After joining Hades
Chapter 79 Drunk
Wen Bai went back to his room to tidy up, only to find that he bought a lot of gadgets.
In addition to his own, there are many that Zhou Wei brought over from Zhengtian Temple.
The last time at Yu Qi's house, after Lin Qiu saw Xiaoliandeng's real body, he often sent some toys over.
Lin Qiu himself didn't expect that Lu Zheng's spiritual object turned out to be a little milk lamp that couldn't speak very fluently.
For their practitioners, the stolen spiritual objects are not counted, and the portable spiritual objects raised with their own spiritual power are generally in the form of objects.
Because of this, Lin Qiu always felt that with Lu Zheng's ability, the spiritual creature he raised must be very fierce.
The result is a small lamp.
It is still a small lamp that is not too afraid of life.
Lin Qiu didn't know, it was the first time he saw Xiaoliandeng, but Xiaoliandeng had seen him several times, because she was curious about the Taoist robe on his body, she even sat on his shoulder several times.
In Xiaoliandeng's eyes, Lin Qiu is an acquaintance.
So when he left, he rolled the scroll in his hand with Yeto and said "Goodbye, Qiuqiu".
With just such a sentence of "Goodbye Qiuqiu", the size of Xiaopang Deng's small treasury has grown a little.
Wen Bai looked at it, and there were several strings of small lanterns hanging from Guangxiaopanglan, and they were all limited items during the Spring Festival. After this node, it was not easy to use, so he simply took everything out.
When I carried it downstairs, it was already full of baskets.
He didn't take a few steps when the phone in his pocket vibrated.
Wen Bai has no time to reason.
The phone was silent for a while, then vibrated again.
Immediately, it sounded like a signal, buzzing non-stop.
Wen Bai had no choice but to put the box on the ground, and after taking out the phone from his pocket, he saw a series of WeChat messages.
At first he thought it was Fang Leming and the others, but it turned out to be Zhong Hao.
Wen Bai frowned.
Zhong Hao seldom sent messages to him and Zhou Wei, probably because he was afraid of disturbing their work, and even if he sent messages, there were not so many messages in a row.
Besides, I just sent him a New Year greeting message yesterday, so it should be fine.
Wen Bai was puzzled, unlocked the screen, and clicked in.
What catches the eye is one sentence: [Brother! ! ! 】
Three exclamation points in a row.
Wen Bai continued to look down.
【elder brother!Happy New Year!I'm sorry to bother you on New Year's Eve, mainly because something happened to me, not to mention I'm in a panic! 】
[Only this person, I don’t know where he stole or uploaded a picture of my little grandpa as his avatar, added me on WeChat, and pretended to be my little grandpa, I know you and Zhengtianguan Daoist Linqiu has a good relationship, can you ask Daoist Lin to figure out the location of this person for me, I have to catch him. 】
[It's fine if it's a stranger, the key is that it must be someone close to me, and I was added through the recommendation of my business card! 】
There is also a screenshot below.
Wen Bai took a look: "..."
DYYS-ZSN.
Familiar avatar, familiar nickname.
Dongyue Yin Division - Zhong Shining.
The young master of the Zhong family who is like a fake.
The "stolen or photoshopped picture" that Zhong Hao said was exactly the ID photo his little grandfather had just taken on the day he joined the Yin Division.
Wen Bai: "..."
As long as the human world has existed, the underworld has existed for as long. When we really go back to the root, the underworld is even ahead of the human world. Therefore, the underworld has only a lot more things than the human world, including the so-called "Internet".
It's just that before the emergence of mortals in the Yin Division, that is, before Wen Bai joined the job, the "communication" between the Yin Division and the human world was not the same.
Later, Wen Bai joined the job, and everyone in the Yin Division found it troublesome, so they directly connected to the communication between the human world.
Wen Bai knew all this, but he just didn't know, why did Zhong Shining suddenly add Zhong Hao's wechat?
Zhong Hao immediately sent a message: [Brother, do you think I want to call the police? 】
Wen Bai: "..."
Wen Bai hurriedly stopped: "Wait, did you add him?"
Zhong Hao: "Added!"
"As soon as I add it, I will greet his whole family!"
Wen Bai: "..."
Who are you greeting?
If Wen Bai hadn't said wait first, Zhong Hao might have really moved.
He couldn't tell his family about it.
But when he was angry, Zhong Hao put the head portrait to the largest, looked at it carefully, and finally saved it.
It had to be said that this man had tried his best to deceive him.
This P picture technology is really good.
His little grandfather didn't leave any photos, the only one left was also a photo of fifteen or sixteen years old, and it was too old and yellowed, only the outline of eyebrows and eyes was still clear.
There is no comparison with this ID photo.
Eyes are eyes, noses are noses, and they are all made to look real.
If it wasn't for the fact that the other party claimed to be his grandpa, the deceit was really low, and he would have sent this photo to his grandpa to see.
The more Zhong Hao thought about it, the angrier he became.
Almost no one in his friend list knows that his little grandfather has just been found, which is definitely a top priority in their family.
Not to mention them juniors, even his grandfather dared not offend his old man at will.
Zhong Hao didn't ask other friends to respect his little grandfather as much as they did to him, at least he couldn't do such a crazy thing!
So the moment he passed that person's WeChat, Zhong Hao greeted his uncle directly.
He has grown up so much, and he has never scolded anyone so harshly.
Zhong Hao Xuxu said, he didn't see Wen Bai's reply for a long time, so he stopped typing and asked, "Brother, why don't you talk?"
Wen Bai: "..."
"Wait first, I'll go and have a look." After Wen Bai said this, he didn't say anything else.
Although Zhong Hao at the other end didn't know what "I'll go and see" referred to, he was unconditionally convinced of Wen Bai, so he responded with an "OK" emoticon very obediently.
Wen Bai turned around and went to the office area.
