prince meets king
Chapter 29 Sex Unemployed
"The atmosphere between Mr. Gu and his wife was very wrong that day!" Xia Chunyao followed Yan Runyu and kicked his slippers, "Ms.'s face is so bad! Did they break up? Will Mrs. Gu be overwhelmed!"
"It's possible." Lao Zhang poured the milk by himself, "Those in their line of work spend their days meditating. When they meditate and meditate, they either sink themselves into the river or shoot themselves to death—it's the same for people who engage in political philosophy. , sooner or later, believe me."
Yan Runyu was in a hurry to circle around: "I didn't bring my mobile phone, I took all my clothes and pants, but I took my money and my ID card, and I took the English version of Utopia too...it should be fine, right?"
Old Zhang said it was difficult to say: "Even if he dies, he will be buried with "Utopia". People who engage in political philosophy are like this, trust me."
"The stack of papers on The Prince is gone too!" Xia Chunyao blinked.
The other two breathed a sigh of relief: "Take Machiavelli...it seems to be all right."
After Gu Donglin left, there was no news at all, and he came back after a month and a half, just in time for the freshmen to enroll.He has lost a lot of weight, and his skin is peeling from the sun, but he is in good spirits, radiant, and his eyes are surprisingly bright. It looks like he has been to his hometown in the south of the Yangtze River and has been taken care of by Qianli Shuize.He put down a sack of dried shrimp that he carried with him, and accepted three interrogations.
"Going back to my hometown, I helped the old man and the old lady raise shrimps all summer. The life of a noble...was not watching melons in the field and playing with sugarcane, or peeling a few figs and stuffing them into my mouth. I went to bed at noon and took a few dogs with me in the afternoon. Fishing, lobster fishing... Once the typhoon is over, it is very good to discuss with the government for pensions."
Yan Runyu and Lao Zhang looked at each other: "Agricultural insurance that has been making a lot of noise in the south a few days ago...could it be you..."
"It's nothing. Shrimp are very delicate, and they will get sick when the weather is hot or cold. Every time a typhoon comes, I worry about it. I collected some signatures on behalf of the folks in the village, and prepared a statement of opinion for our city government. "Gu Donglin smiled, "We are quite open-minded over there. Although we think I am an opinion element, we still treat me to a good meal several times in a row, just because I am afraid that I will petition."
Lao Zhang chuckled: "Then you made a comment, and then stabbed it at the media, causing a storm."
Gu Donglin smiled: "I happened to go to Qidong to avoid the limelight, and I happened to meet a female teacher who was researching group sports there. She also invited me to dinner."
Xia Chunyao quickly peeled off a shrimp and stuffed it into Yan Runyu's mouth, "Then how is Teacher Gu healing?"
Gu Donglin smiled gently: "I'm stronger than a shrimp."
Yan Runyu was frightened by Comrade Chunyao—he has often been in this state recently—and was dumbfounded, only Lao Zhang gave a suspicious oh.
Gu Donglin smiled: "As soon as she left, she lost her sense of security and couldn't sleep, so she booked a plane ticket to go home that night. I left the group when I was 20, and when I was almost 30, I was suddenly beaten back to my original form and became a Older unmarried young men - it's like waking up and still messing around on the desk in the third year of high school."
This metaphor made a group of liberal arts students and art students shudder, and they strongly agreed with it.
"Without the mulberry fishpond, the old lady and the bamboo grove, I'm afraid I won't be able to survive the beginning. It's much better now." Gu Zhe sighed deeply, "From now on...he's a job seeker with personality."
Yan Runyu patted him quite seriously: "Actually, it's nothing. Everyone is an older unmarried young man, and they are all unemployed sex workers. You must think about it."
"What can't you think about? What else can I do? It's just like this." Gu Donglin sat on the sofa and squinted his eyes.
Xia Chunyao asked lively and lovely, what is a sex unemployed.Lao Zhang took the opportunity to pat his thigh, lingering: "It's just that after sexual maturity, you can't find someone to have sex with... Lao Lin's definition. We are not like this."
Xia Chunyao lively and cutely jumped onto Yan Runyu's legs to suggest that he should find someone else, Mr. Gu's conditions are so good. "Duan Rong is not bad."
Lao Zhang said "yes": "At first, I thought so. After Gu Zhe left, I haven't heard a single message. As an ordinary friend, he seems unfamiliar. I'm checking. I think this person's likes come and go quickly. Come on, he is a rich and powerful master again, Gu Zhe has nothing to do with him."
"It's your turn to worry? The old man and the lady even let me go on a blind date, but the girls think I'm uneducated. I don't study law or finance, and I'm not even a doctor. I'm just a poor teacher." Gu Donglin shook his head. , "I don't have the heart yet, let it be. I don't want to indulge myself for her, it's meaningless. I've been despised by others, why make myself worse, people always have to look up." Said Pretty self-deprecating in the back.
