Plane Judge

Jia Mian covered his head in pain, and after three seconds, he said to Chu Shouren, who still had his eyes closed: "I am not Jia Mian, so please close your eyes tightly first, and stay here ,do not move!"

Just as Jia Mian and Chu Shouren were talking, Hong Bao's eyes began to glow fascinatingly, he couldn't help looking at the young beauty, and he stepped forward to strike up a conversation: "This beauty, hello, My name is Hong Bao, are you going to live here for a while?"

The beauty stretched out her catkin and said, "Hi, my name is Corrigan. I came here specially to find you. I saw your paintings and thought they were very good. I admire great artists the most!"

A bright smile immediately appeared on Hong Bao's face, and he sincerely invited: "I still have a lot of paintings in my room, you can come in and have a look, can I tell you about my creative ideas?"

After three seconds of cerebral paralysis, Jia Mian woke up immediately. He forcibly intervened in the conversation between Hong Bao and Corrigan, stood between the two, and said to Corrigan: "There is a problem here, you don't mind, talk to me first. Shall we talk?"

Corrigan glanced at Hong Bao with a smile, then nodded to Jia Mian: "Yes!"

Jia Mian hastily pulled Corrigan aside, he really didn't want to have that kind of horror scene where the room was full of semen and corpses, and then Corrigan ate them all.

The two turned to a flat area outside the warehouse, and Jia Mian said, "Actually, I think you should know that I am your guard, Jia Mian. But... I heard... There are a lot of bugs here this time." , I was deceived by others, thinking that I was one of those... very beautiful... the number one beauty in the universe..." Jia Mian was covered in goose bumps when he said this, he resisted the urge to vomit, and forced Scalping down, he said: "If any of my prisoners die, it will be very troublesome, so... Now that you are here, can you do the work of your bugs first, so that they will not suffer too much And commit suicide?"

Corrigan looked Jia Mian up and down, and said with some disappointment: "You are actually Jia Mian! It's a pity, but... fortunately, I didn't come here for you. No wonder, there were such rumors before I came... "

Jia Mian asked, "What rumor?"

Corrigan said: "I heard that a guy sent Chu Shouren two photos that claim to be truth maps..."

Jia Mian hurriedly said, "That's what I sent!"

Corrigan went on to say: "Oh, it looks like it's really the truth map... This time there were 360 360 people who were going to come here, but your picture scared a thousand people away, but the remaining [-] Eight people, insisting that the real beauty is still what they think."

After a while, Jia Mian said: "For this situation, I also express my regret...but... there is another problem... If they really can't bear the blow after waiting for a while, can we let them stay outside Suicide... a house full of bugs, really..." He originally wanted to say it was disgusting, but changed his words temporarily: "It's really unacceptable, it's too horrible."

Corrigan was very talkative, she said: "No problem, do you need me to dig a big hole? They can be buried directly after they die, and they won't interfere with your life!"

Jia Mian stared at the Zerg queen in a daze, and the queen explained to Jia Mian calmly: "There are too many people in our Zerg, you know, I can lay trillions of eggs every second. A few hundred people, to me, is normal..."

Suddenly, Jia Mian's mind was filled with the terrifying and heavy-mouthed scene of the queen laying eggs with a big belly. He automatically made up the scene in "Alien" that he had seen a long time ago. After using a lot of control, he finally Make sure you don't vomit.

The queen continued: "I still need someone to cooperate with my work... Let that great artist dig a hole for me!" A look of infatuation.And Hong Bao was also looking this way, his eyes showed appreciation and sincere praise for the beauty.

Before Jia Mian could open his mouth, Hong Bao ran over and said to Corrigan, "Young lady, do you need my help?"

The two of them started to stir up fire from the sky, and Hong Bao took a shovel and helped Corrigan dig a hole outside.

Xiao Liu and Lao Wang had already packed up and saluted and were about to leave. Before leaving, they saw Hong Bao and a beautiful woman digging a hole. Lao Wang asked casually, "A Bao, is this your girlfriend?"

Hong Bao scratched his head in embarrassment: "No... no... how lucky am I to have such a beautiful girlfriend!"

Corrigan raised his head, looked at Hong Bao shyly, and took his arm: "A Bao? From now on, can I be your girlfriend?"

Hong Bao was already blissfully dumbfounded, and immediately went to fetch water for Corrigan, the service was thoughtful and hospitable, completely unaware of what kind of terrible life would be waiting for him in the future.

Jia Mian came to Chu Shouren who still had his eyes closed, and took a deep breath, feeling that he was really sorry for him.He paid so much money just so that he would not see himself again, but fate still brought him and made him embark on a path of losing money and people.

Jia Mian said, "There's something I have to talk to you about, don't open your eyes yet."

