God of Orcs Miner

Will the orcs addicted to online games obediently find a way to return the space to its original state?

Only a stupid x can do such a stupid thing.

The system guru leisurely reminded them: "Space does not support one-click recovery for now."

~~o(>_<)o~~

An Ran pushed Qin Muyan into the compartment to change clothes, and she smiled and talked to her elder brother. "Brother, didn't you go to play games? Why did you come out so soon?" For an orc who has never played online games, the charm of online games is unquestionable. His brother will come out to find someone because he didn't see him?

Not right.

An Qi didn't mean to fool An Ran, he thought for a while and said, "Something went wrong."

piece of cake?Are you sure it's a small problem?

"Well, we don't have a priest."

Mo, An Ran did not express any opinion, he was speechless. "I remember, I seem to have reminded...well...Nurse is a very important existence." An Qi nodded, but you reminded, who made you call you nanny, tut, it's strange if someone is selected.

Well, An Ran swallowed, "The solution?"

An Qi stared at An Ran, "You and your brother-in-law haven't entered the game yet."

Brother-in-law... Brother-in-law... Brother-in-law...

In an infinite loop, An Ran felt that he wanted to die. Is An Qi really his brother?Is it really his brother?Wasn't it sent by heaven to test him and abuse him?burst into tears. "elder brother……"

"Ok?"

"Can we change the name, Qin Muyan, Mu Yan, Ah Yan can do anything, let alone brother-in-law..." Dandan hurts.

An Qi actually doesn't quite understand what's in his brother's heart, everyone makes him ooxx, it's just a title.Well, if Anran is an out-and-out non-orc, ok, what do you want to call Dumi?The key is he is not!Hua people have a problem, they love face, and they will do anything to hold a face.

There is a saying, I would rather go home and eat pickles, and the scene should be supported.

In the social division of labor in the Beastman Continent, non-beastmen are housekeepers, why?If you don't take care of your husband and teach your children to wash and cook, you still want to attack?dream!An Ran no, my heart is higher than the sky.As an awesome person who was given a golden finger by the time travel god.There is no shortage of life skills and combat skills, as well as sky-defying space support.As long as he is willing, it is a small case to call the wind and call the rain to become the overlord of a party. How can such a boss-level existence be accepted?

This is so shameful.

Although An Qi didn't understand what his younger brother was thinking, he still nodded.

"game?"

"It's useless to count me and Ah Yan. There are at most six people in the team. How many people have you entered?"

Indeed, the two brothers discussed for a long time, and finally found a way to balance.These hundreds of people can't play well, let Jomo work hard to get a group of nurses out.It wasn't until the first batch of nannies went in that the game was barely maintained in a normal state. An Qi was worried about his younger brother's marriage.A person has been busy for a long time without any results, and was finally thrown into the game warehouse by An Ran to continue to struggle.

Qiao Lu and Yan Tong also came out of the magical room.Seeing An Ran eating chicken legs in the living room on the ground floor, the eyes of the two of them lit up, Qiao Lu didn't know how to be polite, so he dragged Yan Tong over.In order to prevent Enron from rebounding too much, the master of the system left him a kfc.Hmph, An Ran didn't publicize it, who made these bastard orcs so unlovable.

After living the life of the second generation ancestor for so long, it is good to go back to the original shape and suffer a little bit.

Qiao Lu took the chicken leg and passed it to Yan Tong's mouth. Yan Tong took a bite and suddenly realized that there was a third person here. An Ran's eyes lit up and stared at these two guys. scary.The ambiguous look in Hong Guoguo's eyes directly reminded Yan Tong of the previous horror episode.

An Ran accidentally opened the door of their room.

The face of the strong orc blushed immediately. Qiao Lu and Yan Tong were a couple, Qiao Lu was the attacker, and Yan Tong was the victim.Their looks are completely opposite. Qiao Lu and Qiao Mo are brothers. Although they are not twins, they are both gentle and handsome.And Yantong, the whole mountainous wild man and rough man.

