Deep ice

Eunuch You is very strange.

Originally, the emperor had already reached the gate, but he didn't even enter the gate, so he went back directly.

After finally dragging Huai Huai off the wall, the idiot didn't go out clamoring anymore.

I stayed in the house all morning in a daze, my face was dazed, but my eyes never had a moment of peace, the ripples were like the spring water in March.

Eunuch You bowed his waist and stood in front of Huai Huai, looking at him with a complicated expression.

Although this Huaihuai is a fool, he has a dignified appearance and a heroic brow.

Huaihuai and You Gonggong met each other, and then opened their mouths, with a dazed expression, "Who's young lady has such a beautiful face..."

Hearing this, Eunuch You was terrified, he quickly stretched out his hand to greet the little eunuch who delivered the meal in the morning, and asked, "Did you cook the medicine in the morning?"

"Grandpa Huiyou, it was cooked by our family, what's the matter?"

"It's not wrong, is it?"

"No ah…"

"Come on, go out and work..."

Eunuch You dismissed the little eunuch and continued to wait for Huaihuai, with a smile on his face and wrinkles all over his face, "Ancestor, the weather outside is fine, why don't we take you out for a walk?"

Huaihuai glanced at the old eunuch, and didn't want to talk to him, and said to himself: "This matter needs to be discussed with Chunbao to be safe..."

Eunuch You thought for a while, "Which Chunbao?"

Only then did Huaihuai come back to his senses, and nodded, "Well, he's a little eunuch."

Eunuch You slapped his thigh, "Come on, our family will find it for you, so that you won't miss it here and lose your soul."

Huai Huai jumped up from the chair, his eyes were bright, "Go!"

"You just wait in the house honestly," You Gonggong said: "Isn't it just a little eunuch, our family has stayed in the palace for a lifetime, it is easy to find someone..."

After finishing speaking, he didn't care about Huai Huai who was happy, and went out of the palace to inquire.

By the way, this Chunbao is not an unknown master. A year ago, he peed his pants in Fushou Palace and became a fool. The Taoist in front of the palace, as soon as he mentioned Chunbao's name, he inquired about it.

It was said that Chunbao was kicked out of the palace directly because he had no relatives and no reason, and was young, so he was assigned to the imperial dining room from the Zhidian supervisor. Although his brain was useless, he could still do some chores. Some effort, but after all, I am a fool, doing some work is not enough to cause trouble, and the imperial dining room is also worrying that there is no place to push this hot potato. After listening to the book tour, my father-in-law came to ask for it, and I happily gave it away, and sold my favor. It really kills two birds with one stone. .

So Eunuch You took Chunbao out of the imperial dining room without much effort.

Chunbao sucked his nose, rolled the last bit of melon seeds in the quilt, carried the bedroll, and returned to Huayu Palace with Eunuch You.

Along the way, the melon seeds wrapped in the quilt were sprinkled almost.

Huai Huai stayed in the house, and when he heard movement outside, he rushed out the door immediately.

There were two eunuchs standing outside in the snow, one big and one small.

Chun Bao's face was flushed from the cold, and he rubbed his nose, "Who are you?"

Huai Huai twitched the corners of his mouth, "Idiot, you saw me yesterday..."

Chunbao let out an 'oh', resisting the bedding and thinking about entering the house.

Eunuch You stretched out his hand and pulled Chunbao's collar, "You can't live in the main house, that's where the master lives."

While speaking, Eunuch You pointed to the side hall, "You can pick any bed board there and put the bedding on it."

Chun Bao scratched his head, sniffed his nose hard, "Isn't this man an eunuch after castration? He dressed in eunuch clothes again, how could he become a master..."

You Gonggong put on the sole of Chunbao's head, "Stupid donkey, so much nonsense..."

Huaihuai greeted Chunbao impatiently, "Give that quilt to Eunuch You, come in and talk."

Chun Bao nodded, threw the quilt to Eunuch You, and followed Huai Huai into the house.

Annoyed at being hit on the head by the hard and smelly roll, Eunuch You stood outside and scolded Chunbao in a low voice for a long while before leaving with the quilt on his back.

The two of them worked in the house for a while, checked the doors and windows carefully, and found that no one was listening, so they gathered together to talk in peace of mind.

Huaihuai whispered: "Chunbao... I have something to discuss with you..."

Chun Bao tilted his head, picked his ear with his little finger, "Speak louder."

Huaihuai frowned, "Be careful that the walls have ears."

Chun Bao's expression was dull, "Well, you're right."

After finishing speaking, he leaned closer and put his ear on Huai Huai's mouth, "Speak."

Huai Huai said: "I fell in love with a lady..."

"There is no lady in the palace, she is a palace lady..."

"If that's the case...then she must be a court lady..." Huai Huai narrowed his eyes, as if in reverie, "What a fairy..."

Chun Bao couldn't believe it, "How did you meet such a handsome sister?"

Huai Huai was a little annoyed when he heard the words, "I saw it when I climbed the wall, and the people below all laughed at me, but this lady-in-law's face looked angry, as if she was blaming me..."

Chun Bao said in surprise, "What a good sister."

Huai Huai nodded, "Yes, that's why I've been thinking about how to tie the knot with this beautiful sister, and I was thinking of asking you to give me a way..."

Chun Bao was taken aback for a moment, and immediately held his cheeks in deep thought.

