God of Orcs Miner

What can Qin Muyan do to An Ran?

Not to mention blame, even harsh words, his father said, prenatal education is very important.

He lowered his face and coaxed him for a long time before appeasing the angry non-orc. Qin Xiaogong silently swore that he would ask the system master for help the next time he entered the space.

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With such a strong x function, she can conceive a cub with just one shot, and the road ahead may not be easy.

Everyone is busy cultivating and preparing to break through the plane. You have a ball in your stomach, so it is not easy to exercise too much.Everyone has cultivated to a certain level, oh oh, the cub is born, regardless of whether it is a beastman or a non-beastman, you must take good care of it when it is first born.Orcs don't take shape for the first time until they are 3 years old in the form of babies.

Of course, this doesn't mean that you can judge whether a cub is an orc or a non-orc after the age of three.Even though they look the same, there are differences between orcs and non-orcs.

Qin Muyan comforted Anran in the tent. What An Qi meant was that the two of them had better go into the space, and it would only take about a year to give birth to the cubs and then come out just in time for the end of the beast tide. I don't know what will happen.When Qin Xiaotian came, he became angry, and even went to the city wall and yelled passionately.

Security concerns are only one layer.

What they were more worried about was that the sea monster wouldn't be able to hurt him, and he would show his strength when he got agitated.

Mana depletion or something like that used to happen. If you use up the mana stored in your body and then meditate immediately, the effect will be great.It's not working now, the little bun needs a lot of nutrition and energy supply, if An Ran plays like this, the child will be disabled even if he is not disabled, he must be born with a deficiency.

Besides, even if the child is fine.During the prenatal education period, they shouted and shouted every day.

Seedlings will grow crooked.

The elder brother was anxious, thought over and over again, and decided decisively to let Qin Muyan coax An Ran into the space, whether it is playing games or reciting poems, don't stay here anymore, it is best to remind the system master not to insert any bloody content to him Violent unfavorable videos.

An Qiqin, what you are worried about is not that the child will be played away.Is it the child's crooked seedling?

Tut, there is a father like An Ran.It is indeed dangerous.

Qin Muyan didn't get entangled at all, and directly responded to the matter. He also knew in his heart that what An Qi said was right, how can an older brother not understand his younger brother?An Ran was originally a lively person, even an ordinary incident could cause a commotion in his hands. Tens of thousands of sea monsters attacked the city. Although there were torpedoes, such bloody scenes were not suitable for pregnant women to watch.

What if he gets excited and rushes to the front line?

In case he wasn't excited.What should I do if the bloody smell is too heavy and induce vomiting?

He was humiliated in front of so many orcs and non-orcs, and he must be the one who was unlucky.

Before confirming the relationship, An Ran was quite polite to Qin Muyan, but now she is more and more relaxed.The words are obscene, the methods are cruel, and he is not gentle even when he is having sex.Hmph, the gentle little subject is gone.

Qin Muyan finally brought up the matter.An Ran was stunned for a moment, and did not agree.

What if you don't agree?The two were at a stalemate, An Ran sat on the big tiger leather chair for a long time, then raised her head and stared straight at Qin Muyan who was two steps away.Those eyes were like diagnosing the world, full of enlightenment.Qin Muyan was taken aback, he thought it was bad, An Ran had already said that the system in his space was omnipotent, could it be... Got it?

The heart beat faster a few times, Qin Muyan's face was quite calm, and he didn't show any guilty conscience.

Did the master of the system really tell him?Why didn't An Ran get angry?

Is this brewing?Still cheating on him?

"Ah Yan, tell yourself, what are you hiding from me?" Pretending to be pretty, there was a sentence written on An Ran's face - try to tell a lie, I know everything.

To gamble or not to gamble?

Qin Muyan was hesitating, he wasn't sure whether the master of the system had said anything.

