oops my coward

Chen Jiaming realized his orientation very early.

Most of the boys at that time talked enthusiastically about which girl was beautiful and which girl had a good personality. He listened to it all but felt nothing in his heart.As a typical extrovert, Chen Jiaming has many friends, among them there are many girls who are interested in him and confess to him shyly.It's just that he refused, and was ridiculed privately by others as "not enlightened".Until one day, he accidentally saw an article about homosexuality on the Internet, and after a few nights of insomnia, he suddenly realized: It turns out that I am not sexually frigid, but that I don’t like the opposite sex.

Unlike many people who feel panic and try to hide it, Chen Jiaming has a special brain circuit. He is neither afraid nor in love with anyone. He told his parents about it after the college entrance examination.

Fortunately, his family has an open-minded atmosphere. After being surprised, his parents searched various information and consulted doctors. They determined that this was not a disease, but a natural one, and finally accepted the reality calmly.The only one who was not too happy about this was Chen Jiaming's grandfather. This old man had experienced a lot and had seen a lot. His ideas were not so rigid, but he was also worried: "Can I find a man to live my whole life?"

After going to university, Chen Jiaming did not deliberately hide his sexuality. Some people expressed their understanding and some could not accept it, but most of them felt that it had nothing to do with him, so he was still active among many friends like a courtesan.It stands to reason that he should have met many like-minded people, and he can think about developing a campus romance.But in fact, Chen Jiaming takes relationships very seriously, even conservative, and is incompatible with the so-called circle, so he has never met someone who can open his heart.

"The fate is not yet here..." He occasionally thought this way, then turned on the computer and looked at the boy group, male anchor or actor he was chasing recently.Although there is no love, you can appreciate masculinity!

In his sophomore year, Chen Jiaming met his real kindred—his new roommate.Due to the arrangement of the college, only two people lived in the dormitory, and he quickly got to know each other.My roommate doesn’t dislike homosexuality, and secretly works as a game anchor on a website known as a holy place for same-sex dating. She was even picked up by Xipi and cut off Lalang. Strongly doubt.

"Okay, as long as you're happy, but remember to stay away from mad bees and butterflies." Chen Jiaming was helpless and could only remind the other party to be careful.

It didn't take long for the roommate to be slapped in the face. He liked the taciturn tall man at work, so he jumped in without hesitation.

Even though he always teases each other about their sexual orientation, Chen Jiaming is more reluctant to see his roommates being abducted by people who plot evil in real life than he can't really get along with each other on the Internet. She got the title of "Mother Chen".But as the saying goes, "A child can't help his mother", let alone if he is not his own mother, he can't control so much, he can only observe silently, hoping that the other party will get his wish.

Oh, what the hell, he thought.

And the more damning thing happened immediately, Chen Jiaming suddenly received news from his family, probably gossip among relatives, grandpa was afraid that he was really young and ignorant and messing around with men, so he simply contacted various families and prepared to let him go on a blind date.After all, it's better to settle down with someone who knows everything, than to bring back someone whom no one likes one day.

His parents were not happy, but unfortunately they couldn't persuade the elders, so they hinted that Chen Jiaming would just deal with it.However, he refused desperately: "Either talk seriously, or don't talk about it, I don't want to mess up blind dates!" Originally, he would go back every vacation, but now he has made up his mind to stay in school, and even pretended to be looking for an internship .

It's just that Chen Jiaming didn't expect to escape the blind date, but not the coincidence.

A coincidence named "Stone Sea".

They met when they were young, and they met again later. The other party even promised to go on a blind date with him at the beginning, but by accident, they gave up, and finally met in an interview.Shi Hai remembered him, he forgot when he met him, but he still had some thoughts that he shouldn't have.After that, there was a series of things like confession, kissing, and engagement. Chen Jiaming was in a trance, and by the time he realized it, he had been completely marked as belonging to the other party.

He is still happy.

After Shi Hai returned home tonight, he still had to deal with some things. He looked at the screen with a serious and serious expression, and Chen Jiaming, who was lazily paralyzed beside him, became more and more fascinated.

"No need." Shi Hai frowned slightly, and looked up at him.

Seeing this, Chen Jiaming was immediately happy: "I am your assistant after all!"

Shi Hai put the documents aside, and his expression became softer: "Well, you are also the boss's wife, so you have privileges."

"Pooh!"

Since the other party still has the energy to make jokes, it means that the work is not too heavy. Chen Jiaming shook his head and continued to watch the video with his mobile phone.Recently, he became obsessed with a variety show with parent-child themes, and he especially liked the round and well-behaved children in it. After a while, he suddenly said, "Hey, grandpa keeps saying that we should be surrogates. Have you ever thought about doing it?" a child?"

