prince meets king

That night, the emperor flipped through the green-headed sign on Rong Chang's clothes—he had no one else to flip through, and Rong Chang's clothes were quite sturdy, so he couldn't do without flipping through them—the two of them played in the water together, and hurriedly washed and slept.Rong was quite dissatisfied with changing clothes, one person and one cold quilt, and within 5 minutes of lying down, she went outside the quilt and patted him: "Hey, come to my husband..."

Gu Zhe said that sleeping in separate rooms is very respectable.

Duan Rong refused: "No! Hurry up, come into my husband's arms!" By the way, he took off his quilt and put it on top of his quilt, so that he wouldn't be frozen when he rolled over.

But Gu Zhe buried his face in the quilt, and suddenly said sullenly that I'm afraid I'm not good at it.Then he said dully, I'm not very good at it.

Duan Rong pulled his face out: "What do you mean? Look at me and say."

But Gu Donglin couldn't even do this.He neither dared to look, nor dared to speak, his face turned red and he was covered in cold sweat, Duan Rong could see the clue.

"I really can't..." Gu Donglin retracted again, "I chased my girl, I was never chased...I don't know."

"Oh——" Duan Rong dragged out a long ending, leaned over and turned the person to his forehead, his eyes were bright, "I didn't realize...so I like me so much...pretending to be real Something like that, huh?"

Gu Donglin stretched out his hand to push him, but because the quilt was closed together, he accidentally touched his hot skin, and when he shrank halfway, he grabbed him hard and dragged him around his neck.

"You have to watch me, get used to me..." Duan Rong also tore off his quilt in one go, hooked him into his arms and turned it over as a pot sticker, sticking it on his belly, "You have to watch it all your life, always so shy Seduce me timidly, what will happen...you think for yourself..."

Gu Donglin was hugged tightly by him, motionless and pretended to be dead, saying that I was shy and honest, I was intellectual and sincere.

Duan Rong said okay, okay, in order to repay your intellectual sincerity, I'll start with hugging, okay?Gu Donglin still looked hopeless, but sneakily kicked his leg.Duan Rong was frozen half to death, he hissed, and then circled around the people contentedly and let out a long sigh of relief.

After a moment of silence, Duan Rong said happily, "Honey, I recommend you a scrub for exfoliating..."

"Then go and shave your legs quickly."

"My wife, I have good intentions!"

"I'm kind enough, too. Caesar and Octavian also shaved their legs. In order to make the hair on their legs softer, they rolled roasted chestnuts on their legs..."

"Hiss hurts..." Duan Rong dubbed.

Gu Donglin secretly raised his eyes and looked at him, "Hey, since you've entered the house, you have to make rules."

Duan Rong hurriedly pressed her ear to his mouth to show that she was listening attentively.

"Don't blame the past." Gu Zhe was magnanimous, "Anyway, you had no status or status back then, and you could be forgiven for doing anything out of the ordinary, and you didn't even know who you were loyal to, and people's hearts tended to fluctuate... Now it's different , you are Xiaorongren, Xuancheng, Xiangongyi, Zhidechun, Huiyi, Tianqi Shengwen Queen, and the little elder brothers are all looking at you from the window..."

Duan Rong let out an "uh" to tell the truth, is there really an older brother looking out the window, don't tell ghost stories in the middle of the night...

"In short, I have only one request for you...to be extremely brilliant and moderate."

Duan Rong was silent for a while.

"Is this a house rule?"

Gu Zhe nodded.

"Can you be more specific? For example, what can't be done, what can be done..."

Gu Zhe said that it is up to you to judge for yourself, I just tell you, there are so many things in life, I will tell you what to do one by one, if you know it yourself, then it will be fine!

Duan Rong said that I didn't count them, how would I know where they were counted!I can't figure out what you like. It's obviously a flirt, but if you flirt, you will be hated. My husband is very sad.

"You are a husband, so you should do what a husband should do. If you do your job well, then you are a good person, your life has meaning, and you have achieved something when you die. Point to your tombstone and say, Duan Rong, XXXX-XXXX, a good uncle of the Gu family, a good son of the Duan family, a people’s artist, and a model of a good husband. How wonderful! You must have a whole heart that exists in heaven. The concept of 'husband', and then you do it according to him. For example, a good husband will not lose his temper suddenly, and go outside to put a cuckold on his wife. A good husband will ask questions frankly, he Will ask: Wife, I heard that you are going to get married, and the groom is not me. Is there such a thing? Then the wife will say: You are blind, go wash the dishes! Then nothing will happen, and you will die. What are you doing for a month!"

Duan Rong said that this husband is very good, but this wife is not right... and she always feels that I am going to die...

"I'm going to tell you about this. You can't always be like this. You walk fast or slow on a road, and you will eventually come to the end, but once you find the wrong way, you will be in trouble! How can you provoke me while trying to make me I love you more! You are too shameful."

Duan Rong said that it is usually like this: "And I was very angry at the beginning, okay? I don't want to get along with you at all. You bully me to death all day long, and in the end even your wife and son are angry. With that, I'm still with you?! I have something wrong."

Gu Zhe yelled at the presumptuousness, and then asked why he was so shameless and posted everywhere.

