Plane Judge

The first thing Jia Mian did when he left the white space of the management committee was to find out all the receipts he had spent on Dagger Ye in the past two months, scanned a copy and sent it to the management committee's mailbox.

After doing these things well, he found that there was an extra "mall" icon on the computer interface.

Jia Mian clicked on the mall and found that the structure inside was similar to that of Taobao on the earth plane, but the difference was that most of the products on it were gray. When Jia Mian wanted to click on those gray products, a prompt would pop up "Insufficient permissions".

It seems that in this mall, you can't buy everything with money, and if you don't have enough levels, you have more money and it's useless.

Jia Mian looked at the things he could buy. There are some things on the earth, such as steel-like metals, coal-like fuels, water, dry ice and other things.

There are also some plants that do not exist on the earth, most of them are strange-shaped plants. There is a plant that comes from the Altair. According to the introduction, this alien thing is similar to the morning glory. It is a flower during the day and a whale at night...

"It's such a strange alien life!" Jia Mian sighed in his heart. When he was strolling casually, a dialog box popped up on the mall page. It looked like an advertisement, and the content surprised Jia Mian immediately. : Do you want to travel through time and space?Want to go back to the Ming Dynasty and be a prince?Do you want to go to another world to soak up mm?The time-space smuggling group is dedicated to serve you, contact number: 139xxxxx52000.

It's actually a phone number from the Earth plane!

Jia Mian had the urge to pick up the phone and make a call, but then the dialog box disappeared, and there was a warm reminder in the system announcement of the mall: Recently, there have been scammers from unknown planes carrying out illegal activities. Most of the methods use time travel as a bait, but in fact, people are trafficked to different time and space as slaves. There have been complaints from victims, and the court of the plane is dealing with this matter. Buyers are requested to raise their awareness of self-protection and beware of being fooled.

Jia Mian began to wonder, is this group of legendary "time and space smuggling groups" from unknown planes YY novelists from the earth plane?

But no matter what this "space-time smuggling group" is, Jia Mian has no chance to contact them because he didn't transcribe the phone number immediately.

After visiting the mall for a while, Jia Mian drooled over the diamonds that he sold for a very cheap price due to insufficient authority. He checked his mailbox and found that there was still no new email, so he went to the forum again to browse.

He hasn't been to the plane forum for a long time, so after seeing Piao Piao's post on the front page, he was surprised for three moments.

The content of the post is: "The inside story of how the guardians of the earth plane were promoted so quickly."

"It is said that the super war criminal found his mate on the earth plane and started watching pornographic movies."

"Do you know what Jia Mian looks like? He and I are good friends. There are nude photos of him, do you want to see them?"

Jia Mian really couldn't accept that he had become a popular person on the forum in such a short period of time. With a trembling hand, he clicked on his nude photo post, and found a monster drawn in it. The upper body of the monster had a row of Mimi, and the lower body There are two rows of jjs, the face is similar to that of a dragon with a broken dagger, and there are three dull hairs on the head. A thick arrow points to this monster, and a few crooked words are written on the other end of the arrow-"Jia Mian's latest Nude photo", a line of fine print below the picture: How is this new guard looking good?He was scared so quickly by virtue of his alluring beauty. I have a high-definition uncensored version. If you want it, leave it in your mailbox.

Under the post, a group of people posted drooling emojis, a bunch of mailboxes needless to say, and one of them confessed to Jia Mian in the post: Wow, what a beauty, I fell in love with him, and I will work hard for this beauty To commit a crime, go to the earth plane and start a love affair with him!

Jia Mian felt that it was difficult for him to accept the aesthetics of these aliens. He glanced at the owner of this confession post and found that its online name was Zerg Xiaopawn.

Jia Mian decisively closed the forum page, seeing that this place is really not suitable for a normal human to visit, cherish life, and stay away from the plane forum.

After closing the forum, Jia Mian heard a ding, and a soft female voice reminded: Your universe coin has arrived, please check it.

Jia Mian opened the mall and clicked to view "My Account". Fortunately, he saw that his original universe currency changed from 0 to 0.5...

Jia Mian angrily scolded the country, this is too unfair, the minimum items in the mall are 1 yuan universe currency, 0.5 universe currency, this is what the management committee reimbursed him?

In short, Jia Mian’s new email came soon. The new email gave Jia Mian a surprise. The text read: Since the construction of the primary prison requires some equipment, the management committee decided to allocate 100 universe coins to you as public expenses. , click here to activate Cosmocoin.Another note: please keep the notes on the earth plane for reimbursement.

Jia Mian decided not to keep those invoices in the future, and it is useless to keep them. The reimbursement amount can't even buy a stem or leaf of a grass in the mall!

He clicked the "Activate Cosmic Coin" button, and immediately there was an extra 100 yuan in the account. Now Jia Mian's account balance is: 100.5 yuan.

There are still two attachments, one is the steps to build the primary plane prison, and the other is the information of the new prisoners.

