something is wrong with my cat

When he heard the urgent tone of the person in charge of the marketing company, Ruan Mengda's heart skipped a beat, with a faint premonition of imminent disaster.

He hurriedly rushed to the light brain, glanced at his Weibo page, and then was shocked to find that the direction of the comments under the news he posted on Weibo had turned a corner.

Those fans who would only praise him for being handsome and handsome Su Susu without thinking were suppressed, and those voices who questioned him came up again.

@猫猫是世界的世界: Hehe, there were too many brain-dead fans before, and even a few words would be identified as fans of Yuyin Nanzhi by various means. Now I want to laugh. Do you have any explanation for Meng Dada?

@团队盗猫Please find me: Jin/Jiang anchor Meng Dada’s long microblog of using cats to collect money and abuse cats has been released, welcome to watch [address]

@我想把猫QAQ: Is the anchor still playing dead!Wasn’t it fun to see your Connotation Yuyin Nanzhi before? :) By the way, send it to the portal, there is a screenshot of finishing anchor Meng Dada Connotation Yuyin Nanzhi provoking fans to attack Yuyin Nanzhi [Address]

@打死拍猫苗人: Oh, well, a tech guy I know told me that the IP addresses behind those trumpets with the title of "Yuyin Nanzhi fans" are very similar. Do you think that an up master like Yuyin Nanzhi, who never makes troubles and never becomes a fan, will have any crazy fans everywhere?Everyone is obviously just going to suck cats, okay? ~

What's wrong with @颜控: I don't say anything, I just believe in the value of little brother Nanzhi's face~ hehe anchor, you have so much powder on your face that it's almost falling off, I don't know how your fans can Close your eyes and blow your mind

@我的眼睛飘明: ↑If you close your eyes, of course you can blow it without thinking 233333

Ruan Mengda naturally likes to see other people's words of admiration and praise for him, but now he suddenly sees so many people ridiculing him, how can he bear it?

He was so angry that he immediately waved his hand, and all kinds of messy objects on the table immediately fell to the ground with a crackling sound.

Putting his hands on the table, Ruan Mengda took a deep breath and calmed down for a while, then contacted the marketing company and said, "What happened to those people on the Internet? Didn't they work fine before?"

The tone of the other party is not very good, it seems that this incident has also made them very anxious: "Can you take a good look at your Weibo homepage? Don't tell me that no one is Aite or private message you!"

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone with a "snap".

Ruan Mengda's face turned blue and white for a while, and finally he didn't have an attack. He glanced at his own Aite. In the past, many of his idiotic fans liked to use Aite or private letter to himself. I seldom go to see it.

Now when he opened it, he found that those people asked him to go to an address without exception.

Ruan Mengda clicked on the address full of doubts, and found that it was a jump link.

This is a screen recording. On the screen, there is a clean and tidy room. In front of the camera is a chair with a young man on it.

The young man's face is as gentle and elegant as jade, and his smile is even more gentle, which makes people feel like a spring breeze, and he has a good impression at a glance.

There was a barrage in the video, and someone explained that it was a live broadcast of the announcement made by Jin/Jiang Danmaku.com’s up master, Yuyin Nanzhi. Because they were afraid that some people would not see it, someone helped to record it and distribute it in the form of a recording to the Internet.

Then he also showed off that his little brother who watched the live broadcast in 3D looked better, which aroused the jealousy of a group of passers-by who missed the live broadcast.

This is Yuyin Nanzhi...?

Ruan Mengda was dumbfounded.

... What a joke! ! !

He used to be jealous and contemptuous of Yuyin Nanzhi in his heart, and he laughed at the other party's hypocrisy for just loving cats as an excuse.

I'm afraid Yuyin Nanzhi is some kind of nerd who came out of pheasant university and couldn't find a job. He probably doesn't look too good, otherwise why would he never show up?

He surmised so maliciously at that time.

... The young man in this picture turned out to be Yuyin Nanzhi? ! ?

Ruan Mengda only felt that countless slaps had been slapped on his face, which made his eyes stare, and he almost couldn't stand still and fell to the ground.

The barrage from the live broadcast was also kept in the recording, and rows of bullets flew across the screen immediately, blocking Yuyin Nanzhi's face from sight.

[Fuck, little brother is so handsome! !Ahhh, she really looks like a man and a woman!No, it's a handsome man and a handsome cat! !Well, I’m so incoherent that I don’t know what I’m talking about_(:3J∠)_]

[The anchor can obviously rely on his face to make a living, but he insists on relying on the orange cat!Does little brother have a boyfriend~]

【↑Wait a minute upstairs, boyfriend...? ? ? 】

[What about those people before 23333 who were too ugly to show their faces?Does your face hurt? 】

[Oh, oh, excuse me, where is Nanzhi Dasong Pagoda?I haven’t seen it for a long time QAQ]

During the recording, Yuyin Nanzhi greeted the audience gently, and then his expression became slightly serious.

