Colonel, don't draw your gun

"Baby, there is still some cream on the corner of your mouth, let me wipe it off for you." The serious-looking Mr. Major offered to serve him very actively. Before Dana could speak, his lips were covered by two soft and warm things. Blocked.

"Well!"

Dana looked at the suddenly enlarged handsome face in front of him, his dizzy head became even more confused, and he couldn't understand what was going on at this time.

Maybe that's the benefit of being drunk?

In fact, it was Mr. Major's enthusiasm that came suddenly, which completely blinded the innocent Sao Nian!

Seeing that he didn't refuse, Klaus was secretly happy, and leaned directly on him, hugging his waist, deepening the kiss.

Dana felt something slippery and soft pried open his jaw, slipped into his mouth, and then repeatedly stirred in his mouth, even his gums were licked aside.

"Hmm!" The heat that had finally dissipated before bounced back even more violently. The burning Dana couldn't help twisting his body, trying to avoid this disturbing kiss.

How could the domineering Klaus let him dodge easily, holding his cheeks with both hands, leaving him nowhere to retreat.Dana couldn't breathe from being kissed, her face flushed red.

Dana, who was about to be suffocated to death, exerted all his strength and finally pushed Klaus away from him. He greedily breathed in the fresh air, and cursed, "Damn it! You want to murder! Suffocate to death!" Me!"

After cursing, I feel something is wrong, uh...kissing...

"Kakakaka" turned his neck and looked at the man who was looking down at him from above. I really kissed...and him...?

Klaus saw his doubts, and then nodded seriously.

"..." Dana was speechless.

This is undoubtedly a cruel fact for him.Thinking that he was an innocent man and had been doing things upright for 20 years, but he failed at the end of the day and fell into the hands of this very serious-looking man.

Klaus looked left and right, looked up and down, from the outside to the inside, he didn't look like a gay guy! !

God, you played a big joke on me again!

After realizing this terrible problem, Dana had more than half of his thoughts about drinking. The first thing he thought of was that there should be a carp to stand up and stay 300 meters away from this man.

When you think this way in your heart, your body will follow suit.

but!

It can only be said that he was too unlucky. The tiger standing in his way was a regular soldier with excellent quality. Of course, his carp did not stand up, but instead sent himself into the opponent's arms, unable to move...

Dana, who was hugged by the bear, burst into tears.

I wipe!He is also a man, why is his skill so bad!

Klaus saw that he was about to jump up from the sofa, so he immediately wrapped his arms around him, and with a bit of ingenuity, even if Dana put on wings this time, he wouldn't be able to fly away.

"Hey! Let me go!" Dana twisted his body and rolled back and forth, trying to throw off the human-shaped burden on his body. After rolling for a long time, he stuck out his tongue out of exhaustion, but the "encumbrance" was still firmly in place.

The ground stuck to the body, motionless.

Klaus put all his weight on him, the distance between the two noses was only 0.01 centimeters, each other's breath had a strong smell of wine, exhaled and inhaled, in a trance, the wine was not intoxicating People get drunk.

The dark blue eyes that are close at hand are like an endless night, and the dark and unclear emotions are like stars, with twinkling dots, just one glance, and people can't help but fall in love.

Dana reminded herself in her heart, don't be fooled!

But the hand that was supposed to refuse was unknowingly placed on the shoulder of the person on the body.

This is a red flag!

Knowing that it is wrong to do this, but the body does not listen to it at all, as if it has its own consciousness, it is tightly attached to the man's strong body, the billowing heat warms the hearts of the two people through the two layers of shirts,

Klaus bowed his head and kissed the tip of his nose, and Dana flinched slightly, then turned his head away from the eyes that fascinated him.

Without looking at each other, Dana breathed a sigh of relief, repeating silently in his heart, I'm not gay, I don't like men, I'm not gay, I don't like men, I'm not gay, I don't like men...

I thought so.You can calm down the inexplicable and frightening throbbing in your heart, but as the saying goes, things backfire.

Klaus' scorching breath was right next to his ears, and he looked at him so affectionately, Dana felt a little guilty, this kind of self-deception only made him more restless and anxious.

I'm not gay!I don't want to stir up trouble! ! !

Dana exploded, screaming inwardly.

but……

"Who is gay? What does it mean to be gay?" After hearing these two unfamiliar words, Mr. Major, who is open-minded and eager to learn, fully developed the spirit of not being ashamed to ask questions, which is really admirable, admirable.

It turns out that our Mr. Dana unconsciously yelled out what was in his heart...

"Uh..." Dana immediately fantasized several reactions of Klaus after he knew the meaning of "fag" and "fag" in his mind. It is a word from 80 years later. No matter how smart he is, it is impossible to guess it.

"Gay guy, in layman's terms, uh, he is a chicken farmer, and he has a large chicken farm. As for this 'stirrer'..." Dana looked at the sky and the earth, but he didn't look at Klaus , I’m afraid I can’t make it up, “This is a dish in my hometown, which is to cut the fried chicken into pieces, then stir it with tomato sauce, stir it evenly, and then eat it.”

Could this be the legendary Colonel's Chicken Nuggets?

Well!Grandpa Sanders, I'm sorry for you!I have no choice but to talk nonsense like this!

Although the explanation was lame, Klaus believed it, because he couldn't think of a reason why Dana would cheat him.

However, after this interruption, the previous ambiguous atmosphere eased a little bit, Dana took the opportunity to

Hui said again, "Well, sir, can you let me go first, this position is not very comfortable."

He dared to swear to the sky, the meaning of this sentence is absolutely extremely pure!It's just that Klaus didn't think about purity.

Since the beauty asked for it, we don't have to hide it, "Okay, this position is uncomfortable, so let's change it."

As he spoke, he hugged Dana and rolled, and both of them rolled to the floor. There was a thick carpet in front of the sofa. Klaus hugged him and did not let go, but he was still able to sit up nimbly, allowing Dana to step over. Sit on your own lap.

The sudden change of posture didn't even give Dana a chance to scream. After the world was spinning, he realized how embarrassing his current posture was.

"Isn't it much better? This way you won't have to work too hard." Kress was very satisfied with this posture.

"How many times have I told you, let me go!" Dana almost wanted to shout up to the sky, "Sir, stop immediately, this kind of thing is absolutely ruinous for you and me."

This is a fact. In this Nazi Germany headed by Hitler, there are two kinds of people who hate people, one is Jewish and the other is homosexual.

Dana didn't want to lose his life in vain for such a thing.

"What if I'm not afraid?" Klaas tightened his arms, "What about you? Are you afraid?"

"I... I'm really scared! This kind of thing is as annoying as a plague in Germany. If someone finds out, we won't have a good end, especially me! No power, no power, no money, What's the difference between crushing me and crushing an ant."

Moreover, you are still a short-lived person... I don't want to be a widow after following you...

Uh!

This word is used here is very inappropriate!

Well, it’s not a matter of entanglement with words now, Dana stabilized her mind, looked at the man who was hurt, and tried to make her voice sound normal, "Klaus, you are a very good man, you can't Deny, in some ways, you are attractive to me. But we are not the same way, it is impossible to get together, "

This was the first time Dana called his name, and it might be the last time, Klaus thought a little sadly, but if he was allowed to give up so easily, it would be too out of character for him.

Mr. Major's greatest strength is his persistence. As long as he is interested, he will try his best to get him.

This beautiful Persian cat, he is sure to eat today!