As soon as I stepped in, I heard the noisy voices of the servants.
"Oh, Xiao Ning, don't cry, don't cry, this unworthy descendant, I'm going to seduce his soul tonight."
"Yes, we sent you a few underworld expression packs, you can send them back, you won't scare him to death!"
"I'll send it, I'll send it... Hey, what does it mean that the other party has turned on friend verification?"
"It means blacked out."
"This little bastard actually blocked his little master!"
Wen Bai: "..."
When Wen Bai walked over, Zhong Shining was squatting in the corner sniffling.
There is also a circle of bad guys around.
"What's going on?" Wen Bai stood behind the crowd and asked.
Hearing Wen Bai's voice, the servants turned their heads and saw him, and heaved a sigh of relief: "Xiao Bai, you've come!"
Wen Bai squatted down after him, and as soon as he got closer, he smelled alcohol on Zhong Shining's body.
The smell of alcohol is not heavy, but people are already a little drifting.
"Shining?" Wen Bai supported Zhong Shining's swaying body, and gently patted his face.
Zhong Shining sniffled, and gave a "hmm" in a daze, the fundus of his eyes were still red.
Obviously a little drunk.
He couldn't ask any questions from a drunk person, so Wen Bai could only look at the servants: "What's the matter?"
"I was scolded by his grandson."
"Crying and crying."
"What's the name of Shi Ning's grandson? It seems to be Zhong Hao? Xiaobai, you should know him."
Wen Bai already knew this.
He even knew what the little grandson scolded and who he greeted.
"We'll talk about Zhong Hao later, why is Shi Ning drunk?" Wen Bai asked softly.
You guys look at me, I look at you, and finally push a representative out.
"Just... took a sip of wine."
Wen Bai: "?"
"It's just one bite," he pinched his fingers and compared a small piece, "that's all."
Wen Bai thought for a moment: "I remember that there was no wine in the food prepared by Jiuzhang?"
Even if there is wine, to the servants, it is basically no different from plain water, it is very light, just smell it, even if you really drink it, you will not get drunk.
The servants laughed and said, "It's not the wine of the world."
Wen Bai: "?"
"The wine that Master Suzaku brought down from above, flat peach wine, is actually fruit wine. It has no special taste and low alcohol content. I don't know who opened the bottle and put it on the table. Xiao Ning probably drank it as a drink. Take a bite."
Even the errands didn't expect Zhong Shining to be knocked down by a sip of fruit wine.
"Maybe it's because I haven't touched alcohol since I was a child, so I can't bear the energy of alcohol."
Wen Bai: "..."
Wen Bai has a headache.
"Then what happened to Zhong Hao's WeChat?" Wen Bai asked again.
"When Xiao Ning was drunk, we happened to be talking about the elders handing out New Year's money. He may have heard it."
"Then it just so happened that Zhong's family was also offering sacrifices. Xiaobai, you may not know that if someone in the world offered incense to us, we would be able to sense it. Xiaoning might have sensed it. People were also confused. Before we Didn’t I just send red envelopes to you and Ah Wei, saying that I want to return some lucky money to the younger generation in the family.”
None of the errands had the contact information of Zhong's family, only Zhou Wei and Wen Bai did.
At that time, only Zhou Wei was present, so he didn't pay much attention to it, and neither did the servants. When Zhong Shining asked, Zhou Wei pushed Zhong Hao's business card to him.
Until later Zhong Shining was scolded and cried by his little grandson.
They took a look at their mobile phones and realized that something was wrong.
Fortunately, this great-grandson didn't give his great-grandfather any room to play. As soon as he passed his friend, he immediately breathed out fragrance, and directly cried his great-grandfather fragrance.
Otherwise, if you are drunk and confused, you will have to be punished if you say "your little grandpa invited you to make a video call".
Here, things are clear.
The "friend" that Zhong Hao mentioned pushing the business card is Zhou Wei, and the "wicked" is his little grandfather.
Wen Bai: "..."
"What about Ah Wei?" Wen Bai looked around, but didn't see Zhou Wei.
The errand said: "I went to see Lord Suzaku, he has fruits for hangover."
Wen Bai nodded, and helped Zhong Shining to the sofa beside him with Yin Cha.
Suzaku came very quickly.
Knowing that Zhong Shining was knocked down by a sip of flat peach wine, his expression was a little surprised: "This year's new clerk can't drink so much? Then my son can drink a cup of flat peach wine."
With that said, he handed over the hangover fruit.
Zhou Wei took the fruit in a daze: "Your son? Which one is your son?"
"Which son?" Suzaku had never heard someone ask him that, "I have only one son."
Zhou Wei: "..."
Zhou Wei drew the shape of an egg with his hand: "The one that big?"
Suzaku gave a "hmm".
Zhou Wei: "..."
"Master Suzaku, your son started drinking at such a young age?!" Zhou Wei couldn't quite understand how these gods brought their cubs.
Suzaku raised his eyebrows: "Then the wine can knock you down."
Zhou Wei: "..."
The servants coaxed Zhong Shining to eat the fruit. Fortunately, he drank less, and he woke up not long after eating the fruit.
"Xiaobai, he scolded me." Zhong Shining took the phone, read the conversation with Zhong Hao from the beginning, and complained to Wen Bai.
Wen Bai took Zhong Shining's phone, deleted Zhong Hao's WeChat for him, and then returned the phone to him, smiling: "Well, I'll criticize him."
Seeing that Zhong Shining's eyes were still red, the servants joked, "Xiao Ning, let me give you an idea. Remember to entrust your eldest nephew with a dream tonight, and let your eldest nephew take care of it."
Zhong Shining shook his head: "That's not good."
"My nephew has a bad temper."
Chairman Zhong's face and the crutch with the head of the dragon flashed through Zhou Wei's mind.
I'm sorry, but he really couldn't connect the word "nephew" with Chairman Zhong.
