Your Highness, zombies are coming

I forgot who ordered the outdoor bathing (sorry I can’t write about taking a bath together, it’s still scary after thinking about it, although I don’t expect too many replies, but you are so considerate to give me Darling once a day >w<Issa He heard the sound of the wind all the time, the rustling sound passing through the narrow gap of the house, from time to time, giving people the illusion that the car was moving at high speed. The bright light hit the eyes, and the scene in front of him was filled with pale golden edges, giving birth to a sense of tranquility in the haze.

The man lifted off the several layers of blankets covering his body. Thanks to them, he seemed to have just gotten out of the water, but his throat was so dry that it seemed to be split. Issa was pleasantly surprised to find a bottle of mineral water. On the straw next to it, it looks like an advertisement for organic products.He sat there thinking for a while, and found that his memory only stayed away from the town full of strange things, and then his casual companion who seemed to be from the future, um, the future prince of the empire.

Thinking of it now, he still thinks that Roman has some kind of mental problem, but it doesn't matter, the whole world has slipped to the edge of madness, just like falling into the "apocalypse" described in those little black books. unavoidable catastrophe.At this time, even if he met a demon from hell, he would accept the reality without surprise. Of course, it was a pity that he didn't, and naturally no one would come back to life.

He never went to church, so he was content with not having any of his wishes come true.

Pushing open the only door of the house, sunshine and sand poured in without hesitation. Yisa looked around and saw a corpse's arm exposed in the bushes ten meters away, and another rotten arm. His thighs were bare, and it looked like his companion had dragged him over.Oddly enough, Issa didn't find the gun in the stable or in his pocket.

That His Highness probably just left himself in the wilderness, the man raised his eyebrows and made a boring assumption.Then he heard the sound of water coming from the other side of the iron house, and picked up a hook welded with iron bars, and Isa carefully walked to the wall, where the previous owner placed a weed cutting machine. Big car, this car has tires as tall as a person, and the front is made up of sharp spiral blades.Yisa couldn't help but look at it for a while. Such a thing, it is estimated that it can crush the corpses in the pile of zombies and move forward - the premise is that he gets nervous and goes to the city center where the zombies gather.

"Hi," Roman's voice came from the front, he was standing by the head of a cement well, his body glowing white in the sun - damn he didn't even wear underwear, he waved his hands carelessly, and continued Splash water on your body.

The blond hair turned a darker brown due to being wet, and fell on the young man's cheeks. Under the bright light, especially on the side, one can clearly see the thick fan-like eyelashes and the constant dripping water It obviously made the person feel uncomfortable. While throwing his long hair behind him, he turned his back on Issa and turned on the water pipe.

"This is really great, I thought the water pipes on this planet were out of water." Roman yelled happily, the water slid down his hair to the shoulder blades, along the arc of those beautiful muscles, and finally in the depression of the tailbone dripping everywhere.

Roman may only be in his early 20s, at the peak of human hormone secretion. People at this age can be in a mess as long as they wear a five-dollar white shirt, but Roman is obviously much higher than this level, and Issa can't wait to look at him. Move toward a small wildflower at your feet, or a wasp still flying in the distance.

Honestly speaking, this is indeed the most perfect back view Issa has ever seen. If Roman is a girl, looking at his straight and beautiful legs, he will definitely think about how to take the relationship further, even if the other party is actually a girl Unknown alien...Mr. Mercenary slapped his forehead heavily. He must have not come to his senses before he came up with the idea of ​​marrying a man of unknown origin. It definitely wasn't because of his long legs...Except for this point, This object's cooking skills are also quite good.

Although there were a lot of messy thoughts in his mind, Mr. Issa still stood there as if nothing had happened, his eyes moved between the weeding truck and the young man. Anyway, the little thoughts that men should have in the morning will not disturb anyone, and Issa did not disturb anyone. Think without guilt.

"Do you want to join?" Roman suddenly turned around and asked, he looked at his companion recovering from a serious illness strangely: "It doesn't look so normal now, you kept making noises about committing suicide last night, and you dragged me I said that I must kill you or something, and finally said to accompany Carol and woke up several times like this, to be honest, I almost knocked you out."

"...Why should I commit suicide?" Issa looked at the other party in disbelief, and the latter shook his hand indifferently, as if he couldn't put it down for the cold shower.

"Because you feel like you've got a virus and you feel like you're going to turn into a zombie or something."

"It turned out that you took the gun away." Issa said with a tone of finding the culprit.

"I saved at least one bullet," said the young man.

"I know when to use it, it's just a bullet." Issa whispered, still calm, and then he added. "Thanks."

