[Black Basket] The Akashi-kun next door

What is happiness?

Happiness is an emotional response to feeling good, a subjective emotion that expresses a state of mind of joy and happiness.

This is the official statement.

Oikawa Eri said that happiness is to be able to beat Akashi Seijuro once in any aspect.

Sasaki Nozomi sneered, dreaming.

Happiness is dreaming.

Yuejian Lizhi said that happiness is the sudden end of the massive bullying that started this semester, otherwise she will drop out of school.

Oikawa Eri said that you must take a correct view of unilateral school bullying incidents.For example, Ah Zheng, he is always so sunny and positive, always running towards the sun so passionately.This sunny and positive appearance has allowed him to live healthy and free from any bullying.

Yuejian Lizhi said, do you see things so distorted?You are the only one who thinks that Akashi is a positive and sunny boy, right?

Oikawa Eri is not to be outdone, you distort the three views better than me, you still say that Kise Ryota is the most witty, intelligent and beautiful boy in the world!

Then the author started the following in order to break away from the pleasant format of "who said so and so".

Regarding the above-mentioned bullying incident, it started from Tsukimi Rizhi's shoe cabinet.

Now go back in time to that moment.

"Yuejian Lizhi~" Eri called out immediately when she saw the girl pressing her phone with her face buried in the distance in front of her on the road. "Turn your head around hey!"

The girl in front of her turned her head in a daze when she heard the sound. The first thing she saw was a head of red hair with blinding dog eyes, and then she moved down to eyes of different colors.She immediately trembled, and turned her eyes to the side to see the bouncing black-haired girl.

"Ah, Ah Hui, Captain. Good morning."

"Good morning." Akashi nodded and replied, his face still calm.

"Good morning~ Where's your Ryota-kun?" Oikawa Eri happily looked around to find Kise. "Today, you finally figured out the idiot Kise, and turned into an idiot's mobile phone?"

While talking, Yue Jianli's cell phone started to vibrate, and she quickly called out the text message and began to press it cracklingly. She turned and walked towards the school while replying: "Yesterday, on the way home, Mr. Liang was splashed with cold water from upstairs by a girl. It was accidentally knocked over. I caught a cold at home today, so careless!"

After speaking, he raised his hand and clenched his fist, expressing his extreme anger.Then he added with a happy face: "I'm texting with Mr. Liang right now."

"It turns out that the idiot's cell phone is because there is a porn on the other end of the cell phone." Eri was bored, and Akashi didn't answer, just looking at the small notebook in his hand, speechless all the way.

After arriving in front of the shoe cabinet, Eri immediately folded her arms and made a wish: "Today, Lord Shoe Cabinet, please give me a pure love letter!"

Yue Jianli was still clasping the phone and frantically pressing it, with one hand resting on the handle of the shoe cabinet, as if she was not ready to open it yet, she kept complaining: "Ah, is the signature Yato? How many five yen did you give him? Local tycoon."

Eri looked disdainful, ignored Tsukimiri, and quickly changed her shoes, while Akashi also changed her shoes and was about to leave, only to see that the idiot girl in front of her still kept her movements for the previous minute, dawdling and making no movement.

Akashi raised an eyebrow. "...Eri, let's go first."

Oikawa Eri looked at Tsukimi Richi who was standing there and was about to become a sculpture, but silently stepped forward to help her open the cabinet door, thinking that doing so would prompt her to act, and then a scream resounded through the sky.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Accompanied by the sharp scream, Akashi and Tsukimi Rizhi quickly looked into the cabinet at the same time, and the second scream sounded immediately.

"Damn it! The indoor shoes that Ryota-kun gave me—!"

It is said that a man and two women came to the infirmary that day.Among them, the girls' vocal cords were damaged due to excessive fright and yelling, and the boys' eardrums were damaged due to excessive sound stimulation.

lied to you.