Wen Bai knew that the servants were joking, so he said: "Zhong Hao thought someone was impersonating you and scolded you, not you."
Zhong Shining nodded obediently: "Yeah."
Wen Bai sent a message to Zhong Hao after solving Zhong Shining's matter.
Telling the truth is definitely not enough, but perfunctory can't be perfunctory.
Wen Bai knows how much the Zhong family attaches importance to Zhong Shining. Take Zhong Hao as an example. Usually, such a seniority relationship separated by several generations, people who can only look up their names in the genealogy, respect is respect, but in the end it is He has never even met face to face. If there is no blood relationship, he can only be regarded as a stranger.
But Zhong Shining is the heart knot of the Zhong family for several generations. Zhong Hao has heard his grandfather talk about Zhong Shining since he was very young, and his great-grandfather never met his younger brother until his death. On the one hand, he was still thinking about him in his heart, so Zhong Hao's respect for Zhong Shining was unusual.
If it was just a few or two sentences, Wen Bai felt that he might be angry with Zhong Hao.
Wen Bai thought for a while, and finally replied.
[Your little grandfather's matter, let your little grandfather solve it by himself. 】
Zhong Hao who received the message: "..."
Zhong Hao knew that Wen Bai and Zhou Wei were in this "trade". After all, their family spent so much manpower and money that they could not find the young master, who was found by Brother Bai as soon as he looked for it. Daoist Qiu also called Senior Bai, but no matter how he asked before, Wen Bai never answered directly.
But this time, Zhong Hao read Wen Bai's words back and forth and carefully three times.
Let your little grandfather solve it by himself...
Is it what he understood?
Brother Bai means that he will tell this matter to his underground young master?
Zhong Hao swallowed sharply.
Because it was too exciting, he even forgot to type, but directly replied a voice message: "Brother... What do you mean by letting my little grandfather solve this by himself?"
Wen Bai: "It's literally."
Zhong Hao: "!"
Wen Baiyu added earnestly: "Remember not to tell others about this."
Zhong Hao nodded repeatedly.
It's a new year's day, because of Zhong Shining's matter, Zhong Hao also tossed a lot, and Wen Bai planned to ask his eldest nephew to send out the red envelopes that Zhong Shining didn't send out for him.
"Want a red envelope?"
Wen Bai's sudden question stunned Zhong Hao.
Why was he still talking about asking the young master to "revenge" himself one second ago, and then he was going to give out red envelopes in the next sentence?
But he couldn't accept his brother Bai's red envelope. According to common sense, he had to pay brother Bai hard work.
Zhong Hao didn't have time to think too much, and immediately said: "Don't, brother, don't give me red envelopes!"
Wen Bai smiled: "I didn't send it to you."
Zhong Hao: "?"
"Did you save that photo?" Wen Bai asked directly.
Zhong Hao couldn't keep up with his brother Bai's jumping thoughts: "Which photo?"
Wen Bai: "That person's profile picture."
It was only then that Zhong Hao realized that what Wen Bai was talking about was the avatar used by the person pretending to be his young master. After a "hmm", he said nervously, "Is there any problem with that avatar?"
Wen Bai: "No, that photo is not bad."
Zhong Hao also nodded.
At first, he thought about the idea of "I actually thought that a P picture specially made by a liar is good", and it turned out that his brother Bai was also quite satisfied.
It seems that the photo P is really good.
Then he saw the next message his brother Bai continued to send.
"Your little grandfather should be quite satisfied. You can show it to your grandfather."
Zhong Hao gasped.
Who is satisfied?
Is the little master satisfied?
And what does it mean to show grandpa?
Zhong Hao didn't dare to show his shock too obviously, he just asked: "Brother, do you still want to tell my grandpa about this?"
Wen Bai: "No, I just want you to show the photo to your grandpa."
Wen Bai added another sentence: "There is no need to say anything else, just say that I said it."
Zhong Hao actually didn't quite understand Wen Bai's intentions, but his brother Bai must have his reasons for saying this, and he responded amidst exclamation marks and question marks all over his head.
After finishing the conversation with his brother Bai, Zhong Hao sat in the room for more than ten minutes, and finally bit the bullet and showed this photo to his grandfather.
Then, he got the thickest and heaviest red envelope that his grandfather gave out this year.
Zhong Hao: "..."
Wen Bai guessed it.
People around the Zhong family might not recognize Zhong Shining, but the old Chairman Zhong had been entrusted with dreams so many times, so he naturally recognized him at a glance.
He has always regretted that his little uncle didn't leave a few photos. The only one left was after Zhong Shining's tomb was moved back, he went to the place where he lived when he was a child, and then found it in a local chronicle. A photo of Ning with his adoptive father and some school children from those days.
Zhong Shining in the photo was only fifteen or sixteen years old.
Chairman Zhong Lao had also asked Wen Bai about this matter before, but Wen Bai didn't agree because he was concerned about the Yin Division.
Now this will be wrong and wrong, so let him go.
After finishing the matter of Zhong Shining and Zhong Hao, it was already afternoon.
Wen Bai was relieved, only to realize that it had been a long time, and his mouth was a little dry after talking.
He looked back to the water dispenser and found that the bucket was empty.
Zhou Wei stood beside Wen Bai, following his line of sight: "Thirsty?"
Wen Bai nodded.
"There are several bottles of Shi Ning on the table, go get them over there." Zhou Wei said.
Wen Bai walked directly to Zhong Shining.
Zhong Shining was not there, but there were indeed many bottles of water on the table.
Yin Cha thought that Wen Bai came to find Zhong Shining, and said directly, "Maybe he had left some alcohol and fell asleep on the sofa."
Wen Bai: "It's okay, let him sleep."
"Xiaobai, if you need help, just call me." Yin Cha said again.
Wen Bai: "I'm really fine, I'm just thirsty, come and drink some water."
As he said that, without thinking too much, he took the bottle of water and unscrewed it.
