something is wrong with my cat

Gu Nanzhi was awakened by the sound of a phone call.

Rubbing his eyes, he couldn't help raising his eyebrows when he saw the name displayed on the phone - this was the name of a friend he had a good time with in college back then, and their relationship gradually faded after two years of graduation. down.

Gu Nanzhi answered the phone with a smile in his voice: "Isn't this our Young Master Huo, why did you remember to call me today?"

Huo Yue's voice was full of gloating, as if some happy event had happened, he said, "I said Xiao Nan, do you still remember Ye Yizhou's evil pen?"

Gu Nanzhi couldn't help squinting his eyes when he heard the name: "How could he forget, what happened to him?"

"I recently changed jobs and happened to be in the same company as him. At that time, I felt that I would be disgusted by being a dog. I simply publicized the fact that he stole your work to please Bai Lianhua to 'Friendship'. I didn't expect him to He was really fired by the company!" Huo Yue said beamingly on the other end of the phone, and his tone was full of "I'll avenge you".

Gu Nanzhi was amused: "Oh, then I really want to thank you."

In fact, they also knew that there must be other reasons for Ye Yizhou's dismissal. The company should have been dissatisfied with him a long time ago, and Huo Yue just came in time to give a reason.

But it's always nice to see people have bad luck with people you hate.

After chatting with Huo Yue for a few words, Gu Nanzhi felt his feet sink, and lowered his head to meet a pair of biyingying round cat eyes, and the other party stared at him with a "meow".

Gu Nanzhi then said to Huo Yue: "My ancestors are urging me because they are hungry. If we don't go there, there will be trouble. Let's hang up first."

After Gu Nanzhi finished speaking, he turned and walked towards the cat food cabinet. The orange cat followed behind him like a follower, with its big fluffy tail waving along with his steps.

This is an orange cat weighing ten catties. Its long and fluffy hair is bright orange. It seems to be well-raised. It is hard to imagine that it was thin when Gu Nanzhi first picked it up two months ago. You can see every rib.

Gu Nanzhi poured the cat food, sat on the edge of the sofa and watched the orange cat jump in and eat happily, but his face was a little sad, he said:

"Songta, have you gained weight recently..."

The orange cat turned a deaf ear to it, and when it was full, it climbed onto Gu Nanzhi's trouser legs and lay down on his lap, with its belly facing upwards, and its tail flicked on Gu Nanzhi's arm, urging its excrement shoveler to give him a post-meal digestive massage.

Gu Nanzhi lost his temper when he saw the appearance of this uncle, and pressed his white and slender fingers on the snow-white and fluffy belly, stopped at the stomach and began to spin clockwise. Maybe it was because Songta was always hungry before. Then, the veterinarian said that its stomach is not very good, so Gu Nanzhi developed the habit of being massaged by it after meals.

Counting the time, it's time for the live broadcast.

Because Gu Nanzhi was bored, he registered an account on Jin/Jiangdanmaku. At first, he just made some videos for his own entertainment. After picking up a pine cone, he had a whim and started a cat-sucking live broadcast, which unexpectedly became popular. up.

Manipulate his personal optical brain to open his live broadcast room, and with the sound of "ding dong", all fans who followed him received a message:

[The up master "Yuyin Nanzhi" you follow has started live broadcast, go and see it now~o(≥v≤)o==>]

The name of Gu Nanzhi’s live broadcast room is very simple and crude: suck cat live broadcast, as the name suggests, his live broadcast room only broadcasts live cats, tens of thousands of people flooded into the live broadcast room within a few minutes, and it is still rising steadily as time goes by with.

As soon as the fans entered the live broadcast room, they saw the anchor sitting on the sofa with an orange cat on his lap. Due to the settings of the anchor, they could only see the man wearing a plaid shirt and khaki pants. The trouser legs are tightened downwards, outlining the slender and straight legs.

[I, leg control, lick the screen! 】

[Happy holidays, everyone~ I never expected to see the UP host live broadcast the pine cone during the holiday! 】

[Ah, ah, Songta lying on the lap of the up master with her belly open is so cute!Suck! ! ! ! 】

["Did Songta lick your balls today?" cast five lands/mines]

The barrage was accompanied by the sound of gifts, and Songta seemed to be disturbed. He looked up and his ears were shaking.

Gu Nanzhi stretched out his finger to tease it, causing the orange cat to chase his hand and move it constantly. Finally, Songta finally threw Gu Nanzhi's arm down under his body, and then opened his mouth to bite the "seduce" "It's finger.

Naturally, the cat didn't really bite, but gently rubbed Gu Nanzhi's fingers with the tip of its teeth, making him feel itchy.

The arm was hugged and couldn't be pulled out, and Gu Nanzhi couldn't, so he had to stretch out the other hand to tickle the cat ancestor, and finally took back the "detained" hand after scratching comfortably.

Fingers scratched the orange cat's chin, making it narrow its eyes comfortably, and let out a purring sound in its throat. Gu Nanzhi felt that it was almost time to stop when he was swept by Songta's tail, obviously It is urging his host to continue not to stop.

Such a human behavior naturally caused a burst of excitement among the cat idiots in the barrage:

【That's so cute! !Today, I also prostrate myself under the cat's paw of Songta_(:3J∠)_]

[Aww, I really want to steal the pine cone! !I really want to feel the furry paradise! 】

【↑Do you want to feel the heaven of ten catties】

[233333 above is too much, what nonsense is the truth [funny]]

[Only I noticed that the up master's hands look good!Manual control can't control prprpr at all]

"Meow~meow~"

The almost sweet voice called back Gu Nanzhi's attention, he looked down and saw that Songta had sat up at some point, and grabbed his hand in an almost obsequious gesture.

After raising it for so long, Gu Nanzhi naturally saw through what Songta wanted to express at a glance-this little ancestor was greedy again.

"No, you are already gaining weight now, and if you eat any more, you will become a ball." Gu Nanzhi refused righteously.

Songta moved closer, staring at Gu Nanzhi with wide cat eyes.

"...If I say no, then I can't, you can't eat any more..." Gu Nanzhi's tone became a little weak.

The orange cat stretched its upper body, stretched out its tender tongue to lick Xia Gu Nanzhi's side face, and rubbed against his neck.

Gu Nanzhi: "...well, let's not take this as an example."

[Master 233333up, you always say this, okay? 】

[Songta has already become fat into a ball, okay?]

[It's hard to imagine that Songta was a little one a month ago_(:3J∠)_up Lord, what did you feed it?]

[↑The old audience is surprised above!But I don’t think it’s the up master’s fault, after all, ten oranges and nine fat...]

Gu Nanzhi got up to get the canned cat food, and when he turned around, he just missed this scene - the orange cat that was lazily lying on the sofa suddenly stood up, and its green cat eyes were full of scrutiny and surprise.

TBC.

The author has something to say:

Well, everyone should be able to see that, at the end, the president has already passed through 23333

Easter eggs:

When naming the orange cat:

Scumbag author: What is the name of the orange cat?

Jiyou Daochang: Pine tower?Pine cones?

Slag author: Pine cone... sounds more weighty (.)

Taoist leader: I also like pine towers, if they fall on people, they will look like iron towers

Songta: Don’t you just bully me for Yueban!

PS: TBC means to be continued

By the way!Let’s retweet the scumbag author’s good friend Daochang’s serial article "Leiwen Author’s Guide to Self-Help" By Yuanxu