Beautiful attack and strong acceptance, classic collocation.

An Ran's eyes lit up. He had heard of such a CP combination, but had never seen it with his own eyes.In his previous life, he had seen a middle-aged wretched uncle taking care of a Qianqian young man, and that was also the uncle Gong Shou, who suddenly changed positions. Although he saw these two people every day, he still found it strange.

Qiao Lu was as calm as ever, and Yan Tong was as shy as ever.What lone wolf, bull.Five big, three rough, one man, with dark skin, and his red face is so cute.Qiao Lu also noticed that Yan Tong blushed and stopped eating fried chicken legs, so he knew that An Ran was a bad guy, so he gave him a hard look and cursed in his heart: You bastard.

This kind of deep resentment can be felt by the master of the system.

A certain system felt guilty, and immediately notified An Ran, "Dear An Ran, he scolded you!"

"Do you have to broadcast this kind of thing, Nima?" You can tell by looking at his expression, "Well, what is he doing?"

The master of the system gave him a contemptuous look, "You don't want to know, you bastard!"

"Who told you to arouse my curiosity, you bastard!" Well, the master of the system is also an arrogant bastard. He didn't even get entangled in order to avoid chaos, so he directly betrayed Qiao Lu, "He said you Asshole!"

"Why don't you call me an asshole every day? Damn! Is this scolding? Is it?"

Cough cough, the master of the system remained silent.

An Ran looked at Qiao Lu and snorted, "Don't scold me in your heart, I have mind reading skills, you bastard!"

Fuck it, dear An Ran, you're a fortress.

Why did you accuse the system master just now?

o(╯□╰)o

Qiao Lu froze for a moment, kept his face calm, and continued to complain in his heart: "If you want to blow me up, I won't be fooled!" The master of the system is quite dedicated and doesn't hold grudges, and he interrupted An Ran's broadcast.An Ran took a deep look at Qiao Lu, telling you to pretend to be a bastard and kill your uncle, he lowered his voice, "Patience blows you up!"

Fuck!Damn it!

Qiao Lu's eyes almost popped out. He has lived for more than thirty years, and he has never encountered such a supernatural event.

hell?Is this the possession of the beast god Arthurs?

An Ran continued to pretend to be sophisticated, "Well, stop guessing, I am a god!"

... Menstrual illness.

Qiao Lu didn't want to make jokes about An Ran anymore, An Ran was a different kind.His acting style is weird, and no one can see through.You don't say I want you to say, "Qiao Lu..."

At the end of the ecstasy, Qiao Lu didn't shake, but Yan Tong shook three times.

"Is the room okay? Is it comfortable? Are you used to sleeping? Do you want to go in every day?"

A certain orc looked at An Ran like an idiot. "Okay, don't you know? Qin Muyan still can't satisfy you, do you still have the experience to inquire about other people's bed? Do you want me to die every day when you go in every day?"

Ahem, someone, you answered too carefully.

"Didn't I investigate the condition of the room to help further improve it. ╮(╯▽╰)╭, and also. I'm the gong! It's the total gong! Ah Yan is my wife."

shock!Jaws drop!

"Qin Muyan... is it... your wife? Damn it! Come and strike me to death!"

As soon as Qiao Lu finished speaking, a certain wretched master became excited.Is this what he asked for?It doesn't violate the law of space even if you hack it to death!Since it is a system, of course it only understands the literal meaning without distinguishing the sensory color.

The master of the system acted, and he acted again, after Qin Muyan was beaten to impotence.

Suddenly, a thunderbolt flashed in the room of the super future, and it hit Qiao Lu directly in a white pattern. The master of the system is very common sense and experienced. Certainly no one can die.It's hard to deal with the broken brain, it directly avoided the upper body, aimed at a key part of Qiao Lu's sex, and smashed the thunder down.

Crack... crack...

Have you ever seen a hermaphrodite?