"Do you still want to fool around?" An Ran picked out some ambiguous common language and said, Qin Muyan heard that it really was the case, An Ran really knew.It's not that Qin Xiaogong is not smart, it's just that you can't joke about this matter, people can't play tricks when they encounter really important things.Qin Muyan closed his eyes and took a few deep breaths. He told himself that An Ran always wanted to know.

"I'm not trying to hide it from you, but I just think you're probably not mentally prepared yet."

Mental preparation?He has already made the psychological preparations for getting married, is it blown?

Thinking of this possibility, his eyeballs widened and he was about to explode again. He gritted his teeth and said cruelly: "Say it!"

"You know all about me..."

"I don't know anything fucking, tell me the truth, what are you hiding from me?"

Qin Muyan was dumbfounded, what the fuck, did he blew himself up?

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What now? "Really want to listen?"

Sure enough, it was a major event, An Ran sat firmly, her face darkened, "Listen!"

Qin Muyan wanted to kneel down to him, "Xiaoran..."

"Don't talk nonsense, get straight to business!"

Nima, force him, you can't just blame him for this matter, who knew it would happen.

Qin Muyan gritted his teeth and said what he said.

"You're pregnant."

How could An Ran react when he first heard the news?How will he react.

The soul was terrified.

petrified, turned into ashes.

The master of the system held it back for several days, and finally broke out, laughing loudly.

"Dear An Ran, take good care of your baby!" An Ran was originally a thunderbolt, and the seven orifices were full of smoke, but the master of the system was so stimulated, and his hair was blown! "Raise your sister! Raise you a big-headed ghost!"

An Ran glared at Qin Muyan angrily, and went straight into the space.

Qin Xiaogong was left behind again.

Although the process was not satisfactory, the basic goal was achieved.

First, An Ran knew the fact that he was pregnant.

Second, An Ran obediently went into the space.

Qin Muyan begged his grandfather to worship his ancestors and only hoped that the master of the system would enlighten An Ran and keep the little bun, tut.His pup, first litter.

An Ran was lying in the master room of the space, staring at the ceiling in a daze, his mind was muddled, thinking of those things in his previous life for a while, and then thinking of time travel, the blind eyes he suffered in Moon City, and the first time he met Qin Muyan in Xiaoyue Great Forest.

He knows it better than anyone else.Qin Muyan is right, really right, it's okay to tell him.

If it were any other non-orc, this situation should be happy.

are you happy?He can't be happy.

There are quite a few comrades in Huaguo, they are crazy to play, and they have no scruples in doing it. The most important point is that they will not get pregnant and give birth to BB.This point was broken in the Beastman Continent, and An Ran had never been so deeply aware of the difference between Beastmen and non-beastmen on this continent.Even when he saw the orc transforming into beast form for the first time, he didn't have such awareness.

Orcs can transform into beasts to fight powerfully, and non-orcs give birth to cubs to take care of housework.

This is the most traditional way of life in the Beastman Continent.

really.Everyone is normal, but he is not normal.No matter how hard she tried, she couldn't integrate into this world. It was the first time that An Ran felt so obviously depressed.The master of the system was still laughing, but gradually he couldn't laugh anymore. This time, the matter seemed to be serious.

"Dear An Ran!" The master of the system greeted cautiously.

An Ran didn't even roll her eyes, the situation was really serious.

"Isn't it just pregnant with a baby? This is the crystallization of love." To put it another way, the book said that a child is the crystallization of parents' love. "Are you sure it's not a stone but a crystal?"

Heck, finally there is a reaction.It's a pity that it's self-defeating and mocking.

This is not like Enron, which should be vibrant in any environment.The master of the system continued to flip through the books in his mind. After scanning so many gossip romances, there was always one that could be applied.

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"An Ran dear, let me ask you a question."

"You really don't want a baby in your stomach?"

An Ran frowned.It took a long time before he nodded.

"That's easy, you put a big ice cube on your stomach. Guaranteed to solve the problem permanently, and you won't procrastinate after playing all at once." That is, Qin Muyan is outside the space, and if he hears this inside, he can strangle a certain system.