Jia Mian downloaded the information of the new prisoner, it was still a ppt, the cover looked a lot like those pornographic films that Daggery bought, a well-dressed man with glasses smiled charmingly at Jia Mian, and his surroundings , are all kinds of strange creatures: a bug with its tentacles spread out, a snake with its eyes rolled up, an angel looking back at its own feathers, and a sunflower in full bloom.

The cover is still four characters - don't panic.

The introduction this time is much shorter than that of Dagger Breaking the Curtain, and it only briefly describes the viciousness of the criminal: This orc named Yinhui has traveled through countless planes and harassed countless innocent people. These are all secondary. What is terrible is that he once seduced and raped a Zerg larva, raped a giant whale, and raped ten innocent sunflowers of Sunflower Star.But the ultimate reason that caused him to be dispatched to the earth plane was that he had an unusual interest in public officials, and all the guards who had guarded him were hooked up by him without exception, and let him go so that he successfully escaped from prison .The management committee thinks that the criminal's behavior is bad, and the general guardians of the plane will be blinded by his appearance and cannot guard him, so they throw him to the earth, because the judge of the plane believes that Jia Mian, as the guardian of the earth plane, The appearance and figure are too ugly, which should not arouse the interest of this habitual criminal.

After Jia Mian finished reading the introduction, he looked at the well-dressed man with glasses on the cover, and began to wonder whether he should go to the street stall to buy some pictures of ghost and animal glasses, so as to get acquainted with his prisoner first. .

While pondering in his mind, he opened another attachment - "Several Issues Concerning the Establishment of Primary Prisons on the Earth Plane", the summary of which is as follows:

In view of the fact that you have successfully upgraded and you want to take care of two prisoners at the same time, and because of the technical limitations of the earth plane, your sound waves will be effective for all shackles, so you must find a prisoner with an area of ​​about [-] square meters (calculated according to the earth unit) place, and keep the two prisoners separately, so that their shackles do not disturb each other...

You need to keep a low profile on the earth plane, which will help us to carry out our work better, because once a riot is triggered, the reactionaries of the management committee are likely to gain the upper hand and expel the aborigines from the earth plane...

You need a sound wave isolation belt, which can be purchased in the plane store...

You need a night light, you can buy it in the Weifang Mall...

You need..., you can buy it in the Plane Mall...

(Finish)

Jia Mian thinks that other materials in this prison are easy to talk about, and basically they can be bought in the plane mall with public funds, but what bothers him the most is the space of about [-] square meters!

Jia Mian has an urban household registration, so it is impossible to get farmland, let alone a homestead.

Jia Mian's city is a second-tier city in China, with an average house price of about 1 yuan. His current savings can't even afford tiles for a bathroom, let alone a luxury house of [-] square meters.

Jia Mian checked on the Internet. The state supports rural construction, so he can choose to rent rural land for non-agricultural household registration. The price in the surrounding area where he is located is 200 yuan per mu per year, and the use period is five years. The tree cannot be used for other purposes. The government will send people to check it regularly, and it will take about half a year to complete the procedures. My own prisoners will arrive in three days.

Jia Mian feels that this road is basically impossible. First of all, he will soon become a public official, and renting rural land by himself is not allowed by the policy.The other place is about a four-hour drive from the city where he lives, and he still has to go to work. It is impossible to leave two dangerous prisoners there.Finally, if he wants to lease, he must plant trees or rice or wheat or potatoes or corn or other crops... and will be inspected at any time, and may be taken back if it does not do well.

Jia Mian immediately told about his difficulties to the Plane Management Committee. The Management Committee could not understand the difficulty of the 1.49 square meters for Jia Mian. They came up with accurate data: the land on the earth has a total of 70 million square meters Kilometers, while there are 80 to 1.86 billion human beings on the earth. On average, each person owns at least [-] square meters. This figure is a drop in the bucket for [-] square meters.

Jia Mian tried very hard to explain to the management committee that he was in China on the earth plane.The management committee immediately rejected Jia Mian's request.Because according to China’s 960 billion population in 14 square kilometers, Jia Mian can also be allocated 6850 square meters, which is enough to build a plane prison, and [-] square meters is still a drop in the bucket for Jia Mian’s average land...

So Jia Mian could only continue to explain the difference between the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and the Jianghan Plain, as well as the difference between the countryside and the city. Finally, after the Plane Management Committee finally figured out the relationship between housing prices and Jia Mian’s income, he let go a little: "Since this is the case, Then give you fifteen days to solve this problem."

Jia Mian has some headaches, but the headache is still behind him: "But we have already sent the prisoner Yinhui, so it will still arrive in three days. You must solve the problem of the prison area as soon as possible, otherwise the earth plane will cause riots." If not, the aborigines on the earth plane will be ruthlessly expelled."

Jia Mian felt that his shoulders were too immature. Why did fate let him, a young man in his early 20s, take on the responsibility of saving the world?