Yin Cha: "Oh, I'm thirsty, you..."
"thirsty??!"
"noob!"
"Don't stop!"
All the servants stood up together, but it was too late.
And Wen Bai who had already taken a sip: "..."
"Hurry up! Ah Wei! Go to Master Suzaku! Ask him for a hangover fruit!"
"No! This time it's not Shining! It's Xiaobai!"
"This sip is a bit fierce."
"After Shi Ning drank it by mistake, he should have hidden the water bottle. It's our fault that we didn't make it clear. Xiaobai, do you have any discomfort? Are you dizzy?"
Wen Bai put down the water bottle and took a deep breath.
Didn't he drink water?How did it become wine?
Wen Bai was surrounded by the messengers.
The bad guys don't know how things turned out like this.
Originally, the wine was packed in a wine gourd, but later they thought it was inappropriate to carry a wine gourd around, so they changed it to a water bottle.
Unexpectedly, Shi Ning was brought down first, but now even Xiaobai has been tricked.
"How is it? Are you okay?" the servants asked in a hurry.
Wen Bai said truthfully, "It's fine for now."
Soon, Wen Bai felt that this "temporary" was temporarily over.
Because his fingertips were already a little numb.
On the other end, Lu Zheng, who had already finished talking from Xiao Lian Deng, waited for a long time, but he still didn't wait for Wen Bai to come back.
He didn't know that his boyfriend said "for a while" was so long.
After a long time, the paper figurine was tired from playing, and fell asleep on the scalper again.
Lu Zhenggong lost his patience, and after coming out of the picture of the morning glory, he went directly downstairs.
When I was still on the stairs, I heard a sentence: "Where do I get so many hangover fruits? It's just the one before, and it's still a snack for my son."
Suzaku's voice.
Lu Zheng didn't want to pay attention to it at first, and even thought it was noisy.
Then Suzaku said something that made Lu Zheng pause.
"Before Lu Zheng finds out, go find Di Ting!"
Lu Zheng's figure disappeared on the stairs in an instant.
A few seconds later, Lu Zheng looked at Wen Bai who was sitting on the sofa smelling of alcohol: "..."
Seeing that the situation was not good, Suzaku had already run away.
"Boss, it's our fault. We put the wine in a bottle before and didn't tell Xiaobai that Xiaobai drank it by mistake." The servants didn't hesitate much, mainly because they were afraid that something would happen if Wen Bai really drank and became dizzy. , I didn't care about anything else, and opened my mouth directly.
Lu Zheng asked with a worried face: "What wine?"
The servants: "Peach wine."
When Lu Zheng asked the messengers, Wen Bai was sitting on the sofa.
Hearing a familiar voice, he looked up and saw Lu Zheng.
The thoughts that were a little blunted by the alcohol burned repeatedly, and when he knew that Lu Zheng was coming to pick him up, he didn't think much, and stretched out his hand directly towards him.
Obviously a pose to hug.
The errands were planning to plead guilty, but when they saw Wen Bai's action and the boss's obviously softened eyes, they immediately turned away.
Lu Zheng sighed, stepped forward and hugged the man in his arms, while using spiritual energy to diffuse the alcohol for him, he carried him upstairs.
Fortunately, it's just flat peach wine, which has little strength.
"How much did you drink?" Lu Zheng asked in a low voice.
Wen Bai imitated the appearance of the errand before, pinched his fingers, and made a small gesture: "A little bit."
After speaking, he hugged Lu Zheng's neck and buried his face in it.
I don't know if it's the sequelae left by the last time the soul body came out of the body, Wen Bai seems to particularly prefer this way of hugging.
It will give him a special sense of security.
But he can clearly feel that holding it now is different from that time with the soul body.
When he was in the soul body state, he hugged Lu Zheng like this, largely because he had no strength, and he couldn't stand without hugging him.
But now, it seems that she just wants to hold him like this.
"Lu Zheng." Wen Bai called softly.
Lu Zheng: "Yes."
After a long time, without hearing Wen Bai's answer, Lu Zheng asked, "What's wrong?"
Wen Bai shook his head, his slightly hot face brushed against Lu Zheng's neck one by one following his movements.
Lu Zheng heard his muffled voice.
"Just wanted to call you."
Lu Zheng smiled and hugged him tighter: "Okay."
Lu Zheng's spiritual energy lost very lightly and slowly, Wen Bai was not as dizzy as before.
When the alcohol was about to dissipate, Wen Bai restrained Lu Zheng's hand that continued to infuse spiritual energy.
Sometimes a drink doesn't seem like such a bad thing.
Thinking of this, he said, "I'm not dizzy anymore."
Afraid that Lu Zheng would not believe it, he said again: "I'm not drunk."
Lu Zheng saw that his eyes were clear, so he stopped his hands, but said: "Drunk people like to say that they are not drunk."
When he got to the room, Lu Zheng wanted to put him on the bed, but Wen Bai didn't let go.
Lu Zheng paused for a moment, and only for a moment, then hugged him again.
It's just that this time he changed his position, sitting on the bed by himself, and let Wen Bai hug him.
Most of the alcohol on Wen Bai's body has dissipated, but his face is still hot.
He buried himself in Lu Zheng's neck for a while, and then slowly straightened up.
He remembered the scene in the green smoke, and stared at Lu Zheng for a while.
Then suddenly stretched out his index finger, stuck it to the corner of Lu Zheng's mouth, lifted it up slightly, and said very softly: "Why do you always have a cold face."
Lu Zheng held Wen Bai's hand and kissed his index finger naturally.
Since the boyfriend felt that his face was cold, he smiled: "Now?"
Wen Bai shook his head: "I'm not talking about the present, but the past."
Lu Zheng remembered that when he just woke up, his temper was indeed not very good.
Wen Bai was silent for a moment before he said: "I'm not talking about this past, but earlier."
