After getting divorced from the chief and the president one after another

Jiang Gu Ling, who is currently wearing the vest of Amuro Toru, still wants to give it a try. He reacted very quickly with a surprised look, and asked suspiciously: "Guest, did you recognize the wrong person? My name is Toru Amuro."

Dazai changed his words with a smile, "Okay, Bourbon-kun."

Jiang Guling: "..."

It's even more scary!

It seems that he has indeed lost his horse.

Jiang Gu Ling maintained the strong smile of the MMP who was calm on the surface, continued to stick to Toru Amuro's personality with great efforts and difficulties, followed the principle of the waiter and continued intimately: "Guest, your order. There is one more...no Shang Qi, please wait later, the kitchen will bring it to you as soon as it is ready."

"I didn't bring any money."

What kind of nonsense is this?

Dazai tilted his head very cutely, showing his super cute little tiger teeth, but he threatened in a very uncute way: "So, Amuro-san, whose real name is Fugu-san and code-named Bourbon-kun, will treat you."

Jiang Guling: "..."

One month's salary.

To be honest, he was very reluctant.

Even want to silence.

Dazai continued calmly: "You are off work, let's talk."

In my mind, I made up a very bloody and refreshing picture, but in reality Toru Amuro still maintained a friendly and polite smile: "Okay."

Onikiri is not surprised that the young master found a way to take advantage of the big guy and pay the bill the next second after he said that someone was treating guests.

What he cared about was other issues: "Should I contact His Royal Highness Chacha?" Before they were in the Warring States Period, it was difficult to communicate across time and space. Now that they have returned, they must be worried after losing contact for so long.

"Do you take the initiative to come to the door and get beaten?" Dazai rolled up a fork of pasta with a fork and put it in his mouth, his taste was tortured in the Warring States Period, and his picky tongue in the past also gave a more pertinent evaluation this time, "The taste is not bad. He continued: "Chacha must have remembered my double-digit sandalwood board."

Onikiri: "..."

It was too real, and there was no reason to refute it for a while.Picheng is like the little master, the punishment is not clear, but he will definitely be beaten.

"Wait a little longer." I definitely want to go back, but I can't go back in the current state, "There is something I need to get, and now is not the time."

OK.

It wasn't him who was beaten anyway.

The meal was eaten intermittently until the coffee shop got off work late.Toru Amuro was the last to close the door as a clerk, and after the last table had left, he went to close the door from the inside.

The moment the door closed, the professional smile on his face disappeared.The other party has already figured out all his details, but he has no idea of ​​the other party's intention and purpose. He didn't go around the corner and asked straight to the point: "What purpose do you have? What do you want?"

Dazai took out the notebook of [Shura field list], turned to a page, and turned to Toru Amuro.

Name: Rei Fuguya (True) Toru Amuro (Who doesn’t have a few vests these days? Let’s order Vest No. 1 for now) Bourbon (Vest No. 2)

Sex: Male.

Age: 29 (coming soon to upgrade old man)

There is also the regular constellation blood type preference measurements, this kind of basic superficial information can be obtained by any private detective.The details in the following are a bit creepy, such as the embarrassing things when I was a child, the performance when I was a student, the work experience after graduation, how many girlfriends I made, the health certificate inspection report, etc. The details are outrageous.The most frightening thing is that there is even a record of what brand of underwear he likes to wear, and his kidney function.

He questioned his soul: "Do you like me?"

Dazai choked on this rather sharp question: "..." These materials were obtained by entrusting local monsters, and no one would guard against invisible monsters.

He's not a pervert.

Then Dazai asked back even more sharply: "Oh, then my hot love, are you moved?" He pressed a string of numbers with his mobile phone in front of him, his finger hanging in the air on the dial key, ready to press it at any time.

Jiang Guling: "..."

dare not move, dare not move.

—That's Gin's contact number.

"Then let's get back to the topic." Dazai crossed his hands under his chin and asked with a cute and sweet smile, "Amuro-san, are you interested in being my 'father'?"

Amuro, who had already exposed his identity and was prepared to die in the line of duty, was stunned: "...huh?"

