Costume male god in the entertainment industry

The community Xie Huan lives in is an old residential area with a long history, and the neighbors around are basically retired elderly people. At this time, there is almost no sound in the community, and the night is as quiet as in the wild. Tan Jilin is already asleep, but his brows are still a little bit Slightly frowned, feeling a little restless even in the dream.

Xie Huan couldn't fall asleep for a long time, he half sat up and stared blankly at the people around him.Tan Jilin's appearance is very handsome. Compared with those handsome men in ancient costume TV dramas nowadays, they are much inferior to him. After all, no matter how he dresses up, he can't compare with his natural ancient style.

He... crossed over, what can he do in the future?

Most importantly, how to settle in this world!

Traveling to ancient times is simple and easy. Although there are household registration certificates, there are people living in the deep mountains and old forests. It is not unreasonable for people who ran out of nowhere without household registration certificates. But from ancient times to modern times, it is difficult to handle. Moreover, how to prove that he came from time travel!

Xie Huan is a guy who likes to worry, but after worrying carelessly, he found that there are so many troubles waiting for him to clean up. It's really...it's so hard to be a good person these days! ! !

The next morning, Xie Huan woke up to the sound of the alarm clock on his mobile phone. He closed his eyes and turned off the alarm clock, and he heard Tan Jilin's doubtful voice: "Who is playing music?"

Xie Huan touched the mobile phone, lifted it up and shook it, and said inarticulately: "This is called a mobile phone. It is a very important tool for modern people. It is needed for contacts, for looking up information, for driving, and for shopping. It can also be used for eating... It can also be used for games, work, and making money... Well, despite its small size, it is very capable!"

Tan Jilin looked at the phone in shock, and stretched out his hand cautiously, but didn't dare to touch it.

Xie Huan was amused by his actions, so he simply got up, put the phone in his hand, and said, "You can try to play, if you don't understand anything, just ask me."

Like a hot potato, Tan Jilin dared not move for a long time, but couldn't hold back his curiosity, so he finally stretched out his finger to touch the screen, and just happened to touch the icon of a penguin. After logging in, he went crazy Thinking of the "beep" sound, he was so frightened that he immediately put the phone away, and only when the sound stopped did he poke his head to look in doubt.

"Hey Huanhuan, you ungrateful bastard, why don't you call me to make money!"

Tan Jilin opened the conversation on the top, clicked on the language message on the conversation page, heard the voice and searched around, but didn't see the person who spoke, so he went to the bathroom with his mobile phone and said, "Brother Xie, just now is Your voice?"

Xie Huan spit out the foam in his mouth and replied: "It's okay, don't worry about it, just go and play."

Tan Jilin let out an oh, and sat back on the bed with his mobile phone in hand.

He saw that there was another reply on the page, so he poked it.

"Huanhuan, you've hidden your beauty in the golden house?! Who and when did you get involved!"

Tan Jilin listened blankly, thinking, Jinwu Zangjiao?woman?How did the speaker know?

He saw strips of two colors on the page, he only poked one, then poked the other, and the sound startled him!

It was himself, what he said just now, and Xie Huan's answer.God, what kind of elf is this, why, how can he still make his voice!

Tan Jilin was completely frightened, his face was pale, he threw the phone far away, and then stood uneasy at the door of the bathroom, looking in fear at the phone whose screen was still on.

Xie Huan wiped his face and opened the door, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Tan Jilin pointed at the phone, trembling, finally overwhelmed by the fear in his heart, rushed over to hug Xie Huan, and shouted: "That thing can't stop talking, unexpectedly... steal my voice!"

Xie Huan was stunned, and he didn't think it was too heavy for a man who was taller than himself. He dragged Tan Jilin and walked over to pick up the phone. He looked at it and smiled: "This is what I told you, with friends You need to use it when contacting. Ah, you also sent one out..."

Oops, Xie Huan's heart sank, Chu Liang knew about Tan Jilin's existence, my God, do I need to be so troublesome!

To let the most troublesome person know of his current trouble, and this trouble is caused by himself!

However, after thinking about it, Chu Liang was in the history department, so he could just ask him to help investigate Tan Jilin's affairs.

"Ji Lin, go wash up, I'll take you to school." Xie Huan said briskly.

Regarding his identity, Xie Huan had already thought about it last night.More than ten years ago, Xie Huan had a little aunt who gave birth to a son. She disappeared when she was almost three years old, and she couldn't find it after searching for so many years.The little aunt became depressed and became ill because of self-blame, and died early when Xie Huan was in junior high school. The uncle later married a Korean woman and immigrated there.

Although the truth is cruel, there is often only one truth.Xie Huan's cousin must have been abducted and sold, so he was registered with someone else's account, and Tan Jilin happened to be able to use this blank identity. Thank you.

Before they went to school, Xie Huan and Tan Jilin had their first argument.

Xie Huan believes that no matter what, it is impossible to wear an ancient hairstyle in modern times and appear on a modern university campus. This will cause unnecessary crowds. Well, this is not the most important thing.The most important thing is that it is impossible for modern people to grow such long hair. Even those who are engaged in art will cut their hair regularly. Do you think that the long hair of the teacher □□ maintains the same length all year round?