"I haven't thought about it." Shi Hai replied decisively, "Unless you can give birth, I can choose not to wear a condom."

Chen Jiaming was so choked that he couldn't speak—I've never seen this guy like to do things through a membrane, and he always coaxed him to swallow the hot and muddy liquid with his back. What kind of gentleman would he be pretending to be? "You give birth, you have the ability to give me a litter, anyway, I don't have the body structure." He curled his lips.

Shi Hai didn't answer, but returned to the topic just now: "Anyway, I haven't thought about surrogacy, do you want it?" His tone didn't sound like a question at all.

In fact, Chen Jiaming has a serious obsession with mental cleanliness in this regard, and he simply cannot tolerate another person getting involved in his and Shi Chuan's life, no matter what method: "Of course not."

"Then we've reached a consensus." Shi Hai took off his glasses and narrowed his eyes slightly, "Actually, it's enough for me to keep you alone, it's enough to make trouble."

Chen Jiaming spat, but he was very beautiful in his heart. This person only wants him... But he still couldn't help but retort: ​​"I want to have a pet, smarter, cuter than you." The parrot, lively and chatty, is simply a dream pet. After teaching it, you may be able to bring it back to accompany the widowed and lonely old people.

Shi Hai's eyes darkened, he leaned back on the back of the chair, and slowly raised the corners of his mouth: "No." When he saw the person in front of him, he immediately puffed his cheeks, and added, "I'm not going to take care of it in the end?"

Chen Jiaming immediately felt guilty, but he couldn't help but speak hard: "How do you know it won't work? I am determined, and I will definitely be able to take care of it!"

"It's meaningless to just talk and not do it." The other party said meaningfully.

Suddenly feeling bad, Chen Jiaming flinched, not daring to speak again, and began to wonder whether his man would agree or not.It wasn't until the bathroom door was suddenly pushed open while washing, and a strong and attractive body stuck behind him, he was stunned for a moment, and finally understood what the other party meant: "Wait, I won't keep it—"

Shi Hai lightly licked his red earlobe, and smiled softly: "It's too late."

So Chen Jiaming was asked to "show determination" over and over again, from the bathroom to the bedroom, from standing with his legs shaking to sitting on the opponent's body, panting non-stop. In short, after one night, he couldn't think of keeping pets at all. He only knew about begging for mercy and Cry softly.

Shi Hai kept his promise, and later brought home a parrot that was said to be quite obedient, with white hair and red cheeks, which looked particularly lovable.Chen Jiaming fell in love with him right away, but he didn't dare to spend too much time playing with his pets, he was afraid that his big vinegar would make him play songs every night, even if he could bear it mentally, his body couldn't bear it!

However, this parrot was not kept in his hands for long, and soon because of its sweet mouth and cleverness, Grandpa Chen regarded it as a heart and soul and spoiled it, completely ignoring that it was a little guy brought by his grandson.

"The seniority is messed up..." Chen Jiaming was helpless.

While teasing the parrot to eat beans, Grandpa Chen replied disapprovingly: "No chaos, they are all my grandsons, this one is just better."

"Humph!"

Shi Hai, who was also demoted, didn't care, and even thought it was a good thing, a parrot can get so much in exchange, it's worth it.

Later, they are still two men without children. They may adopt on a whim one day, but at least they don't have any ideas at the moment.From time to time there were rumors from other people, such as no trace of the heir, so they must be doing well, but Chen Jiaming and Shi Hai didn't care too much, as long as they had a good time.

"You left marks on your neck again!" Chen Jiaming said aggressively, "I'm going to take pictures today!"

Shi Hai straightened his collar slowly: "Sorry, I couldn't hold back last night... I will pay attention in the future." Then he bowed his head and kissed him, "Don't keep everyone waiting."

He refused to give up: "I want to make up! Next time I want to be on top, not navel oranges!"

"Ah."

Chen Jiaming went downstairs dubiously. After being ridiculed by his sister-in-law and former roommate for the hickey on his neck, he couldn't help but step on the culprit before taking a family portrait.

On the next night, he wanted to cry, but secretly felt that he was too young, after being together for so many years, and still trusted this old and cunning man--but he was still willing after tweaking, shaking his waist every now and then, being crushed every now and then I can't help crying.

"There will be no next time!" Chen Jiaming lay down on the opponent's chest with no strength, and fell into a deep sleep after throwing out a harsh word.

Shi Hai stroked his back lightly, but smiled silently.