Naruto from Xiao Organization [Comprehensive]

01.

The reason why Naruto fell into a "coma" before was not because he was frozen, but because he was overexposed and consumed too much. When the Akatsuki outside organized everyone to fight for favor (hey), Naruto's mind was actually full of heaven and man Fighting - the heretic golem was working its way back into his consciousness.

Heretic golem: "Human, if you don't treat your body properly, then give your body to this old man."

Naruto: "No thanks, I'm not interested in humans and beasts, and as a beast, you still use the name 'Old Man', which is really not cute at all."

Heretic golem: "This old man is a majestic heretic golem!"

Naruto: "Speaking of which, the heretic Golem is the Ten-Tails whose Chakra has been emptied, and the Divine Tree is the final evolution of the Ten-Tails. This reminds me of..."

Heretic golem: "What do you remember?"

Naruto: "There is a fish in the dark north, its name is Kun, it turns into a bird, its name is Peng..."

Heretic golem: "It sounds like the old man does have the same effect, and then?"

Naruto: "The Kun is so big that it can't be stewed in a pot. It turns into a bird. Its name is Peng. Peng is so big that it needs two grills, one secret and one slightly spicy..."

Heretic Golem: "...what a piece of crap."

Naruto: "Let's put it another way, start with a kun, and the evolution depends on swallowing! I thought the evolution failed, but it turned out to be a bone-eating kun!"

Heretic golem: "You hurry up."

Naruto: "Aren't you going to bite me back?"

Heretic golem: "You hurry up."

Naruto: "Am I really leaving?"

Heretic Golem: "Get lost, old man."

Then Naruto happily regained control of his body, then opened his eyes, and found that he was in a strange room.Naruto sat up and saw the man standing by the window, Uchiha Itachi.

Naruto was taken aback: "Why you? I thought it would be Takasugi or Orochimaru."

Uchiha Itachi turned around and looked at Naruto deeply.

Naruto felt a little scared when he saw him, "...what are you doing? Don't you have a wife?"

Although Naruto's words are quite vulgar, they are actually true.

After the war, Uchiha Itachi was escorted by Uchiha Sasuke to strengthen the Uchiha family, and then Uchiha Itachi was forced to start a blind date... Cough... This was unanimously laughed at by everyone in the Akatsuki organization.Everyone in Liba has watched it once, but Uchiha Itachi has always been numb.

Until No.30, the five blind dates... a pretty girl, first introduced herself: "It's the first time to meet, Mr. Uchiha, my name is Qianqiu."

"We met for the first time." Uchiha Itachi said.

He thought it was an ordinary blind date. He had met a girl like this many times. Although she was cute, she always felt that something was missing. In other words, he couldn't bear to push such a girl into the pit of fire. Sasuke said something that made him give birth to a football team...

As a result, the girl showed her incomparable beauty in the next second, the standard expression of a stalker who can scare a child to cry in the middle of the night, and she held her face coquettishly and said, "Let me give birth to you ! Mr. Itachi!"

Uchiha Itachi: "..."

Uchiha Itachi's heart is pounding!

...Well, the above is the beginning of Uchiha Itachi's official fall from the altar.

However, the heartbeat of such a woman can also be said to prove how godlike Brother Itachi is.

In short, the final result is that brother Itachi is married.

- Closer to home.

"Because Kisame sent me a message saying that if I don't come back, my sister-in-law will be divided up." Uchiha Itachi said.

"Ahem, ahem, it's not that exaggerated." Naruto said, "But then again, what the hell is a sister-in-law? Why isn't she a brother-in-law?"

"Because Sasuke is the younger brother." Uchiha Itachi said.

"Oh, what you said makes a lot of sense, so let's be my sister-in-law." Naruto nodded.

After a few seconds, Naruto jumped up from the bed, "What the hell! I was trapped by you!"

Uchiha Itachi: "Cough, nothing, let's get down to business...... Pfft."

"So what's going on with that suspicious poof of yours?" Naruto asked.

"It's like this," Uchiha Itachi said, ignoring Naruto's words directly, "The power in the dark place of [Root] seems to be a little ready to move in Konoha during this time, and this can be traced back to the influence left by the second generation, [Root] in the dark It's been hidden for too long, so..."

"You make it up, I'll keep listening." Naruto said.

