Plane Judge

The white-haired leader Huang made a final decision: "Then let's hold a press conference tomorrow, and you all work hard tonight to be able to separate."

Jia Mian and Dagger worked hard for most of the night, and Jia Mian made his voice hoarse at his request, and was stabbed once, but Dagger was still strong and stuck inside.

Fortunately, Jia Mian has been disappointed for too long, so he is not too disappointed about this situation.

In the second half of the night, Jia Mian prohibited Dagger from continuing to exercise, and he began to discuss how to hold a press conference.

Since the dagger cannot be separated, the two of them can't go to the meeting in this posture, they must find a posture that is not too embarrassing, and it is best to cover up.

Dagger Breaker starts with topic 69, he has fantasized about this position for a long time, but... in his current state, it is definitely not possible.

Avalokitesvara sitting on the lotus was rejected, and the old man pushing the cart was also rejected. In the end, Dagger Po Ye had to comply with Jia Mian's request and folded his body into a strange shape, like an arch bridge, with the jj facing upwards. Sitting on it, as long as you cover it with a tablecloth, you can't see anything.As long as the dagger breaks the barrier and keeps quiet, after the press conference, everything will take its time.

At the press conference on the second day, Leader Huang originally arranged it on the rostrum of the outdoor square, but at the request of Jia Mian, he changed it to an indoor one. A thick, floor-to-ceiling tablecloth must be laid.

Jia Mian and Dagger Po Ye tried it once, and it was very good. From that angle, nothing abnormal could be seen at all.

Jia Mian's chair has also undergone special treatment, and the legs of the chair have been shortened. Therefore, even though Jia Mian is sitting on Dagger's stomach, and Dagger is trying to form an arch bridge, but the tablecloth is blocking it, it's still nothing. Can't see it anymore.

Jia Mian didn't want to run around any more, but felt a little pain in his stomach and spine.

In ordinary press conferences, a bunch of reporters arrive first, while the interviewees arrive later. This time, Jia Mian broke this routine.

So, the interviews started early.

The reporters sat two meters away, and started the interview politely: "Mr. Jia, I heard that you are 120 years old this year. Can you tell us how to stay young forever?"

Jia Mian began to explain the theory of time relativity and weird paradoxes, which is what Chuanyue is best at.

"Mr. Jia, I heard that you were reborn? Can you tell us what the earth was like when you were not reborn? What history have you changed? Is it related to you that the citizens of country A immigrated to Mars?"

Jia Mian: "..."

"Mr. Jia, I heard that you are gay? The day you arrived on Earth, you were having sex with your lover. Is it true?"

Jia Mian silently draws a circle in her heart: Brother is still being raped now!Can you forget about this matter?

"Mr. Jia, there are rumors that the great emperor of the Dragon Clan, Dagger Po Ye, has an affair with you. Could you please explain this matter?"

Jia Mian couldn't help moaning: "Ah..."

Dagger finally discovered that the custom of onlookers at the mating feast of the Dragon Clan is not unreasonable. With so many people for him, it is different. He feels that today may be a success!

So, seeing Jia Mian's fingers hanging on his waist, he bowed his upper body with a dagger, and began to kiss Jia Mian's fingers secretly, and started to move inside.

Jia Mian pinched the dagger fiercely, but he found sadly that the dagger had started to gain ground. He didn't stay still as agreed in advance, but started to put his hand into Jia Mian's crotch-open pants , caress wantonly.

Sweat dripped from Jia Mian's forehead, and he could only try his best to look calm, but why the fuck did he feel so comfortable today!

The reporters below noticed that Jia Mian was sweating, and thought that his question had hit the point, so they also began to push forward.

"I heard that the Dragon Race will be in estrus for 100 years, so how do you solve this problem as a person on Earth?"

The broken hand began to rub Jia Mian's half-hard things, and he found that Jia Mian's ring began to change color, from the original yellow to red gradually, this is - a rare sign!

So Dagger Po Ye became even more excited. He wrapped a ring around his waist, unzipped Jia Mian's trousers, and began to bite Jia Mian's thing.

Jia Mian is going crazy, he can't stop the dagger at this time, he has to think about some difficult questions from the reporters below, such as "What is the size of the dragon's JJ?" "Does the dragon have a long staying power?" Does it feel any different than a human?"

But Jia Mian couldn't answer at all, he was afraid that if he made a sound, he would moan uncontrollably, it was like pins and needles!

The dagger was still making progress, he kissed, rubbed Jia Mian's butt, and returned the same-he moved up and down.

The reporters below began to look at the scene on the rostrum in surprise, an earthquake! ! !

This is the first impression of the reporters.Then, they immediately heard a rough roar from under the table, the sound was extremely ambiguous, and there was a sticky crackling sound.

The reporters stepped forward desperately: "Mr. Jia, you are not still here..." With a bang, all the tables and chairs on the rostrum collapsed, and the tablecloth covered the two people.

The flashing light came on immediately, and from the undulating outline of the tablecloth, it could be judged that there were two people inside, making discordant movements.

Dagger's Chinese is very authentic, so some reporters inevitably heard the following content.

"Mianmian, I feel like I'm about to ejaculate!"