He looked at Lu Zheng seriously.
"Before I picked up the little lamp."
In addition to his own, there are many that Zhou Wei brought over from Zhengtian Temple.
The last time at Yu Qi's house, after Lin Qiu saw Xiaoliandeng's real body, he often sent some toys over.
Lin Qiu himself didn't expect that Lu Zheng's spiritual object turned out to be a little milk lamp that couldn't speak very fluently.
For their practitioners, the stolen spiritual objects are not counted, and the portable spiritual objects raised with their own spiritual power are generally in the form of objects.
Because of this, Lin Qiu always felt that with Lu Zheng's ability, the spiritual creature he raised must be very fierce.
The result is a small lamp.
It is still a small lamp that is not too afraid of life.
Lin Qiu didn't know, it was the first time he saw Xiaoliandeng, but Xiaoliandeng had seen him several times, because she was curious about the Taoist robe on his body, she even sat on his shoulder several times.
In Xiaoliandeng's eyes, Lin Qiu is an acquaintance.
So when he left, he rolled the scroll in his hand with Yeto and said "Goodbye, Qiuqiu".
With just such a sentence of "Goodbye Qiuqiu", the size of Xiaopang Deng's small treasury has grown a little.
Wen Bai looked at it, and there were several strings of small lanterns hanging from Guangxiaopanglan, and they were all limited items during the Spring Festival. After this node, it was not easy to use, so he simply took everything out.
When I carried it downstairs, it was already full of baskets.
He didn't take a few steps when the phone in his pocket vibrated.
Wen Bai has no time to reason.
The phone was silent for a while, then vibrated again.
Immediately, it sounded like a signal, buzzing non-stop.
Wen Bai had no choice but to put the box on the ground, and after taking out the phone from his pocket, he saw a series of WeChat messages.
At first he thought it was Fang Leming and the others, but it turned out to be Zhong Hao.
Wen Bai frowned.
Zhong Hao seldom sent messages to him and Zhou Wei, probably because he was afraid of disturbing their work, and even if he sent messages, there were not so many messages in a row.
Besides, I just sent him a New Year greeting message yesterday, so it should be fine.
Wen Bai was puzzled, unlocked the screen, and clicked in.
What catches the eye is one sentence: [Brother! ! ! 】
Three exclamation points in a row.
Wen Bai continued to look down.
【elder brother!Happy New Year!I'm sorry to bother you on New Year's Eve, mainly because something happened to me, not to mention I'm in a panic! 】
[Only this person, I don’t know where he stole or uploaded a picture of my little grandpa as his avatar, added me on WeChat, and pretended to be my little grandpa, I know you and Zhengtianguan Daoist Linqiu has a good relationship, can you ask Daoist Lin to figure out the location of this person for me, I have to catch him. 】
[It's fine if it's a stranger, the key is that it must be someone close to me, and I was added through the recommendation of my business card! 】
There is also a screenshot below.
Wen Bai took a look: "..."
DYYS-ZSN.
Familiar avatar, familiar nickname.
Dongyue Yin Division - Zhong Shining.
The young master of the Zhong family who is like a fake.
The "stolen or photoshopped picture" that Zhong Hao said was exactly the ID photo his little grandfather had just taken on the day he joined the Yin Division.
Wen Bai: "..."
As long as the human world has existed, the underworld has existed for as long. When we really go back to the root, the underworld is even ahead of the human world. Therefore, the underworld has only a lot more things than the human world, including the so-called "Internet".
It's just that before the emergence of mortals in the Yin Division, that is, before Wen Bai joined the job, the "communication" between the Yin Division and the human world was not the same.
Later, Wen Bai joined the job, and everyone in the Yin Division found it troublesome, so they directly connected to the communication between the human world.
Wen Bai knew all this, but he just didn't know, why did Zhong Shining suddenly add Zhong Hao's wechat?
Zhong Hao immediately sent a message: [Brother, do you think I want to call the police? 】
Wen Bai: "..."
Wen Bai hurriedly stopped: "Wait, did you add him?"
Zhong Hao: "Added!"
"As soon as I add it, I will greet his whole family!"
Wen Bai: "..."
Who are you greeting?
If Wen Bai hadn't said wait first, Zhong Hao might have really moved.
He couldn't tell his family about it.
But when he was angry, Zhong Hao put the head portrait to the largest, looked at it carefully, and finally saved it.
It had to be said that this man had tried his best to deceive him.
This P picture technology is really good.
His little grandfather didn't leave any photos, the only one left was also a photo of fifteen or sixteen years old, and it was too old and yellowed, only the outline of eyebrows and eyes was still clear.
There is no comparison with this ID photo.
Eyes are eyes, noses are noses, and they are all made to look real.
If it wasn't for the fact that the other party claimed to be his grandpa, the deceit was really low, and he would have sent this photo to his grandpa to see.
The more Zhong Hao thought about it, the angrier he became.
Almost no one in his friend list knows that his little grandfather has just been found, which is definitely a top priority in their family.
Not to mention them juniors, even his grandfather dared not offend his old man at will.
Zhong Hao didn't ask other friends to respect his little grandfather as much as they did to him, at least he couldn't do such a crazy thing!
So the moment he passed that person's WeChat, Zhong Hao greeted his uncle directly.
He has grown up so much, and he has never scolded anyone so harshly.
Zhong Hao Xuxu said, he didn't see Wen Bai's reply for a long time, so he stopped typing and asked, "Brother, why don't you talk?"
Wen Bai: "..."
"Wait first, I'll go and have a look." After Wen Bai said this, he didn't say anything else.
Although Zhong Hao at the other end didn't know what "I'll go and see" referred to, he was unconditionally convinced of Wen Bai, so he responded with an "OK" emoticon very obediently.
Wen Bai turned around and went to the office area.
As soon as I stepped in, I heard the noisy voices of the servants.
