big lake girl

"Uh..." Shen Shenyuan grinned slowly, "I... lied to him!"

The security guard was stunned, "Did you lie to me?"

Luo Shaochen said: "Actually, you don't know Xiao Zhou?"

Shen Shenyuan shook his head quickly and said, "I don't know, I don't know at all."

"Where did you hear the name?"

"Uh..." Shen Shenyuan licked his lips slowly, "On... blog, Shen Shenyuan's blog. Doesn't he often post some events? So-and-so advertising endorsement activities, such-and-such movie wrap-up banquet, etc., I I saw that he mentioned Xiao Zhou, so I just said it."

The security guard opened his mouth.

Shen Shenyuan said before he could speak: "That's right! Gao Qin also saw it from above."

The security guard was confused, "What are you looking for?"

"I'm just looking for uncle." Shen Shenyuan pulled Luo Shaochen's arm, showing a sweet smile, "I think they have names, so they should be more reliable than those without names."

Security guard without a name: "..."

Luo Shaochen thanked the security guard and pulled her out, "How did you get here?"

"Be a taxi." Shen Shenyuan patted the satchel, "I have money."

Luo Shaochen said: "I will propose to your parents to reduce your pocket money as appropriate."

"This is so inhumane!"

"If you sneak out alone next time, I guarantee that there will be many truly inhuman methods waiting for you."

"...for example?"

Luo Shaochen opened the car door, "Shut up in a cage."

Shen Shenyuan climbed into the car and turned to look at him, "Child abuse is against the law."

"You know a lot." Luo Shaochen helped him put on his seat belt. "You can read and understand French. I'm curious about the teaching methods in kindergarten that make you so versatile."

"Uh..." There were two drops of cold sweat on Shen Shenyuan's forehead, and all kinds of bloody images flashed in his mind instantly——

After Luo Shaochen knew the truth, he became furious and mobilized the villagers of Luojia Village, that is, the Luo Dingou family, to tie him to the execution platform, fill it with solid alcohol, and then lifted a large barrel of No. 97 gasoline, and slowly pumped it from his head. He poured it on and off, and when he was shivering with cold, he lit the gasoline and roasted him.Or find a mage to grab his soul out of Luo Linlin's body, put him into a dark bottle, and let him be slowly melted by the liquid in the bottle...

The skirt was pulled suddenly, and Shen Shenyuan jumped subconsciously.

Luo Shaochen touched his hair with one hand, as if to comfort him, and raised the other hand slightly, and found that the cuff button of this sleeve was caught by the lace on Shen Shenyuan's skirt.

Shen Shenyuan broke away from the terrifying imagination, fearing that he would get to the bottom of it, he hurriedly changed the subject, feigning anger and said: "A gentleman won't lift a lady's skirt!"

Luo Shaochen answered without raising his head while untying the thread that was hooked on the button: "They do things that are more in-depth than lifting skirts."

Shen Shenyuan: "..." It's too shameless to say such hints in front of a six-year-old girl... How come I didn't realize that Luo Shao had such a sullen side before?

Luo Shaochen raised his eyes suddenly, "Do you know what I'm talking about?"

Shen Shenyuan was at a loss, "They packed up the skirts and took them away? Hahaha... Ladies are naked..." His voice stopped suddenly.

Luo Shaochen said: "I will ask your teacher to study your teaching problems."

Shen Shenyuan: "..." God-like double standards!Why can you "deep" the problem, I can't even bare my ass? !

Luo Shaochen hadn't unbuttoned it for a long time, annoyed, and wanted to pull the button off, but just as he stretched out his hand, the phone rang.

Shen Shenyuan pushed his hand away, "You pick up the phone, and I'll answer it."

Luo Shaochen reached out his hand and took out the mobile phone from his pocket without any objection. When he saw the displayed number, he frowned slightly, picked up the mobile phone and said, "What's the matter?"

The other party didn't know what to say, Luo Shaochen didn't say anything.

Shen Shenyuan pulled his fingers in a mess, and leaned his head towards Luo Shaochen calmly.

"Huh?" Luo Shaochen suddenly said.

Shen Shenyuan's body froze, and he immediately turned his head and bared his teeth.

Luo Shaochen didn't seem to notice his small movements, and kept his head down.

Shen Shenyuan wanted to eavesdrop on the phone call, but his eyes were attracted by Luo Shaochen's skin.Due to work, most of the people he meets usually wear makeup, and fair and delicate faces are very common, so even if Luo Shaochen has a smooth face that is not inferior to that of a star, he has never given much thought to it.But after such a close look, I found that Luo Shaochen's skin is really good, fair and smooth, with barely visible pores, no spots, no acne, no moles, no scars... For an artist who was once advised by a makeup artist to take good care of his skin, it is really a treat. An invisible blow.