I am afraid that many people have seen it. Most of what you have seen is left white and right black or left black and right white.

Comrade Qiao Lu set a precedent.His abdomen was still white and tender, and his military uniform was complete.It's just that the hair exploded from the electric shock.But the pants were scorched black by a bolt of lightning. At this time, Qin Muyan and An Qi had the third conversation between orcs.

Well, the first time was in the forest during the Tournament, and the second time was in a tent in the camp not long ago.This is the third time that An Qi officially handed over his younger brother to Qin Muyan. He talked miscellaneously about the two brothers' childhood, saying that An Ran was very obedient, cute and innocent when he was young. Dad walked around the market together with his shoulders on his shoulders.An Qi met his father. When he was seven or eight years old, his father had an accident while pregnant with An Ran. The child was born early, but he himself lost his life.

This is to save Tang Jiang, Tang Jiang, the former Lord of Moon City.

Little Anran's health was very bad, because of premature birth, he was half a beat slower than other children since he was a child. At that time, Tang Jiang probably liked his father's self-cultivation, and his father's tragedy. The two little guys made a baby kiss.

Qin Muyan probably knew that An Ran had a story with the Tang family, but this was the first time he heard such a detailed story.

Some inside information is unknown to Enron.

He was very young at that time, but An Qi was already six or seven years old.

Speaking of the doll, Qin Muyan's eyes darkened for a moment, and soon returned to normal. An Qi could guess what he was thinking. As an orc, whoever hears his daughter-in-law holding it on the tip of his heart still has such a painful wife? A period of time in the past, although nothing bad happened, I feel uncomfortable.

Qin Muyan was quite tolerant and didn't explode on the spot.

An Qi talked a lot about An Ran's cute appearance when she was a child, until her father left, An Ran was fostered to the Tang family in Wangyue City, and she was sent to the Maca Academy in the imperial capital.It wasn't all smooth sailing for him at Maca Academy. Because of his outstanding combat talent, he was regarded as a thorn in the side of many aristocratic families. He was still too innocent at that time. When he entered the forest for training, he was bullied by the team and almost lost his life. , It took two years to raise it well.That's why they were separated for five years, but An Qi was only a third grader.

In order for his younger brother to live a good life, An Qi didn't shy away from anything, and told him everything he knew, repeating those few words over and over again, be nice to Xiao Ran, otherwise my brother will definitely settle accounts with you.Xiaoran is the treasure in the hands of my father and me.

Etc., etc.

When they finished talking, they heard a "crack".

Thinking that some high-tech accident happened, he rushed out to have a look, An Qi was dumbfounded, and Qin Muyan was in pain.

Speaking of being struck by lightning, no one has as much experience as him. The moment of ecstasy, as well as the long period of immobility and sexual dysfunction left a deep shadow on Qin Muyan.This is not counted, the worst thing is the healing process.There were more than a dozen kinds of pills, and An Ran touched the stick with his hand. He felt very refreshed, and various situations emerged one after another.

After much difficulty, I finally became firm and lifted it up.

Fuck, it swells when you touch it.It got bigger and bigger and couldn't go away.

That's scarier than not doing it, isn't it?That experience left an indelible mark on Qin Muyan.He tried his best not to remember the things that had been deeply sealed in his mind, because Qiao Lu remembered with that ecstasy.At this moment, Qin Muyan's first reaction was pain in the egg, and he trembled deeply from the bottom of his soul, and then he remembered to sympathize with Qiao Lu.

It seemed that he was hacked because he molested An Ran. Did that bastard Qiao Lu do the same thing?

Qin Muyan glared at him. If he dared, the uncle would cut his penis.

cough cough.Sentencing blindly is wrong, and a clear investigation is a must.Before Qin Muyan could ask, An Qi was stunned, and spoke first: "What happened?" They walked towards the direction where An Ran and the others were, and could not get in.The blown wind hit Qiao Lu, and then something even more painful happened.