Everyone quickly praised him for still being enlightened.
As if to prove himself, he resumed the usual summer activities as if nothing happened. That afternoon, he took the dombra that Sun Han brought back from Xinjiang, and composed and sang by himself on the edge of the largest lawn in the campus, attracting many children. Look, there are quite a few loyal fans.He plays the dombra over and over again, it’s just one tune, not even a melody, but because of his quick mind, he can sing wherever he thinks of, and he can speak eloquently, just like a storyteller in ancient times, nicknamed Tokman on the school forum—— Talkman.
He was wearing jeans and a T-shirt, and he played slowly on the road. Those who took his lessons knew that this was Gu Zhe, who was full of ink from the old gods; those who didn’t know, thought it was a little shepherd boy who appeared out of nowhere , and intends to donate money to both of them.
"There is an old man 68,
A wife fell in love with him.
The two came to the commune to register,
I also want to have a fat doll.
The commune president criticized him,
You are simply outrageous,
If the people of the whole country were like you,
How to realize the four modernizations.
The two lay in bed,
Said that whisper.
Since the government does not approve of our marriage,
Let's forget it.
send me a rose,
I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart,
Although you are not beautiful,
I still love you.
I'm still in love with you..."
He sang to his heart's content, and more and more people surrounded him. At this moment, a bus stopped in front of him, covering him in the shade, with a very conspicuous "Durex" spray paint on the body.The people who had been in a group loosened up and turned their heads to look at the bus.
"Pfft! What is this?!"
"I heard that it was Durex who entered the campus for activities, holding sex knowledge seminars..."
"Ah... What is it?! It's too exaggerated!"
"I heard that I'm going to go to universities all over the country, and I even invited Han Yu to be the spokesperson..."
Gu Donglin listened to the little girl's conversation, and the handsome face with malicious intentions appeared in his mind, he couldn't help laughing, and looked up at the bus.The car window sticker is completely black from the outside, and the person inside cannot be seen, but for some reason, he always feels that he has met someone's gaze.So he stopped and compared his thumbs.
Han Yu with Durex, good, excellent.
Soon the security came, discussed with the driver for a while, and drove the car to the gymnasium, where it was supposed to start.Most of the children's eyes were attracted by the big stars, coming and going, Gu Donglin had no audience, and he didn't intend to be lonely, so he lowered his head and packed his things, planning to leave.
At this moment, a pair of exquisite leather shoes appeared in the field of vision.Gu Zhe looked up the trousers, belt, and fashionable striped T-shirt, and saw a pair of big sunglasses.
"haven't seen you for a long time."
Duan Rong said politely.
"It's possible." Lao Zhang poured the milk by himself, "Those in their line of work spend their days meditating. When they meditate and meditate, they either sink themselves into the river or shoot themselves to death—it's the same for people who engage in political philosophy. , sooner or later, believe me."
Yan Runyu was in a hurry to circle around: "I didn't bring my mobile phone, I took all my clothes and pants, but I took my money and my ID card, and I took the English version of Utopia too...it should be fine, right?"
Old Zhang said it was difficult to say: "Even if he dies, he will be buried with "Utopia". People who engage in political philosophy are like this, trust me."
"The stack of papers on The Prince is gone too!" Xia Chunyao blinked.
The other two breathed a sigh of relief: "Take Machiavelli...it seems to be all right."
After Gu Donglin left, there was no news at all, and he came back after a month and a half, just in time for the freshmen to enroll.He has lost a lot of weight, and his skin is peeling from the sun, but he is in good spirits, radiant, and his eyes are surprisingly bright. It looks like he has been to his hometown in the south of the Yangtze River and has been taken care of by Qianli Shuize.He put down a sack of dried shrimp that he carried with him, and accepted three interrogations.
"Going back to my hometown, I helped the old man and the old lady raise shrimps all summer. The life of a noble...was not watching melons in the field and playing with sugarcane, or peeling a few figs and stuffing them into my mouth. I went to bed at noon and took a few dogs with me in the afternoon. Fishing, lobster fishing... Once the typhoon is over, it is very good to discuss with the government for pensions."
Yan Runyu and Lao Zhang looked at each other: "Agricultural insurance that has been making a lot of noise in the south a few days ago...could it be you..."
"It's nothing. Shrimp are very delicate, and they will get sick when the weather is hot or cold. Every time a typhoon comes, I worry about it. I collected some signatures on behalf of the folks in the village, and prepared a statement of opinion for our city government. "Gu Donglin smiled, "We are quite open-minded over there. Although we think I am an opinion element, we still treat me to a good meal several times in a row, just because I am afraid that I will petition."
Lao Zhang chuckled: "Then you made a comment, and then stabbed it at the media, causing a storm."
Gu Donglin smiled: "I happened to go to Qidong to avoid the limelight, and I happened to meet a female teacher who was researching group sports there. She also invited me to dinner."