"Oh, Xiao Ning, don't cry, don't cry, this unworthy descendant, I'm going to seduce his soul tonight."
"Yes, we sent you a few underworld expression packs, you can send them back, you won't scare him to death!"
"I'll send it, I'll send it... Hey, what does it mean that the other party has turned on friend verification?"
"It means blacked out."
"This little bastard actually blocked his little master!"
Wen Bai: "..."
When Wen Bai walked over, Zhong Shining was squatting in the corner sniffling.
There is also a circle of bad guys around.
"What's going on?" Wen Bai stood behind the crowd and asked.
Hearing Wen Bai's voice, the servants turned their heads and saw him, and heaved a sigh of relief: "Xiao Bai, you've come!"
Wen Bai squatted down after him, and as soon as he got closer, he smelled alcohol on Zhong Shining's body.
The smell of alcohol is not heavy, but people are already a little drifting.
"Shining?" Wen Bai supported Zhong Shining's swaying body, and gently patted his face.
Zhong Shining sniffled, and gave a "hmm" in a daze, the fundus of his eyes were still red.
Obviously a little drunk.
He couldn't ask any questions from a drunk person, so Wen Bai could only look at the servants: "What's the matter?"
"I was scolded by his grandson."
"Crying and crying."
"What's the name of Shi Ning's grandson? It seems to be Zhong Hao? Xiaobai, you should know him."
Wen Bai already knew this.
He even knew what the little grandson scolded and who he greeted.
"We'll talk about Zhong Hao later, why is Shi Ning drunk?" Wen Bai asked softly.
You guys look at me, I look at you, and finally push a representative out.
"Just... took a sip of wine."
Wen Bai: "?"
"It's just one bite," he pinched his fingers and compared a small piece, "that's all."
Wen Bai thought for a moment: "I remember that there was no wine in the food prepared by Jiuzhang?"
Even if there is wine, to the servants, it is basically no different from plain water, it is very light, just smell it, even if you really drink it, you will not get drunk.
The servants laughed and said, "It's not the wine of the world."
Wen Bai: "?"
"The wine that Master Suzaku brought down from above, flat peach wine, is actually fruit wine. It has no special taste and low alcohol content. I don't know who opened the bottle and put it on the table. Xiao Ning probably drank it as a drink. Take a bite."
Even the errands didn't expect Zhong Shining to be knocked down by a sip of fruit wine.
"Maybe it's because I haven't touched alcohol since I was a child, so I can't bear the energy of alcohol."
Wen Bai: "..."
Wen Bai has a headache.
"Then what happened to Zhong Hao's WeChat?" Wen Bai asked again.
"When Xiao Ning was drunk, we happened to be talking about the elders handing out New Year's money. He may have heard it."
"Then it just so happened that Zhong's family was also offering sacrifices. Xiaobai, you may not know that if someone in the world offered incense to us, we would be able to sense it. Xiaoning might have sensed it. People were also confused. Before we Didn’t I just send red envelopes to you and Ah Wei, saying that I want to return some lucky money to the younger generation in the family.”
None of the errands had the contact information of Zhong's family, only Zhou Wei and Wen Bai did.
At that time, only Zhou Wei was present, so he didn't pay much attention to it, and neither did the servants. When Zhong Shining asked, Zhou Wei pushed Zhong Hao's business card to him.
Until later Zhong Shining was scolded and cried by his little grandson.
They took a look at their mobile phones and realized that something was wrong.
Fortunately, this great-grandson didn't give his great-grandfather any room to play. As soon as he passed his friend, he immediately breathed out fragrance, and directly cried his great-grandfather fragrance.
Otherwise, if you are drunk and confused, you will have to be punished if you say "your little grandpa invited you to make a video call".
Here, things are clear.
The "friend" that Zhong Hao mentioned pushing the business card is Zhou Wei, and the "wicked" is his little grandfather.
Wen Bai: "..."
"What about Ah Wei?" Wen Bai looked around, but didn't see Zhou Wei.
The errand said: "I went to see Lord Suzaku, he has fruits for hangover."
Wen Bai nodded, and helped Zhong Shining to the sofa beside him with Yin Cha.
Suzaku came very quickly.
Knowing that Zhong Shining was knocked down by a sip of flat peach wine, his expression was a little surprised: "This year's new clerk can't drink so much? Then my son can drink a cup of flat peach wine."
With that said, he handed over the hangover fruit.
Zhou Wei took the fruit in a daze: "Your son? Which one is your son?"
"Which son?" Suzaku had never heard someone ask him that, "I have only one son."
Zhou Wei: "..."
Zhou Wei drew the shape of an egg with his hand: "The one that big?"
Suzaku gave a "hmm".
Zhou Wei: "..."
"Master Suzaku, your son started drinking at such a young age?!" Zhou Wei couldn't quite understand how these gods brought their cubs.
Suzaku raised his eyebrows: "Then the wine can knock you down."
Zhou Wei: "..."
The servants coaxed Zhong Shining to eat the fruit. Fortunately, he drank less, and he woke up not long after eating the fruit.
"Xiaobai, he scolded me." Zhong Shining took the phone, read the conversation with Zhong Hao from the beginning, and complained to Wen Bai.
Wen Bai took Zhong Shining's phone, deleted Zhong Hao's WeChat for him, and then returned the phone to him, smiling: "Well, I'll criticize him."
Seeing that Zhong Shining's eyes were still red, the servants joked, "Xiao Ning, let me give you an idea. Remember to entrust your eldest nephew with a dream tonight, and let your eldest nephew take care of it."
Zhong Shining shook his head: "That's not good."
"My nephew has a bad temper."
Chairman Zhong's face and the crutch with the head of the dragon flashed through Zhou Wei's mind.
I'm sorry, but he really couldn't connect the word "nephew" with Chairman Zhong.
Wen Bai knew that the servants were joking, so he said: "Zhong Hao thought someone was impersonating you and scolded you, not you."
