Plane Judge

Dagger began to read the line written in green and eye-catching fonts on the outside of the box: "Be careful, because...he can blowjob dragons?!!"

When Jia Mian heard this sentence in the box, he was in Sparta, and he even started to worry about his current state - the two guys who caught him didn't wear anything for him, they just Irresponsible dipping yourself in the water is considered clean.

After Dagger Ye uttered this sentence, his voice sounded very bad, and his voice became very severe, with a trace of violence: "This is a provocation sent by the enemy! Red Dragon Tribe, you don't accept my order!" Do you want to rule? Or do you want to use this method to oppose my newly issued "Dragon Mating Law?"

Immediately, someone explained tremblingly: "Your Majesty, that word...is to bite...they...have just begun to learn this strange new character...so, the writing is not good, please forgive me, Your Majesty."

There was a sound of collision and wailing outside. Jia Mian was inside the box and had no idea what was going on outside. However, according to Dagger's character, he could easily imagine that Dagger was showing his power outside, and maybe it was torn to pieces. The guy who is new to learning Chinese.

After more than ten minutes, the voices outside finally calmed down, and an elderly voice said tremblingly: "Great Emperor Dagger Breaker, we will never dare to challenge your authority. This is a misunderstanding. It was really a misunderstanding."

Dagger made a snort and said, "Misunderstanding?"

The old voice said: "We all agree with your decree that dragon warriors are not allowed to court in the future and equip airplane cups with them on the battlefield. This is a great initiative and solves the fatal weakness of our clan. ?”

Dagger said: "So you are dissatisfied with me asking you to learn this new language?"

The old voice was about to cry: "This is really a misunderstanding. We caught this gift near the Red Valley Stream. He bit two of our dragon guards. Therefore, this language is written on the box as a reminder. In order...to cooperate with Your Majesty's new cultural policy."

The voice of the dagger was only a little calmer at this time, and said: "Since this is the case, let me trust you this time! If the gift is not good, don't try to get away with it! I want to see if the gift is real. Will bite the dragon!"

Then, the sealed box was opened, and a light appeared in front of Jia Mian's eyes.

The light expanded rapidly as the box was opened, and Jia Mian quickly saw the surroundings clearly.

Surrounding it is a huge palace, with tall stone pillars standing up to support the entire palace.The ground is made of red frosted rock, and in the center of the hall is a huge pool. The water inside is black and flowing slowly, with some dark red luster on it.

Around the main hall, there are two rows of red dragons. Those dragons have long mouths with sharp teeth exposed, and their four claws are grasping on the edge of the low pillars. They look mighty and ferocious. They don't move, just like statues Usually, only the occasional rolling of the eyes indicates that these are indeed living dragons standing guard.

All around the main hall, there were all kinds of people standing, some as tall as hills, and some as short as ants. They all bowed to the tallest person sitting in the hall without exception.

The man was tall, mighty and vigorous, with red hair draped softly on his broad shoulders, the outline of his face seemed to be shaped by a sculptor, and there was a majestic and dangerous aura between his brows.The light in the entire hall seemed to be attracted by him, as if it was around him, making him particularly eye-catching among the crowd.

And Jia Mian was very close to him, less than five steps in front of him.

The man's eyes were red, and he was looking at Jia Mian at the moment, looking Jia Mian up and down.

Jia Mian recognized at a glance that this man was Dagger Po Ye. Although the image of the little Po Ye in his memory was somewhat different, the red eyes were very familiar, and... Dagger Po Ye had also changed in front of Jia Mian. After passing by once, Jia Mian still has some impressions.

Jia Mian subconsciously looked at Dagger's neck. Obviously, there were no shackles on Dagger's neck, which meant that Dagger was very dangerous now.

Jia Mian was a little nervous, and the elders of the Red Dragon Tribe were as nervous as him.

The Red Dragon Tribe has only recently joined Dagger, and Dagger is very suspicious of this tribe, so in order to build a good relationship with Dagger, the leader of the tribe makes birthday gifts for Dagger everywhere.

However, a certain low-handed child did not learn the latest language promulgated by Emperor Dagger, and he... offended Emperor Dagger.

The elders of the Red Dragon Tribe prayed silently in their hearts: I hope that this gift can win the favor of Emperor Dagger Break Ye.