Indeed, he should.How can a man bear children?

But he hesitated when he raised his hand.

Unable to do so, his heart throbbed in pain at the thought of killing the little tadpole that had just popped out of his stomach.He and Qin Muyan's cub will come out of his stomach in ten months, and he will call himself father and Qin Muyan father.

【Honey, are you upside down? 】

A cute little guy like Bao Shaocha, no, cuter than him.

Thinking of these, An Ran swayed.

The master of the system said: "You ask yourself, are you going to do it?"

I can't go down, I really can't go down.Don't worry about it anymore, the master of the system let An Ran know his choice in the most direct way, no matter how entangled or unbelievable, the result is like this.

Wanting to understand this truth, An Ran poured herself a pregnancy nutrient solution and drank it down. Kfc can't be eaten casually, fried, with various additives.

"Slander! Slander! Space products are absolutely green and safe!" The system master yelled.

"Green and safe French fries and fried chicken leg ice cream?" An Ran really didn't believe it.

"Hmph, it's green and healthy food. That stuff is not good for you now. Dear An Ran, please drink the pregnancy nutrition solution obediently. The multifunctional kitchen is very useful when you get tired of drinking it. You can cook and eat by yourself."

cooking?lazy.

An Ran finally understood, these days he has always felt emotionally unstable and very irritable, so it was because of this that he accidentally remembered the various symptoms that pregnant women in those Gongdou Zhaidou dramas would have.

"Hey, Tsundere System, I won't...um..."

"You mean morning sickness?"

Bastard, do you have to say it so clearly?

"Generally speaking, no, um, don't stick to smell the fish, it's fine."

"The beast tide?"

"Take good care of your baby and don't think about those messy things. Your brother will take care of it. I've been here for so many years. It's okay to lose you." An Ran thought for a while, although he was still worried about his brother, but the system master said it was indeed reasonable, I have been here for many years, and there is nothing wrong without him.

An Ran succumbed, facing a decisive multiple-choice question.

If you want a son, you should kill him yourself.

A certain one who claims to always attack real men can't do it.

So, let it be like this, his pure dream of general attack was already a matter of his previous life, and it disappeared with time travel.Will Qin Muyan overwhelm him?Will he have children?

It's unimaginable.

Accepting this fact doesn't mean he doesn't respond.

After Qin Muyan let him win the bid and tried to hide it from him until his belly grew, An Ran was very angry with such behavior.This was originally considered for him and the cub, the safest way, the brain circuit of a non-orc who is pregnant with a cub is always different.

Coupled with the fact that the elder brother who loves and spoils him the most is also involved in this matter, An Ran finds it more difficult to accept.

"Getting angry is not good for a kid." The master of the system turned into a parenting encyclopedia.

He also knew it was bad, Nima couldn't bear it.

"Actually, it's not a big deal. He said it or didn't. The baby is in your belly."

囧, can you understand that?It's a question of trust.

The master of the system really wants to say that with your performance just now, you really don’t have much trust. It’s good to calm down and think through it now. It was really worrying before.Thinking so, the master of the system looked out of the space.Sure enough, a certain loyal dog guarded outside obediently, like an eternal sculpture, not moving a muscle.His eyes were fixed on the place where An Ran disappeared.

An orc can be considered for a non-orc to such an extent that it makes you so nervous.enough.

Of course, you can't say this to An Ran, he is so angry.

"Perhaps you can teach Qin Muyan a severe lesson, so that he will do such inhuman things in the future." The master of the system began to give advice to An Ran against his conscience.

That's not bad, lesson?Let him remember deeply and forever?

An Ran smiled with white teeth, he knew what to do.

No lesson can be remembered for a lifetime, hum, the name is fine.The master of the system was frightened by this smile, and at the same time, it also knew what An Ran was thinking.Immediately, Wu Lei Bang almost fell down on the ground with no smoke on his head, "tut, kiss An Ran, how did you deal with the little brat that came out of your stomach?"

"It's just a nickname, his father can give him a big name."

