stay taro

Chapter 9 Why do I feel like you are digging a hole and waiting for me to jump?

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"Jiang Yu, I have already credited 10 yuan into your account." Liang Ding said.

"I saw it." Jiang Yu also just came back from the bank, "Then from today onwards, this mission is over, and our cooperative relationship is also over, please contact me next time if you have business." Jiang Yu just wanted to hang up the phone , I heard Liang Ding say——

"Jiang Yu, what happened to that zombie and that magic book?"

"You don't have to worry about this, there will be no problem anyway." Jiang Yu thought of something, "By the way, have you visited Zheng Xueyao yet?"

"I've seen it, but she doesn't seem to remember me."

"Aren't you happy?" Jiang Yu asked back.

"Why are you unhappy? I didn't know how to face her." Liang Ding said.

"When Zheng Xueyao woke up, Mama Zheng forgot the existence of this book, and it saved me from making another fake book and sending it back." Jiang Yu was still happy thinking of this.

"Then do you want me to pick you up from school tomorrow?"

"Of course not. This time the mission is over, and our partnership is also over. Of course, there will be no intersection." Jiang Yu is still very clear about this.

"But aren't we still classmates?"

"We are classmates, but we are connected because of money transactions. Before that, we had no relationship at all." Jiang Yu was telling the truth.

Money transactions...why does this sound so uncomfortable?However, Liang Ding quickly grasped the key point, "Then shouldn't this kind of relationship require more exchanges and deepen cooperation? Wouldn't the next cooperation be smoother this way?"

Jiang Yu paused, "You seem to be right..." At this time, Jiang Yu heard the noise coming from the basement, and frowned, "I have something to do here, let's talk about it later." Liang Ding responded, and he hung up the phone, then rushed to the basement——

Jiang Yu saw that Soy Sauce Boy was barking in one direction, and in that direction... the bound zombie had already broken free, staring at Soy Sauce Boy with bloodshot eyes—these two probably regarded each other as food, But he didn't know that the other party was beyond his control.

Several ghosts hid in the distance and watched, none of them dared to go up.

"Okay, stop." Jiang Yu said.

Hearing the sound, Soy Sauce Boy obediently stopped confronting the zombie, and ran to rub against Jiang Yu's legs.

Now that zombie found its target, it turned around and showed its sharp teeth at Jiang Yu as a threat.

Jiang Yu sneered, "I really don't know the lesson."

The zombie tilted his head and stared at Jiang Yu. After looking at it for a while, he seemed to recognize him as the person from last night. Yu didn't move, the zombie observed Jiang Yu, and smelled him from time to time, showing a little puzzled expression.Then he stretched out his hand, wanting to touch Jiangyu—Jiangyu took a step back—

"It's too dirty, don't touch me, go take a shower first."

"Little taro, do you really want to raise it?" Hua Li asked, looking at the zombie's appearance with fear and disgust.

"I want to study it carefully." Jiang Yu didn't hide his purpose, "This might be the last zombie of this era, but it's a rare collectible. Let him go out and roam around, and it will cause social unrest. , I might as well take it."

"Little taro, it doesn't look like a good stubble at first glance," Du Zhou also said, "Maybe it will go crazy at any time, and it won't be good if it does something terrible..."

"What other horrible things can he do? Many people have died under his mouth now, or are you afraid of what he will do to you?" Jiang Yu glanced at the other ghosts, "Don't worry, zombies and ghosts He has never been antagonistic, he can't do anything to you, and he is still a while away from being fully awake. During this time, I will train him well. Even if he can't be 'vegetarian', he can be educated , A cultured zombie." Jiang Yu is very confident - this zombie has sucked his blood, and still wants to not listen to him?

"Woof!" Soy Sauce Boy felt that Xiaoyu had really neglected himself—it was the young master before, but now this zombie.

Jiang Yu lowered his head and straightened Soy Sauce Boy's hair, "Soy Sauce Boy, listen to me, from now on you have to live in peace with him, don't make conflicts, understand?"

No matter how dissatisfied Soy Sauce Boy is, but it is Xiaoyu's order, and it will still obey obediently—"Wow..."

"Hey, I'll give you an extra meal tonight. Now that we have more money, let's cook an extra pork chop for you tonight. If you're more obedient, I'll add steak, okay?" Jiang Yu still knows how to use both Enwei and Enwei.

"Wang!" This time he was more energetic.

Jiang Yu raised his head and said to the ghost in the basement, "You too, don't reject him from now on, get along with him well, and incense ashes will be indispensable by then."

Hearing what Jiang Yu said, the ghosts were all shocked—not to mention anything else, Jiang Yu’s special ashes are really delicious, but Jiang Yu has always said that the ingredients are too expensive, so he will only give them a little occasionally, or Very little portion - gluttonous -

"understood."

Jiang Yu finally looked at the zombie who was still studying herself, "You...by the way, what's your name?"

name?The zombie looked dazed.

"Okay, then I'll give you a name. From today onwards, you will be called 'Jiang', the long-lived Jiang. I am Jiangyu, and this is Soy Sauce Boy. We all sound like 'jiang', so we are considered a family." Jiang Taro didn't think for a few seconds at all.

"Little taro, you're too lazy to think of a name, because he's a zombie, so you called him that, right?" Sang Nansheng couldn't help complaining.

"The name is meant to be easy to pronounce, so why make it too complicated?" Jiang Yu felt that he was quite creative—he said to Jiang, "Jiang, do you understand?"

"Jiang..." The zombie's mouth squirmed before uttering the word in a hoarse voice.

"It seems that you agree, all right, come with me, I'll take you to take a bath."

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"Little Yu, even a ghost should rest, okay?" Du Zhou looked listless, while staring at the zombie on the sofa next to Jiang Yu - now he is wearing Jiang Yu's sportswear, yes Jiang Yu said that the loose sportswear looked constricted on him, so Jiang Yu simply removed the stitches at the tight place and used it as cropped pants with three-quarter sleeves—"This zombie doesn't know what to do at night , wandering around in his own room is fine, but he is always hanging by our window and hanging upside down, he thinks he is pendulum clock—"

Jiang squatted on the sofa, staring at the TV with reddish eyes, intently-this expression was exactly the same as that of the big dog lying at Jiang Yu's feet.

"Little taro, it's been several nights, my beauty sleep has been ruined..." Hua Li complained.

"Little taro, do you think he is not used to sleeping in bed?" Xue Yi said.

Xue Qing immediately raised his hand, "I saw that the zombies on TV are all lying in coffins..."

"Is that a vampire?" Sang Nansheng said.

"Zombies are too, they will jump and jump." Xue Qing defended.

"A zombie that can jump, that's a low-level zombie." Shi Qian said.

Jiang Yu rubbed his eyebrows, "You mean Jiang has trouble sleeping, don't you?" In fact, he knew it himself, because he would always be woken up by Soy Sauce Boy in the middle of the night, and then saw Jiang hanging upside down from his window.

"I don't think he's used to lying in bed like that."

"That's right, Xiaoyu, why don't you just buy a coffin for him to lie down in?"

Jiang Yu gave them a blank look, "How cheap do you think a coffin is? And how difficult it is to find a coffin now, this is not our remote country..."

"As long as Xiaoyu is willing to spend money..." Shi Qi'an put down the teacup in his hand and said.

"Huh?" Jiang Yu raised an eyebrow.

"I know of a company that specializes in the dead business. There are coffins there, and the quality is good."

Jiang Yu looked at Shi Qi'an, pondered for a while, "Why do I feel that you are digging a hole and waiting for me to jump?"

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