The hall was originally a bit noisy, but when Jia Mian's packaging was removed, everyone shut their mouths unanimously, and they all looked at Jia Mian.

Jia Mian's appearance shocked all the dragons, orc traitors, and the Zerg who came to participate in the friendly dialogue.

They, after marveling for three seconds, said in unison: "What an ugly gift!"

After staring at Jia Mian for 3 minutes, Dagger let out a roar. He stood up abruptly from his seat, grabbed the naked Jia Mian with his hand, and grabbed Jia Mian by the waist. Ankle, turned him upside down, swayed twice in mid-air, with a trace of anger in his voice, his eyes shot at the elder of the Red Dragon Tribe who was offering gifts, and the elder knelt on the ground with a plop.

Dagger carrying Jia Mian striding forward to the elder, his voice was stern: "You insult me ​​with such an ugly gift?!"

The elder hurriedly kowtowed: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty forgive me, although this thing is ugly, but...but... it is really the heart of our Red Dragon Tribe!"

"Will he bite dragons?" Dagger asked sharply.

Elder Honglong hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, this is what makes it special."

Dagger broke and said: "He hasn't bitten me yet, you are lying!"

Elder Red Dragon's scalp was numb, he was quick to think, and said: "Perhaps, I made a mistake, he is actually, when he sees a dragon, he gives oral sex..."

Dagger snorted, and angrily threw Jia Mian on the body of the elder Red Dragon. Jia Mian felt as if his whole body had been smashed, and the strength of Dagger was too much.

Dagger confronted Jia Mian: "This thing is stupid and ugly, I don't accept this kind of insulting and provocative gift! As for you, Red Dragon Tribe, just wait to be punished!"

After finishing speaking, the dagger turned around and left. After taking two steps, he suddenly turned around and ordered to the dragon guards around him: "Suppress these two guys for me, and summon the eight marshals to the conference hall to discuss tomorrow. The matter of destroying the Red Dragon Tribe!"

After Jia Mian saw Dagger Po Ye, he was escorted away by two dragons before he could say a word. Jia Mian watched Dagger Po Ye's shadow disappear into the hall, and he couldn't help shouting: "Dagger Po Ye!" Hey, don't you recognize me?"

Dagger turned his head, he gave Jia Mian a disgusted look, and turned away.

Jia Mian was forced into prison by the dragon guards, and the elders of the red dragon were locked up with him. The technology of the dragons is also very advanced. At least their prison seems to be a dilapidated cave with no one guarding it, but the lighting system in the cave is very good , so that everything can be seen clearly.At the entrance of the cave, there is an optical network that seals off the entire cave.

When there was no one around, the elder Honglong sighed, and silently shed his tears.

Jia Mian began to straighten out the relationship between these things in his heart.

First of all: what happened to the dagger?

He has already begun to equip every dragon warrior with a masturbation cup, which is a characteristic of the earth, and is vigorously promoting Chinese characters, so, obviously, he has been reborn.

However, he acted as if he didn't know himself at all, and - his aesthetics was already moving closer to Hong Bao and Chu Shouren.

what happened?

Is it because Dagger's temperament changed drastically after being treated by Feilong on Earth?

Is it because Dagger Po Ye actually hates himself and thinks he looks disgusting?

Or is it because Dagger Ye is resentful that he can no longer be a watchman, so he wants to punish himself for revenge?

While Jia Mian was deep in thought, Elder Honglong was also sighing: "Oh! It's really bad luck, I should have made more preparations if I knew it earlier."

Jia Mian immediately turned his head to look at Elder Honglong, and after a while, he said, "Hello... can I have a word with you?"

A horrified expression appeared on the face of the Red Dragon Elder, and then he screamed: "Ah... a monster! He can talk!"

After three hours, Jia Mian finally figured out what happened.

That is, Dagger Breaker, he—has become very strange recently!

Often, the decree promulgated on the first day will be changed back the next day, and then changed back on the third day.

Preferences are also unpredictable. One day I like humanoid creatures like Jia Mian, the next day I find such creatures disgusting, and the day after tomorrow I think such creatures are very loving.The basic rule is that [-] likes humanoids, [-] finds them disgusting, and Sundays are random.

