prince meets king

This incident happened after the CP names of the two became widely known. Walking in the company, they could hear gossip about "Drunken Dream" in the tea room. Gu Zhe expressed his distress. This bunch of fools.And Mr. Duan thought that although the process was not so good, at least the result was not so bad, so he took his dream, his god king, and his half-brother to participate in small parties from time to time. A poke to the side is enough, it means that Mrs. Duan may be rehabilitated in the near future.

Duan Niangniang is in the prime of life, and is recognized as a popular lover. Now she squints her eyes and thinks about marrying. The person she wants to marry is still a 30-year-old old man who comes out of nowhere and knows how to eat, drink and watch women every day. But it angered many idiots who were thinking about the past or the future.Because the base number of idiots is relatively large, according to the theory of probability, the possibility of something strange is also greatly increased, and it is very easy to turn into a bloody incident.

That day, Duan Rong and Gu Donglin came out of a new club opened by their friends. Duan Rong probably forgot something and turned around to get it. Gu Donglin wandered slowly to the underground parking lot first.As a result, as soon as he got to his car, he saw a group of punks surrounded by seventy or eighty people, puffing and laughing with their trouser pockets in the car.

Gu Zhe knew the situation was not good.According to the results of his analysis, this group of people formed an effective arc-shaped meniscus formation, with the wings raised high, which is a standard fast-break formation, and he is in the center of the circle. If they have long-range weapons, they have already been shot into hedgehog.

So Gu Zhe immediately entered the state of preparation for battle.

However, he firmly believes that war is just a continuation of politics, and diplomacy is the most important thing, so he invites you to smoke while entering the state of preparation for war.Duan Rong would usually take a sip, but just now I put a few packs on it, and stuffed it in his pocket when there was no place to put it.

The brothers took his good cigarette carelessly, lit it, sighed, then raised their hands and slapped him across the face.

This is fine.

A scholar can be killed but cannot be humiliated, Gu Zhe is furious...

When Duan Rong rushed to the parking lot, he still couldn't figure out the situation for a while.He just saw seven or eight punks wearing racerback vests of various colors, and Gu Zhe, who was scurrying between the cars.If the former is left alone, it must be a tragedy.Because, at that time, the Germanic tradition was perfectly revived in Gu Zhe, and it was embodied in the form of Nazi Germany.

The suit was taken off slowly, smoothed, and hung on the elbow.Wear a pair of white gloves, walk into the room and play a piece of classical piano. The background accompaniment is the hail of bullets outside the window, and the desperate screams in the gas chamber next door... very noble and glamorous, it is definitely a big killer of human civilization.

Duan Rong saw him suddenly stretch out his hand from underneath, dragged the person off the roof of the car, and slammed his neck hard while riding on his waist. He felt cold sweat, and thought that he had indeed taken the right route, and it would be safer to take this route from now on. , I really don't mess with Gu Zhe... This strong, god-king, and impactful DPS... Even calling the security guard hesitated a bit.

But as for why Gu Zhe was injured, then...

Those gangsters didn't see anything right, if this continues, don't say that they can't be dealt with, the guerrilla fighters have all dealt with them, and immediately resorted to their last weapon.When Gu Zhe saw the watermelon knife, he looked up to the sky and smiled, and then took a miserable step forward: "You have the guts! Just poke it!"

Duan Rong yelled amidst the footsteps of the security guards in the brigade: "Okay, okay!"

As a result, not only the scholars who take the liberal arts route cannot be humiliated, but the gangsters who take the martial arts route are humiliated to this extent, and they are also exploded. They really stabbed him and then ran away with oil on the soles of their feet.This happened so fast, Duan Rong watched Gu Zhe with an extra handle, and couldn't help but his eyes darkened. He rushed to take a closer look, blood was flowing everywhere, and he was so scared that he didn't know what to do. done.Gu Donglin still had the strength to kick him at this time, "Drive."

Duan Rong couldn't even insert the key tremblingly, he poked it three times, and then started racing when he reached the main road.Gu Donglin looked at the pointer, and at his distraught appearance, repeatedly asked him to park under the landmark building, and then dialed 120.When it was 120, Duan Rong became very angry, trembling and trying to strangle him to death.He said what are you fighting with them, can't you just run up?Aren't there security guards up there?Do you have to fight?

Gu Zhe was weak: "They slapped me..."

Duan Niangniang's nose was sour: "Didn't you always say that you should be cautious and think twice! You saw the knife and ran away!"

Gu Zhe said that I was cautious: "The sage said that when someone slaps you, you have to slap him with the other half of your face."

Duan Rong said yes, so why was it marked?

Gu Zhe bowed his head silently: "If you are holy and benevolent, how dare I?" Then he added, I didn't know they had knives.

Duan Rong said, I think you played very well.

Gu Zhe shyly said, "I have a quicker mind, and I can think twice faster than the average person... so they can't dodge after making a move..."

Madam Duan didn't dare to talk to him anymore, she took off her suit and wrapped it around him, and didn't dare to hug him tightly, she saw her face getting whiter and whiter, and the cushion underneath her getting redder and redder, The smell of blood filled the car, and I almost fainted.When the ambulance came, the doctor asked, "Are you a relative?"