Isn't his father you?Isn't that you?

An Ran made a plan in her heart.Then flashed out of the space, before the master of the system enlightened him, he had been lying on the big bed in the room for several hours.All kinds of memories, nostalgia, bright sadness.He went out suddenly and surprised Qin Muyan.

Qin Xiaogong was also thinking about it at first, he thought that An Ran would make trouble for a long time this time, but he didn't expect to come out so soon.In his opinion, this time the spanking was much more serious than last time.Thinking of An Ran's quarrel for so long last time, Qin Muyan was ready to fight a protracted battle, but he didn't expect An Ran to come out in such a short time.

Standing up awkwardly, Qin Muyan didn't even know where to put his hands.

"An Ran." The voice was low and a little apprehensive.

"Hmph, are you sure you're wrong?"

Although the tone was not good, An Ran felt relieved when he said that, Qin Muyan was surprised, then delighted.Qin Muyan leaned over and put his hand on An Ran's stomach. After so many days, he finally managed to touch An Ran's stomach. Which father is worse than him?

An Ran patted the back of his hand, "Touch your sister, admit your mistake."

"Daughter-in-law, I was wrong!"

"Huh?" The ending sound picked up, this is unhappy, "What did you say?"

Is the face important or the inside is important?

There's no need to think about it, "Honey, I was wrong." He really wanted to follow An Ran's wishes, but Nima couldn't open his mouth.It’s okay to flirt on the bed, but there is a saying that what the orcs say on the bed is fart, which is not credible.

Well, An Ran didn't force him either, he thought of a more difficult task.

"Ayan." An Ran smiled brightly, Qin Muyan's back felt a chill, feeling something wrong, "Huh?"

"I thought of a cool nickname for your son, do you agree?"

Nodding, nodding.

Qin Muyan of course he agrees, you promised to give him a baby, can he disagree?

An Ran was satisfied, and Qin Muyan realized that An Ran didn't say what his name was, "What's your name, brat?"

"Condom."

A certain Gong was sluggish for a second, and he said he didn't understand.

"what?"

An Ran patiently repeated: "Condom."

Cough cough, Qin Muyan still didn't understand the profound connotation of this nickname, this didn't prevent him from praising An Ran, the daughter-in-law wanted to coax her. "My daughter-in-law got a nice name."

An Ran smiled even brighter, "You think it sounds good too?"

The pure and ignorant Qin Xiaogong nodded.

"I think it's still too subtle. Condoms or something, it's better to call them condoms. Always remind you bastard to wear condoms when you have sex, and don't sow shit around."

Qin Muyan became stiff and petrified, his thoughts were confused and he was about to speak incoherently.At this moment, how much he wished that he hadn't read those messy books translated by the master of the system, he was too knowledgeable to tut, such as this moment.Understanding the deep meaning of the name Condom, Qin Muyan felt sad.

"Xiao Ran."

An Ran Xing Xing stared at him, unable to continue.

After thinking about it for a while, Qin Muyan still felt that it was impossible not to say it. This was related to a major event in the boy's life. If he knew the connotation of this name in the future, he would definitely have a major event.

"Daughter-in-law, don't... I was wrong."

Now you know what was wrong?late.

"Orc warriors don't value credibility the most. Keep your promises? Which bastard promised me?"

Qin Muyan patted his stomach, "Don't be angry. Don't swear, prenatal education, prenatal education."

It's okay if you don't talk about it, but An Ran gets even more angry when she talks about it, her eyes widen, and she waits for Qin Muyan to express her attitude.

promise?Still don't agree?

"Keep the son or keep the name, choose for yourself!"

"I can't choose this one." Qin Muyan only hoped that An Ran would change his mind after a sudden convulsion.

"This must be chosen." An Xiaoshou was determined not to compromise.

"I really can't choose this one." Tut, give the brat a way out.

"I have to choose this death." The attitude is firm.

Qin Xiaogong burst into tears, brat, your father was sorry for you before you were born.Abba will give you a great name, don't worry. "Leave your name."

