Who stabbed me in the back?

It didn't scare Zhang Yujia to death suddenly.

Yang Yunze couldn't see the existence of this little ghost, and thought that Zhang Yujia's courage was too thin, so he raised his eyebrows and said contemptuously: "The ones you saw yesterday were all evil spirits, maybe that baby spirit also went to the pool of Yin Jue .”

"What did he go there for?" Zhang Yujia patted the air-conditioning on his shoulders, and then watched him roll several times on the cushion next to him, and finally stopped in the hands of a pair of ruby ​​rings, not thinking of him Instead of being angry, she smiled at him twice.

"Let's eat!" Yang Yunze said while cooking the mutton.

"What do you eat? What's there in that place? Could it be eating ghosts?"

"You probably don't know that baby spirits are originally six-month-old formed fetuses that died in the mother's womb. Because they died in the mother's womb, they are not considered ghosts or souls. Generally, they will never be reborn. After the unequal treatment of discarding or simply burying, the evil spirit will be even greater. They need to eat ghosts with strong evil spirits to maintain their soulless bodies, but some are evil ghosts and imps born by evil ghosts, like this Unethical things generally have to go through the human body again before they can be regarded as ghosts, and then they can be reincarnated."

Zhang Yujia stared in surprise and said, "Do it again? Doesn't that mean that a fetus will die?"

"No, it's usually passed through a man's stomach, because infant spirits are not alive, so they must be formed with the vitality of a man's body!"

"Nonsense, how can a man have a baby without a uterus?" Although Zhang Yujia said so, he couldn't help but glanced at the two ghosts not far away, and then unconsciously moved the hand holding the bowl to Under the belly of the table, covering his stomach, for fear that he would be pregnant after a burst of cold air.

Yang Yunze smiled and said: "I really haven't encountered this before, but my master said he did. As for whether it's true or not, you won't encounter it anyway."

Zhang Yujia was overwhelmed when he heard this, and immediately changed the subject: "And what is the third mess you found?"

"Oh, my master just discovered the third evil situation yesterday, and that is the technique of fortune-telling among ghosts."

"Is this for getting rich again?"

"Smart!" Yang Yunze snapped his fingers with his right hand, and then continued: "The hundred ghosts make money technique was originally supposed to be five ghosts make money, and five ghosts make money is to pray to the five ghosts to make money, and then burn some paper money to them every year and festival. Basically, anyone who does big business can do it, but no one dares to make money from a hundred ghosts, because if you let ghosts help you drive away money, you will be driven away by ghosts."

Hearing this, Zhang Yujia said with chills: "Is it possible that this person wants to die on the pile of money? He dares to do anything to get rich!"

"You have to know that his place is originally a pool of ghosts, and there are countless evil spirits in it. My master wants to change the crucified Qiguan last time, but once those money-repelling ghosts find that someone has moved This way of driving wealth will come to stop immediately, and it will be like a diamond that is indestructible, dead and resurrected."

"Can ghosts still die?"

"When a ghost dies, its soul is gone, which is equivalent to disappearing in this world forever. However, these ghosts who drive wealth are often Wulu and 脾脔 raised by those magicians. Po, the consciousness of ghosts is inherently low, and Wulu and 輾脔 are evil souls that have been drawn out of consciousness. They have no taboos about planting things and are not afraid of anything. Therefore, when thousands of evil spirits attack, my master It hurt."

When Zhang Yujia heard this, he felt great regret. Regarding Yao Mengda's attitude at that time, he wished to ask him to forgive him in front of him immediately.And thinking of a person who can be calm in such an environment, he admires it from the bottom of his heart.

That night, the two chatted a little more about formations and troubles, and then went back to each other.

After Zhang Yujia got home, he was ready to wash up and go to bed. After all, he had to go to work tomorrow, but when he was picking up his nightgown, he suddenly discovered another troublesome thing, that is, the two pairs of eyes, one big and one small He was staring at him, not only the big ones, but even the small ones had wretched eyes, and almost poked two holes in him.

But Zhang Yujia is not afraid of what Zhang Yuli will do to him today, after all, this kid is here, so he can't do things that are not suitable for children in front of the kid.

But this abacus was clearly ineffective, the little ghost was more sensible than the big ones, only when Zhang Yujia was lying in the bathtub and wandering, he went out silently, and he didn't forget to close the door for the two of them, just like a habit same.

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But this abacus was clearly ineffective, the little ghost was more sensible than the big ones, only when Zhang Yujia was lying in the bathtub and wandering, he went out silently, and he didn't forget to close the door for the two of them, just like a habit same.

