Plane Judge

When Jia Mian and Lao Wang Xiaoliu returned home after a busy day, they happened to meet Smith with a dagger and Yin Hui.

Ever since Yinhui suffered a major setback on the earth plane, his entire creed of life has collapsed. He insisted on sitting at the door to watch the sunset, saying that only the sunset can calm his heart for a moment.

So, a bald head with a beautiful appearance squatted at the door of the warehouse, looked at the burning stars with his deep eyes, and began to think about the ultimate meaning of the universe - can there be a QJ prisoner without JJ? What about the stars?

Jia Mian also didn't have time to care about Yin Hui's mental health, he entered the temporarily separated meeting room with Lao Wang and Xiao Liu, two agents were sitting there, Zhang Min was lost in the sky, and Zheng Wei looked serious.

Lao Wang started by reporting on the 108 pieces of Liao Zhai material obtained from today's investigation, and Xiao Liu was investigating the two agents.

Although the expressions of Zhang Min and Zheng Wei were completely different, they were obviously very concerned, so much so that when they were listening to the report, they were a little out of their minds.

What is it that can make two excellent agents show blank expressions?

Jia Mian didn't know either, he only knew that after the three of them reported on today's work, Zhang Min's enthusiasm for work in the morning disappeared completely, and he just waved his hand a little tiredly, and said, "Let's do this first, tomorrow you three One can move freely. Plans... My plans have changed. Some things... I have to think about it... That's it... don't bother me these days..."

Zheng Wei didn't say anything at all. When the three policemen went back to their houses, Zhang Min seemed to be talking to himself, and seemed to be discussing with Zheng Wei: "Tell me, if, if you really crossed over, would you like What are you doing?"

"Comrade Zhang Min, please be sober! We cannot do such a thing, you were trained by the party and the people..."

Zhang Min was still talking to himself, with a hint of inquiry in his thoughts: "Tell me, how about going back to modern times to form our party?"

"Comrade Zhang Min, you must not betray the motherland!"

"I actually want China to be prosperous and strong! If I go back, I will be able to do better..."

"Zhang Min, wake up, it's impossible for you to beat the cat Taizu!"

"I remember Taizu's famous saying - 'Actually, we are all aliens', I think he should be able to understand my heart instead."

"...Brother Min, what if Taizu also wore it?"

Zhang Min was taken aback for a moment, obviously he had never thought about this issue before, in front of this bold and cruel speculation, Zhang Min collected his mind: "Work comes first, let's continue to work! I think those strange signals are not only caused by Chuanyue Company advertisment……"

The sun had already set, and Yinhui looked at the stars all over the sky, and the question he thought about was closer: with so many stars, can a criminal who has no tools to commit crimes push them?Could these stars have life too?What is the ultimate meaning of life?

Hong Bao was just about to go out to create a starry night at this time, and the vast stars also inspired his creative inspiration. When he walked to the door, he suddenly found Yinhui sitting there, so Hong Bao asked: "Yinhui, what are you thinking about?" ? Do you also think this starry sky is beautiful?"

Yin Hui said: "A Bao, I'm thinking about high-level philosophical issues. I want to write these things down. Can you lend me your computer?"

Hong Bao generously returned to his room and lent the notebook to Yin Hui.

Yinhui began to use his fingers to tap on the keyboard, and wanted to use a simple earth signal device to log in to the plane forum.

However, when he finally downloaded the wall-climbing software and adjusted the frequency, he received a message: "You, do you want to time travel? Time-travel company will serve you wholeheartedly!"

At the same time, Jia Mian took out the tablet computer issued to him by the Plane Management Committee in the room, and when he turned on the computer, he found that he had received an email.

It was issued by an ID called Zerg Xiaobing.

Jia Mian remembers this guy. It seems that a long time ago, when a strange picture was circulated on the forum, this guy once said that he would work hard to commit crimes for the first beauty and reach the earth plane.

He opened the letter and saw a big circle drawn inside, surrounded by tentacles, and a paragraph was written under the picture: The circle tentacles represent my heart.

Mianmian, my dear Mianmian, you may not believe me when I say it, but since I saw your portrait on the forum, I have fallen in love with you crazily.For you, I bought all the photos about you at a high price; for you, I committed crimes; for you, I am learning Earth language every day, and I am proficient in all the languages ​​​​of all races on the earth~!Whenever I think of you, I feel that my worm has pursued, and I am willing to dedicate every tentacle and hair on my body to you.The circle represents my heart, I really really love you.

A few days ago, I bought ten of your sperm from the black market and asked our worm king to hatch for a long time, but nothing came out. They said that it failed because of the bad environment in outer space.

Even so, I still love you very much. Although you were not hatched, I am still very happy that they didn't lie to me and gave me a portrait of you as a gift.

I got your email for a lot of money, hope they don't scam me.Can you write me a letter after you read it?I look forward to it day and night.

Kiss you with my ten thousand tentacles, love your Zerg minions.

Jia Mian had a feeling that he wanted to hit the wall and die. He decisively clicked on the profile picture of the management committee and sent his request: I apply for a different email address, one that requires high-level confidentiality and intercepts spam.

There was a quick reply: the application was approved.

Jia Mian breathed a sigh of relief. He remembered that his mailbox had told a guy named Tiaotiaotu on the Internet. He suspected that this guy leaked his information. He wanted to confirm it. But Leaping Bunny is not online.

At the same moment, Zhang Min and Zheng Wei were still adjusting their receivers in the room, and the reality on the screen was still the Chuanyue brand, which was trustworthy.

The two agents began a battle between heaven and man.

Lao Wang is holding the phone to call his wife, while Xiao Liu is using his laptop to kill monsters.

