Plane Judge

"Which bastard made me such an ugly thing to sleep with?! Drag him out Ling Chi!"

Soon there were guards rushing into the hall, Jia Mian was captured by these guards and thrown into prison, Dagger Po Ye personally chose a good time - at noon today, before the army set off to attack the Red Dragon Tribe, Jia Mian was killed Teeth fighting festival.

The furious dagger did not stop his anger, he was still asking: "Which bastard got that ugly and stupid thing on my bed?!"

The elders of the Dragon Clan looked at each other, although they were gradually adapting to Dagger's emotional changes, but this time, the contrast between Dagger's front and back clearly exceeded everyone's expectations.

What kind of dragon would announce that he would be in heat for 100 years the first night, but in the middle of the night, he would throw the object of heat into the prison?Unless it's a neurotic dragon!

Among the elders of the Dragon Clan, one of the great elders who had been raised with a broken dagger said fearfully: "Your Majesty, it was...you carried him in...and...you also said that the humanoid creature is your spouse! "

Dagger's eyes were wide open, he stared at the Great Elder, and the Great Elder's back was sweating coldly.

After a while, Dagger said, "Did I really do such a thing?"

The elders nodded in unison, and a newly appointed elder flattered and said, "However, Your Majesty is wise, and finally settled the whole matter with a masturbation cup."

His piercing gaze swept across the hall, and he fell into deep thought.

Recently, he often loses his mind, sometimes for one night, sometimes for two or three days. During this period, he will not remember what he has done at all.Dagger at first thought that it was the orc's witchcraft, but the dragon wizard told Dagger that everything was normal.

Dagger shook his head vigorously, and decided to put these things behind him first.

It is by no means good news that the dragon emperor suffers from intermittent amnesia.This matter must be kept secret, Dagger Po Ye is afraid of being known by others.

So he raised his head slightly, pretended to be very calm and said: "Well, I was just curious yesterday, and today I think it's better to live a normal life."

Jia Mian was imprisoned this time in another cell, just below the dilapidated bedroom.

He looked around, and he was guarded by a deaf-mute dragon. This planet is humid and hot, but the underground is slightly cooler.

Jia Mian sighed silently in his heart, he felt that no matter which dagger it was, it was very dangerous to him.

Those who don't know their own daggers, despise their own ugliness, and when they see themselves, they will feel that their IQ and personality have been insulted, and they want to kill them.

I know my own self, feel that I am the most beautiful species in the universe, and I will be in heat when I see myself, and I want x and o.

Jia Mian felt a headache and felt that it was far away from completing the task.

There was a soft light around the dungeon, and there was a small passageway outside. Jia Mian silently drew a circle in his heart, cursing Leader Huang—it would be better to make me into a mummy, as long as he can leave a place in Tian-an-men square. Give me the position, I will live great and die glorious.

Just as Jia Mian was silently drawing circles, he suddenly saw a terrifying thing in front of his eyes.

That thing has silver-white fur, a round head, pink lips, and four furry paws. It looks like it is wearing woolen pants. It walks on the dungeon corridor under the emperor's bedroom on the hot and humid dragon planet.

Yinhui!This terrible QJ criminal full of crimes!Sure enough, the cell on the top of the mountain couldn't hold him at all, he escaped successfully, and very curiously ran to the dungeon of the Dagger Break Palace to play in the mountains and rivers!

But Yin Hui never dreamed that he would encounter that legendary ugly humanoid pet again in the cell of the Dragon Emperor's Dagger Breaking Palace.

Jia Mian was not too surprised. Judging from the experiences of hundreds of years, Yinhui and Dagger would become inmates in the future, which proved the correctness and science of probability.

Yinhui began to confuse the deaf-mute dragon, he first said to the deaf-mute dragon, "Meow~~~~"

The deaf-mute dragon turns a deaf ear.

Yinhui felt that he had been hurt, and began to doubt his ability, and then he rolled on his belly towards the deaf-mute dragon.The deaf-mute dragon stomped on Yinhui's belly with hatred and vengeance. While stepping on it, he gave an alarm to the outside. He hammered hard at the siren on the wall with his claws, and then quickly wrote a line of Chinese with his paws: "Alarm! The nasty orcs are trying to break the prison!"

The sound of the siren completely hurt Yinhui's self-esteem. He quickly pulled his claws, and then unlocked the prison door with lightning speed, and hid in the only safe place here before a large number of dragon guards arrived. Place - the cell where Jia Mian was imprisoned.

Yinhui greeted Jia Mian: "Hi, we meet again!"

