After getting divorced from the chief and the president one after another

After Cha Yun finished her breakfast, she saw that the child was still standing there in a daze. She walked over and pinched the nape of Destiny's neck and carried him to the bathroom.

"Hurry up and wash, breakfast is going to be cold."

After Dazai reacted, he tugged at her sleeve, with a face of 'this is a good idea', his eyes were bright and he opened his mouth to say: "Chacha, you should divorce Mr. Mori." There are hundreds of methods, who knows that oversleeping and not implementing any of them are too reconciled.

Cha Yun didn't know what the child was thinking, even if he didn't drink the glass of demon wine at the banquet, the original plan was to ask Guiqie to hold him down, so he pinched his chubby face with a little force: "I've even slept gone."

Dazai froze suddenly: "..."

All succeeded.

If you make trouble again, the pleasure will be discounted.

In order to prevent the children from making trouble with them in the future, he warned in advance: "Don't forget that Mr. Mori's welfare is also my enjoyment. If you make trouble again, you are almost 15 years old, and you should live independently."

Dazai: "!!!"

So cruel.

The most poisonous woman!

Dazai puffed up his face: "Hmph, silver lady."

It's the body of a greedy old man!

"What's wrong with being greedy?" Cha Yun raised her hand and slapped his buttocks to suppress it: "We are a legal couple!" Seeing that the child was washing his face obediently, he turned around and went out.

The mornings of full-time wives are very busy.

Take care of the family for meals, prepare their lunch boxes, pack the schoolbags for the two little ones, send them out, and clean up the housework when they are done.Trivial and cumbersome, but compared to drinking with the ghost king, drinking tea with the big tengu, and going on a night walk with a group of ghosts with Nuliang... and being a bone spirit in a listed company, she prefers these long and short families. Her body is tired, but her heart is full and satisfied.Very cool and exciting, but the heart is very tired.

↑This is an excuse.

The reality is ↓

Just tired of meat, change to porridge and side dishes!

To put it bluntly, only those who have eaten meat are qualified to dislike it as bad.In reality, how can there be so many saints who are pure and clean in body and mind, hypocrisy, selfishness, double standards, shamelessness, vanity... She has more or less all of these bad qualities.She just wanted to be ordinary because she was tired of abnormal stimulation.Don't do things that endanger the public, and don't hurt the personal interests of the small people around you.

——she is a good woman!

Dazai walked to the dining room after washing up, the woman and Alice were setting the plates, and the man was reading a newspaper leisurely.The resentment that didn't make a bridal chamber last night immediately turned into venom and sprayed out: "This is the beginning of enjoying the wanton life of the elderly."

Mori was in a good mood at this time, and he was not angry at the child's poisonous tongue. He looked at him with loving eyes and said softly, "Well, after all, my son will be 15 years old in a few months."

Dazai suddenly looked constipated.

Got disgusted.

The 'malicious' thought of taking the opportunity to make him unable to eat will never let you succeed. Dazai turned his resentment and anger into appetite, not to mention eating a little more than usual, and even picked what Mori likes to grab.In order not to cause waste, breakfast is prepared according to the daily meal. If he eats more, some people will eat less.

He targets old men.

The woman loves her husband very much, and she looks like a good wife and mother who is gentle and virtuous, "If you are hungry later, eat a bento first. I am fine at home, and I will send you lunch later." She said with a wink.

Newlyweds.

He always ate porridge and side dishes, but when he first encountered meat, he naturally wanted to eat meat all the time. Moriya looked back at his wife tenderly, "Okay." Turning around, he redecorated the clinic's bedroom, replaced it with a large bed and added soundproof boards.

Dazai: "!!!"

MD, hold on!

He slapped the table to interrupt the affectionate gaze between the two, the fiery eyes wanted to tear each other apart, if there were only two of them, they might have been stuck together, "There are still minors, be careful!"

The two bad adults restrained themselves a little.

After breakfast.

Cha Yun saw them out at the entrance, and reached out to help the man straighten his clothes.Sen lowered his head and kissed the woman's lips. He was pushed away by the child just as he wanted to go deeper. He raised his face and wanted to kiss.Cha Yun kissed him on the forehead perfunctorily, then turned around and kissed the little girl's left and right cheeks proactively.

Dazai: "!!!"

This family has no place for him!

Suddenly fell to the bottom.

Seeing the child opened his mouth to speak, Cha Yun threw a stomach-invigorating and Xiaoshi tablet into his mouth, and his stomach became chubby, so he suppressed it in advance: "Okay, if you don't go out, you will be late." Half exhortation and half warning He said: "If you are not good, you will be forced to change the day to dormitory." The child was very noisy at school and threatened to commit suicide by jumping off the building. In the end, they could only give in and let him live at home.

"Be careful on the road."

Sen cheated once again, and forcibly dragged the child who wanted to "make love" out of the house.When she went downstairs, she said with a cold warning, "Mrs. Sen is my woman."

Dazai is not afraid of him, "For now, she is your woman, but she will always be my mother."

Sen: "..."

Unable to refute.

If it weren't for the fact that they are now a community of interests and restraining each other, he would have overturned long ago.

"Hmph, Chacha is rare and fresh for you for a few days!" Dazai saw it very clearly, the gluttony is because eating too little is not satisfying, and he gets tired of eating after a while, "I will always be Chacha's baby!"

Sen: "..."

Want to grind diamonds into powder.

