are you not allowed to see anything?"

Gu Hai laughed awkwardly, "Hemorrhoid cream."

Gu Wei Ting narrowed his eyes slightly, and fixedly looked at Gu Hai's face.

"You don't believe it?" Gu Hai immediately unscrewed the cap of the bottle and wiped some on his mouth, "Look, is it hemorrhoid ointment?"

Gu Weiting, "..."

Recently, there was a rumor circulating in the school.

The protagonist of the rumor is Comrade You Qi, who has always been at the top of the popularity list. It is said that he has a new girlfriend, and this girl is a college student at Beijing Film Academy, who has also acted in XX TV dramas. There are more than [-] versions about how You Qi pursued her.

YangMeng also paid attention occasionally, and some boring girls would come to him to inquire, so he became one of the spreaders of rumors, and he liked to uglify YouQi's image when he had nothing to do, calling him a bitch and a piece of scum, In the end, even he himself didn't know which sentence was true and which sentence was false...

One day, YouQi stopped YangMeng at the school gate.

YangMeng rolled up his sleeves, as if he was going to fight YouQi, but when YouQi stretched out his hand, he wanted to slip under his arm.In the end, YouQi saw through and grabbed his neck with his elbow, YangMeng admitted he was dead.

"Do me a favor." You Qi said.

YangMeng was stunned, "Didn't you come to settle accounts with me?"

You Qi was also stunned, "What am I going to settle with you?"

"It's nothing, it's nothing..." YangMeng chuckled, not knowing it was just right.

With his mentality straightened, YangMeng's foolish look was revealed again, he patted YouQi on the shoulder and teased, "Dude, I heard that you recently got a new girlfriend?"

"Xinjiao?" YouQi deliberately bit the new word hard, "When did I hand in before?"

"Just last month, who were you with... the famous Du Xiaosao in our school, what's his name?... Don't care what her name is, how dare you say you're not with her?"

You Qi smiled nonchalantly, "It's just a scandal."

YangMeng cut it hard, "You really think of yourself as a star, and you're still rumored, so you can just go with it."

"Stop making trouble, and talk about serious business."

YouQi dragged YangMeng under the flagpole, and said to him solemnly: "I need you to do me a favor."

"What's the matter?" YangMeng asked.

YouQi glanced around guiltily, and after confirming that there was no one there, he let go of his courage and said, "There is a girl five years older than me chasing me. I don't like her, and she insists on stalking her."

"You don't mean that beauty from Beiying, do you?"

You Qi was embarrassed, "Has it all reached you?"

Nonsense, it just came from me...

YangMeng put away his guilty expression, and looked at YouQi's face with disdain.

"Isn't it that Nima and I are so awkward? You deliberately cried in front of me, a bachelor, that you were being stalked by a woman, and you dumped her if you have the ability!"

You Qi was angry, "I really want to dump her."

YangMeng watched YouQi furtively for a while, and found that he didn't seem to be talking nonsense, but rather worried.Fate is really weird. Sometimes when a beautiful woman is in front of you, you just don't call, and you have to wait until you are empty, and then have sex with a crooked melon.

"Then why did you come to see me?" YangMeng asked again, "What can I do for you?"

"It will help a lot."

As soon as this matter was mentioned, YouQi's mental boss came again.

YangMeng faintly had an ominous premonition, "You don't want me to speak cruel words on your behalf and hurt other beauties, do you? Let me tell you, I can't do this. The ancestors of my Yang family They are all staunch supporters of feminism, only women cannot be hurt!"

"No, you think too badly." YouQi smiled sinisterly.

YangMeng heaved a sigh of relief when he heard this, it's fine, he is the least willing to do such hurtful things.

"In two days, that woman will invite me to dinner. I want you to pretend to be my girlfriend and go with me to make her give up completely."

YangMeng almost swallowed the breath of relief.

Junxiu's face instantly turned red and purple, like a delicate pork loin, his teeth were clinking in his mouth, and the breath from his nose had a bloody smell.

"Especially, you!!..."

YouQi patted YangMeng's shoulder, "I believe in you!"

YangMeng roared, "Why don't you just find a woman? Why do you want me to pretend to be a woman?"

You Qi boasted and cursed at the same time.

"Because I don't think any girl in our school is prettier than you."

YangMeng nodded, "You are ruthless."

Turn around to go.

You Qi grabbed him, "Don't be angry, I didn't mean to belittle or insult you. I just thought that she learned to act, and if I really find a girl I don't like to act with me, she will definitely take a look at her." I can see it! I am different from you, you are a man, I can make out with you naturally. "

"Do you think it's easier for her to spot that you two are acting, or that it's easier for her to spot that I'm a man?" YangMeng gritted his teeth.

YouQi tugged at YangMeng's collar, and told him patiently, "If you cover your Adam's apple, I guarantee she won't be able to see that you are a man."

YangMeng wanted to cry but had no tears, Dad, I've embarrassed you again.