Zhong Shining nodded obediently: "Yeah."
Wen Bai sent a message to Zhong Hao after solving Zhong Shining's matter.
Telling the truth is definitely not enough, but perfunctory can't be perfunctory.
Wen Bai knows how much the Zhong family attaches importance to Zhong Shining. Take Zhong Hao as an example. Usually, such a seniority relationship separated by several generations, people who can only look up their names in the genealogy, respect is respect, but in the end it is He has never even met face to face. If there is no blood relationship, he can only be regarded as a stranger.
But Zhong Shining is the heart knot of the Zhong family for several generations. Zhong Hao has heard his grandfather talk about Zhong Shining since he was very young, and his great-grandfather never met his younger brother until his death. On the one hand, he was still thinking about him in his heart, so Zhong Hao's respect for Zhong Shining was unusual.
If it was just a few or two sentences, Wen Bai felt that he might be angry with Zhong Hao.
Wen Bai thought for a while, and finally replied.
[Your little grandfather's matter, let your little grandfather solve it by himself. 】
Zhong Hao who received the message: "..."
Zhong Hao knew that Wen Bai and Zhou Wei were in this "trade". After all, their family spent so much manpower and money that they could not find the young master, who was found by Brother Bai as soon as he looked for it. Daoist Qiu also called Senior Bai, but no matter how he asked before, Wen Bai never answered directly.
But this time, Zhong Hao read Wen Bai's words back and forth and carefully three times.
Let your little grandfather solve it by himself...
Is it what he understood?
Brother Bai means that he will tell this matter to his underground young master?
Zhong Hao swallowed sharply.
Because it was too exciting, he even forgot to type, but directly replied a voice message: "Brother... What do you mean by letting my little grandfather solve this by himself?"
Wen Bai: "It's literally."
Zhong Hao: "!"
Wen Baiyu added earnestly: "Remember not to tell others about this."
Zhong Hao nodded repeatedly.
It's a new year's day, because of Zhong Shining's matter, Zhong Hao also tossed a lot, and Wen Bai planned to ask his eldest nephew to send out the red envelopes that Zhong Shining didn't send out for him.
"Want a red envelope?"
Wen Bai's sudden question stunned Zhong Hao.
Why was he still talking about asking the young master to "revenge" himself one second ago, and then he was going to give out red envelopes in the next sentence?
But he couldn't accept his brother Bai's red envelope. According to common sense, he had to pay brother Bai hard work.
Zhong Hao didn't have time to think too much, and immediately said: "Don't, brother, don't give me red envelopes!"
Wen Bai smiled: "I didn't send it to you."
Zhong Hao: "?"
"Did you save that photo?" Wen Bai asked directly.
Zhong Hao couldn't keep up with his brother Bai's jumping thoughts: "Which photo?"
Wen Bai: "That person's profile picture."
It was only then that Zhong Hao realized that what Wen Bai was talking about was the avatar used by the person pretending to be his young master. After a "hmm", he said nervously, "Is there any problem with that avatar?"
Wen Bai: "No, that photo is not bad."
Zhong Hao also nodded.
At first, he thought about the idea of "I actually thought that a P picture specially made by a liar is good", and it turned out that his brother Bai was also quite satisfied.
It seems that the photo P is really good.
Then he saw the next message his brother Bai continued to send.
"Your little grandfather should be quite satisfied. You can show it to your grandfather."
Zhong Hao gasped.
Who is satisfied?
Is the little master satisfied?
And what does it mean to show grandpa?
Zhong Hao didn't dare to show his shock too obviously, he just asked: "Brother, do you still want to tell my grandpa about this?"
Wen Bai: "No, I just want you to show the photo to your grandpa."
Wen Bai added another sentence: "There is no need to say anything else, just say that I said it."
Zhong Hao actually didn't quite understand Wen Bai's intentions, but his brother Bai must have his reasons for saying this, and he responded amidst exclamation marks and question marks all over his head.
After finishing the conversation with his brother Bai, Zhong Hao sat in the room for more than ten minutes, and finally bit the bullet and showed this photo to his grandfather.
Then, he got the thickest and heaviest red envelope that his grandfather gave out this year.
Zhong Hao: "..."
Wen Bai guessed it.
People around the Zhong family might not recognize Zhong Shining, but the old Chairman Zhong had been entrusted with dreams so many times, so he naturally recognized him at a glance.
He has always regretted that his little uncle didn't leave a few photos. The only one left was after Zhong Shining's tomb was moved back, he went to the place where he lived when he was a child, and then found it in a local chronicle. A photo of Ning with his adoptive father and some school children from those days.
Zhong Shining in the photo was only fifteen or sixteen years old.
Chairman Zhong Lao had also asked Wen Bai about this matter before, but Wen Bai didn't agree because he was concerned about the Yin Division.
Now this will be wrong and wrong, so let him go.
After finishing the matter of Zhong Shining and Zhong Hao, it was already afternoon.
Wen Bai was relieved, only to realize that it had been a long time, and his mouth was a little dry after talking.
He looked back to the water dispenser and found that the bucket was empty.
Zhou Wei stood beside Wen Bai, following his line of sight: "Thirsty?"
Wen Bai nodded.
"There are several bottles of Shi Ning on the table, go get them over there." Zhou Wei said.
Wen Bai walked directly to Zhong Shining.
Zhong Shining was not there, but there were indeed many bottles of water on the table.
Yin Cha thought that Wen Bai came to find Zhong Shining, and said directly, "Maybe he had left some alcohol and fell asleep on the sofa."
Wen Bai: "It's okay, let him sleep."
"Xiaobai, if you need help, just call me." Yin Cha said again.
Wen Bai: "I'm really fine, I'm just thirsty, come and drink some water."
As he said that, without thinking too much, he took the bottle of water and unscrewed it.
Yin Cha: "Oh, I'm thirsty, you..."