Facing a group of ferocious dragon guards outside the cell, Jia Mian chatted calmly with Yinhui squatting in the sturdy cell.

The chat begins with self-introductions from both parties.

Jia Mian said, "Hello, my name is Jia Mian, and I come from the Earth plane."

Yinhui began to tremble all over, and then he said: "I heard that it is a wild plane, I will go to see it if I have the chance. My name is Yinhui, the last time we chatted, what was the last sentence?"

Jia Mian said: "I said: 'The Dharma is boundless, and you will be right when you turn your head.' You said: 'Ah, meow... I am very good...'"

Yin Hui was speechless, and Jia Mian was also speechless.The two looked at each other speechlessly, and Yinhui first said: "It's really strange, I originally aspired to be a great QJ criminal who crosses the universe, but since I met you, I don't think this ideal will be realized so easily .”

Jia Mian said: "This ambition is not good at all. You have to pay it back when you come out to hang out. I think it is more suitable for you to study philosophy and the profound meaning of life."

Yinhui circled silently: "Because I only realized after I met you that I still have a bit of integrity and a bottom line, at least I can't QJ you without psychological barriers."

Jia Mian said, "I'm glad you found your way back."

Yin Hui stared blankly at Jia Mian, and said in a sleepwalking tone, "Because you're so ugly."

Jia Mian was speechless. He remembered that when he first saw Yinhui, Yinhui had already fallen into deep water, lost his integrity and bottom line, and didn't dislike his appearance at all, but only wanted to QJ himself.So Jia Mian felt that there was still a possibility of saving Yinhui now.

Yinhui said: "I think you are the biggest failure in my life."

Jia Mian remembered that he had plucked Yinhui's hair, cut off his nails, and plucked out the hair on his tail, and because of his inaction, Yinhui was smashed by a group of old ladies. Egg.He agreed with Yin Hui's words.

Yinhui saw that Jia Mian agreed with his point of view, so the conversation between the two began to become more enjoyable than ever.

Yin Hui said: "Dagger Po Ye's taste is so strange, he actually likes you, and even imprisoned you as a prison."

So the conversation between the two became unpleasant again.

During this pleasant and unpleasant conversation, the dragon guards outside the prison suddenly stood in two rows and saluted.

Jia Mian and Yin Hui looked out together, and saw Dagger Po Ye's strong and mighty body appearing at the entrance of the cell, casting a shadow, which enveloped Yin Hui and Jia Mian together.

The expression on the dagger looked very serious. When his eyes fell on Yin Hui, his eyes began to turn blood red. He glared at Yin Hui, and snorted through his nostrils: "Damn orcs, how dare you hook up with me? spouse!"

When Jia Mian heard this sentence, he knew that the dagger that knew him had returned. He felt that the law of one, three, five, two, four, six was not reliable at all.Obviously, judging from his own experience, the timing of the appearance of the two daggers is uncertain, and there is no rule at all.

Yinhui began to tremble all over, opened the door of the cell with a dagger, stretched out his hand suddenly, grabbed the skin of Yinhui's neck, lifted him up, and then threw him heavily into the group of dragon guards , Without looking back, he said: "Drag this abominable orc out of Lingchi! Cut off his head, return it to the orc, and tell them that we, the Dragon Clan, will fight to the end!"

The guards of the Dragon Clan quickly carried Yin Hui away, and Dagger Po Ye turned to Jia Mian, his voice obviously still very displeased: "Mian Mian...Although I know you can't fall in love with that wretched orc, but... I will be jealous!"

Jia Mian said: "Don't talk about it! You didn't finish talking to me that time, but the former you suddenly ran out!"

Dagger nodded: "I guessed it, so after a long time of pk with the previous me, I was finally able to temporarily gain the upper hand! Regarding your safety issue, I have already considered it well on the way here! I have a way, which can Let the old me not hurt you."

Jia Mian: "???"

Dagger took Jia Mian's hand, knelt down on one knee, looked up at Jia Mian, his eyes were very sincere: "That is... marry me!!"

Jia Mian exclaimed: "Nonsense! This is absolutely impossible!"

Dagger ignored Jia Mian's objection, and kissed the back of Jia Mian's hand with his lips: "Although I have a violent temper, I will never hurt my spouse. Mian Mian, I don't know when I will disappear, so married couples Things, as soon as possible!"

Jia Mian almost roared angrily, "I don't agree!"

Dagger stepped forward, covered Jia Mian's mouth with one hand, held Jia Mian on his back with the other, walked out with big strides, and said to the guard at the door of the cell: "Go and inform the elders of the clan to prepare for the wedding ceremony." ! I want to get married, right now, right now!"