………………

Regarding the contents of Tsukimi Rizhi's cabinet, Eri has to admire the prankster's patience and creativity.It's a perfect example of disgusting cuteness.The large snapdragon grass field of the ghost lamp is not comparable to a small shoe cabinet created by that person.

Not to mention where did this person find a green caterpillar that was fatter than a green caterpillar.The kind that uses super glue to stick half of the bug to the cabinet, and the other half lets it continue to squirm, sticking all around, so that these little things are all squeezed together and twisted.Then put the gymnastics shoes on top of the worms, stuff the same worms inside and stick them to move.Even if it is cleaned, there is no way to use it, it is almost a mess.

"Yuejian Lizhi, you are really a sinful person."

"I am the victim!"

"You must have done something outrageous to receive this kind of revenge."

"I didn't do anything!"

Of course, this is just the beginning, and things will get worse after that.Eri and Sasaki Nozomi think it is Kise Ryota's support group, if she wants to attack the shoe cabinet, they will be fine if they share the shoe cabinet.At least the shoe cabinet will be fine.But it was so naive, Kise's shoe cabinet also suffered.

"Fuck, is this the rhythm of fans turning black?!" Eri didn't know how many times she saw a bloody mask in Kise's shoe cabinet.The background is tomato pasta with plenty of sauce.There is also a little paint smell in it, and after cleaning it, you will find that the inside of the cabinet is stuck with red paint that cannot be removed, messy and mottled.

Yuejian Lizhi stood by the shoe cabinet, rubbed and wiped it angrily, her knuckles turned white, but there was still little effect.

"Mr. Liang, I'm sorry..." The girl was dejected.

Kise stood aside and patted his head, "It's okay, it's the fans turning black. It's only my fans who are perverted like this are bothered."

"Probably it's not about fans turning black, but revenge against society." Akashi slowly opened Eri's shoe cabinet, and the smell of rotten eggs inside immediately came out.

When Eri saw it, she immediately frowned in disgust, and Akashi looked calm: "Recently, many people's shoe cabinets have been pranked—or attacked."

In the end, after seeing most people's shoe cabinets, Eri immediately regained her mental balance, but still complained: "In addition to shoe cabinets, this person doesn't know how to get other things!"

Most of the shoe cabinets have almost been attacked by spaghetti and expired eggs on a large scale, which abruptly turned into a large-scale bullying incident.The disciplinary committee didn't find out why, and ended the investigation by scribbling to relieve the pressure on the stressed third-year students.

The prankster has no intention of stopping at all. After Eri complained that he only knows how to deal with shoe cabinets, he changed his target from shoe cabinets to other bullies, and the characteristics of spoofing are also obvious. The more popular people are, the more they suffer.

But no matter who was bullied, Akashi was not bullied, and it can even be said that he was completely unaffected.

The Oikawa girl put everything she had in Akashi's hands trustingly, but the girl's cleverness didn't work at all, and her things were still thrown away and hidden away.

In the end, after the schoolbag was thrown into the swimming pool and the book was found on the roof and in the bushes, Oikawa Eri was furious and cursed: "Damn, if you have the ability to come secretly, if you have the ability to fight with me! I will grab the one who is hidden. Bring out the murderer!"

And the girl in the same class who helped her find the lost book shuddered slightly when she heard it, and said to Eri tremblingly: "Well, Erisan, I saw someone take your schoolbag and books, but I don't think so. That's why he didn't tell you."

"Tsk! Who took it?"

"Akashi-kun." The girl looked at Akashi who was bending over to pick up books not far away, and said suddenly: "I saw that he took a lot of people's bags and books..."

"I saw it too."

The truth, surfaced.

lied to you.

The author has something to say:

Fuck I'm so touched!I almost cried!Thanks to my friend Mu Shijiu for giving me the mine QAQ!Labor and capital need to be updated every day!

Makutoku threw a landmine

I haven't updated the article recently because of the exam, I am very sorry! QAQ