"Bar? Tonight?"

Luo Shaochen's sudden two rhetorical questions pulled Shen Shenyuan out of his inner monologue.You know, now Shen Shenyuan is as sensitive to bars as Da Qiao is to human flesh, Zhang Zhi is to transvestites...

"What's the reason?" Luo Shaochen asked.

I don't know what was said on the other end, Luo Shaochen pondered for a moment and said: "I see."

After hanging up the phone, Luo Shaochen was about to get up when he moved his hand and found that the lace on the skirt was still tightly entangled with the cuff buttons.He put away the phone, gently pulled it with his fingers, and the cufflinks were pulled off, hanging loosely on Shen Shenyuan's skirt.

Shen Shenyuan looked at him with bright eyes, "Are you going out to play at night?"

Luo Shaochen glanced at him, closed the door, and got into the car from the other end.

Shen Shenyuan twisted his butt, and continued to look at him with shining eyes.

"You are underage, it is impossible to go to the bar." Luo Shaochen refused without asking.

Shen Shenyuan said: "I can play the role of a 25-year-old lady."

Luo Shaochen said: "The hardware is insufficient."

Shen Shenyuan looked down at his chest, "I can wear a breast pad."

"height."

"I can walk in high heels, but also on stilts."

"Face."

"I can wear heavy makeup. And there are even salamanders in this world. What's so strange about a baby face?"

"ID card."

"Unless they show their police ID, I can refuse to show it!" Seeing that he didn't speak, Shen Shenyuan started to wriggle on the seat, "Little uncle...I'm going...I'm going...I'm going..."

Luo Shaochen said: "Give me a reasonable reason."

"Experience life."

"Request denied."

"Wait! Give me another chance!" Shen Shenyuan racked his brains, "The reason why I want to go to the bar is because..."

"It's no use stalling for time."

"I didn't procrastinate, I was breathing long."

"Because of what?"

"because……"

"last chance."

Shen Shenyuan waved his hand impatiently, "Don't pressure me."

The corner of Luo Shaochen's mouth curved.

"Because," Shen Shenyuan patted his leg, "I want to be a bartender!"

Luo Shaochen said: "Reject."

Shen Shenyuan said: "Why?"

"You know what's the first requirement to be a bartender?"

Shen Shenyuan said: "Know wine?"

Luo Shaochen shook his head.

Luo Shao has never taken the usual path.Shen Shenyuan began to answer as a brain teaser, "Have you finished the nine-year compulsory education?"

Luo Shaochen still shook his head.

"Uh... someone hired you?"

Luo Shaochen continued to shake his head.

"What exactly is it?"

"Let your head stick out of the bar."

"..." Shen Shenyuan protested, "Who said my head can't stick out of the bar?" If it really can't stick out, it is also a genetic problem of the Luo family!

Luo Shaochen said, "Have you ever been to a bar?"

Shen Shenyuan became vigilant, "Of course not. How is it possible?"

Luo Shaochen said: "Then how do you know that you are taller than the bar?"

"...Watching TV, you can use people as a reference. For example, Shen Shenyuan, he is 1.8 meters five. I think the bar is about 1.2 meters?"

Luo Shaochen said slowly: "You are also very good at mathematics."

Shen Shenyuan: "..." God, can you give him a magical eraser to erase today!

Luo Shaochen drove the car into the hotel.

Shen Shenyuan said: "Look at parents again?"

Luo Shaochen glanced at him, "Do you really want to see them?"

"No...it's impossible to think." After Shen Shenyuan finished speaking, he closed his mouth consciously.The so-called saying too much and making mistakes, he has already made enough mistakes today, the only thing to be thankful for is that his situation is so unbelievable that he should not be discovered anytime soon - he comforted himself.

Luo Shaochen said: "Your parents will be very happy to hear the news."

"Oh."

Luo Shaochen parked the car, "Get out of the car."

Shen Shenyuan got off the car and heard a ding, the cuff slipped from his lace and fell to the ground.He bent down to pick it up and put it in his satchel.

"Where's my button?" Luo Shaochen closed the car door and came over.

Shen Shenyuan pretended to be stupid, "What button?"

Luo Shaochen patted him on the head, "Let's go."

Shen Shenyuan followed him bouncingly - not because he wanted to be lively and cute, but because of the distance and speed of Luo Shaochen's steps, he had to be "lively and cute".