The guards at the door ran away like shit, and exclaimed as they ran: "It's not good, Your Majesty is getting married... The wedding night will be at least 300 years... Who will save our fate! We are at war!!!"

On the execution ground, Yinhui was tightly bound, and his body was covered with fishing nets. The execution dragon was about to use its claws to gouge out Yinhui's flesh. Just as the claws were raised, an elder of the dragon clan hurriedly Arrived and shouted: "Keep people under the claws!"

The prison officer looked at the elder of the dragon clan inexplicably.

The elder leaned into the prison officer's ear and said, "Leave this orc alone, Your Majesty is getting married!"

The prison officer was originally a red dragon, but after hearing the news, his whole body turned pale.He asked in disbelief: "Is this true? We are still at war! If His Majesty gets married, it means that we are defeated! Do you want to cut off the head of this orc and send it to the enemy to demonstrate?"

The elder patted the prison officer's head with his paw: "What are you demonstrating! If His Majesty really gets married, for the sake of things after the defeat, please treat this orc envoy well!"

Outside the meeting hall where the dagger was broken, the elders of the eight dragon clans gathered. Some of them were red dragons, some were green dragons, some were purple dragons, and some were black dragons. But now, without exception, they have all turned into white dragons.

They tried their best to persuade the bridegroom Dahonghua to prepare the dagger, but the dagger turned a deaf ear, and just urged the guards under him: "Hurry up, it's alright, don't bother, let's get married like this!"

The gazes of the elders of the Dragon Clan all fell on the Dragon Emperor's marriage partner.

The marriage partner was tied up with five flowers, and a big red flower was stuffed into his mouth. He was an ugly humanoid creature.

The humanoid creature was struggling non-stop, its angry eyes were staring at Dagger Poy, which contained naked anger and hostility.

The big red flower was quickly placed on the square in front of the hall, grabbed Jia Mian with a dagger, and announced loudly to the elders and many generals who came to persuade them: "From now on, this... from the distant The human named Jia Mian on the earth plane is your dragon queen! From now on, you must use your strength to protect him from any harm!"

Everyone knelt down in unison: "Your Majesty, you can't get married! The 300-year wedding night is a disaster for our dragon clan. No, no!"

"Your Majesty, don't be impulsive!"

Regardless of the dagger, he lifted the hem of his clothes and quickly rolled it up. He was very anxious, so he moved very quickly. After an hour of publicity, he shot Jia Mian all over.Then he turned into a dragon and licked Jia Mian's whole body with his tongue.

This is the marriage ceremony of the Dragon Clan. When Dagger was performing this ceremony, all the elders, regardless of their identities, stepped forward to stop this marriage ceremony, so the entire marriage ceremony of Dagger was just fighting and masturbating Tube, while licking and fighting around Jia Mianquan.

Finally, the dagger finished adding the last hidden part of Jia Mian's body, and took out the big red flower stuffed in Jia Mian's mouth with his mouth.

The entire marriage ceremony is now complete.

All the dragons cried out in mourning, and some even immediately conspired to rebel and usurp the throne.

Dagger knelt down on one knee, lifted Jia Mian high, threw it into the air, and announced loudly: "The marriage ceremony is over! The Dragon Queen will not change it..."

Many dragon clans stopped their attempt to get married with violence to stop Dagger, they looked at Jia Mian and Dagger with misty eyes.

Jia Mian was held in his arms by the dagger. He looked at Jia Mian affectionately, and said in a relieved tone: "Mian Mian, from now on, you will be my queen. You are finally safe. "

Jia Mian scolded angrily: "Fuck your mother, you don't even have a marriage certificate!"

However, when Jia Mian cursed these words, Dagger's eyes suddenly closed, and he was still holding Jia Mian. All the elders and guards of the Dragon Clan have not yet awakened from such a newlywed conversation. When they came over, a blockbuster immediately fell on the dragon group.

Dagger's eyes closed for a second and then opened again. His eyes were no longer affectionate, but disgusted and violent. He threw Jia Mian to the ground viciously, and even caught up with him and kicked him. , roaring: "Which bastard, let this ugly pet out!!"

The dragons looked at each other.

Dagger looked around, and suddenly realized that he seemed to be at the wedding scene.As for herself, she still wears a big red flower dedicated to weddings on her chest!

At this moment, Dagger Po Ye felt a little dazed, is he married?with who?

Dagger raised his head slightly, looking at the two suns in the sky.