Huaihuai waited for a long while, but when Chunbao didn't see a word, he became a little impatient,

"Why did you think for so long..."

Chun Bao said, "I figured it out."

Huai Huai happily said, "Let's listen."

"If you want to please this beautiful sister, brother must leave a good thought for the beautiful sister."

Huaihuai nodded, "Why don't I ask Eunuch You to pull some new cloth for me and make two new clothes for me."

Chunbao nodded, "That's fine. I know a dexterous little Guizi who combs your empress's hair. I'll ask him to do a nice bun for you later."

Huai Huai said: "Success, I'll go take a bath now."

Chun Bao grabbed Huai Huai, "Don't go, I haven't finished yet."

Seeing Huai Huai sit down again, Chun Bao wiped his nose again, "I heard from those old eunuchs that all the women in this palace like a man like the emperor, and the beautiful sister is probably no exception."

Huai Huai said: "I have never seen the emperor, so I don't know what he looks like, so what should I do."

Chun Bao was a little proud, "I've seen it before."

Huai Huai was very envious, "You are so capable."

Chun Bao raised a pair of sparse eyebrows, "Last year I went to the Fushou Palace to wipe the ground. The emperor is really powerful. He can beat anyone he wants. The ministers below are so scared that they pee their pants, they are so proud..."

Huaihuai was a little embarrassed, "According to what you mean, you want me to beat others? But who will beat me here..."

"Me!" Chun Bao patted his chest, "As soon as the two of us see the beautiful sister, you will hit me with your hands, showing that you are powerful."

Huaihuai was very moved, and patted Chunbao on the shoulder, "That's enough brother."

Chun Bao said: "You don't need to be polite, but when the time comes, you should hit me lightly, because I'm afraid of pain."

Huai Huai said, "That's natural."

Chunbao stood up, rubbing the dry mud off the cotton robe, "You and I have to think of some excuses, which can add a lot of momentum..."

Huai Huai made a plan, "At that time, once you see the beautiful sister, you will shout 'Hero, spare your life, I will never dare again', how about that?" Chun Bao said: "I think 'Stay! You bastard, how dare you molest a good family!' It sounds better, after all, it is to show heroism in front of the beautiful sister, so to speak, it is more majestic..."

Huaihuai nodded, "After saying this, I'll beat you up?"

Chun Bao said: "That's natural, after seeing this kind and understanding beauty sister, she will definitely soften her heart and come up to persuade her to fight."

Huai Huai said: "Then what to do, if she wants to come over to try to persuade the fight, I will definitely not be able to continue beating you, how can I show my heroism?"

Chun Bao said: "It's okay, if you see the beautiful sister and plead for mercy, you must say, 'Sister is kind-hearted, this is what I want, please forgive him once', in this way, it will appear that you are affectionate and righteous."

"Brother Chun is really knowledgeable, I admire you." Huaihuai cupped his fists and bowed deeply, Chunbao smiled shyly: "I don't have any knowledge, but because the ladies in the palace like to go to the theater, I followed behind After watching a play, what I just said is just a play."

"What show? It's so good..."

"I heard from my father-in-law, what is it called 'Dou E Yuan'."

Huaihuai put his hands in his sleeves, with a blank expression, "Well, so..."

Chunbao said, "En..."

"Okay, it's settled like this," Huaihuai said as if he came back to his senses, "Where are we going to find that beautiful sister..."

Chun Bao followed suit, "It's easy to handle. Basically, the clothes bureau is where every palace girl goes. We used to guard it every day. If you don't believe it, you won't be able to meet that beautiful sister."

The corner of Huai Huai's mouth curled up, smiling all over his face, "Okay!"

For two days in a row, both of them brought food and squatted at the gate of Huanyiju Palace all day long, waiting for that beauty.

Speaking of the Huanyi sentence, Huayu Palace is not too far away, Eunuch You followed him a few times, and found that the two of them were considered safe, so he let them go with confidence.

Huai Huai was wearing a brand-new eunuch uniform, with his hair combed neatly, standing at the door of the Huanyi Bureau, with tired eyes.

Chun Bao beside him was very energetic, with a cold elbow clenched tightly in his red hands, his eyes were round and he was gnawing fiercely.

A few court ladies came from afar, with black hair and plain clothes, and all of them were pale and expressionless.

Chun Bao stopped talking, and grabbed Huai Huai's clothes with greasy and dirty hands, "Is the big one on the right the one you fancy?"

Hearing this, Huaihuai hurriedly undangled her hair, pulled her neck to look, her eyes suddenly darkened, "Have your eyes been blurred by You Mozi? Didn't you see that she has a natural horse face, how can she look like a beauty..."

Chunbao chewed again and again, "That's good, look at those big eyes."

Huai Huai curled his lips, "It looks more and more like a horse."

After finishing speaking, he squatted at the foot of the palace wall as if discouraged, with a slumped face, "Chunbao, what day is it?"

Chun Bao stood beside Huai Huai, put the crystal elbow in his hand back into the food box, placed it on the ground carefully, and counted with ten fingers, "About three days."

Huaihuai got up, and wiped off the snow on his head, "It will be about three days, I think you are getting more and more confused by waiting."

Chun Bao hurriedly followed Huai Huai with the food box in hand, "Aren't you waiting?"

Huai Huai said: "It's really boring to squat here for a few days, I'll go around."