The trousers of Joe's army uniform seemed to be brittle from a lightning strike.When the wind blows, it turns into ashes and floats to the ground.There is not even a complete piece, and it cannot be sewn or glued. Hey!Of course, the only thing that is tragic is the military trousers outside.Cough cough, after a layer of dust was spread on the ground, Qiao Lu's black underpants were exposed.

Black... boxer shorts...

baggy...

A certain part hangs limply...

An Ran didn't mean to be obscene, he couldn't help but looked at a certain important part, and when everyone was stunned, he couldn't control again and whistled.

o(╯□╰)o

Qin Muyan immediately walked over and hooked An Ran so that an unconscious non-beast man buried his head in his arms.

Hmph, is it too late for An Ran to tell Qin Muyan?

He has seen it clearly.

This guy Qiao Lu looks gentle, and his muscles are really good. Compared with the blurry moment when he opened the door before, this time he can see clearly. An Ran is a little distressed. Split into dregs?

The master of the system got a black line, "Nimma, do you want to face? Do you know how to write the word chastity? Shouldn't you turn a blind eye and listen but not hear it? You are born to be Uncle Qin's man, and die to be Uncle Qin's ghost?"

"Rolling the ball, I can't do a few sighs. Cough cough, I don't want to see him reveal too much, curious, cough cough, curious." An Ran rubbed against Qin Muyan's arms. They were all men. Seeing what happened to their eyes, they rubbed each other It doesn't matter.

all men...

"Hey, this is the Beastman Continent! Don't worry about your own image, but also worry about someone's mood, dear An Ran, he has a wife!" Daughter-in-law?Oh, Iwato.

An Ran struggled and wanted to poke her head out to see Yantong's reaction.

Qin Muyan refused to give up, An Ran was helpless.

At this time, he didn't dare to provoke Qin Muyan rashly, a certain orc didn't believe in his concentration.

What is Yantong's expression?Yan Tong was already dumbfounded, he didn't even care whether An Ran saw all of his cp, he just stared at Qiao Lu with wide eyes.As the leading lone ranger in the Southern Continent's mercenary world, Qiao Lu existed like Optimus Prime. This was the first time he encountered such a shameful thing.He himself was also stupid, he was in a trance when he was struck by lightning, and he was dumbfounded for dozens of seconds.Suddenly feeling his legs go cold, the afro-headed orc looked down blankly.

Pants...they have it.

The part struck by lightning was dark and frightening, and it became whiter as it went down.

As for where he was struck by lightning, there is no need to discuss this in depth based on the degree of atrophy of the system master.

In short, there is no doubt that Qiao Lu was worse than Qin Muyan.

While sympathizing with Qiao Lu, Qin Muyan felt relieved, at least the lightning didn't aim so accurately when it struck him.Look at the military trousers are all dusty, so how can they still be used?After sighing, Qin Muyan felt lucky for him. At any rate, he ate Yantong in his mouth before, and was ecstasy in the high-tech room. Well, although the treatment process may be more... bumpy, it is better than Not strong enough to eat.

Compared with Qin Muyan's complicated heart, An Qi is much simpler.He directly asked the question that made many people's eggs hurt: "What happened?"

"Hmm...he raised his head to the sky and screamed, saying that a thunderbolt would strike him to death..."

Thunder is coming?So simple?

"Is he stupid?"

Only then did An Ran remember the beginning of this matter, and looked up at Qin Muyan's face with a guilty conscience.Qin Muyan noticed his little tricks. A certain orc thought that the situation this time was the same as what he encountered last time. Wasn't it because Qiao Lu wanted to eat An Ran's tofu?Anger rushed up.Before he had time to injure Qiao Lu a second time, An Ran spoke.

The sound is very small and faint.

"I said Ah Yan is my daughter-in-law, who made him not believe it."

Petrochemical!Completely petrified!

Qin Muyan blinked and looked at An Ran inquiringly.It seems that he did not expect it to be such a simple reason.