The two suns have reached the very center of the sky, overlapping each other, and it's already past noon.Dagger Po Ye then lowered his head slightly, looked at Jia Mian who had been thrown to the ground by himself, and said in a stern voice, "What's going on, it's already noon, why hasn't this ugly humanoid been killed?"

The Great Elder of the Dragon Clan felt that today's events were too exciting, and he couldn't bear such a drastic change at all, so he clutched his heart, and tremblingly stepped forward: "Your Majesty...you... just met this humanoid creature ...we got married."

Dagger thought he heard it wrong, he asked subconsciously: "What did you say?"

Several other elders stepped forward: "Your Majesty, you have just married this...creature from the earth plane...he is now our queen."

Dagger broke into a rage, he strode towards Jia Mian, trying to tear this nasty guy in two, but he just lifted his foot when he was stopped by eight elders, who burst into tears : "Your Majesty, according to the rules of our Dragon Clan, you must never kill your spouse!"

"Your Majesty, you've finally come to your senses, and I'm very happy... But, you really can't kill him!"

Dagger felt that something was wrong, he stared at Jia Mian for a while, and found that this humanoid creature was not intimidated by his majesty, but just looked at him with calm eyes.Dagger's heart skipped a beat for no reason, he snorted, turned his head and said, "Come on, send this... queen... to the cold palace."

Immediately, guards carried Jia Mian away. Jia Mian cooperated quietly with the guards. When he took two steps, he suddenly turned around and said to Dagger: "Your Majesty, I have something to tell you. You If you have time, you can come and see me in the cold palace."

Dagger did not answer Jia Mian's words, he just looked at Jia Mian's leaving back and felt a strange feeling in his heart.

The elders of the Dragon Clan stayed where they were, while Dagger Po Ye returned to the meeting room, sat on a chair, and thought about the problem quietly.

These days, Dagger Po Ye found that he could not control his behavior more and more. He did not believe that he would suddenly make the decision to get married, because he knew very well in his heart that if he got married, it would be a catastrophe for the Dragon Clan .But... what the hell is going on here?Someone got control of themselves?Or is there something more terrifying that I can't understand happened?

Dagger's first thought was that this must be a conspiracy of the enemy orcs, and his second thought was that no matter how much it cost, he had to find out about this matter.

After Dagger Ye made a decision in his heart, he began to think that maybe he could make good use of his wedding dinner.In such a dinner party, if you are in public heat, the enemy will definitely react in some way. If you are lucky, you can also take the opportunity to wipe out the enemy spies hiding in the Dragon Clan.

So he summoned the eight elders to let them spread the news of their marriage as soon as possible, and decided to hold a mating dinner in the birthplace of the dragon clan-the Star on Fire three days later, so as to ask all races in the universe to come to participate.

The elders of the dragon clan tried hard to advise: "Your Majesty, it's fine to get married, but... do you really want to have a mating dinner?"

The piercing eyes were deep: "Don't worry, I know how to measure, this is just a ploy to observe the enemy, I will never touch a single hair of that so-called queen!"

The elders of the Dragon Clan looked at each other, and one of them boldly said: "But...Your Majesty, you have just held the pre-mating ceremony...you...not only touched the new queen's vellus hair, even...you have grown her The whole body, declared ownership... Even... the new queen's... pubic hair has been touched..."

Dagger roared angrily: "Shut up! Just say that I am not satisfied with that ceremony, and have to hold a grand one again!"

The elders of the Dragon Clan were silent, and they did not dare to express their opinions on anything about the new queen.

After Dagger had calmed down his inner emotions, he began to move on to the next topic: "Then, let's discuss about the crusade against the Red Dragon Tribe!"

The elders of the Dragon Clan were entangled in their hearts, not knowing whether to speak or not to speak.

Dagger looked around, and said in a calm tone as much as possible: "It's okay, as long as it doesn't involve that ugly humanoid creature, I won't get angry."

So everyone was silent, and under the eyes of Dagger who could kill people, an elder reminded Dagger: "Your Majesty, there is no reason for us to attack the Red Dragon Tribe in the first place...you...have accepted them gift from me!"

Dagger Po Ye also fell into silence. His reason for attacking the Red Dragon Tribe was that the other party sent a very insulting, ugly and stupid thing as a gift, and used it to challenge his authority.But... now this ugly and stupid gift has become his own queen, and there is a grand mating ceremony to celebrate this event, and the excuse of the civil war disappeared in an instant...

After taking a few deep breaths, Dagger decided—it was time, it was necessary, to have a talk with his queen.