Uchiha Itachi pondered for a moment, "Forget it, I can't make it up anymore."

Naruto couldn't help shaking his head, "Speaking of which, why didn't Sasuke come?"

"There is something about Konoha, but he will come at night." Itachi said.

"Oh." Naruto sighed, "I see."

02.

It has been a long time since I established a relationship with Sasuke. During the war, the two have been fighting side by side side by side, but when they should have started to enjoy the war after the war, the two of them started to go their separate ways. A little bit upset.

He sat on the top of the tower of Yuyin Village, watched the snowflakes fall one after another, and said to himself: "If the war can send Sasuke to me, then if I start the war again now, will Sasuke stay with me again?" Is it by my side?"

"Your thoughts are really as dangerous as ever." Yahiko's voice came from behind Naruto.

"I will do it cleverly, so that Sasuke will not find out that I did it." Naruto said.

"But I know now." Yahiko walked to Naruto's side and sat down with him.

"Are you bewitching me to silence you?" Naruto squinted at Yahiko.

Yahiko smiled and rolled his eyes, "You won't, I believe you."

"I hate people like you who think the whole world is good people." Naruto said.

"Aren't you? Naruto." Yahiko continued to say with a smile, "You and I are the same kind of people."

"Cut." Naruto said proudly, "Are you kidding me? How can I be in the same category as a guy like you. I'm more pornographic than you, okay?"

Yahiko laughed directly, "Yes, yes, what you said is correct."

"But speaking of it, I think you, Nagato and Xiaonan feel a bit like "The Domineering President's Substitute Lover", "His, His, Her", "Seven Kings and One Queen"... Wait for the last one and pretend you didn't hear it... ..." Naruto said.

Yahiko was a little speechless, he put his hand on his forehead for a while, and coughed, "I almost forgot what I was doing up here, let's go down, Naruto, everyone is waiting for you."

"What are you waiting for me?" Naruto asked.

Yahiko laughed, "Today is Christmas Eve."

Naruto was startled, and then returned to the base hall of the Akatsuki organization with Naruto.The usually empty hall is now full of people, and members of the Akatsuki organization have come with their families.

"Excuse me, Mr. Namakaze," Akashi Seijuro said.

"It doesn't matter, since it's good for everyone to have fun together during the festival." Naruto said, "Where's Heizi?"

"I'm here..." Heizi suddenly appeared.

"Cough cough cough..."

"Yo, long time no see, Naruto-kun, speaking of which, your hair is even more yellowish, is it really from your heart?" There was a rather lazy voice over there.

"Yo, long time no see, Ah Yin, your head is even more bald, is it really an old man in his 30s?" Naruto greeted without turning his head.

"Oh, okay." Sakata Gintoki said, "Can I kill this guy, Takasugi?"

"Please feel free." Shinsuke Takasugi made a "please" gesture.

Sakata Gintoki scratched his head: "Ah... I'll just say it casually, do you actually believe it..."

Takasugi Shinsuke pondered for a moment, then said, "Gintoki, I love you."

Sakata Gintoki: "...Ah."

Shinsuke Takasugi: "I'll just say it casually, do you actually believe it..."

Sakata Gintoki: "...tsk."

In the next second, Sakata Gintoki stepped on the table and said with bared teeth and claws, "Takasugi, do you want to see Shiroyasha's anger!"

Naruto said sarcastic words behind him, "I guess he wants to see Shiro Yasha's lust."

"Cough cough cough..."

"puff……"

"Hahahaha, as expected of Naruto, this kind of words come out of nowhere..."

"That's right." Naruto walked through the crowd to sit on the first seat, and then said, "I've never been afraid of anyone talking about 'sao'!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

Obito also came shortly after. He used wooden traps to set up a huge table in the middle of the base hall. As a result, everyone sat on it and only occupied one side. You can imagine how big the table is.

Later, Sawada Tsunayoshi came with his guardians. Akatsuki and the guardians were already very familiar, so they quickly got together.

"But for Christmas, there should be a Christmas tree." Said Tsunayoshi Sawada.

"Eh... Christmas tree?" Naruto tilted his head.

"I can make a tree." My beloved brother Kuangmo Obito said immediately.

"For plants, we seem to have ready-made..." Naruto said.

"Yes, there are ready-made ones, and you can save money." Kakuzu said.