Among the many times of back and forth, there are finally two laws that have not been changed: the first is to equip dragon warriors with masturbation cups.

The second: a new cultural decree, emphasizing a strange form of hieroglyphics.

The above situation seems complicated, but, in simple terms, it is: Dagger, who recently suffered from severe intermittent amnesia.Its symptoms have become more and more serious recently, manifested as: go back and forth, turn to Qin and Muchu, go back and forth, lose things and lose things...

Jia Mian suddenly remembered what Chongsheng said to himself with a lollipop in his mouth before he set off: My rebirth technique is not perfect, so...it's hard to predict what will happen to the dagger, good luck!

According to the current situation of Dagger Breaker and Chongsheng's theory of rebirth, Jia Mian made the following inferences——

Rebirth is actually to strip the client's brainwaves and send them to the depths of the universe, let this group of brainwaves compete with the client's early brainwaves, and the winner will occupy the client's body.

As for the current situation of Dagger, it probably means that the reborn Dagger is fighting against the original Dagger.When the reborn dagger has the upper hand, then he likes humanoids, speaks Chinese, and is thoughtful and calm.And when the original dagger has the upper hand, he will hate humanoid creatures, speak dragon language, and have a violent personality and love to kill.

As for when the reborn Dagger would gain the upper hand, and when the original Dagger would gain the upper hand, there are probably only one-three-five, two-four-six rules to refer to.

So Jia Mian asked: "Elder, may I ask what day is today?"

Elder Honglong sighed and said, "Unfortunately, today, Sunday..."

Jia Mian remained silent, and Elder Honglong still said depressedly: "I saw His Majesty turned into a human form today, and I thought he would like humanoid creatures, but I was wrong... Really... God's power is unpredictable!"

Jia Mian: "..."

Elder Honglong and Jia Mian can only wait quietly for the arrival of Monday tomorrow.

The next morning, Elder Honglong took out a bright bead of unknown material from his body, and bribed the guard of the cell, hoping that the guard would find out what the emperor's preferences are today.

The results were frustrating - Emperor Dagger Breaker didn't take human form today, so, it seems, he might still think humanoids are ugly.

On the third day, Elder Honglong continued to bribe the guards, and the news that he came back from the inquiry made people feel sad: Dagger broke into a human form today, but an enemy humanoid spy climbed onto his bed, and Dagger broke him to pieces. Broken.It seems he still doesn't like humanoids today.

On the fourth day, the Red Dragon Elder went to bribe the guards, and the news he got was desperate: Dagger Po Ye had already made a battle plan against the Red Dragon Tribe, to retaliate against the tribe's humiliation of sending ugly gifts. Ye Dadi still hates humanoid creatures today.

On the fifth day, Elder Honglong lost all his valuables, so he squatted in the corner of the cave in frustration.

Jia Mian said, "Actually... you can try to escape from prison."

One sentence reminded the elder that he transformed first, but halfway through the transformation, he was stuck in a narrow cave, so he had to change back to human form.

Immediately he wanted to dig a tunnel, but he immediately discovered that the entire cave was made of the strongest diamond rock on the planet, and the dragon's claws couldn't dig it out at all.

Next he wanted to steal the guard's key, but unfortunately, the guard would not enter the cave at all, and they didn't have the key—the entrance of the cave was equipped with a retinal identification lock, and it wasn't Dagger Poye himself. not open.

In the end, Elder Honglong felt sad. He put his head in his hands, squatted in a corner, and wailed: "This...is really a misunderstanding! We thought His Majesty would be curious...that damned strange text! That cheap hand The boy who writes!"

While he was howling, Jia Mian suddenly felt a silver-white thing flashing outside the entrance of the cave, and he immediately ran to the entrance of the cave.

There is a red light net at the entrance of the cave. Jia Mian once tried it. He threw the stones in the cave out from here. When those stones hit the red light net, they were cut into small pieces. When the wind blows, those stones Small pieces become fine powder.

Now, strange rays of light flowed on the light that made up the optical network, as if the air around the optical network had been cut by it. Jia Mian could clearly see the outside scene through the gaps in the optical network.

Outside the cave is a flat ground, guarded by two dragon guards holding spears, and a little further away is the cliff. It is night at this time, and Jia Mian can’t see the stars from this angle, but he does see a silver-white ball of hair , swaggeringly walked towards this side.