---

Cha Yun was listless and lacked energy.

"What's uncomfortable?" Fuze was a little worried.

Cha Yun yawned, and said lazily, "The weather is hot." She felt that there was nothing uncomfortable about her body.Fuze reached out and touched her forehead, and the temperature was normal.

Last summer, my wife was not so lethargic, and she was always sleepy even after her menstrual period.Sometimes taking a nap at noon can take me to the afternoon by accident, and I feel sleepy just after dinner.

Thinking of something, I asked, "Where is Meow?"

Fuze had a smile on his face, "I'm running."

His wife bought a roller specially for pets to lose weight, and he defended Ye Meow slightly: "Cats are cuter if they are fatter."

The dinner portion for Ye Miao has been reduced by two-tenths,

If the cat is fat, it will be fat, even if it becomes fat and touches the young lady's chest with its paws, it will scream how cute it is.She couldn't accept a fat son who would return to his adult form in the future, and resolutely vetoed it: "No, I like slender ones. Yuji, if you gain weight in the future, I will leave you..."

Fukuzawa interrupted: "Absolutely not!" He stretched out his hand and grabbed his wife's hand to touch his abdomen, even through two layers of clothes, he could feel the outline.

Let's practice kendo for another hour before going to bed.

Changing to the usual tea rhyme, you may take advantage of the trend and do some harmonious sports between husband and wife.Now I am too sleepy and have no energy to do it, and the physique of Fuze's human stove is not pleasing in summer.

After passing the hand addiction, let go.

He yawned again and told him, "You stare at Ye Miao running, and don't let him eat all the cake while watching Ye Miao walk. Also, I have a piece of milk cake in the refrigerator, and Ye Miao can only eat half of it." A piece..." As she spoke, her voice dropped, and Fuze didn't hear her words, and she was already asleep.

His breathing was steady, his sleeping face was peaceful, and he obviously slept very comfortably.

I reached out to help my wife tidy her long hair to prevent it from being crushed and painful when she turned over while sleeping.

He was a little worried.

Apart from being prone to drowsiness, I didn't feel any discomfort when I was awake, and my appetite was normal.

Call Yosano to come tomorrow.

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Tea Rhyme woke up in the faint scent of sweet-scented osmanthus, and when she opened her eyes, she found that she was really lying under an sweet-scented osmanthus tree outdoors.She was leaning on the floor cushion seat with one armrest. This state seemed to be that Xiao Tian was tired from watching the scenery for a while.

Look around.

It seems to be in the suburbs, but it is indeed in a certain courtyard.

She has been feeling drowsy lately because when she fell asleep, she would dream of Heianjing thousands of years ago.The body fell into a deep sleep, but the consciousness was very active, so it was naturally sleepy.

He called softly: "Honey bugs."

The wisteria flowers on the wall at the gate swayed, and a woman in a gorgeous Tang suit came over with a smile and asked, "Your Highness Chacha, what are your orders?"

"Pour me a cup of tea." She felt her throat was a little dry, "I also want to eat pan-fried small whitebait." Honey bug grilled fish is very good, crisp to the bone.

"Yes." Honey Bug saluted and then backed away.

Looking up at the tea rhyme, a tree of sweet-scented osmanthus with tender yellow petals is blooming beautifully, with the breeze blowing by, the wafting fragrance is refreshing.

With a low sigh: "It's a pity."

Someone picked up her words, "Zhao Zhao's sweet-scented osmanthus wine tastes great, but unfortunately I can't drink it now." The person who came was the Great Onmyoji Abe Seimei, dressed in a white safari suit, fluttering and fluttering in the wind, looking like he was in heaven.

At this time, Mi Chong came over with a complete set of tea sets, and Qingming took over to make the tea herself.

When the tea rhyme business was blowing to each other, they even teased: "The tea Qingming brews is also excellent, and I can drink it now."

The person is good-looking, and the posture of making tea is also elegant and extraordinary, which is very eye-catching.The light golden tea soup seems to have added a buff, and the taste is even better in the mouth.

The small cup, which was less than the size of a palm, was finished in two sips, and Cha Yun asked for a refill unceremoniously, "One more cup."