"Um……"

"Mian Mian, please call me a few words... Please, it's been a few months, as long as you call me a word, I feel like I can ejaculate!"

"Call your sister! Fuck your ancestor!"

"Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~"

"Fuck, what is this!"

A white mucus slowly oozes from the tablecloth. The smell is obvious. Every adult knows what it is.

I only heard the voice of Jia Mian, who was still calm in front of people just now, this time with a kind of aftermath: "Finally...success!"

"Mianmian, I love you! I'm hard again, let's do it again!"

"Come on, sister! This is a press conference!"

"Forget about them, anyway, they will die soon!"

When the reporters heard the words of the Dragon Clan Great Emperor, especially when the words came from a war madman, they ran away one after another.

But in fact, the meaning of the dagger is: these people will die after living for 200 years at most, and he can live for thousands of years, so he doesn't care about these short-lived reports.

Finally, under the guard of a group of soldiers with live ammunition, Dagger finally got out from under the tablecloth, his face was full of satisfaction, and he said to Jia Mian under the tablecloth: "Mianmian, don't wear clothes, there is no one around Already!"

Jia Mian lifted the messy tablecloth that had been torn apart by daggers, and then, having seen countless alien creatures, he still couldn't help screaming.

Where there is no one, there are obviously more than N soldiers staring at him.

He hurriedly looked for his clothes, but the clothes seemed to have been torn by the dagger during the orgasm.

So Jia Mian could only cover his vitals with his hands, but he could cover the front but not the back, and he could cover the back but not the front.

His legs had been pulled apart for several months, and now they were suddenly relaxed, unable to be closed, and were slightly ring-shaped.

Leader Huang was very considerate and quickly dragged a big blanket, handed it to Dagger, and Dagger wrapped Jia Mian. White liquid kept coming out of Jia Mian's buttocks. He was extremely embarrassed and terrible. pole.

Leader Huang said: "Congratulations! Finally, you have successfully mated!"

Dagger Po Ye said embarrassingly: "I have no experience for the first time, but I will be fine in the future..."

Jia Mian roared: "There will be no second time on the cliff! Don't even think about it!"

Leader Huang didn't care about the follow-up, because he didn't have much life left. He said to Jia Mian earnestly: "This time the situation is special, but Xiao Jia, you must pay attention to the impact next time! We people on earth are our own people. , Look at it, it’s nothing, if it is known by alien creatures, how much it will affect the image!"

Jia Mian swears: "Absolutely, there can be no second time! Besides, I declare that I am divorced! No, I have never been married at all! I want to go back to work, please find Shenzhou 100 to take me back, thank you leader."

Despite Jia Mian's vows, the tragedy is that the dagger hardened again that night.

After he had tasted it once, he became acquainted with the taste, and his head was full of two words "insert".

But Jia Mian was extremely resolute and firmly rejected Dagger Po Ye's terrible request.

After doing it for half a year, you will be stuck to death, and normal people can't stand it!

Although two people, one wants to penetrate, and the other refuses to live and die, but the relationship has not yet reached the freezing point.

The relationship between the two was completely shattered. When Jia Mian returned to Yu Mars and was about to take a short rest there, he entered the transmission point and went back to work on the Eternal Star. He saw a strange thing in the history museum of the Dragon Clan!

The strange thing is that on the last page of Dagger's history, half the space of the museum is used to describe the mating situation of Dagger with pictures and texts.

From Jia Mian's nest in space in the small space of Dagger's belly and being licked all over his body by Dagger, to two people having sex in a museum, to being stuck, to being unable to get stuck in various poses, and finally to arriving on the earth, the table collapsed , A group of human reporters frantically pressed the flashlight.

Jia Mian looked coldly at the hungry and screaming Dagger, and asked, "What's going on?"

Dagger Po Ye felt very guilty: "This is what historians did...and me..."

"Do you dare to say that it has nothing to do with you? If you don't nod your head, who would dare to do such a thing?!"

Dagger endured his impulse and sexual desire, and humbly apologized: "Mian Mian, I think this can be regarded as a moment in history... Our children in the future..."

"Child?!" Jia Mian's voice was decisive, he was really angry!

A long time ago, there was a weird nude photo of herself, which was done by Hong Bao!

Now, unexpectedly, the nude photos have been upgraded to pornographic photos, and even entered the history museum!

When Dagger saw Jia Mian who was turning around and leaving, he was really anxious, he hurried to catch up and tried to stop him: "Mian Mian, listen to me, this is our tradition... Didn't you say that we should respect tradition? Think of it as a national characteristic... Mian Mian, where are you going? Mian Mian, don't go!", Jia Mian felt ashamed and annoyed, and felt that it was the worst time in his life, so he didn't even stop walking, He walked straight towards the Shenzhou 100 borrowed by Leader Huang. The moment he stepped into the spaceship, Jia Mian announced viciously: "The dagger is broken! It's over between us! It's over!"

Dagger broke and wailed: "Don't! The estrus period is 100 years, and it's only been half a year... oh... don't be so cruel..."

Jia Mian had already sailed away in the spaceship, looking at the back of Jia Mian's spaceship with a trace of despair.

You've just got married, are you going to start chasing your husband thousands of miles away?Hey, why is the fate of the dragon emperor so miserable!