Just when Xiao Liu was so happy, a dialog box popped up suddenly from the bottom of the computer. Xiao Liu was very irritable. , the dialog box is closed.

Therefore, "Chuanyue brand, you have to trust it." This sentence did not appear in his eyes.

It's still the same moment.

Smith was looking for Chuan Yue's whereabouts outside the warehouse, while Dagger Po Ye was holding a copy of "On War" and studying it carefully.

Jia Mian took advantage of the rare free time in the room to download the thick stack of plane methods to his desktop computer, changed to a beautiful background, and began to study.

The summary of "Universal Plane Law" is as follows:

1. This law has been unanimously passed by the management committee, and no one can easily change it.

2. The Chief Justice has a veto power.

3. The date of entry into force, which will take effect immediately until the destruction of the universe.

Summary of criminal law:

The most severe punishment - the specific explanation of exile from the earth.

1. Those who cause chaos in the plane and reverse the order of time and space shall be sentenced to exile on Earth.

2. Anyone who destroys more than three planes by using illegal means in war shall be sentenced to exile on Earth.

3. Those who attempt to overthrow the power of the judge and the management committee will be sentenced to exile on the earth.

4. Those who build the plane by themselves and do not abide by the laws of the plane will be exiled to the earth.

5. Serious prisoners who cannot be guarded by other prisons will be exiled to the earth.

6....

When Jia Mian saw this place, he suddenly asked Dagger Poyi: "Hey, you... come here and have a look, which ones did you violate?"

Dagger broke his head and didn't turn back, he said: "All hit!"

Jia Mian was shocked!Exclaimed: "What?"

Dagger said: "People on Earth don't seem too stupid, everything written in this book hits the mark!"

Jia Mian wondered where Dagger Poye got "On War", but the following conversation quickly gave him the answer: "Hong Bao is really a good person, the other day he asked me what book I wanted to read, and I As soon as he said it casually, he bought it and gave it to me!"

After a while, Dagger continued to say: "However, his kindness cannot wipe out his father's evil!"

Jia Mian raised his forehead, he saw that Dagger Poye read with great interest, and it was even rarer that Dagger Poye didn't get angry when he mentioned Hong Bao's father, so he didn't want to interfere with Dragon Emperor's poor entertainment.

Jia Mian continued to read his "Plane Law" on the computer.

However, at this time, a pop-up window appeared in front of him.

It was a Q pop-up window, on which ten messages were sent in a row, saying:

"Honey, are you there?"

"Honey, I'll wait for you!"

"Dear, hurry up and call back"

"Honey, I know you need my help."

"Honey, Lei Feng is looking for you!"

Jia Mian glanced at the person who sent the message, the name was shocking - Chuanyue!

Jia Mian immediately called up a small Qip program on his computer. While chatting with Chuanyue, he waited for the program to find Chuanyue's location.

Jia Mian said: "Hello, who are you, do I know you?"

Chuanyue: "My dear, it doesn't matter if you don't know me, but I know you and know that you are the greatest watchman on earth."

Jia Mian: "How do you know?"

Chuanyue: "Honey, this is a secret! I have some news to tell you, do you want to listen?"

Jia Mian watched his small IP checking software spinning rapidly, he deliberately slowed down his typing speed, and asked, "What news?"

Chuanyue: "My dear, I heard that the Zerg are very fanatical about you. They have formed a group and came to the earth!"

Jia Mian: "How do you know?"

Chuanyue: "Because I am the most honest businessman in the universe, Chuanyue! I think you must be troubled by so many bugs coming to you, do you need my help? Dear!"

Jia Mian: "Are you in the Taobao business?"

Chuanyue: "Honey, don't say that, I'm actually in the time-traveling business, and I'm doing rebirth part-time. My clients have given me a lot of praise!"

Jia Mian: "Actually, you are all brushes, right?"

Chuanyue: "Honey, don't say that, I think you are the one who needs time-traveling services the most now, think about it, thousands of bugs come to your house, they will strip your clothes crazily, and insert their thick tentacles into you The chrysanthemums, you can’t survive, you can’t die, and the human beings on the earth can’t help you at all!”

The three-year-old child Chong Sheng who had been sitting next to Chuanyue watching him type couldn't help but said: "Mr. Chuan, hasn't the Zerg been sentenced yet? Why are you lying to him like this? Jia Mian... doesn't look like a cosmic person." Aesthetics, you can’t buy it for a few dollars in the slave market, right?”

Chuanyue turned her head and glared at Chongsheng: "Stupid! Do you know how to be a great businessman? It is to fully understand the needs of customers! It is definitely not possible to sell to other races. If you can sell to the king of insects, it will be a big business. A lot of money! The wealth of the Zerg King is incalculable, and it will not be a problem for us to buy a galaxy by then!"

After contemplating the prospect of selling Jia Mian to the King of Insects for a while, Chuanyue continued to type: "Dear, besides rebirth and time travel, do you have other ways to change this situation?!"

Jia Mian: "You think too much! This kind of thing won't happen!"

Chuanyue: "Honey, you don't want me to serve you? My price is very cheap!"

Dagger Po Ye was immersed in "On War", and didn't look up until he was in a hurry to urinate. However, as soon as he looked up, he saw a scene that made him rippling!

Under the dim light, Jia Mian, his lover and spouse, was wearing a white shirt with a pair of jeans underneath, wrapping her buttocks upright.The eyes of the spouse are bright, the expression is serious and serious, the fingers are typing like flying, and the corner of the mouth shows a smile that cannot be concealed.

Dagger's breathing stopped at that moment, and he sincerely felt that Jia Mian's earnest appearance was charming and heart-warming.He stepped forward, wanting to express his feelings, but what followed was a screen full of "Dear", "Do you need a service?" Your satisfaction" and other words burned his eyes!