The great onmyoji offered her another cup in a good-tempered manner, and even asked, "Would you like me to play music for you? I can't compare to Boya on the flute, and my piano skills are still good."

A beauty is enjoying playing the piano, and Cha Yun said in the tone of a prostitute: "Yes."

A shikigami fetched the piano.

Tea Rhyme Lying reclined to enjoy sweet-scented osmanthus, drinking tea while listening to Yale, and indirectly eating a bite of crispy whitebait, this treatment can be called top-notch.

Suddenly remembered something and asked: "Qingming, do you know how to get rid of the [Cat Transformation] curse of the Nine-Life Cat? My son has been transformed into a cat for more than half a year and still hasn't recovered."

Qingming played the piano very steadily, and he didn't feel the slightest wavering in his heart about the son that his "fiancée" said.He said flatly: "There is no solution to the curse of becoming a cat. Humans will recover in a day if it is mild, and it will not exceed three days if it is severe."

Cha Yun thought of the feeling of dusty pearls that Nuliang Liban said, and suddenly became a little worried, "My son doesn't seem to be human, how to solve this?"

"The curse of becoming a non-human cat needs to be lifted by the Nine Lives Cat himself, and the prerequisite is within one month." Qingming stopped playing the piano, "I have been a cat for half a year. If I want to be a cat myself, the curse will erode my soul. In this case It’s almost irreversible.”

Tea rhyme: "!!!"

I also think that being a cat is pretty good.

"My son is really hopeless?" Cha Yun asked resolutely.While it's true that Maomao is cute, she still wants her son in human form.I don't have a son to show off, and it's no fun to go out recently.

"Have."

Cha Yun stood up and poured a cup of tea for the Great Onmyoji, showing a smiling face: "Come, drink some tea to moisten your throat."

Qingming accepted her reaction very well, picked up the teacup and took a sip, and then slowly said the solution: "Take the way of a monster and transform into a human being." Seeing her eyes flashing instantly, he said what was in her heart: "If you want to be a cat, you can be a cat, if you want to be a human, you can become a human, you have everything."

So delicious!

As a greedy and greedy bad adult, she wants it all!

She knew the way of taking the demonic way and transforming into a human form. She thought about taking this way when she was planning to die in love with the dog than her predecessor.

Cha Yun couldn't wait, "Take me back."

Seimei only smiled at her behavior of "turning face and denying others", took out the bat fan and tapped her forehead.

---

Cha Yun sat up abruptly, the seat beside her was empty, Fuze didn't know where she went.She searched around and finally found Ye Miao who was stealing milk cakes in the kitchen.

Ye Meow: "!!!"

Two-tenths of his portions were deducted for dinner, for example, the dessert was even halved!They are all breeders' cubs, but it's unfair that he is the only one being targeted.

Then find your own balance.

He quickly swallowed the milk cake in his mouth, stretched out his paws and put the rest back into the refrigerator, then flicked his tail to close the refrigerator door.The cute tilted head squatting on the back of the chair tried to get away with it: "Meow~"

Forget it.

Later, if she becomes fat, the boy who loves beauty will work hard to lose weight without her coercion.

Cha Yun held Ye Miao, who was obviously pressing her hand, and said softly: "Follow what mother said. Guide the strength first..."

The offspring of the big monster can be transformed into a human form at birth, and the little monster needs to gradually reach a certain level of strength if it wants to transform into a human form.Yemiao's power is comparable to that of a big demon, as long as he masters the method, he can transform into a monster immediately.

"Now recall your appearance as a human being..."

Ye Meow felt that her body was lengthening, and she probably guessed that she would change into a human again after listening to the words.If he changed back and he was really fat, would the mother beat him up?It was discovered just now that it was stolen, at least one sandalwood board to start with, right?

"Chacha." Fukuzawa didn't know when he appeared at the door, and his expression was rarely shocked.

I must have seen the whole process of the son transforming from a cat back to a human.

Cha Yun hugged her son and reacted very quickly with an incredulous expression, and said in a surprised tone: "Yuji, our family has also become a good meow."