Jia Mian spent three thrilling days. During these three days, on the one hand, he had to prepare his graduation thesis, on the other hand, he anxiously waited for the final result of the civil servant admission, on the one hand, he worked hard to get familiar with the upcoming prisoners, and on the other hand, he It is also the most important aspect, to communicate with Dagger Po Ye, and ask the dragon emperor how he feels about orcs.

Dagger is very frank: "They will not appear on the Earth plane, you don't have to worry!"

"What if it happens?"

"I will protect my spouse!"

"No, it has nothing to do with me, I just want to ask, how will you treat them?"

The dagger showed his sharper canine teeth than ordinary people: "I will bite off their necks and peel off their skin!"

Jia Mian let out a wail, and when the third day came, he did not hesitate to raise the prison level of Dagger to the second level, and then waited anxiously for the arrival of the next prisoner.

In the afternoon, the doorbell finally rang. It was the courier from last time. The courier gave Jia Mian a small package: "Please check your things!"

Jia Mian opened the package unexpectedly, and found that there were no prisoners inside, but a small red pill lying quietly in a wooden box. There was an attached note in the wooden box: the primary genetic modification pill, which can make people on the earth plane The fragile body of human beings undergoes primary genetic modification and becomes no longer fragile.

Jia Mian didn't dare to let Dagger out, he walked to the edge of the cage, showed the genetic modification pill to Dagger, and wanted to hear his opinion.

Dagger glanced at it, and said contemptuously: "Low-grade goods! When I succeed in restoring the country, I will give you a real genetic modification pill, so that you can travel through the vast space."

Jia Mian looked petrified at Dagger, and said, "But at this stage, it's good for you to eat, try it!"

Jia Mian got a glass of warm water and swallowed it carefully. The moment he swallowed his throat, Jia Mian suddenly remembered the nude photos of himself circulating on the plane forums, no... after taking this genetic modification pill, he became that kind The upper body is full of Mimi, and the lower body is a row of JJ monsters!

But it was too late to regret it. Jia Mian immediately noticed the changes in his body. His stomach began to ache violently. He rolled on the ground uncomfortably, moaning uncontrollably. The reflection appears distorted.

Jia Mian was taken aback when he saw his own reflection in Dagger Po Ye's pupils, and then his stomach stopped hurting, and he suddenly found that his previous slight myopia seemed to be completely gone. He walked to the window and looked far away, I found that even the veins on the leaves thousands of meters away can be seen clearly!

Eagle's eyes, this was the first thought that flashed through Jia Mian's head. However, in the next second, he found that his hearing had also become sharper than ever. As long as he focused, he could even hear the whispers of the residents downstairs. Hear—is this, the wolf's ear?

Just as he was about to test whether he had the strength of a bear and the speed of a leopard, he suddenly heard a very low humming sound outside the door.

The sound was somewhat similar to that of a beaver, very soft and thin, and when one heard it, infinite doting and pity filled one's heart.

This was a sound he couldn't hear before, it must be the effect of the primary gene pill.

Jia Mian was a little excited, and then he heard footsteps, and then the footsteps stopped at his door, and there was a knock on the door.

The dagger broke the barrier to evade, and Jia Mian went to open the door.

Standing at the door was a young girl in a short skirt with scary big breasts. In the not too hot weather, the girl was dressed very coolly.But these were not enough to attract Jia Mian's attention. He noticed that the girl was holding a white fur ball in her arms. The fur ball looked a bit like a big cat, but it was more beautiful than a cat, and its paws were also thicker. , also looks more docile.Its nose and lips are pink, and its eyes are watery and pure. At this moment, the ball of hair is fiercely rubbing against the girl's plump breasts.

The girl touched the ball of hair lovingly, and said to Jia Mian: "I think this poor little guy is lost, is it yours?"

It took Jia Mian a lot of effort to control his hands from touching the cute little thing's head. He shook his head with great willpower: "It's not mine."

The girl showed Jia Mian the collar around Mao Tuan's neck: "Here is the address of your home, and this little cutie's name—Yinhui? Is it its name? It really isn't yours? My God, That hard-hearted thing will be thrown to such a cute little thing."

Jia Mian felt a bitterness in his heart, Yinhui——it was the name of the No.2 orc rapist full of crimes he was about to meet.

After Jia Mian explained for a long time that he didn't intend to discard this cute little thing, he finally took the ball of fur from the girl's arms. Broken hum.

The girl left reluctantly, and before leaving, she couldn't help kissing the hairball and stroking its head.

And Mao Tuan enjoyed sticking out his tongue, and the pink tongue licked Jia Mian's neck, making Jia Mian itchy.

As soon as the girl left, Jia Mian immediately threw the ball of cute and tender hair on the sofa, and said to the ball of hair making various cute movements and expressions: "I will not be deceived by your appearance , you vicious rapist."

Yinhui didn't seem to hear Jia Mian's words at all, and was already rolling on the sofa, revealing her pink belly, sticking out her tongue at Jia Mian, and making an even more heartbreaking moan.

Jia Mian's heart was full of bullshit: These are not magical glasses, this is simply the king of cuteness!It seems that my previous work and psychological construction were all in vain.