The silver-white hair ball, round ears, fluffy tail, pure eyes without any impurities, it looks like a poor and kind-hearted beautiful creature.

However, Jia Mian still recognized the white hair ball at a glance, because - that white hair ball is Yinhui!

The appearance of a big cat will obviously not attract the attention of the guards of the dragon clan. Jia Mian met an acquaintance here in this strange time and space, and instinctively wanted to say hello to Yinhui, but he immediately discovered that there was no blood in Yinhui's neck. shackles.

Obviously, although this guy is Yinhui, but...he is not the Yinhui that Jia Mian knew.This is the vicious orc QJ criminal who has not been captured and brought to justice hundreds of years ago-very dangerous.

Yinhui is in a good mood tonight. The war between the orcs and the dragons does not arouse his concern and interest at all. He is a great criminal. Although others say he is a QJ criminal, he prefers another name - flower picker .

Yinhui just went to Glasses Planet this morning and bought a pair of glasses.The pair of glasses was fascinated by Yinhui, so he decided to follow him life and death.

In the afternoon, Yin Hui took his glasses gentleman and decided to start from this moment to make a ghost animal glasses that are said to be invincible in all battles.

He took a spaceship to this planet, the most dangerous place in the entire universe for orcs - the broken palace.

The more dangerous, the more exciting he felt.When he landed on this planet, he heard a strange thing - the Red Dragon Tribe challenged the dragon emperor, they sent a stupid and ugly gift to insult Dagger, which attracted Dagger Angry, he decided to launch a war of conquest against the Red Dragon Tribe.

Yin Hui was purely curious, he really wanted to know what this ugly guy who caused wars and turned the country over was what he looked like.

So, he sneaked to the place where the ugly gift was imprisoned.

This place is indeed a terrifying place. The entire prison mountain is made of the most indestructible adamantite in the universe, and there is a terrible cutting light net at the entrance of the prison room. All creatures within one meter of the light net will be cut into pieces of meat. Creatures, are also cut into powder.

Yin Hui turned his head, and suddenly saw two guys in this terrifying cell.

One looked very old, but not too ugly. The old guy's claws were sharp and long. It looked like the legendary Red Dragon Elder who challenged the dagger.

And the other one...Yinhui thinks he's too ugly to look at.That guy's skin was slippery and greasy, without beautiful fur and patterns, which made Yinhui feel very uncomfortable.The guy doesn't have long hair, looks silly, and looks like he has a low IQ.

Yin Hui took out the glasses he conquered in the morning from his hair, and discussed with the glasses master of the glasses planet: "That guy is so ugly, should we use it?"

Mr. Glasses: "As a QJ prisoner with ghost glasses and crossing the universe, oh, I'm wrong, a flower picker, you can't dislike the ugly target!"

Yin Hui nodded, he believed that Mr. Spectacles was the real gentleman with integrity and professional ethics.So he decided to listen to his new partner.

Jia Mian opened his eyes wide. He saw the white cat swaggering to the guard's feet, "Meow! @~~~~"

At the moment when the watchman was distracted, Yin Hui's limbs jumped up suddenly, and his claws came down, and the two watchmen fell silently to the ground.

Yinhui looked at his claws with satisfaction, and then he started to pull his claws. After pulling his claws long and thin, he made the claws into the shape of an eye and put them on the laser identification lock.

Click, the lock is unlocked, and the red light net disappears.

The elder Honglong was shocked, jumped up from the ground, and ran towards the outside, but was stopped by Yinhui with a foot stretched out.

Yin Hui took out a pair of glasses from his hair, put them on slowly, and smiled on his pink lips: "Dear ones, tonight, you will be the first lucky creatures in the universe to see ghost glasses! "

Jia Mian held his forehead in pain, thinking in his heart: "Yinhui 300 years ago was really bad, and I didn't know how to transform myself when I said this... A cat saying such a line... might as well turn its belly Woolen cloth!"

Yin Hui looked at Jia Mian and blinked, and said, "You are that ugly, earth-shattering, weeping ghost and god, the one who overwhelms the country, the pet they gave to Dagger?"