"It's fun to think about it hahaha!" Didara said with a smile.

So everyone's eyes focused on someone, staring at...

Bai Jue was sweating profusely, "You, what do you see me doing?"

Bai Jue: Weak, innocent and pitiful.gif.

In the end, Bai Jue's protest was invalid.

Once again verified the truth that Bai Jue has no absolute power.

03.

Sasuke and Kakashi came together, and the two of them appeared in the hall of the base directly using the blink technique, or appeared back to back, with leaves flying beside them, looking very handsome.

Kakashi took the lead and said: "I'm sorry, we came late and we were improving Rachel, so I accidentally forgot the time with Sasuke."

Naruto stood up and said, "You guys look so handsome on stage tonight, I'm a Zoka girl tonight...you think I'll say that because of my size!"

"I'm going to Naruto, you calm down!" Kakashi was shocked, because Naruto manipulated those leaves and turned them into sharp blades to Kakashiza.

"Hahaha do you want to fight? Let's fight!"

"If you don't cut it, calm down... hiss... okay, let's fight hahaha!!!!"

"Fight and fight!"

Suddenly there was chaos in the hall.

What interrupted this chaotic situation was the appearance of the upper layer of Konoha, Neiji Hinata brought Shikamaru and Sakura across the space, and was shocked when he saw this scene.

But everyone was just playing around. After Ningci came back, Obito reorganized a table, and everyone continued to sit. After a while, Xiaonan manipulated the paper to bring up the food, and the waiters next to him were all scorpions. The puppet, so the service is quite in place.

"Hey, we haven't seen each other for several days." Naruto said to Sasuke next to him.

"Are you complaining?" Sasuke asked.

"That's not true. In fact, before the meeting, I thought that I must complain to you after the meeting, but after seeing it, I can only be full of joy." Naruto said, "If you want to complain, you forget it."

"There are indeed many things I want to do during this time." Sasuke said.

"Does it also include studying ninjutsu with Kakashi?" Naruto said.

"Are you jealous?" Sasuke wanted to laugh.

"Yeah, I'm so jealous." Naruto said, "I'm so jealous that I wish I could turn into a domineering president and give you away."

"Really." Sasuke raised his black eyes, and then Naruto saw that Sasuke's eyes had turned into kaleidoscope Sharingan, the illusion invaded, and Naruto did not resist.

In the next second, he appeared in Yuedu Mirage.

Uchiha Mansion.

Uchiha Sasuke sat on the first seat, raised his chin slightly, "You just said, what do you want to do?"

Naruto was shocked on the spot, "Can Yuedu still play like this?"

"Of course." The first Sasuke closed his eyes slightly, and the next second Naruto found himself tied to the bed, and Sasuke was standing by the bed looking at him, "For example, three days and three nights... Anyway, Shi The consumption of the performer is much lower than that of the medium performer."

Naruto swallowed, "It's too sexy, I feel like you opened the door to a new world for me."

Sasuke sneered, "Do you take it seriously when I say it casually?"

"Eh……"

Sasuke leaned down and grabbed Naruto by the collar to pull him up, and then whispered fiercely in his ear, "If you want to do it, do it in reality, what's the point in the fantasy world."

Naruto laughed so hard that he instantly used the eyes of reincarnation.

——The illusion is reversed.

Sasuke was tied to a pillar, and Naruto pinched his chin with his fingers with a smile, and said, "I'm different, Sasuke, I'm happy to do it anywhere." He moved closer to him, on his neck Take a bite, "Look at me, how easygoing I am."

"Follow your size." Sasuke rolled his eyes and used a more powerful pupil technique.

The illusion couldn't bear the excessive pressure and shattered. In the next second, the consciousness of the two returned to the main body, but for the people around, it really only took a second.

04.

Under the blessing of Mu Dun, Bai Jue silently became a huge Christmas tree, with many gifts, small light bulbs and candles hanging on it.In fact, many of the big meals are brought from other worlds. For example, there is no such thing as a turkey in the world of Naruto.And the head chef of the Akatsuki organization... to everyone's surprise, it was Xie and his puppets.

Scorpion has no passion for food, but he strictly follows the instructions for the ingredients, which are exactly the same.

"After all," Xie explained, "the preparation of poison 丨 [medicine] requires precise techniques, so I have already practiced it."