But Tan Jilin was very angry about this, but he didn't show it clearly because the other party was his savior.He thinks he's dressed in modern man's clothes, well that doesn't prove he's close to modern man.But he can wear clothes, talk and dress as the Romans do, but his body, hair and skin are affected by his parents. He has already let go of the etiquette and shame and exposed his arms and thighs. How can he degenerate to cut his hair!

"Such long hair can't exist! It's not scientific at all!" Xie Huan yelled strangely, but he regretted it after yelling. Well, Tan Jilin's appearance here has already shown the limitations of science.

He thought for a while, and then said: "Modern times are not like your ancient times. Although the temperature is not high now, in a few months, the summer heat will make you unimaginable. At that time, I'm afraid you will clamor to go Shaved bald!"

Tan Jilin waved his hand: "bald head? A monk? No, no, no, I haven't married a wife and have children, and I have to have children. I must never become a monk."

Xie Huan was completely powerless. He thought to himself, what is the rivalry between him and an ancient man? Anyway, he is the one being watched and not himself. Moreover, after a while, the two of them may separate after Tan Jilin gets used to the life here. Just like him and Chu Liang, although they are very good buddies, they won't affect each other when they make a fool of themselves.

Well, figured it out, Xie Huan gave up and took Tan Jilin to the bus.

Because the dispute between the two was too long-winded, it took a lot of time. When they arrived at the school, the class had already started. Tan Jilin was wearing a hoodie, and Xie Huan cleverly put the hat on him. The two sneaked in through the back door. After leaving the classroom, I sat in the last row without attracting any unnecessary attention.

The teacher was eloquent, and Tan Jilin listened very carefully as he flipped through the slides of the teaching courseware on the projector screen.

"That classmate, you can answer the question just now!" The teacher saw that there was a rare student who loves learning so much, so he happily pointed to the only two people in the last row, and Xie Huan was sending a message to Chu Liang with his head down.

Tan Jilin: "..."

His scalp was numb, and he subconsciously bumped Xie Huan with his elbow.

Xie Huan raised his head in a daze, saw the whole class looking back at him...them, and saw the teacher's earnest eyes, he understood what happened in an instant, he stood up decisively: "I'm sorry teacher, he is... my cousin , I take classes in other schools, and I heard that our meditation class is very... special, so I came to listen to it, but he is... he is... he studies... yes, he specializes in classical Chinese, um, so, He doesn't know anything about our class, so let me answer this question."

The teacher smiled happily and nodded.

Xie Huan quickly browsed the courseware on the current page, and then randomly quoted a few famous quotes from celebrities. It's a bit off topic from what we're talking about today, sit down, listen carefully, and learn from your cousin."

Xie Huan breathed a sigh of relief, called up the traditional Chinese character input method on the phone, wrote a sentence and handed it to Tan Jilin: When I am in class, you lie down and sleep.

Teacher Sixiu began to give spiritual education to the students again. Xie Huan looked at his "cousin" who was lying on his stomach studying his gel pen, took out his mobile phone with satisfaction, and continued chatting with Chu Liang.

Sieldowski: That's how things are. If you don't believe me, come to Lecture Room 302 of Zhixing Building after class.

Magic pen Ma Liang: What do you mean, you went to work to earn money, and you picked up an ancient man for nothing?

Sheldonsky: [wiping off sweat] If you want it, I'll give it to you!

Magic pen Ma Liang: No, no, it is better for you to embody this spirit of international friendship. I can have it with an assist.

Magic Brush Ma Liang: Oh no, no, it’s the spirit of time and space friendship.

Sierdsky: I am not a brother... I am really not a brother!

Magic pen Ma Liang: Hey, what are you talking about? I’m ignoring class now, and I’m already looking for some county chronicles for you. Whether you can make it or not, this is the rhythm of losing scholarships every minute!

Sierdsky: I can't see how kind you are!

Magic Brush Ma Liang: Ha, it’s alright, alright!I was thinking, is it possible to use this as a research topic, and then... I will be famous!

Sieldowski: To prove that there is such a thing as time travel, it seems that it is more reliable to find friends in physics.Well, after your reminder, I decided to look for Hualong.

God Pen Horse:……

Sieldowski: Dude, dry or wet?

Instant Noodles: What are you doing...

Sieldowski: Well, just right, I will find a new research direction for you. Once you succeed, you will... be famous all over the world!What is Hawking, you will be able to create a new physics by then!

Instant noodles: [ali Xingxingyan] What what?

Sieldowski: Prove the real existence of time travel. [proud]

Instant noodles: [Tuski lifts the table] Tease me early in the morning, get out!

Sieldowski: Quiet, unflappable, I guess that's the kind of guy?I never lie!

Instant noodles: The obscene monk, when did you leave home?

Sierdsky: Get out!See you at the small restaurant for lunch, when the time comes, let you realize your mistake, kneel down and admit it!Why don't you thank me for saving your face by not choosing San Restaurant?

Instant Noodles: Dear, be careful about masturbation, too much masturbation... Forced masturbation is gone!

Sierdsky: Go, stupid mortal!

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