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After sending her husband and children to work and school, Cha Yun turned around and started to clean up the housework.She has a little cleanliness and a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder. She can't see the mess, and she feels comfortable after tidying up.

"Bangdang-"

There was a slight noise on the roof.

Immediately afterwards, there was the creaking sound of trampling on the wooden ladder. After the house was remodeled, a staircase was added that could lead directly to the flat floor.Cha Yun, who was cleaning, picked up the feather duster casually, all her powers were sealed, but the basic physical skills are still no problem to knock down a big man. If she is a supernatural being, Onikiri is also at home.

Go to the stairs and prepare to ambush.

But when he saw the face of the 'gangster', Cha Yun threw away the feather duster, and greeted him very happily: "Jiu Ye." When the child came down, he hugged the child in his arms and rubbed it vigorously, "Your wedding gift ,I love so much."

On the day of the wedding, when she was taking off her make-up, she found an unfamiliar shell on the dressing table, and when she opened it, she found a shell full of pearls of various colors.If Sen had given her a surprise gift, it wouldn't be so 'rough'. Later, he smelled the smell of strawberry candy on the shell, which should be left over from the clam meat.

I guessed it was from the little orange cat.

Zhong also blushed slightly from being rubbed: "If you like it, I'll get you some more." He fished it in the sea, and ordinary people can't go down, but he can go down to a very deep place with the help of gravity.

"These are enough for me to carry for a long time." The pearls he sent should have been screened.They are all very big, and the beads are too wasteful, and they can be made into more than a dozen pieces as independent jewelry.

Cha Yun suddenly noticed that the little orange cat's mouth was a little red and swollen, it didn't look like it was beaten, but the redness and congestion looked more like: "Is this too hot?"

Zhong Ye's expression froze for a moment, and he replied vaguely: "Yes."

This is not a lie.

It is indeed spicy, or it was spicy when eating strawberry candy.

Strawberry candy is filled with strawberry liquid heart, and the other party painstakingly drilled a hole and injected concentrated devil pepper juice into it.The outer layer of sugar skin is still sweet, and he was so spicy that he almost went to heaven when he took a bite.At the same time, a mocking note was found inside the strawberry pudding: [Hee hee hee, the candy is delicious! 】

He was reluctant to finish eating all at once, and deep down in his heart he longed for the feeling of having a place to store his own things, so he only took a little bit at a time, and took it again after eating.It should be that this kid discovered his existence, knew that he would come back to get candy, and hated him, so they played a prank on him.So he also gave up the idea of ​​making friends with the other party, and he came here just now after seeing them leave from a distance.

Spicy is not taste, but pain.

When she first learned to cook, she often felt hot and uncomfortable when the chili juice penetrated into her skin. Cha Yun felt a little distressed, "I remember there is also a mint-flavored lipstick. It should make you feel better if you apply some."

Except for the fact that it was really painful at the beginning, he can ignore the pain now.Zhong also wanted to say it was okay, but seeing the woman's concerned expression, he silently let her move.The peppermint flavor of the lipstick is only cold to the touch and cannot directly relieve the spiciness, but the sweetness in my heart instantly overwhelms the pain.

"It's not spicy anymore."

Zhong also said, "I will be careful when I eat next time." The other party seemed to have expected that he would not get a second trick after being hit once, and there was only one devil chili candy.

Cha Yun was still thinking about his mouth, "It's so spicy, eat something cold." After thinking for a while, he said, "It just so happens that the weather has been hot recently, so let's make some ice cream today."

My husband and children don't come back until night, and I'm bored at home, so I happen to be accompanied by the little orange cat.Cha Yunyong made him hungry, "The whipped cream is gone, come with me to the supermarket. I'll make you a bucket of strawberry flavor later."

Zhongye: "▼ω▼"

The little orange cat hooked by the strawberry happily replied: "Oh!"

Cha Yun changed clothes for going out, and saw that the little orange cat didn't know where to play with the clothes and rubbed out the threads. Recently, he made some summer clothes for the children and some of them hadn't been worn, so he brought a new set for him to change. .

According to women's style, it must be his after wearing it once.Chuya wanted to refuse at first, but then he thought of the trick of the devil chili candy, and immediately accepted it happily.

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I went shopping with the woman a few times, and when I entered the supermarket, I also offered to help push the shopping cart as usual.With the presence of Jumaomao, Cha Yun has no scruples about shopping, and soon the shopping cart is full of things.

Zhong also looked at it and said, "I'll push another cart over here."

Cha Yun nodded: "I'll wait for you here."

When I was picking something, I suddenly heard the cheerful laughter of children nearby, and subconsciously turned my head to look over, and saw a chubby three or four-year-old running towards her.The child turned his head to look behind him but did not find anyone in front of him.There are stacks of cans behind her, and the cubs may be unable to stop and knock over if they avoid it, and they are all heavy metal cans, which will definitely hurt if they fall down.

Can't hide.

The little fat man's weight and inertia were quite strong, and Cha Yun was pushed back two steps by him.It's just that the expected pain didn't appear, and the position of the back waist and shoulders was supported by a big hand, which helped her buffer the strength.The owner is also quite a gentleman, and immediately withdrew his hand after the crisis was resolved.

Cha Yun turned around to say thank you.

Looking at the stern face, she was a little overjoyed and baldly said: "Little cute dad."

Fukuzawa: "..."

Are you talking about him, cute?