"thirsty??!"
"noob!"
"Don't stop!"
All the servants stood up together, but it was too late.
And Wen Bai who had already taken a sip: "..."
"Hurry up! Ah Wei! Go to Master Suzaku! Ask him for a hangover fruit!"
"No! This time it's not Shining! It's Xiaobai!"
"This sip is a bit fierce."
"After Shi Ning drank it by mistake, he should have hidden the water bottle. It's our fault that we didn't make it clear. Xiaobai, do you have any discomfort? Are you dizzy?"
Wen Bai put down the water bottle and took a deep breath.
Didn't he drink water?How did it become wine?
Wen Bai was surrounded by the messengers.
The bad guys don't know how things turned out like this.
Originally, the wine was packed in a wine gourd, but later they thought it was inappropriate to carry a wine gourd around, so they changed it to a water bottle.
Unexpectedly, Shi Ning was brought down first, but now even Xiaobai has been tricked.
"How is it? Are you okay?" the servants asked in a hurry.
Wen Bai said truthfully, "It's fine for now."
Soon, Wen Bai felt that this "temporary" was temporarily over.
Because his fingertips were already a little numb.
On the other end, Lu Zheng, who had already finished talking from Xiao Lian Deng, waited for a long time, but he still didn't wait for Wen Bai to come back.
He didn't know that his boyfriend said "for a while" was so long.
After a long time, the paper figurine was tired from playing, and fell asleep on the scalper again.
Lu Zhenggong lost his patience, and after coming out of the picture of the morning glory, he went directly downstairs.
When I was still on the stairs, I heard a sentence: "Where do I get so many hangover fruits? It's just the one before, and it's still a snack for my son."
Suzaku's voice.
Lu Zheng didn't want to pay attention to it at first, and even thought it was noisy.
Then Suzaku said something that made Lu Zheng pause.
"Before Lu Zheng finds out, go find Di Ting!"
Lu Zheng's figure disappeared on the stairs in an instant.
A few seconds later, Lu Zheng looked at Wen Bai who was sitting on the sofa smelling of alcohol: "..."
Seeing that the situation was not good, Suzaku had already run away.
"Boss, it's our fault. We put the wine in a bottle before and didn't tell Xiaobai that Xiaobai drank it by mistake." The servants didn't hesitate much, mainly because they were afraid that something would happen if Wen Bai really drank and became dizzy. , I didn't care about anything else, and opened my mouth directly.
Lu Zheng asked with a worried face: "What wine?"
The servants: "Peach wine."
When Lu Zheng asked the messengers, Wen Bai was sitting on the sofa.
Hearing a familiar voice, he looked up and saw Lu Zheng.
The thoughts that were a little blunted by the alcohol burned repeatedly, and when he knew that Lu Zheng was coming to pick him up, he didn't think much, and stretched out his hand directly towards him.
Obviously a pose to hug.
The errands were planning to plead guilty, but when they saw Wen Bai's action and the boss's obviously softened eyes, they immediately turned away.
Lu Zheng sighed, stepped forward and hugged the man in his arms, while using spiritual energy to diffuse the alcohol for him, he carried him upstairs.
Fortunately, it's just flat peach wine, which has little strength.
"How much did you drink?" Lu Zheng asked in a low voice.
Wen Bai imitated the appearance of the errand before, pinched his fingers, and made a small gesture: "A little bit."
After speaking, he hugged Lu Zheng's neck and buried his face in it.
I don't know if it's the sequelae left by the last time the soul body came out of the body, Wen Bai seems to particularly prefer this way of hugging.
It will give him a special sense of security.
But he can clearly feel that holding it now is different from that time with the soul body.
When he was in the soul body state, he hugged Lu Zheng like this, largely because he had no strength, and he couldn't stand without hugging him.
But now, it seems that she just wants to hold him like this.
"Lu Zheng." Wen Bai called softly.
Lu Zheng: "Yes."
After a long time, without hearing Wen Bai's answer, Lu Zheng asked, "What's wrong?"
Wen Bai shook his head, his slightly hot face brushed against Lu Zheng's neck one by one following his movements.
Lu Zheng heard his muffled voice.
"Just wanted to call you."
Lu Zheng smiled and hugged him tighter: "Okay."
Lu Zheng's spiritual energy lost very lightly and slowly, Wen Bai was not as dizzy as before.
When the alcohol was about to dissipate, Wen Bai restrained Lu Zheng's hand that continued to infuse spiritual energy.
Sometimes a drink doesn't seem like such a bad thing.
Thinking of this, he said, "I'm not dizzy anymore."
Afraid that Lu Zheng would not believe it, he said again: "I'm not drunk."
Lu Zheng saw that his eyes were clear, so he stopped his hands, but said: "Drunk people like to say that they are not drunk."
When he got to the room, Lu Zheng wanted to put him on the bed, but Wen Bai didn't let go.
Lu Zheng paused for a moment, and only for a moment, then hugged him again.
It's just that this time he changed his position, sitting on the bed by himself, and let Wen Bai hug him.
Most of the alcohol on Wen Bai's body has dissipated, but his face is still hot.
He buried himself in Lu Zheng's neck for a while, and then slowly straightened up.
He remembered the scene in the green smoke, and stared at Lu Zheng for a while.
Then suddenly stretched out his index finger, stuck it to the corner of Lu Zheng's mouth, lifted it up slightly, and said very softly: "Why do you always have a cold face."
Lu Zheng held Wen Bai's hand and kissed his index finger naturally.
Since the boyfriend felt that his face was cold, he smiled: "Now?"
Wen Bai shook his head: "I'm not talking about the present, but the past."
Lu Zheng remembered that when he just woke up, his temper was indeed not very good.
Wen Bai was silent for a moment before he said: "I'm not talking about this past, but earlier."
He looked at Lu Zheng seriously.
"Before I picked up the little lamp."
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