"Let me rub your back for you!" Immediately afterwards, a melodious voice blew in his head.

"No need." Zhang Yujia replied quite simply, without even opening his eyes.

Zhang Yuli was not angry, and continued: "Then let me massage you!"

"No need, whichever side you want to stay cool, you won't spoil the children!"

"Which child are you talking about?"

"Ah?" Zhang Yujia sat up immediately after hearing what he said, and looked at the shadow of the little ghost at the door. The door was closed tighter than glue, so he fell into the pool in despair, splashing half of the people. The splash was high, and then he buried himself in the water with his eyes open, just thinking about drowning himself like this.

But when the last breath in his mouth was sucked by the lungs, a mouthful of warm and cold air came into his mouth immediately, and before he had time to refuse, a soft object pressed against the base of his tongue, and then he took a mouthful Swallowing the air in his mouth directly into his lungs, Zhang Yujia ordered after a while: "Come on, but only do it once, otherwise I won't be able to get up tomorrow."

"But I saved you twice!"

"Damn! When did you do it twice?" Zhang Yujia's eyes stared angrily, just wanting to reason with him, but forgot that he had fallen into his trap again.

Zhang Yuli raised the corner of his mouth and said, "I dragged you out of the shade once, and I helped you get rid of the shade again."

"Can this be counted as two times?" Zhang Yujia frowned, this was obviously done in one go.

"Yes!" Zhang Yuli replied quietly, and then attached his lips, and then bit his tongue, wrapping his long snake-like tongue around his tongue, one after another, until it filled his whole body. The mouth made the liquid on the tip of his tongue flow out continuously, and then merged with the water in this pool.

In the end, Zhang Yujia panted and admitted defeat: "Can that count as one time?"

"No, I saved you twice anyway!"

"Let's just count it once."

"One time is too long, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."

"Damn, do you have to go to the edge of the horns? Twice is fine, once you are on top, and the other time I am on top! And I have to come first!" Zhang Yujia tried hard to figure out the process, not paying attention to the fact that his chest was already growing A hand, and that hand was wantonly free on his body, a ruby ​​more bewitching than blood, but at this moment it was Ze Ze Shenghui.

"Heh..." Someone put his hand behind him without saying a word, smiled, then fished him out of the water, and put him on the bed so wet, but today, he didn't Anxious to want him, but looking at his claws and claws, what can he do.

Zhang Yujia is fed up with being looked at by others with that kind of "weakness", especially the old man Yao's sentence, "If you have a ghost on it, you are willing, and if you hold one in your arms, you are not willing?" ', thinking about these words now makes his teeth itch, so from that moment on, he began to think about how to reverse the position of the attacking and receiving, at least when others said that he was oppressed by a ghost, he could hold his head up and spit at that person Said: "That ghost was fucked by me."

"Do you want me to help?" Zhang Yuli supported his head with one hand, and squinted to see Zhang Yujia rummaging through the walls and cabinets there. He knew that he was looking for something like lubricating oil, but he found a bottle of hand cream after searching for a long time.

Seeing his calm look, Zhang Yujia seemed to be laughing at him and said, "You can't do it", so he didn't even feel good about it, and squeezed the hand cream in his hands and pushed it away, pointing at him and saying: "Zhang Yuli, don't be crazy. I'm a knife sharpener and a woodcutter. See if I don't count all the previous accounts with you tonight. I will write Zhang Yujia's name upside down. Boy, you just wait for me tonight. Fang Tian painted his halberd trembling and screaming!"

"Actually, I'm already very wet, and you don't need to apply that." Zhang Yuli said unhurriedly, the teasing in his eyes deepened.

Zhang Yujia bared his teeth and said, "My knife needs to be sharpened, what do you understand?" After finishing speaking, he suddenly remembered the olive oil he bought last time, so he immediately ran to the closet and took it out Come out, then in front of his face, he pinched his limp scallion and applied layer after layer.

"The place that is shrunk inside has not been painted!" Zhang Yuli squinted at his shallot section, and couldn't help sighing, "You seemed to be this big when you were young."

"Fart you, my gun is not loaded. After it is loaded, it will be an authentic SIS-6C heavy-duty cannon. It will blow you to death." Zhang Yujia said while carrying it back and took out the unpainted inside. , but this is not a section that came out voluntarily, not to mention how painful it is to be dragged out by him so forcibly. The most depressing thing is that because of applying too much olive oil just now, the thing is slipperier than loach, which made Zhang Yujia point it on fire. Dao: "Come out, at the critical moment, can't you live up to your expectations? Doesn't it stink?"