Jia Mian's muscles tensed, he looked at Yinhui carefully, and Yinhui was also looking him up and down.Yinhui has no shackles on his body now, which means that he is definitely not his opponent, which means that if he is not careful, he may be raped by him.

Jia Mian defined Yinhui at this time—very dangerous.

So, he said cautiously, "What do you want to do with that pet?"

Yin Hui said: "I'm here to spend a good night with him! That ugly and scary pet is you or is it you!!"

Jia Mian quickly analyzed the environment he was in. First, he wanted to find a piece of clothing to wear.

Second, he needs to make the dagger fail when it should fail.

The most important thing is that he is not Yinhui's opponent at all now, and there is no other way except to outwit him.

So, he said to Yinhui: "The night is undoubtedly beautiful, but...it's a pity that I ruined this beautiful night...as a great QJ criminal who crosses the universe..."

Yinhui interrupted Jia Mian, touched the glasses on his cat's head, and said, "Please note, I'm actually a flower picker!"

Jia Mian said: "Great flower picker, I am the ugly pet you mentioned, and I would be happy to spend a wonderful night with you, but can you satisfy one of my requirements?"

Yinhui snorted: "It's not ugly to the extreme!"

Jia Mian said, "Sorry to disappoint you."

Yin Hui lazily rolled on the ground and said, "Forget it, you are the first humanoid creature I plan to make, and I can satisfy your request that is not too much."

Jia Mian said, "I want a dress, can I?"

Jia Mian thought that it would take at least 3 minutes for Yinhui to complete this task, so that he could take the opportunity to escape.But Yin Hui quickly took out a piece of rag from his fur, and used his claws to grab the piece of cloth into lace.

Yinhui handed the piece of cloth to Jia Mian's hand, and said with great anticipation: "Put it on! After wearing it, you will become more attractive, and this night will also become extremely beautiful!"

When Yinhui was taking something from the woolly woven pocket, Jia Mian saw that there were many other high-tech weapons and items in the pocket.

For example - micro air vehicles.

For example - particle emitters.

For example - a second-class ticket for an aerospace passenger ship.

For example - a pair of glasses.

Jia Mian hopes that he can find a chance to snatch all these things from Yinhui, which will make his survival on this strange planet more convenient.So he endured a strong sense of discomfort, and under Yinhui's expectant and heartbreaking eyes, he put on the lace dress.

This action obviously won Yinhui's favor, Yinhui said: "Humanoid, you are so docile, I like you!"

Jia Mian nodded and said, "Let's find a place with a little more sentimentality to start. As a great flower picker, sentimentality is very important."

Yin Hui's eyes rolled around, and he said, "Okay!"

So, Jia Mian took Yinhui to the edge of the cliff, pointed to the sea of ​​stars all over the sky, and said to Yinhui what he loved most: "Have you seen those stars? As a great... Flower picker, have you ever thought about how to kill those stars? Or, QJ a light cluster?"

Yin Hui looked at Jia Mian, and was suddenly stunned. For the first time, he discovered that thinking about philosophical issues is a more meaningful life than picking flowers.He stretched out his claws and tore off the glasses on his head and threw them off the cliff. Then, he squatted quietly on the edge of the cliff, wrapped his tail around his claws, and looked up at the stars and the three moons on this planet.

Yinhui said: "Did you know? I just prepared to be a great flower picker a week ago..."

Jia Mian removed a wooden stick from Yinhui's side, smashed a stone, picked a sharp piece of stone to grind, and made a simple javelin.

Yin Hui said: "I just engaged in a sunflower star and a glasses star."

Jia Mian said: "Well, the Dharma is boundless, turning back is right!" Then, he made a sudden move, taking advantage of Yinhui's moment of thinking, and knocked Yinhui's head with the javelin in his hand, planning to knock him unconscious, and then knock him down. The weapons, micro-aircraft and other things found out for their own use.

However, the moment he raised the javelin, his javelin head was caught behind his back.

Jia Mian and Yinhui turned their heads suddenly, and they saw a giant dragon standing behind them, the dragon's eyes shot out with anger, he opened his bloody mouth, and his sharp teeth were exposed, the dragon roared at Jia Mian: " You are my consort flirting with this hideous orc in lacy underwear! Watcher, you will pay for it!"