Xia Chunyao quickly peeled off a shrimp and stuffed it into Yan Runyu's mouth, "Then how is Teacher Gu healing?"
Gu Donglin smiled gently: "I'm stronger than a shrimp."
Yan Runyu was frightened by Comrade Chunyao—he has often been in this state recently—and was dumbfounded, only Lao Zhang gave a suspicious oh.
Gu Donglin smiled: "As soon as she left, she lost her sense of security and couldn't sleep, so she booked a plane ticket to go home that night. I left the group when I was 20, and when I was almost 30, I was suddenly beaten back to my original form and became a Older unmarried young men - it's like waking up and still messing around on the desk in the third year of high school."
This metaphor made a group of liberal arts students and art students shudder, and they strongly agreed with it.
"Without the mulberry fishpond, the old lady and the bamboo grove, I'm afraid I won't be able to survive the beginning. It's much better now." Gu Zhe sighed deeply, "From now on...he's a job seeker with personality."
Yan Runyu patted him quite seriously: "Actually, it's nothing. Everyone is an older unmarried young man, and they are all unemployed sex workers. You must think about it."
"What can't you think about? What else can I do? It's just like this." Gu Donglin sat on the sofa and squinted his eyes.
Xia Chunyao asked lively and lovely, what is a sex unemployed.Lao Zhang took the opportunity to pat his thigh, lingering: "It's just that after sexual maturity, you can't find someone to have sex with... Lao Lin's definition. We are not like this."
Xia Chunyao lively and cutely jumped onto Yan Runyu's legs to suggest that he should find someone else, Mr. Gu's conditions are so good. "Duan Rong is not bad."
Lao Zhang said "yes": "At first, I thought so. After Gu Zhe left, I haven't heard a single message. As an ordinary friend, he seems unfamiliar. I'm checking. I think this person's likes come and go quickly. Come on, he is a rich and powerful master again, Gu Zhe has nothing to do with him."
"It's your turn to worry? The old man and the lady even let me go on a blind date, but the girls think I'm uneducated. I don't study law or finance, and I'm not even a doctor. I'm just a poor teacher." Gu Donglin shook his head. , "I don't have the heart yet, let it be. I don't want to indulge myself for her, it's meaningless. I've been despised by others, why make myself worse, people always have to look up." Said Pretty self-deprecating in the back.
Everyone quickly praised him for still being enlightened.
As if to prove himself, he resumed the usual summer activities as if nothing happened. That afternoon, he took the dombra that Sun Han brought back from Xinjiang, and composed and sang by himself on the edge of the largest lawn in the campus, attracting many children. Look, there are quite a few loyal fans.He plays the dombra over and over again, it’s just one tune, not even a melody, but because of his quick mind, he can sing wherever he thinks of, and he can speak eloquently, just like a storyteller in ancient times, nicknamed Tokman on the school forum—— Talkman.
He was wearing jeans and a T-shirt, and he played slowly on the road. Those who took his lessons knew that this was Gu Zhe, who was full of ink from the old gods; those who didn’t know, thought it was a little shepherd boy who appeared out of nowhere , and intends to donate money to both of them.
"There is an old man 68,
A wife fell in love with him.
The two came to the commune to register,
I also want to have a fat doll.
The commune president criticized him,
You are simply outrageous,
If the people of the whole country were like you,
How to realize the four modernizations.
The two lay in bed,
Said that whisper.
Since the government does not approve of our marriage,
Let's forget it.
send me a rose,
I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart,
Although you are not beautiful,
I still love you.
I'm still in love with you..."
He sang to his heart's content, and more and more people surrounded him. At this moment, a bus stopped in front of him, covering him in the shade, with a very conspicuous "Durex" spray paint on the body.The people who had been in a group loosened up and turned their heads to look at the bus.
"Pfft! What is this?!"
"I heard that it was Durex who entered the campus for activities, holding sex knowledge seminars..."
"Ah... What is it?! It's too exaggerated!"
"I heard that I'm going to go to universities all over the country, and I even invited Han Yu to be the spokesperson..."
Gu Donglin listened to the little girl's conversation, and the handsome face with malicious intentions appeared in his mind, he couldn't help laughing, and looked up at the bus.The car window sticker is completely black from the outside, and the person inside cannot be seen, but for some reason, he always feels that he has met someone's gaze.So he stopped and compared his thumbs.
Han Yu with Durex, good, excellent.
Soon the security came, discussed with the driver for a while, and drove the car to the gymnasium, where it was supposed to start.Most of the children's eyes were attracted by the big stars, coming and going, Gu Donglin had no audience, and he didn't intend to be lonely, so he lowered his head and packed his things, planning to leave.
At this moment, a pair of exquisite leather shoes appeared in the field of vision.Gu Zhe looked up the trousers, belt, and fashionable striped T-shirt, and saw a pair of big sunglasses.
"haven't seen you for a long time."
Duan Rong said politely.
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