Are You Addicted?

"Dad, my mother is getting married."

"Happy wedding to your mother!"

Bai Luo Yin woke up with a jerk, the backs of his ears and his neck were covered with sweat, the hot weather hadn't passed yet, he woke up every morning from the heat.He snorted casually with his hands, and the palms of his hands were dripping with sweat, which made people angry early in the morning.

Dragging two pulleys, Bai Luo Yin lazily walked under the faucet, his head drooped, and the cold tap water flowed down his neck, finally feeling a little better in his heart.

Bai Han Qi, that is, Bai Luo Yin's father, is currently sweeping the yard. A big man of 1.8 meters five, he stays at home every day to take care of the housework. It would be fine if he can keep the house in order, but he still can't do it well.

So Bai Luo Yin has always looked at him disliked.

Bai Luoyin swallowed the water in the teeth brushing bowl and spit it out again. He turned on the faucet, trying to flush out the white foam, but found that the water in the water pool was getting more and more, and it seemed to be clogged again.

A minute later, Bai Luo Yin picked up a rag in the pool with a wooden stick, and the water quickly flowed down the eye of the pool.

"Dad, you dumped my underpants into the pool again."

Bai Han Qi just swept halfway, when he heard this, he suddenly stopped, dropped the broom and walked towards the clothes drying pole.One, two, three... After counting several times, a pair of underwear was missing.Needless to say, one of them must have been dropped when washing clothes, and it was poured into the sewer together with the washing powder water.

"Hey, don't throw it away! You can still wear it after washing."

Bai Luo Yin was so angry that the tip of his nose was sweating, "Come on, you can keep it for yourself."

Walking out of the house, bypassing an alley, happened to meet YangMeng who had just left the house.

YangMeng's name is different from that of the National People's Congress. His father was a well-known little boy in the village when he was young, and he looked more tender than women. It's a pity that the folk customs at that time were not open, but anyone who grew up like this was disliked. answer.So in order to improve the genes of the next generation, YangMeng's father wronged himself to marry a strong wife. When YangMeng was born, his father placed all his high hopes on this single seedling, so he gave him a "Meng" Character.

It's a pity that this child has been with his father since he was a child. Children of the same age are outside making mud and climbing trees. He hides at home cutting paper and doing needlework.Because of this, YangMeng was often beaten. Every time his father finished beating him, he would wipe away his tears for a while, and then continued his way of training his son without hesitation.

"Where's your hair?"

YangMeng touched the top of his head, a trace of sadness appeared on his handsome face, "Come on, don't mention it, it'll be gone when you wake up in the morning."

"Your dad secretly shaved it for you last night?"

"Nonsense, who else but him!"

Bai Luo Yin snorted, "The two of us are really connected by fate."

YangMeng suddenly remembered something, and slapped Bai Luo Yin on the neck, "Yesterday you called me, and you hung up in the middle of talking, what exactly do you want to tell me?"

Bai Luo Yin was silent for a long while, then replied calmly: "My mother is getting married."

YangMeng stood up straight, "Do you still have a mother?"

Bai Luo Yin took a deep breath, "Do you think my dad is an earthworm? The 5th and 6th mating, you will be fertilized by yourself?"

YangMeng laughed until his shoulders trembled, "Don't tease me, I'm telling the truth, I've never seen your mother since I knew you."

"Nonsense! My mother stayed home for a week last year, have you forgotten? My mother often goes to your house to reverse the car."

"Oh, I remembered, that's your mother? Why is she younger than my niece?"

"Are you looking for a draw?"

"No, just a few days after my niece was born, she has forehead wrinkles."

"That's what newborn babies look like."

Now YangMeng was at a loss for words, seeing Bai Luo Yin walking beside him expressionlessly, a layer of haze suddenly swept over his heart.His best buddy, who lived a poor life with his father since he was a child, and now his mother is remarrying again, one can imagine how he feels.

"Well, I'll find a group of people and go to their wedding venue to make trouble, what do you think?"

"Just you?" Bai Luo Yin put on a contemptuous look, "Who can you find? A group of little boys who sing opera? Fight against a group of army officers and soldiers?"

"Army officers and soldiers?" YangMeng revealed a look of astonishment, "Who is your mother marrying?"

"A major general."

YangMeng's tongue was tied, "This...such a high military rank..."

"go on."

"say what?"

"Tell me who you're looking for."

YangMeng's handsome face was so white that it was almost transparent when it was illuminated by the sunlight above his head.

"If I look for it again, it will be like looking for death."

Bai Luo Yin suddenly stood still, staring at Yang Meng steadfastly, there was a hidden flame in his eyes, which was slowly being suppressed, and it felt like it was about to burst out.

"It's okay, just tell me what you thought at the beginning."

YangMeng held his breath, showing a little lack of confidence, "My uncle is the captain of the mourning team. At first I wanted my uncle to find a group of people to cry at the wedding venue. Now..."

"Very good!" Bai Luo Yin suddenly interrupted Yang Meng, "How can I contact your uncle?"

"Don't hurt us, we are ordinary people."

"Don't worry." A sly smile appeared on the corner of Bai Luo Yin's mouth, "Your uncle will be thrown out."