He closed his eyes and said: "Recently, there have been some comments that are not good for me on the Internet. Some extreme people have continued to maliciously speculate and attack me, and these have almost affected my life. lived."

Yuyin Nanzhi's voice didn't sound angry, but it was cold, hitting people's hearts crisply like cold jade.

"I once thought of escaping and shutting down the live broadcast of cat smoking, because those people seemed to target me because of this." He said.

Immediately, a group of viewers desperately said, "Don't turn off the live broadcast, I'm going to die if I can't inhale the pine cone" and so on.

Yuyin Nanzhi also saw these retentions through the barrage machine, and he smiled a little embarrassedly:

"Well, but this idea has been dispelled. Here I want to thank that person. He reminded me not to give in blindly."

【"who's that person?My intuition tells me that there is adultery/love]

[Betting fifty cents that "that person" is a man]

【Humph, my domineering CEO bet a huge sum of five yuan on a woman】

[Watching the local tyrants upstairs]

Yuyin Nanzhi continued: "Here, I found one thing. I checked the source of those who attacked and disturbed me through technical means, and found that most of them came from a navy trumpet called Hoshino Company, so here--"

The young man looked at the camera, his eyes narrowed slightly, Ruan Mengda suddenly felt as if he had been pricked by a needle, and couldn't help avoiding his gaze.

He heard Yuyin Nanzhi pause and say:

"I, Yuyin Nanzhi, hereby declare that I will threaten Gaojin/Jiangdanmaku's anchor Meng Dada and the Hoshino Company behind you for violating my personal rights and privacy rights."

【... Domineering】

【Su made my legs weak...】

[By the way, who of you knows what Hoshino Company is? 】

[Go back to the top and check it, it seems that it is a marketing company that has been registered for a while]

[[The eyes suddenly become sharper.jpg] Just now, the up host said that he would sue the anchor Meng Dada together, which means that Meng Dada signed a contract with that marketing company? 】

[Hehe, let me just say how that spicy chicken became popular so fast. Fans kowtow under other houses every day, and they don’t tell me, but when they say it, they say, "That's all done by our cute and big black fans"~ Pooh. 】

[The anchor who went to see Meng Da Da said that the cat-sucking live broadcast was obviously imitating Yuyin Nanzhi's. Although there is no patent right on this one, he still hinted at the audience while making love to cats and gentle little brothers. Reward... I can only hehehe. 】

[Just a joke, Meng Dada said that he did not live broadcast because he wanted money, but because live broadcast can make cats healthy]

[...This joke is really funny, let a little milk cat please the audience in front of the camera, and find such a high-sounding reason, is it for the good of the cat?

[Ben Songta fans feel very relieved, Meng Dada was still in the live broadcast before, and Yuyin Nanzhichang's ugliness bullied the newcomer anchor and so on...Made, I have never seen such a brazen person! ! 】

Ruan Mengda's heart became cold as the bullet screens were swiped one by one.

He finally came back to his senses, and immediately contacted the marketing company and shouted: "Don't you have a lot of sailors! Why are you so quick to do something?! Didn't you do it well before?!"

The person on the other end of the contact was obviously in a terrible mood. Hearing this, he sneered and said, "Do you think that we are like you who know nothing but just sit there and cheat little girls? Just now all the IPs of the sailors here are all It was blocked! And the accusation that Yuyin Nanzhi said is true... Haven't you received the summons from the court yet?"

Ruan Mengda's hands froze, and the summons...?

The voice of his parents came from outside: "Ruan Mengda! Come out! What did you do?! How could there be a subpoena to our house? Get out and explain to me!!"

He only felt that his eyes were dark, and there was a buzzing in his ears, and he couldn't hear anything.

The kitten jumped out quietly and circled around Ruan Mengda, seeing that he didn't respond, it pissed on him and slipped away.

Ruan Mengda didn't see that there was a section behind the recording.

After saying that he would sue Meng DaDa and Hoshino Company, Yuyin Nanzhi gave the audience a little time to sort out the amount of information that was about to explode, and then finally started the main topic of this live broadcast.

"About Songta, I know that everyone is very concerned about its condition recently." The young man smiled apologetically, "Songta's condition is still good now, and the doctor said that it will probably fully recover in a short time."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a meow, and then a big fluffy tail swept across Yuyin Nanzhi's arm. The young man froze for a moment, then bent down to pick up the big orange cat, and gently stroked his fur.

The gentle expression has already drunk the audience.

"Then, this live broadcast is over here, and Songta will meet you again soon." Yuyin Nanzhi looked at the camera and smiled slightly.

TBC.

The author has something to say:

Cough, the subpoena was written by a scumbag author, don't take it seriously if you are legally ill.

Originally, I wanted to become a stable daily update, but now it has become a stable update every two days...

I have to reflect on myself orz

Sure enough, holidays make people lazy_(:3J∠)_