"You're welcome, I'm willing to keep antique guns." Roman turned off the tap, and the long hair on his chest was tangled around his neck. He smiled, his eyes curved into beautiful arcs, and those purple ones were almost bewildering. The eyes of the human soul are more like inorganic crystals when the sunlight is strong, and they are perfect no matter what angle they look at.

Roman looked down at his watch, tapped the blue screen several times in the air, and in the blink of an eye, a camouflage uniform of the same standard as Issa appeared on him, straight and stiff, nothing like the one just taken out of the store It's different, just wearing it on Roman's body, there is an illusion that you can directly publish a big-name commercial.Issa also noticed that the other was a direct copy of his brown nubuck boots.

It was hellishly high-tech, and Issa saw the blue particles spread out from the clothes, forming translucent clothes, and finally changing colors, just like the real clothes.

"Actually, I really want to go to a clothing store, but the only good clothes I've seen in the past two days are the ones you're wearing." The young man pulled the clothes on his body, and his subtext was probably that although it was a bit ugly, I still Reluctantly adopted.If you don't like it, Isa thought, there are many clothes for the zombies crawling outside, such as the skirt of the little girl with the unicorn pattern you saw yesterday.

"Since you're fine, I'll make lunch first." Roman said, he turned on his watch again, and a pink plaid apron appeared on him.

"... Where did you see the things outside?" Issa asked weakly.

"Oh, I took a cookbook, and the lady on the cover is just wearing that." His Royal Highness replied, like a virtuous housewife, and threw a towel into Issa's hand.

The seemingly lethal weeding truck was left in place. Its fuel compartment surprised Issa, and they took ten liters of diesel for their own use.The two of them didn't return to the journey slowly until the afternoon. Roman found a rather dilapidated travel recommendation from the back of the carriage, and excitedly flipped through it.

"This lake looks nice, have you been there?" said the young man in the driver's seat, he had even drawn a small circle on the page, and then he continued to script: "surrounded by mountains on three sides, and there are beautiful maple leaves nearby Lin, in October, it will be quite..."

"I thought you didn't have a graduation trip." Issa interrupted the other party, he didn't want to hear the word romantic appearing in his car at all, not at all.

"Graduation trip? Issa, look, this town is just at the exit of Highway 301, it won't take much time." Roman raised his hand in the next moment, and a screen with a size of more than [-] inches popped up from his watch. Rethelah's town shone brightly in the center of the map, mirroring their location.

"Considering the problems we encountered in the last town, I don't recommend you to do this. My plan is to continue to go north to Oregon, where the population density is less dense and the weather is cooler." Issa sat back One o'clock, he looked out the window, as they left the desert in the southeast, some small areas of vegetation began to emerge, and of course animals, a herd of wild deer, very timid.

Earlier, Issa saw a lot of wild dogs swarming up after they found the trace of the car. After they ran in, Issa was a little creepy—the canines were also infected, their fur was mottled, and their skin turned a damp and rotten brown , part of the crimson flesh turned outwards, obviously because it was eaten by zombies.They still have big mouths, and most of their cooling tongues have rotted away, leaving only black holed throats and twice as long teeth.

In the end, they speeded up and got rid of these little monsters, but in a short time, Issa realized that the infected dogs are not easier to deal with than human zombies. They are not only small, but also flexible, chasing after the rear of the car After a kilometer, it turned into a small black spot invisible to the eyes.

"Don't worry, I'll get rid of them next time." Roman said looking at his stern expression.

"Mr. Roman," Issa glanced at the travel book that the other party was still holding. Damn it, doesn't he know that driving with two hands is common sense? For the sake of aliens, he can try to understand.

"Huh?" Roman blinked and turned his head expectantly.

"Even if you try to please me, you still have to go straight on Highway 301." Issa said dryly, ignoring the latter's abandoned eyes.In fact, when Carol was still young, he also behaved the same way.Once there is a chance to live here temporarily in Issa, as long as I have the opportunity to get in the car, I will turn out the travel brochure, clamoring to go to the Grand Canyon and Angeli Falls, but Issa refused all of them.

He is very busy and has no chance to take a half-month vacation with a child.

"I thought you were looking forward to seeing me," said the 12-year-old boy with tears in his eyes.

"Yes, that's why I made you a steak." Issa replied indifferently.

"I want to leave here and my home in the country." Carol bit the beef and muttered unhappily. He was sitting on the high stool, his feet were shaking very badly, and the whole chair was shaking left and right with him. Yes, maybe it will fall apart within a day. "So if you take me far away, we can live together forever."

"I think that sounds bad."

"No, never." The boy looked out the window, and there were a lot of chirping birds on the neighbor's roof. When he was still, he looked like the mother of the two, delicate, but with a nervous face.He lowered his eyes like an adult, lowered his head and thought: "I will grow up."