Everyone suddenly felt a bit stuck in their throats.

Eating the food cooked with the techniques I practiced in the configuration, I really feel a little bit sad...

But the food itself is delicious.

First of all, the turkey is roasted. After the turkey is processed, it is marinated with salt, pepper, wine, etc. for more than a day. After that, the scorpion stuffs the bacon and some vegetables into the stomach of the turkey, and then coats it on the outside. Add the sauce, then grill and serve.The roasted turkey is golden and oily, with a tangy aroma, which makes your index finger move.

One bite, the smell of fat, the smell of meat...ah..._(:3∠)_

Secondly, there are some pastries, but the most popular ones are all kinds of barbecue.

Everyone eats, talks and laughs, and relaxes.

Before I knew it, it was twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.

The gate of the Akatsuki organization base was suddenly opened.

All looked towards the door.

I saw Gaara wearing a red hat, holding a small Shukuru, and appearing at the door expressionlessly.

Shikamaru was almost sprayed over there.

Then Gaara said blankly, "I'm Teacher Christmas, and I'm here to deliver Christmas presents."

"Cough, cough, what are you sending me? For a funeral?" Naruto asked.

The shrouded crane over there opened its mouth and spewed out a pile of sand. A gift wrapped in red was wrapped in the sand, which was sent by the sand and hung on the Christmas tree over there.

"Okay. The gift has been delivered, I'm leaving." Gaara said.

"Hey, stay here, don't leave so soon!" Naruto said.

Gaara seemed unimpressed.

"It's Christmas Eve, how boring it is to be alone." Naruto said, "Let's celebrate the festival together." He walked up to Gaara while talking, took his hand and pulled him to the seat, and pressed him Sit down, "Okay, that's it."

Sasuke whispered in Naruto's ear, "I'll forgive you this time."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

05.

Deidara set off fireworks later in the day.

Brilliant light and shadow, the sky full of flowers bloom, wither, and then be covered by new flowers.

Disturbing the people... Ah, that kind of thing doesn't matter, anyway, I am the supreme ruler.Naruto thought to himself.

...and still in this world.

Hahaha.

Everyone sat in twos and threes on the big roof of the Akatsuki organization base. Of course Naruto stood with Sasuke. Standing and standing, Naruto's fingers slipped quietly to Sasuke's sleeve, and then got in.

Sasuke didn't move.

Naruto scratched Sasuke's palm, Sasuke shook his head, and reached out to hold Naruto's hand.

The two interlocked their fingers.

"Sasuke, I..."

"Shut up." Sasuke said without looking away.

"Hey! Why did you tell me to shut up!"

"Because I know you're going to say something unsightly," Sasuke said.

"Okay..." Naruto said after a while, "Then what should I say to not spoil the scenery?"

"Tell me." Sasuke said.

As a result, Naruto was speechless for a long time.

Sasuke couldn't help laughing after waiting for a while, he turned his head to look at Naruto, the bright fireworks reflected Naruto's face flickering.

"Sasuke, I think..." Naruto said slowly.

"Yeah." Sasuke said, and then he kissed Naruto, after a while, his lips parted, and he said, "What a coincidence, I think so too."

Naruto's blue eyes brightened even more, and the two kissed again.

"Merry Christmas, Sasuke."

"Merry Christmas, Naruto."

Snow fell from the sky one after another.

The fireworks are brilliant in the heavy snow.

Under the sky, the two hug each other.

— Merry Christmas, everyone.

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The author has something to say:

I think everyone knows about the stalk of a kun at the beginning of the game. If you don’t know, you can go to Baidu hhhh

First of all, Merry Christmas to everyone!

Then I wish readers Happy Birthday Feather Ash!

Finally, Qian Qiuxue Banxi Butterfly Dream, please check your character "role": The one who gave birth to a football team for Uchiha Itachi... cough cough cough...

small theater:

In the last chapter, it was said that Obito only had his head in the real world, and his body was in the Kamui space. Kakashiwu had to see a body (...), and he instantly felt an inviolable will that prompted him to raise his hands and come A millennium kill.

Obito was talking to Naruto when suddenly...! ! !

Naruto looked at Obito's expression and couldn't help but said, "Brother Obito, are you a pervert?"

Obito: ………_(:3∠)_

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thank you all!