Duan Niangniang said yes with red eyes.

The doctor nodded with experience: "Prepare another stretcher."

Gu Zhefei was in trouble, but fortunately he thought twice, he knew to turn around when he stabbed him, and blocked it with his hand, so the wound was all on his arm.Now I don't have to go to work anymore, I have insurance and I have paid vacations, and I am so rich that I am very happy.Duan Rong saddled him into a special ward, then saddled a few bastards into the prison, and terminated the contract with the ghost behind the scenes. Afterwards, he was still angry and hated. For a while, he ignored the instigator and only delivered food every day. If you don't see anyone, you have to fight him coldly.

Gu Zhe was fine, so he took a photo with his arms hanging and passed it around his neck.As soon as it was uploaded, some rare visitors came uninvited.

The door was thrown much more forcefully than Duan Rong, and one could see the fury of the head of state: "Gu Donglin! You bastard!"

When Gu Donglin heard this address, he was clever, and quickly knelt down with his arms folded.

"What are you doing?! You made an appointment with the liberals, ah?!"

Gu Zhe even said that he didn't dare, and he didn't dare to say that Duan Rong, that dead ghost, caused a romantic debt outside, and only said that he robbed money.

"Steal money? Steal you? Are you blind? Steal your ass!" The woman yelled so loudly that the nurses in the entire corridor heard it all over. "You can't run when you see people?! You thought you were a hero after learning a little bit of boxing from those ghosts?!"

Gu Donglin was terrified and yelled at for a long time, he didn't even dare to fart, and halfway he wanted to be dog-legged: "Drink tea? Drink tea, drink tea!"

The woman yelled at your sister and had to go to work, so she left the thermos and left.Gu Donglin opened the lid and looked at the stewed pork ribs and lotus root soup, hehe, hehe he laughed stupidly.He was smiling, but Han Yu actually pushed the door open and entered, saw his stupid appearance, let out a "Yo", and slapped his thigh hard through the quilt.

The woman yelled: "Shoot your mother! You have long hands! He is covered in bruises!"

As soon as Han Yu took off his sunglasses and looked back, he saw that the female version was fighting against the Buddha, guess what? Gu Donglin is indeed straight?Is this meeting Zhonggong?So he sat down properly, without saying a word.

It's just that Zhonggong is his die-hard fan. After his startled glance, Zhonggong always turned his head to look at him, with a half-believing expression, Gu Donglin looked amused at her appearance: "Don't look, it's Han Yu himself."

It was cloudy and sunny in Zhonggong immediately, and he happily threw the phone to him, asking him to take a group photo with the two of them and ask him to sign autographs, but then he ignored him and decided to go with Han Yu.Han Yu came to visit a sick man and wanted to take advantage of it. Who would have bumped into the Zhonggong inexplicably and was missed by the Zhonggong empress.

Zhong Gong and Han Yu didn't stay for long, one had to go to work and the other had to film, and finally left together, leaving His Majesty alone.When the woman came to the door and looked back at him, she suddenly snorted, and she will clean you up tomorrow.

His Majesty's ears immediately perked up,

Hey, hey, hey.

The next day, Duan Rong came back immediately, ready to fight a protracted battle. Presumably, he got first-hand information about his love rival from his godlike opponent and pig-like teammates.But still ignore him, just patronize the construction of fortifications, put a vase at the door, put roses, and bring a usual perfume to spray someone's bedding from head to toe.

Gu Donglin hung his arms and played with the board, but ignored him.

When Zhonggong came, he saw that the station had turned into a palace, and immediately thought he had gone to the wrong room: the whole room was a hundred times more exquisite than the beast sleeping on the bed.Mr. Duan was sitting on the edge of the bed, peeling apples with his legs crossed. When he saw her, he greeted her politely and strangely. He was very old-fashioned and polite.

When His Majesty saw the situation, he knew that the rain and dew in the harem were out of balance, and he was a little out of control.The mother in the middle palace is all over the world, so she naturally realized that the atmosphere today was very strange, she was suspected of forcing the palace, and even scolded him carefully, until Duan Niangniang went to the men's toilet to pee.

Zhonggong looked confident: "It turns out that not only the person is wrong, but also the gender is wrong, no wonder."

His Majesty trembled: "It's not like this! It's not like this! Don't talk nonsense if you haven't decided!"

Zhong Gong sneered: "Very good, very suitable. Tell him, work harder when the time comes, and I am happy to see the results." After speaking, he ruthlessly stuffed a box of kiwi fruit into the drawer.

Your Majesty was terrified, and couldn't resist the temptation of the kiwi, so he turned into a hozen in an instant, rubbing back and forth on the bed, feeling very happy. While beating his head, Nakamiya miraculously pulled out the fruit with both ends, and crushed it Messy, waited for him to eat three, and then took the bag away.Duan Niangniang was peeling apples on the opposite side and she almost knelt down. She really looked up at the mountains and walked about. She realized that Zhonggong not only had the advantage of a complete set of genitals, but she also beat him several streets in the field of kiwi fruit removal. She was very thoughtful for a while.