Chu Shouren nodded his head obediently, and said, "I think you are a roommate living with Mian Mian, and I will establish a good relationship with you. Tell me about it, do you want to tell me about Mian Mian's life?" preferences?"

Jia Mian said: "This... let's not mention it, first of all, are you sure you received the photo Jia Mian sent you?"

Chu Shouren said: "Yeah, I really didn't expect that he would reply to my letter. At that time, I felt so happy. He is really a good person. He only told me only one person after changing the email address. He is a fate arranged by God..."

Jia Mian interrupted Chu Shouren's expression, and asked, "How do you... feel about that photo?"

Chu Shouren said: "Beautiful, so beautiful, I have never seen such a beautiful woman, my heart stopped beating for it!"

Jia Mian interrupted Chu Shouren's expression and confession again, and asked, "Do you... think that humanoid creature on the screen is beautiful?"

Chu Shouren was taken aback for a moment, then a confused expression appeared on his face, and then he began to think, and after a while, he said: "Oh, I remembered, what you said is disgusting and ugly, The humanoids that take up most of the frame?"

Jia Mian said, "Well, that's the one...how do you feel?"

Chu Shouren said: "Besides nausea, what else can I feel? Mian Mian is really caring, even such an ugly pet is willing to keep..."

Jia Mian held his forehead in pain, and said, "You... think that person is Jia Mian's pet? How did you know that?"

Chu Shouren said: "Of course it's his pet! I know Mian Mian is too embarrassed to post nude photos, so he hung a lot of his portraits on the wall, and when taking pictures of pets, he also took pictures of him~ Ha ha, Mian Mian is really a shy little cutie!"

Jia Mian suddenly felt that he had done a stupid thing - where it is not good to take selfies, why did he choose to take nude photos in Hong Bao's room!

Chu Shouren heard that Jia Mian did not speak, and asked: "When will my dear Mian Mian come back, and when can I see him? I also wrote him a poem called "My Thousand Tentacles Are Righteous" Your Love", I actually..."

Jia Mian had no choice but to interrupt Chu Shouren again, saying, "Didn't you receive the letter from Jia Mian, which asked you to think carefully!! Why are you here again!"

Chu Shouren said: "I understand what he means. He means that he has such a disgusting and ugly pet. Let me carefully consider whether I can accept that pet. I... looked at the photo of that pet. For three days and three nights, I felt that as long as I like it reluctantly, I will like it. I think that pet is actually not too disgusting, and there are still merits..."

Jia Mian coughed and said, "Then, now, please have that disgusting, ugly humanoid in your mind for a minute."

Chu Shouren didn't understand, and said, "Why?"

Jia Mian said: "Because...that one is not Jia Mian's pet, that...is Jia Mian!"

Chu Shouren opened his eyes suddenly, and then, his eyes met Jia Mian's at this moment.

Jia Mian felt that this was the only thing he didn't do well. It was too wrong to spend other people's money but not help them do a good job. He felt a little guilty.

After Chu Shouren stayed there for three seconds, he stretched out his hand, and he made an unimaginable movement. He touched Jia Mian's head, and said softly, "Poor little boy, don't worry, since you It's Mianmian's pet, I will treat you well!"

Jia Mian still hasn't forgotten how Chu Shouren took off his shoes that day, revealing a row of tentacles, so he took a step back with a shudder, and said, "Please accept the reality, I...is...Jia Mian!"

At the same time, Corrigan, who was digging the hole over there, had instructed Hong Bao to finish digging the hole. She opened her backpack, and a group of bugs crawled out from it.

Just now, Hong Bao wanted to eat some Corrigan's tofu, but now he was shivering all over his body, took a step back, and said with a smile: "Gen Gen, your pet... is really... strange, hehe..."

Dagger Po Ye just walked out of the door at this time, and then, he saw a group of insects coming over, circled around Jia Mian, and jumped into the pit one after another, committing suicide.

A beautiful woman skillfully picked up the shovel, buried the wormhole with soil, and quickly filled the hole.

Chu Shouren looked at Jia Mian with deep sadness and heartache, and he muttered to himself, "I'm so stupid, really..."

Jia Mian encouraged Chu Shouren and said: "Hold on! You should be able to find your true love on earth!"

However, before he finished speaking, a ding-dong sound suddenly sounded from Chu Shouren's body.

Chu Shouren took out a small glowing board from his body, he looked at it, and then immediately became ashamed.

Jia Mian tentatively asked, "What happened?"

Chu Shouren almost cried: "I... have 2000 billion less deposits in Ruijin Bank!!"

Jia Mian sighed in his heart, and held back his nausea, stretched out his hand and patted Chu Shouren's shoulder: "My condolences! History can repeat itself, but... destiny cannot be changed!"

Chu Shouren raised his head with tears in his eyes, and looked at Jia Mian: "The record above is said to be transferred to you...this...what happened!!!"