Duan Rong hurriedly hugged him tightly: "...Isn't that suffocating, I have no choice but to admit it. I can't sit in the main room, try to be a side room, and earn back as a sex friend..."

Gu Zhe yelled at me for being fucking shit with you: "If I really want to get married, I'll never see you again! Take a step back, if I really do have sex with you, I won't let you go You know I'm married, and I'll make you think you're married to me!"

Duan Rong froze: "Then are you married now?"

Gu Donglin smirked and said he was asleep.

Duan Rong asked again: What if I do something wrong?

Gu Donglin looked at his beautiful hands, touched the huge ruby ​​ring for a while, and touched the simple silver wristlet for a while, and said no, I am very smart, as long as you are moderate, you can't go wrong.

Duan Rong sighed, took off the ring and put it on his ring finger: "If I really did something wrong, but I don't know it, what will I do if you get angry and run away?"

Gu Donglin said don't worry, no, it's really wrong...then kill him, why should I run away.

Duan Rong finally decided to go to the sleeping place to find comfort in the chill, so she hugged someone and stopped talking.

The next day, Duan Rong sent Gu Donglin back to the campus. As soon as he got out of the car, he met the annoyed Xie Yuan and Han Yu who was wearing sunglasses.When they bumped into each other head-on, Xie Yuan came to his senses first, and let out a yo, "Is this reconciliation as before?"

Gu Donglin groaned: "Ru Chu? It may not be good at the beginning——Zha Mao, what are you doing here? You two know each other?"

Han Yu chewed his gum, looked at Xie Yuan and then at Gu Donglin: "You two know each other?"

Duan Rong stepped forward and gave him a backlash: "You are probably the one who said that I change one day after another, huh?! How much you hate me! You don't scream when you see someone!"

Han Yu was carried away pitifully and slipped in front of Gu Donglin and bowed: "Second Cousin Sister-in-law."

The second cousin said that she couldn't bear it.

"Oh, by the way, Second Cousin, the sports car that Second Cousin gave to Xiao Huangxian has a broken tire. If there is no replacement in China, you have to import it. Why would you reimburse me?"

The second cousin was stunned: "Little Huang Xian? A sports car?" Then she gave the second cousin a meaningful look.The second cousin trembled, this is about to be killed, about to be killed!

Xie Yuan added fuel to the flames and leaned on his second cousin's shoulders: "Brother Rong, have you seen Xiao Qi Gege's samurai sword? He is practicing Juhedao. Juhedao wants to draw the sword to see the blood and strike instantly Kill him, you should do it yourself, otherwise your little elder brother... I'm afraid you won't be able to keep him."

"Nonsense! To

I want to cut off his lower three roads, and I must not use my precious sword... I must choose a snowy night like a quiet and deserted one, take some snow foam and rub it there, rub it, rub it until the balls shrink into a ball When it is time, use a fruit knife to gently pull a hole at the bottom to squeeze out the two balls.That's all, everything will be fine and clean. "

Duan Rong said that it sounds real and painful...

Xie Yuan took Gu Donglin aside: "Xiao Qi, you are someone else...Leave me alone..." Without words, tears flowed first. "Are you planning to live together?"

Gu Donglin said probably.

"Remember, a woman goes to a man's house to run, and to be a concubine... He must be hired by three matchmakers..."

Gu Donglin thought for a while: "No, it's not 'Ben', but 'Lucky'."

Xie Yuan Daosao, it makes sense, but it doesn't make sense why you are lucky and married.

Gu Donglin thought about it again: "I'm planning to change Yuantian Book Long Live, or Long Live Dengfeng [Note]. Which one do you think is better?"

Xie Yuan suddenly realized: "It turns out that it is Emperor Zetian! It makes sense!" Then he lowered his head and pondered for a while, "There is something I have never known whether to say or not to say."

"say."

"This matter is a little too good." Xie Yuan stroked his chin, "A handsome, multi-gold entertainment godfather-level homosexual is trying to chase you, class resistance, no; family resistance, no; mistress resistance, no; Don't you think it's too good to be a trap?"

Gu Donglin tossed the samurai sword to him, "You are too involved in politics. I am the Son of Heaven, a man of noble birth, with my own dragon aura to protect my body - two words, fate is good. By the way, help me bring the knife Go back to China!" Xie Yuan said that you should take it easy.

Turning around, Duan Rong asked you to take out the controlled knives?Gu Donglin glanced at Han Yu, who was scratching his ears and cheeks, and said meaningfully: He has a special plane.

After returning to the country, Gu Zhe rode a Brady brand Luanfeng Chunen bike to Ronghua Palace, and said goodbye to the four-person apartment.Before turning back, Lao Zhang bumped into Duan Rong when he was helping to pack the bags: "Brother, you have great courage."

Duan Rong smiled without showing her teeth, very virtuous.

"Gu Zhe is an extreme conservative, do you know that?"

Duan Rong continued to smile without showing her teeth.

"This kind of people is called a reactionary in the common saying."

Duan Rong couldn't hang on anymore.

"You will definitely be domesticated and enslaved by him," he tipped his gold-rimmed glasses, "we didn't block it."

Then Lao Zhang said the most clever and accurate sentence in his life: "From now on, every day when you go home, you will see your wife is mentally divided."

【Note】: all

Wu Zetian's reign.