If the kid hadn't gone on some sort of graduation trip, he'd be able to fulfill his childhood dream by now, Issa thought, then curled up at this ridiculous flash of inspiration, and he'd be taking Carol all over America, not for sightseeing, It's not about avoiding crowds, but looking for places where people live together.

"What's interesting to think of?" Roman had already increased the speed of the car to 180 yards at this time. When crossing a pothole, the car shook heavily, and there was a clanging sound of some iron behind him.

"After my shoulder is healed, what's the idea of ​​throwing you directly in that scenic spot?" Issa showed a wider smile. Obviously he didn't smile often, and his face was almost frozen. Roman thought, but the previous It is more pleasing to the eye when in a daze.

However, their journey was not as smooth as the recent weather. Half a day's drive away from Oregon, a tragic sound came from the front cover of the car, and this Hummer, which was advertised as solid and reliable, finally went on strike.

I used it a little hard recently, Issa sighed, white water vapor came out as soon as the car cover was opened, after a little inspection, it seems that the condenser has no cooling material.

"...We have to go." Issa withdrew the idea of ​​instructing Roman to go alone. He didn't want to explain to the aliens where the things he needed were hidden in the car.God bless, I hope there is a car ahead, Issa thought almost religiously.

Then, the not-so-reliable God seemed to answer his call. The 1000 meters ahead were full of cars parked all the way to the end of the road. There were all kinds of cars with luggage bags tied on the roof by ropes. Neatly parked on the road, most of the doors are open, it seems that the residents of California have encountered a traffic jam of the century, and then they have chosen to abandon the car. As for the result, it is unknown.

In line with the principle of making the best use of everything, Issa lifted the hood of a BMW, a very new sports car, if it wasn't stuck in the middle of the car, the man would have an urge to open it casually.Then he found with some regret that the small box containing the condensate was completely welded to the machine, well, the Germans.

"Roman, I need a plastic bottle." Issa leaned out and saw that his companion was looking up, staring at the road sign. There was a small fork next to it, which said Resera, 20 kilometers.

"This is awesome, we will definitely go this way next time." Roman nodded in satisfaction, then stopped beside a car, he smashed the glass directly instead of turning on the sound wave on the watch , obviously remembering the case of a large number of zombies attracted last time.

But there was one in the car.

Tied to the passenger seat, tightly tied, he kept raising his head because he saw a living person, the strap seemed to be stuck, this living corpse who had been trapped for an unknown amount of time was tearing at the air ridiculously, It seems that it can satisfy the appetite.

"Infection degree, initial stage. Symptoms: the gums become shallower, the canine teeth grow, and they have a sense of sociality." Roman listened to the information. He was standing by the car window, and the finger whose nails had fallen off due to the struggle was stretching out.

"I'm sorry," Roman said, and then he cut off the zombie's forearm, using the extremely sharp silver long knife, and what he presented before him was a cross-section of bones and muscles as clear as a medical teaching chart , This part of the flesh and blood has been frozen by the knife at minus one hundred degrees.

"The bones have thickened. It really doesn't look like the mutant I cut. That thing is so soft." He thought about the connection between the two with some distress, and then looked at it with expectant eyes. That zombie's head, the other person involved continued to howl ignorantly and foolishly.If it can be cut... He thought in distress, and then turned his head to look at the other side, where there was a forest of fir trees, whose leaves were intertwined in the wind, making loud and small sounds.

Roman thought he had heard a roar before, very low frequency, different from the roars from undead he had heard before, the inconspicuous and lengthy cry, but it made him alert.

Just like the planet he had explored, there was a satellite near Pegasus [-], which was covered by huge plants. At the beginning, it was quiet enough to let people relax their vigilance and do nothing. Then they lost two officers .Behind the vegetation that blocks the sky, hides a giant beast that is bigger than an exploratory mecha. Its [-]-foot-long jaw is covered with knife-like teeth. Will make any noise, quieter than a mouse, scarier than a nightmare.

His Royal Highness just took a bottle of mineral water and a bag of nice-looking cookies in front of the owner of the car. The owner continued to howl, and after a silver light, he lost the ability to return the property forever.

"Hey, let's go quickly. I hope we can have lunch by the lake." Roman beckoned, and Issa obviously got the parts he wanted from some other car. He had already started the car and drove to the fork in the road.

After the black Hummer that covered the entire circle of bear guards left the road, some slight vibrations began to appear on the road surface, some small stones shook constantly on the ground, and then a huge paw stepped on the concrete road, It was the limbs of a beast the size of a football, with no hair, only exposed skin and a continuous, moving red blood bubble.