An Ran shrinks her neck.nod.The two of them were obviously not on the same level. An Ran was worried about the idea of ​​a daughter-in-law, while Qin Muyan was concerned about whether An Ran was eaten tofu.As long as they know exactly what it is, it doesn't matter what it's called.

Qin Muyan didn't give Anran a bad look on the spot, he stretched out his hand and patted Anran's butt.

"Bastard."

So the crisis is over?

An Ran smiled obsequiously and hummed.

It's better for Ah Yan, don't care about such trivial things, it greatly satisfies his vanity.

The master of the system looked at An Ran sympathetically.Poor child, even after being eaten up, he still has such thoughts.Qin Muyan's accommodating you in this aspect is to get it back from you on the other hand when the two of you are alone, hey!

Do you understand or not?

An Ran didn't understand, he only knew that he was saving face, and as for the matter in bed, he was quite happy anyway.

If you really accidentally caused bad consequences, wouldn't there be a panacea?

The master of the system shook his head, and did this only twice, dear An Ran, you have fallen.

People who want to be daughter-in-law are different.

……

On the other side, An Qi frowned and didn't know how to deal with the situation.He has never encountered such a situation where Lei Pi became sexually dysfunctional. Of course, Qin Muyan will never take the initiative to confess that he has encountered it. This is related to the face of the orcs.

It is not shameful to lose face in front of one's own wife.Hmph, these orcs must not be allowed to see a joke.

Qiao Lu himself was also stupid.He seemed to have completely forgotten that there was a non-orc in the house. Although the non-orc was pressed into his arms by Qin Muyan and protected tightly, he also forgot that he was only wearing a pair of boxer underpants.Just like Qin Muyan's reaction at the beginning.Qiao Lu reached out and poked the stick.

Limp and unconscious.

I don't... feel it.

It was obviously very painful when it was chopped, and then numb for a while, why did I lose consciousness?

Qiao Lu didn't believe in evil, so he stretched out his hand and squeezed it again.

Sure enough, there was no reaction at all.

The master of the system smiled unkindly, he knew that An Ran had an antidote, "Dear An Ran, it's time for you to appear on stage."

"Second guy, I'm taking out the medicine now, didn't I tell others that I've done research in this area a long time ago?"

"Then what happened?"

"You still don't believe me when I say you're a fool," An Ran scorned the master of the system, "Would a normal person study this? Isn't this a way to bring hatred to Ah Yan?" This little thing was a pleasure in the two of them's room, It's not beautiful to tell others.

An Ran thought for a while, but didn't struggle to get out, and muffled in Qin Muyan's arms: "Qiao Lu, don't worry, I will definitely study the antidote and cure you. I am a master-level pharmacist, cough cough."

Qiao Lu was of course happy to hear that there was hope.

He asked rather eagerly: "When?"

Well, I have to wait a few days, after all, I haven't done similar research.

When An Ran said this, it was a lie that Qin Muyan was not moved. He knew best that An Ran wanted to cherish his dignity as an orc.Thinking of this, he hugged An Ran tighter, his heart was as sweet as honey.

As for Iwato, after finally having some hope, he despaired again.

"Well, I will try my best," An Ran swallowed, "Get some medicine for the wound first, and if you can't bear it during this time, the little chrysanthemum can also be used."

……

"Fuck you..."

Cough cough, this is just expressing strong grief and indignation.

An Ran shook her head, "You're already like this, fuck pp! Take care of yourself, dear, don't offend the pharmacist!"

Yan Tong nodded to An Ran, begged him to do his best, and then helped Qiao Lu upstairs to rest, wearing boxer shorts so naked that it was out of place.After they left, An Qi frowned and asked anxiously: "Xiao Ran, are you sure?"

Well, there are some things that my brother can't say.

An Ran made the sign of the cross in her heart and repented fiercely twice, then she came out of Qin Muyan's arms, and said rather sadly: "Try it, I have never practiced this kind of medicine."

What is it called?Cheating?No, no, it's Brother Keng!