An Ran was finally at ease.

He rubbed his stomach, condom, condom, you should grow up and come out early, I can't wait.

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The crisis finally passed, at the expense of Xiao Baozi's name.

Qin Muyan began to rack his brains to think of a name for the little guy.To completely overshadow this wretched and cheating name.

An Qi was very happy when he heard Qin Muyan say that his younger brother knew about it and accepted the fact that he was pregnant with a cub.He wanted to pull Qin Muyan to celebrate, but before he could say anything, Qin Muyan said, "Xiao Ran gave the baby a baby name."

"Oh?" An Qi was even happier.This is love.

"It's called a condom."

"The condom is good, it sounds kind, it must be a good boy."

Is this talking nonsense?

For the first time, Qin Muyan felt that it was good to be uneducated. He really didn't want to understand the connotation of this name. Seeing An Qi's cheerful appearance, Qin Muyan felt that for the sake of his brother's physical and mental health, he still didn't explain it in depth.

Our little bun was given such a name by the father who deceived his ancestors before he was born. An Ran missed a little bit after all his calculations. He was not pregnant with one, but two.

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In order not to delay the progress of cultivation, of course, these ten months must be mixed in the space.

It happened to be the Beast Tide Moon, so no time wasted.

An Qi told Qin Muyan a lot of things, and in the end he was worried and told him not to mess around at this time.Looking at his bid winning rate, An Qi couldn't be relieved. How fierce and brutal is this?

The corners of Qin Muyan's mouth twitched, and the iceberg expression that was common in front of everyone except An Ran almost cracked.

His fame was ruined just like that.

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An Qi continued to guard the city wall, waiting for the beast tide to pass.

Qin Muyan and An Ran entered the space, and Qin Muyan read him some literary masterpieces every day, classics for self-cultivation, and chicken soup for the soul.An Ran was still the same, drinking nutrient solution could no longer satisfy him, so he yelled "I want to eat meat."

Aww, this makes Qin Muyan so happy.

A baby who prefers vegetarian food during pregnancy is a non-orc, and a baby who prefers meat is an orc.

An Ran is pregnant with a little orc?

Qin Muyan asked the master of the system to ask for a lot of recipes, and studied for a long time in the high-tech kitchen alone for a whole week. After a week, An Ran ate the dishes cooked by Qin Xiaogong.Qin Muyan himself didn't like it. In order to make Anran eat comfortably, he personally tasted every dish, and he cooked the ones that Anran cooked most in the past, braised pork in brown sauce, boiled fish and so on.

The fishbone was picked side by side, and only the fish meat was left for him.

It was at this time that An Ran was so moved that Qin Muyan could do this without complaint, but he couldn't do without being moved.He eats hard. Ever since he knew he was pregnant with a baby, he has never dared to eat kfc. In the future, all he can eat in the supermarket will be compressed biscuits and nutrient solution. Genetically modified meat products are disgusting, and he hasn’t eaten them for a long time. It's so rustic and so authentic Chinese cuisine.

Qin Muyan was so kind, An Ran felt that it was so good that he didn't make any brainless decisions in a whim.What's wrong with giving birth to a baby, heh heh, a majestic seven-foot man, he can bend and stretch, he can even cast spells, and he is afraid of giving birth to a bastard.

Oh dear, you thought it was one?

you are wrong.

About three, the master of the system congratulated Qin Xiaogong for several rounds as he looked at his belly that seemed to be five or six months old.

"Oh ha ha, there are two in An Ran's stomach!"

Just when Qin Muyan thought he could at least keep a pure child, An Ran destroyed his dream again.

"Well, Ah Yan, the Aojiao system said that there are two buns in my stomach."

Qin Muyan suddenly felt an ominous premonition.

"How about the second child's nickname is Bangbang?"

This time, Qin Muyan resolutely did not ask what An Ran meant.

He made up his own brains according to An Ran's routine thinking, and then the wind became messy.